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Joined 08-23-06, id: 1121038, Profile Updated: 10-21-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Assumed Name: Kage Damien

Age: from 1 to infinite

Sex: only with my girlfriend thank you

Favorite manga: Naruto, Trigun, Rama1/2

Mental state: Utterly unstable and ready to go critical mass

Favorite animation: Naruto, S-cry-ed (scryed), Trigun, Dragonball series

Favorite parings:

Naru/any girl excpt for the pink haired bitch and the white eyed freak

Naru/harem

Naru/OC

Lee/any girl (hay he needs some love too)

Hated parings:

Sasuke/any girl that he ends up with. (Most of them are to good for him in the first place. except for a few sasu/female Haku stories)

Guy/guy

Info on my situation: givin up on writing for fanfiction.net, if anyone wants to take my stroies let me know

Demons of the leaf:

Up coming stories:

Naruto: Rage of the Gods

Naruto Key to Revenge

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Fifty Years of Math 1959 - 2009 (in the USA )

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for 1.58. The counter girl took my 2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters , but she hailed the manager for help.. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950's:

1. Teaching Math In 1950's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for 100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1960's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for 100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or 80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for 100. His cost of production is 80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for 100.. His cost of production is 80 and his profit is 20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990's

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of 20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels
feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok. )

6. Teaching Math In 2009

Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para 100. El costo de la producciones es 80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I have discovered the equation to go over the top in everything!

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

f you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun"

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

Things you shouldn't say to cops.

1. "Sorry about knocking up your wife."

2. "Oh, hey officer. Why'd ya wake me up? What? I've been asleep this whole time, I don't remember running over any crossing guards."

3. "How about I buy you a dozen donuts and you let me off the hook?"

4. "Is that a pistol in your holster or are you coming on to me?"

5. "Hey Ociffer! Whaddaya been upwards to, huh?"

6. "Oh, sure! You arrest me for drunk driving. But, when some other cop does it, you go get donuts!"

7. "You're a member of the force, right? So... where's the lightsaber?"

8. "I know that you'd much rather be drinking coffee right now, so, what's stopping you?"

9. "I'm just a student driver... Honest."

10. "So... About the whole 'You'll never take me alive' thing... That was just a joke..."

11. "Yeah, I'd like a large fries, A whopper, One milkshake... wait, no, make that two milkshakes, and a stack of flapjacks."

12. "So, I was going 120 in a school zone? Then you must have been going 125 to catch me. Good job officer... Good job."

13. "Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

14. "What do you mean 'stealing from the evidence locker is illegal'? You do it all the time!"

15. "Hell yeah! a 500 ticket! I finally broke my record!"

I have some questions...

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If the opposite of pro is con, then, what's the opposite of progress?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

When the "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, did they see it coming?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"??

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?

If two wrongs don't make a right, why do two negatives make a positive?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Lisp?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host

You will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, Outkast000, Slayer End, Samurai Sroirraw

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

fLove vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elmtrees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't re post

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

The previous was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources inorder to help others understand the things that happen in anime. So to help others understand anime affter you have read this please copy and paste this to your profile thank-you.

Quiz: Your instincts has its advantages all the time... This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised!

We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up.

The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game...

Look at your progress

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite.

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then h e looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre, Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add you name: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart, OneSong05, Samurai Sroirraw

You stare because i'm different...( 0.0) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )...I stare because you're all the same.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

You had a furbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shut up!!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . (I feel old..)

