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Joined 08-25-06, id: 1121875, Profile Updated: 12-17-13
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, Batman, Harvest Moon, and Elder Scroll series.

Warning: Extremely long profile ahead, skip if: you are a lazy bastard, you are selfish, words longer than two syllables confuse you, staring at the screen for over 15 minutes hurts you eyes, you are unable to read, or if you just don't give a damn.

RENO! I LUFF RENO! Part of it is he's as cynical as me. Ask my mother, she calls me a cynical bitch all the time.

O_O My dreams have been crushed...RENO'S NOT A NATURAL RED HEAD!! His eyebrows are brown, which means so is his hair, he just dyed it...NOOOOOOOOO!

My name's Liz and I love Fan fiction. I found it when I was bored a long time ago and have been reading them ever since. I just started writing my own stories about a year ago (this profile is from 2006...), but my life keeps me busy, so I can't really update very often. I think that to review a story, you should have at least tried writing one of your own first, and see how hard it is to keep the story flowing in a nice, creative way.

I love a lot of anime, and books, my hobby is to read, but I love to watch TV too.

My Favorite Anime and Book:

Animes

Naruto

Ouran

Inuyasha

Spirited Away

Tokyo Mew Mew

Angelique

Books

Goddess Summoning Series

Harry Potter

Games

Pokemon (yeah yeah, shut up!)

I will beta for you, but I'm not gonna sugar coat my reviews. You ask for them and I will tell you it is crap if it is crap. If it is good, I will say so. If you need to improve something I will point it out. My opinion is everyone should be honest and have fun on here, not be stuck up asses who only bring others down.

Okay, I've got some people who have problems with my OCs, so guess what? I DON'T GIVE A CRAP! They're mine, so you don't have to read the story if you don't want to. You got a complaint? Okay, send it, i'll post it for everyone to read so that they can see how much of a baby you are. The fact you don't like me OCs doesn't hurt me, so get over it.

If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore; put this on your profile if you part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS copy this to your profile.

http:///art/red-dragon-2-26723492

I found the perfect dragon for Tenten, it is the link above and the only thing missing is the loop that's about mid horn, so there you go!

Okay, so I've been going through stories, and I found some things that piss me off, so I'm putting them here!

I hate:

Pokemon-Digimon X overs

Naruto- Harry Potter X overs

Basically any X over; they ruin the stories completely. Characters from one anime or book don't belong in other anime or books, got it people?!

Might as well list my fav. pairings huh?

Naruto:

KibaXIno

KibaXShino

InoXChouji

InoXShika

InoXSai

HinataXNaruto

TentenXNeji

TentenXKankuro (Only slightly)

GaaraXOC

KibaXOC (These 3 are only if they're not half assed self insertions.)

ShinoXOC

DeidaraXSasori (WHAT?! IT'S CUTE!)

TobiXZetsu ( I know, I'm fucked up in the head...)

PeinXOC

KisameXItachi (They're perfect - one's a smurf, the other's blue!)

HidanXKakuzu (Dunno why, they just kinda go together...)

Ouran

HaruhiXHani

HaruhiXMori

HaruhiXHikaru

HaruhiXKaoru (He deserves her more than Hikaru does.)

HaruhiX Kyouya

KaoruXHikaru

MoriXHani

(I didn't add Tamaki on purpose! HE'S AN F'ING MORON! AND A SHOW OFF!)

Inuyasha

SangoXMiroku

SesshomaruXKagome

InuyashaXKikyo (they deserve each other...and hell, Inuyasha's a bastard, Sesshomaru is the best! Hugs Seeshomaru plushy)

KaguraXKoga (I'm torn in between on these two.)

Tokyo Mew Mew

IchigoXKish (There's chemistry people!)

RetasuXPai (refuse to spell it pie, it makes me picture a piece of pie in my head...mmm, pumpkin pie.)

PurinXTart

ZakuroXKeichiro

MintXRyou

Spirited Away

Do you even have to ask? If you do: ChiXHaku

Pokemon

DrewXMay- Contestshipping

PaulXDawn-Ikarishipping

AshXMisty-Pokeshipping

LanceXRed-Championshipping (All you homophobes can got crawl up your mom's ass and die.)

GaryXAsh-Palletshipping (See above.)

GaryXOC

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.

If you cry, I cry...

If you laugh, I laugh...

If you fight, I fight...

If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss your retarded ass...

You know you live in the year 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password into a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Funny quotes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Smile, it hides everything

Pain doesn't hurt when its the only thing you've ever felt

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is free!

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that!

I'm here 'cause Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!

Why don't you just go jump off a cliff?

This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"

The weather man lied!!

If you can't beat them, run for your life. If they catch you, pretend to be dead!

The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent : If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I know quite a few...)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha,MoonlightSparklez, SpiritWolf126 (every damn day...)

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I see stupid people, there's so many

I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning

If you have ever called any adult a fucking idiot, copy and paste this to your profile.

IF you have ever tried to act cool and failed, copy and paste this to your profile. But don't worry. The fact that you tried makes you cool. Or does it?

If you have ever said, "GO SCREW!" to your parents, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.


Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

1. Itachi
2.
Sakura
3.
Naruto
4. Pein
5.Tenten
6.Sasuke
7. Shikamaru
8. Kakashi
9. Kisame
10. Deidara
11. Sasori
12. Shino

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, but the idea is pretty hot.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

drools My...sexy...man... HE'S MY #1 SEXY GUY!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

well...lotsa hot stuff

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Does Yaoi count, because I've seen quite a few hot ones between him and 1.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, he's too good for her.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Hm, that's a good one...five/ten I think.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

KILL THE BITCH AND TAKE OVER SHIKA!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

It's in human nature to be attracted to things that remind us of ourselves. Naruto found this out the hard way when he met the other loud, obnoxious, and impossible to ignore blond of the shinobi world.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

If there isn't I'll make some damnit!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Cicada's Song


11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Well, it would involve a lot of bondage, chains, leather, and one really hot lemon.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Forget my friends (but yes, a lot), I'll read it myself!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Sure, red heads are hot!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

maybe four/five, but they're both too good for two. (Can you tell I hate her yet?)

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

HARDER SASORI-DANNA! (:D)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: EXTREME HOTNESS!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You make a real bang, un! (but I doubt the hot guys would even think of liking her.)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

...Damn pink whore...(you tell them Sasori!)

20) How emo is Seven?

DON'T YOU DARE CALL SHIKAMARU EMO YOU BITCH! I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOUR SORRY ASS IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!

Yes, I am quite perverted. You can tell me anything involving sex, and I'll love it. I think I might give Jiraiya a run for his money.

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

Ah the beauty of the truth. I've totally gotta send this to my friends, they'll laugh their asses off.

Well, damn! - Will Smith
We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is "being an ass". -Shigure, Fruits Basket
Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky I thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.
Main reason Santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize.
If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!
Straight is something crooked that was bent.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
If electricity comes from electrons, does Morality come from Morons?"
Why does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same melody? ...Why are you singing both?
Inside me is a skinny woman crying to get out... I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One looks to the other and says, "Boy it's hot in here." And the other says "OH MY GAWD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
A cannibal gets passed by a marathon runner. he stops and licks his lips, "mmmm fast food."
death is hereditary.
42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
When you cry, I will cry; When you laugh, I will laugh, when you jump out a window...I will laugh
I poured Spot remover on my dog. now he's gone.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.
oh lord, give me patience. AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Don't steal, the government hates competition
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

If you're not a hemorrhoid...GET OFF MY ASS
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?
12. This is your captain speaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 5 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.
Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home.
I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle.
They say that 99 of ugly-ass people check their messages with their thumb. It's too late- don't switch fingers now!
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 3 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off.
A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"
After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: "No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one..."
Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you little fucker, lie!"
Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you her today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"
Guy: What did you say?
Girl: Well, what did you think you hear?
Guy: I'd rather not repeat it...
Girl : Well then, we'll never learn what it was will we?
Keep hope alive and laugh all the time. People might think your psycho after that, but who gives a flying flip? Besides, I can't please them all.

To all those who have supported me: thank you dearly for your reviews and the attempts to help me improve. You are a truly astounding group of people who deserve recognition. It was your sweet reviews and compliments on my stories that kept me going, and I appreciate it. To all those that think they know everything, but have never actually written anything in their lives: fuck off. To those who copy others people works, just switch about the names: get some originality, and learn how to write. To those who claim they have the best stories in the world, and get offended whenever someone points out a single mistake: get over yourselves. To those who are too ignorant to fix their own stories, but criticize everyone else: get off your lazy asses and read your story over, they're horrible. And finally, To those who cannot spell or use proper grammar: THERE'S A FUCKING SPELL CHECK AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE, IT'S A PRETTY BUTTON THAT SAYS ABC AND HAD A CHECK UNDER IT; HAVE YOU EVER BOTHERED TRYING TO CLICK THE DAMN THING?! GUESS WHAT, IT POINTS OUR GRAMMAR MISTAKES TOO YOU DUMB SHITS!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN, that was fun!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

If you know a guy like this please repost it, they're the ones you really want in this world, not some rich, overly handsome, ripped but still childish jerk. The dweebs and nerds are still people, they still have feelings and you know what? They're some of the best friends/lovers you could ever ask for. Ask yourself this, would you rather have someone who loves you, respects you, and treats you as an equal or someone who pushes you around and only wants you for sex? Show some self respect and find someone who cares, not someone who pretends to care for their own self gain.

Reviewers should note that all flames received will be read, laughed at, shown to friends, laughed at some more, then used to toast marshmallows!

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Dark Hermione by ShadowQueen162 reviews
Hermione was given away for adoption because her parents thought that the light side was going to take their little girl. Now 17 years later, they're back and want Hermione to come with them. Dark Hermione! Dark everyone! AU/OOC. Currently rewriting some of the earlier chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,622 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,286 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Legacy: Seniors, Freshmen, and a Learning Experience by Classy Abigail reviews
Yami, Bakura, and Marik are in their final year of highschool. They're the most popular guys in school, but everyone has their problems. Three unique freshmen are out to teach them a thing or two. YamixHikari as main pairings. Complete!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,726 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Crimson Nights by ladygodess reviews
Sequel to Lost Love and Part 1: Ryou's adjusting to life as a Mate of a Demon. The Gathering and enemies nipping at their heels as secrets of Ryou's past have been safe guarded and can't be contained any longer; they all will be tested or torn apart. YM/YB/M/R with sides of YY/Y and S/J. Summary Edited. Part 1: Complete.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 223,094 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2008 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