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The Power to Heal and Destroy by Phoenixsun reviews
After being left out by his team, Naruto decides to walk around the outsides of the village, this sets off a chain of events that will sent Naruto down a path that will shake the Shinobi World. But will he be able to confront what he finds in it? Or will he be overwhelmed by it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,330 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Naruto U.
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 613,783 - Reviews: 8623 - Favs: 6,523 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Zanpakuto of Kyuubi by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
Simply from a small sealing change...a legend would be born. Watch as Naruto became...the wielder of the greatest Zanpakuto... 'Roar for me...Kyuubi' - Living Kushina. Strong/Cunning/Smart Naruto. AU *AUDITED- "Failure to complete"*
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,894 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., T. Harribel - Complete
True Strength by Guybrush007 reviews
Naruto's journey through life after his battle at the Valley of the End shows him just what it means to be truly strong in a world of shinobi, conspiracy, and good and evil. NaruxHina, other pairings, much battle and enough fluff to please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,067 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Red Sun by kaen307 reviews
Kyubbi save Naruto from death's door after his fight with Sasuke in the Valley of Death by sending him back in when Naruto just bacame a genin. Of course this time around, Naruto is no longer the innocent child he once was. Dark, smart, and strong Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U.
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Fox Lord by MadHat886 reviews
Naruto been sent to a world of swords and magic before returning to his home world leading an army with him. But it isn't an army of the light. Base on the world of Warcraft and other fantasy games. Now is a harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,148 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U.
the dark awakening by dark anubinite reviews
naruto leaves leaf for good, while away he meets a sound girl, unlocks new powers, and has a dark cult of demons after him. what's a teen to do? naruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,581 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
The Spirit Fox by Chrisdz reviews
It's been two and a half years and the Death Knights have returned. The war with Oto heats up and the Akatsuki begin to take a more active role Strong Naruto pairings Naruharem SasuSaku ShikaIno mega crossover Rated M for language and plenty Sexual conten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,282 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
More Like A Cruel Joke by PennyForTheGuy reviews
Wrenched back to life by a sorcerer 500 years after his time, Maze is left reeling in the face of the new Albion. Yet now that he is finally free of Jack he devotes himself yet again to being a Hero, though its far from easy with the Guild in ruins.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Maze, Lord Lucien Fairfax
Carnage by Black Forests reviews
Being stripped from his post as an ANBU and reduced to a genin, Naruto became a mere confused teenager. With time, he will realise life is worth living after all. Naruto/Ino. Beta-ed by Erugenel. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,863 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Caged Fox by General Badaxe reviews
Naruto gets attacked by a mystery ninja, and has to go into quarantine. Will his sanity make it? Due to some complaining, I have cleaned up the beginning chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 314,861 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Fable: A Hero's Redemption by Danfiction reviews
I've seen men cower, I've destroyed cities, and I've mastered the darkest powers known to man, I am Deathbringer, my powers rivaled the so called Jack of Blades himself.But I have a secret,I regret it,I regret it all my path towards redemption starts...
Fable - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,302 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 1/20/2008
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rise of the ScienceNin by uo-chou reviews
Sarutobi doesn't know what to do with Naruto after Minato's sacrifice. With a vocal minority calling for the child's death, he sends the boy to be raised by an old friend from Snow Country. Chakra Armor, Technology, and an unstoppable Jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008
Bulma and Dragonball by Usako-Man reviews
Bulma meets someone else instead of Goku and has a different adventure on her quest for the DBs. Warning for Lemon material. After all these years, chapter 4 has been added.
Dragon Ball - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2006
Of Demons and Gods by AJ-Writer reviews
Everything in this world will always have their opposites. Man and woman, good and bad, Demons and Gods. Pairings inside. New Chapt FINALLY up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 473,192 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 10/11/2005
Uzumaki Naruto: Konoha Marksman by MP5 reviews
AU. 6 years on the other side of the world can change a person. In this case, Konoha's Hyperactive Ninja has retired, and in his place is a quiet, loyal, and deadly soldier. What has Naruto seen or done to make him change? NaruHina, SasuOC DISCONTINUED Story is now available for adoption by a better writer than me. PM for details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,498 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Altered Destiny by VenomLord reviews
When push came to shove, Naruto was more then willing to protect those with him. To do so he would use his own fists, and lets nothing stand in his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 235,712 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
AU: A Boy's Training by darksupersayian reviews
What if Goku had been more involved in training Gohan at an early age? This story starts at the beginning of dbz.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 218,911 - Reviews: 2513 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Goku, Gohan - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 5,492 - Follows: 4,867 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Conspiracies and Deception by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Do NOT own Naruto or any possible crossovers I may put in here. There I said it you bastard lawyers now you can’t do jack squat to me. HA! Full Summary is inside. A NarutoHinataHarem fic. Naruto at the age of 11 right after failing for the second time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 405,944 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto of the Mirage by Nightblade888 reviews
When Naruto finds the body of Uchiha Shisui and is attacked by Itachi, how will his life change? Finding his family and discovering his bloodline, what other changes await? [I don't own Naruto or BLEACH or any of the characters.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,389 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2006
Kyuubi no Kitsune by Demon God of Chaos reviews
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto... Finished.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,703 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto: Legacy by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
What will your legacy be? A question that has many answers; follow the tale of Naruto and his fellow Konoha-nin as they face the dangers of an uncertain future, seeking their own legacy. And to think, it all begins with the final battle with Akatsuki...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 385,372 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/29/2005
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 3,043 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Worldly Prisoners by NeoRyu777 reviews
Sequel to WS. Sirius escapes, Peter is revealed, and Dumbledore's plotting grows by the day. Things are coming to a head, but Harry must hurry, for Voldemort has discovered an alternate route to regain his body, greater and more terrible than ever before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,882 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Harry P.
Warrior's Strength, Child's Innocence by Airheaded dude reviews
Without the consent of the third, Naruto decides to train and leaves Konoha at the age of 5 alone. During his journey, he encounters Gaara and Haku and decides to take them along with him. Haku is a girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,688 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cold Blue Metal by zero0000 reviews
To save Uzumaki Naruto's life from the village council, the Sandaime declared him as Konoha's secret weapon and assigned the responsibility of his training to recently named ANBU captain Uchiha Itachi. Mildly AU. Probably going to be NaruKin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,210 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Rubies & Sapphires Book 2: Onyx & Citrine by Synica reviews
Part two of the Rubies & Sapphires Books. Naruto has kept his promise to Kurenai and come back from the Jounin Exams alive. Pairings: NaruxKure. Minor HinaxShin, ShikxTema and possibly others. Please read the first book before this one. Closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,069 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Legacy of Konoha by saraki22 reviews
In the fight to protect Tsunade from Kabuto, Naruto reveals a power no one expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Goodbye, Naruto by Jays Arravan reviews
A tragic event they never expected. An event that took from them a brother, a friend, and a beloved. Let us see how they cope with this tragedy. Naruhina Sasusaku Shikaino NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,567 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hinata's New Life by Awesomoisawesome reviews
Hinata's father disowns her, with no place left to go she moves in with Naruto. However problems arise once Hinata's little sister Hanabi comes to live with them and falls in love with Naruto. NaruHina with slight NaruHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,133 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto and The Village Of Ice by GodricGryff reviews
CANCELLED after the vally of the end, naruto is driven from the village, hinata makes a bold decision and joins him. on their travels they meet many people, eventually leading to the sacred ice village, what awaits them, how powerful will they become,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,150 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Survival by a Foolish Writer reviews
At the age of 7, a little boy's life was threatened. Inside of him was another beeing who didn't want to die. What if that beeing contacted the youngboy and made him more than what he should have been. [Pairings unknown... vote for pairings]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,358 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Naruto U.
A Forbiden Life leads to a Forbiden Love by a Foolish Writer reviews
What if Orochimaru took care of Naruto durring the second test of the Chunnin exam so he could not interfeer with his plans laiter on in Naruto's life? Please R&R. NarutoKyuubi. Rated M for Violence and lemons :P. [MF Female Kyuubi] [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,144 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Till Eternity's End by The-Silent-Muse reviews
Forged from the twisted science of Midgar, and tempered by the shadows of Sephiroth, Uzumaki Naruto was power incarnated. Now, before the gates of Konoha, will this fallen angel find his absolution, or will his past haunt him until eternity's end?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,599 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U.
Legacy of the Maelstrom: Yamikitsune by CyberDragonEX reviews
At the age of four, naruto is attacked, meets the furball, and leaves the village. Lookout world, theres a new legend on the horizon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,478 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Naruto U.
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
Frog Mask by blackmamuth reviews
The night that the Kyuubi attacked konoha, not only the Kyuubi was sealed in Naruto. What if there was another tenant in Naruto's body?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,778 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Naruto U.
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Don't Be Flashin Steel When U Roll Through Compton by iNFAMOUS X reviews
Through a Series of events Naruto travels to the past and meets Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru when they were still teens being trained by Sarutobi. TsuNaru Completed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 234,480 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The Reaper Organization by floridarocks0091 reviews
What if naruto lost everything as a child, betrayed, hated and lost all hope, until the death god visited him...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,903 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crimson Bliss by Zacoruto orutonasiki reviews
Naruto has been seeking to settle down, yet no one wants him. He struggles as he tries to find a lover for himself. Rated M for blood and Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4065 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto and Ino Choice by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto and Ino have come to a point where they are offered a choice. See what happens when they take it. NaruxIno. beware cursing and sexual coment possible others if I get enough request. Vote who you want in reviews. lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,975 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto May Cry by SouryuofHeaven reviews
Four years old Naruto is attacked by a mob and is saved by the famous demon hunter Dante! Let's see what happens when He is taken on as a pupil. Xover NarutoDMC NaruHinaAnko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006
Things Happen, Things Change by averyhyperhanyou reviews
REad ch 18. Its true, Things Happen when your gone, Things Change. Naruto leaves for a 1 and a half year training sesion with jiraiya, but when, 1 and a half years later, jiraiya comes back with out him, were is he. NaruxSaku NEED HELP, READ CHAPTER 18!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,654 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: An Alternative Story by Arganaut reviews
Story has been discontinued. Signed Arganaut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,345 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
rebirth of chaos by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is sent back to before Kyuubi attack, see what he does to help prepare for its attack
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,718 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Heart of Darkness by daeyeth reviews
A depressed Naruto is kidnapped by Itachi. Akatsuki trains him and Gaara, who they also captured, into fearless weapons. Five years later, Naruto and Gaara return to Konoha to take the jounin exam, but what are Akatsuki's true intentions?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,659 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
After death by Meinos Kaen reviews
There's who believes there's nothing, after death... But Naruto, immediately after dieing, found something... Or better, someone. And he declared himself as a Shinigami. NarutoXBleach Crossover! RXR! Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,329 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
A future returns by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is faced with a choice at the end of a defeated battle, he chooses to take it and his life is never the same agian naru saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,406 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Precious Person by HnS-Ryouichi reviews
He has met those whom he can consider precious. He has met she who can be called his most precious. To what lengths... will Uzumaki Naruto go to, to protect them? Hiatus. [NarutoxOC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,296 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U.
Rekindled by creitros reviews
In a battle between Leaf and Sound, Hinata is struck down. When Naruto fails to notice an incoming attack, Kyuubi steps in. : TimeTravel, Demonic : NarutoHinata, NejiTenten, undecided on others : Rated for violence, some language, nudity, and my paranoia
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,618 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Faith in Humanity by karrafear reviews
AU. What if Naruto survived a murder attempt on his life at the age of 6 and had to leave Konoha for his own safety. Now 12, Naruto and Jiraiya returns to take the genin test. Finished! Lookout for Sequal Restoration of Faith!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 195,434 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Complete
Secrets Revealed by Wolf07 reviews
Naruto learns everthing when his six years old. But in his mind he sees himself as a Demon child. What is his legacy? Who were his ancestors? More inside! spoilers! NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Naruto U.
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Cheerfulness Incarnate by Omegaguardian reviews
This is a story about a boy named Uzumaki Naruto. Eventually NaruHina. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!Joint effort with Mitsumaru. We have a lot of work to do...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 150,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Intertwined by Surarrin reviews
[AR]Among the hundreds killed by the Kyuubi, one special girl was also killed. She was not fated to die. Thus the Shinigami gave her a choice, to remain in the realm of the living. Too bad she forgot to ask what the catch was. [Abandoned]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,526 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
An Alternate Path by Surarrin reviews
[Alternate Reality] A single action as you stare death in the face can have adverse effects. Instead of hate, Naruto grew up with the fear of Konoha. Now watch as he backed by the ninja population of Konoha leads his life ultimately to his final goal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 160,037 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Desert Love by Naruto with any1 but yaoi reviews
AyameNarutoTemari Ayame follows Naruto to Suna after he is exiled for Sauke taking his credit for beating Gaara. warning NC17 for violence, gore and Lemons. updated chap 1
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,727 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
The Legend of Kazama Naruto by megazero90 reviews
Naruto is trained by Jiraiya at a young age. He is destined to be the successor of his father, the Yondaime. What will occur on his journey? Read to find out. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Naruto U.
A new team, different sensei by Kin-Ryu Chikara reviews
Naruto has a different team and a very different sensei. What will change? What will stay the same? Not very good summary, but better story. Pairings decided by vote. NaruSakuIno. Read and review! Note: adopted by Saito namikaze and Shauni2420.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,921 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: More than skin deep by soulthief2 reviews
This story has been discontinued, please refer to The Fifth rider of armageddon who has graciously accepted taking it over
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,288 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005
Return of the Bijuu by Synica reviews
Sequel to 'A Tail of Two Bijuu'. Naruto and co are back from their 4 year trip. What new adventures await them? NaruXOC, SasuXSaku, NejixTen and others! Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,790 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Chances Missed by Synica reviews
Konoha misses their chance to raise Naruto as the ultimate super weapon when Naruto is promised power and acknowledgment from Orochimaru at the age of four. Rated M for Tayuya's swearing fits. Eventual Naruto x Tayuya romance. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,429 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Demon of Fire and Wind by Kakashi-Chanu reviews
My version of what happened once Naruto passed the genin exam!There will be gore, insanity and Haku is a girl. NaruHaku. also swearing and Sakura bashing! DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Henzuru by taggerung999 reviews
This is the much improved ReWrite of Transformed. On the verge of death Kyuubi makes an unexpected offer. Chapter Summary: There is a barrier that exists between Humans, demons, and gods. the same goes for the strengths of the first two. but now that barr
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,411 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005
Hyuuga Naruto by halo2freak007 reviews
What if Naruto developes a bloodline similar to the Byaakugan? The Hyuuga have no choice but to take him it! I will continue to update as quickly as i can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,809 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Uzumaki Naruto: The Kyubi no Kage Kitsune by Cyberkagekitsune reviews
Yo, I'm here to say that this story IS NOT ABANDONED! I just have a severe case of writters block. Im working on the new chapter but its going slow. I have a new story that I will be working on in hopes that it will bring back my insperation. Oct 29, 07
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,351 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sounding in the Dark by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. At an early age, Naruto is drawn into Orochimaru's circle of friends. What this denotes sends ripples through the Fire Country and the world at large. Naruto/Tayuya, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,166 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Betrayal by madnarutofan reviews
Naruto follows Sasuke to the Valley of the End and succedes in deafeating him only to be abandoned by Kakashi on the journey home when Kabuto attacks. Left to die, Naruto is forcibly brought to Orochimaru and is kept at his mercy. Will Naruto hold out in
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005
A growing love by ashleyriot reviews
NaruSaku AU! Also introduces OC other characters if you don't like it, don't read it. Alternate universe means it WILL have some inconsistencies with the original story. Keep in mind what the word 'ALTERNATE' means. Ranting due to SOME reviews
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,174 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Did I Do The Right Thing? by Senrath reviews
What if Naruto had succeeded in bringing back Sasuke? And what if Sakura refused to leave Sasuke's side, giving Naruto time to get to know Ino? NaruIno and NaruSaku sort of NaruHarem. Chapter 9 is up. Sorry it took so long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,913 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Of Foxes and Sharks by Gin Ryu No Rai reviews
Sequel to Power of Foxes. Naruto finds out his heritage and tries to help his newfound family with problems of their own. NaruXTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Uzumaki Clan by avan91 reviews
Naruto is the heir of the Uzumaki bloodline, with his family standing behind him. The Yondaime lived after sealing the Kyuubi, suppressing most the animosity the village show. AU starts when Naruto before enters the academy NaruHina Bleach influence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,701 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006
In The Arms of Angels by Kyubi-X reviews
Naruto is born with with a 400 year old bloodline...however, unlike the other bloodline's of Kohona, this bloodline limit doesn't involve your eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,402 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
The Snake and the Fox by Togashi Hoshi reviews
what would you do to end your lonlieness and to be accepted what would you do if the person who will end your loneliness is only 16 R&R NaruAnko NaruHina NaruSaku give me reviews for who you want him to end up with rated MA for adult content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,668 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U.
Rubies & Sapphires Book 1 by Synica reviews
Naruto is taken in at a young age by Kakashi, and trained by the Jounin Senseis. However, Naruto's sapphire eyes have only one thing in their sights. The ruby eyes of one Yuuhi Kurenai. NarutoxKurenai. Sakura & Sasuke bashing for all. First Part Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,145 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Life Revisited by kreekoh reviews
Naruto is given a second chance to live his life from age 5 on. What will he do and how will his life be different? NaruSaku, Rating may change later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,526 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
On Angel's Wings by Symphony.In.The.Abyss reviews
Coming back after several years, Naruto is a changed guy, well partially. With new abilities and such, Naruto sets on a new mission while befriending a fellow blonde. InoNaru [COMPLETE][excuse the first chapter's rush, i make up for it later]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The rebirth of the Uzumaki clan by robby78905 reviews
AU Naruto is out to restore his clan parring KureNaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Uzumaki Lineage by The lord of the Squash reviews
AU What if Uzumaki was a powerful clan in Konoha with a strong Bloodline ability and Naruto is the last member. 5th chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006
Demon 9 Pt: The Beginning by VolpyroHarry reviews
Au after chapter 299, Naruto decides to get trained by Kyuubi as part of a deal but what is this deal and after the training how will naruto be when he finally returns. Vote for pairings, no NaruHina or NaruSaku too over used Chapter 8 Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,837 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Naruto U.
Girls Come together by dragonmaster42 reviews
The two girls of Pokemon meet for the first time. The title has another meaning if you know what i mean. This is Rated for a reason. Strong Yuri Content. MxM
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
A Tail of Two Bijuu by Synica reviews
After being forced by her Biju to commit the horrific act of raising the dead, Yukiko flees the Hidden Village of the Snow for Konoha, only to find acceptance in the arms of a fellow Jinchuriki. NarutoxOC, Possibly others. Complete at last!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,716 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto of the Uchiha Clan by Lone Kyuubi reviews
A seven year old Sasuke lets Naruto live with his family. What adventures will become of this? rated T for swearing. The final part of the Academy Escapades is up! [Pairing voting ends May 1st]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,728 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Naruto by shikamaru9 reviews
Naruto learns about his parents and activates the Sharingan. Now Sasuke and he train together to restore the clan. SasukeHinata now voting for narutos paring
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Greatest Hero by antiassasinguy reviews
KureNaru, AU. Naruto is raised and trained by the Copy Ninja Kakashi, also his adopted brother. Trials, tribulations and losses What challenges await in his future? Only time will tell...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,445 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
FoxHunter by Alacron reviews
When the ShikiFujin fails, Naruto goes through drastic changes. Follow his new life as FoxHunter, aspiring Hunternin of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,314 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Naruto U.
Title Here by w4sp reviews
Discontinued...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Naruto U., Shizune
A Foxy Legend by stickzx reviews
Naruto at the age of 6 experiences an accident that puts him into contact with Kyuubi. Kyuubi decides to train him and take him to his den. Six years later Naruto returns to the village to continue his dream of becoming Hokage. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Professional Ninja Skills for Idiots by Silverdancer reviews
Naruto is a lost soul, dreaming of Ramen and Sakura. But for his birthday before the Genin exams Iruka gives him a present... a book, filled with advice for Shinobis. Will this change Naruto's life? Naruto centric. Discontinued due to BIGASS plot holes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,789 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 5,162 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Encyclopedia Ninja by drunkdragon reviews
What if the Kyuubi, when Naruto learned to tap into its chakra, gave him more than just that? What power lies in its gifts? NaruHina, KakaKure, maybe more. AU. Possible OOC. Originally called Kyuubi Personalities. lemons. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,979 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Naruto Chronicles by Lysander reviews
What if Naruto had the power to back up that mouth of his. This fanfic explores this possibility. Soon after the sealing of Kyuubi to give Naruto a good life free from the hate and prejudice of being a Jinchuuriki the 4th Hokage gives Jiraiya Naruto so he
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,140 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005
New Life, Same Destiny by Valakun reviews
The Fourth's dying wish puts Naruto in Jiriaya's care? Our favoirte blond reappears twelve years later for the Chuunin exam. Same crew, different lives, same destiny. Working our way through the third test. ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,534 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004
Kohona's Yellow Storm by Kyubi-X reviews
Naruto's past will become his future. What was is what will be. And when all is said and done, Kohona's Yellow Storm will rush headfirst into the ultimate battle between good and evil...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,193 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
Change for the Better by MaxFic reviews
AU, Naruto is taken from the village shortly after his birth so that he can be raised away from the hate of the people. How different will Naruto turn out? No deffinite pairings yet. Most likely NaruHina but maybe NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,144 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A New Nindo by IzanagiMikoto reviews
What if you died? What if it was a mistake? What if you were given a chance to step out of your normal everyday life and become hero? I'd grab the chance. This is my story. - Currently On Hold -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 128,540 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Naruto U., Haku
Rurouni Shinobi by Pheox reviews
What if Naruto wasn't from the Leaf? What if he was from the Cloud? Now living as a rurouni him and his friend are about to make an impact on the Leaf Village of Konoha (AND ANNOY THEM)(Rated for Humourous Insults) (Full Summary Inside) R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,451 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 4/30/2004
Shadow Claw by saraki22 reviews
Naruto is reported dead after the fight with Zabuza and Haku, but is actually taken in by a mysterious being in order to revive a lost fighting style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,264 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005
A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Path We Must Travel by shinjowy reviews
Akatsuki stirs and Orochimaru makes his move! Naruto joins Akatsuki after a disconcerting past, Sasuke is now a Sound nin, and the Ninja War intensifies! CHAP. 15 is UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004
Saotome Naruto by Godai reviews
Naruto is adopted at the age of five by Saotome Ranma. Complete summary inside
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,083 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Never Ever by maboroshi-hime reviews
What if Naruto had sided with the Sand Village during the Konoha invasion?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,046 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Her Demon, His Angel by drunkdragon reviews
A mission gone wrong leaves Hinata alone. But five years can change a lot of things written in stone. SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno, eventual NaruHina. Bits and pieces of humor tossed in. AU and OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,133 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Konoha's Guardians by Silver Dragonfly reviews
Human & Guardian Spirit, Boy & Kitsune, Naruto & Kyuubi this was the first bonding, the catalyst that set everything in motion. [NarutoHinata, Sakura?, Sasuke?, Neji?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,335 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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the lost
a poem about how he feels inside. Naruto's not what he seems!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
deamons of the leaf reviews
Narutos got some problems and kyubbi is going to help out. Sasuke is going to have a incounter that changes evey thing he has ever known. Sakura is going to change. super powered Naruto with new enimes. crossover with scryed and more to come
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Naruto U.
love hurts reviews
naruto takes lethal attack and is dieing. how will he spend the last few moments alive? what happens to those around him? Do you even care?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
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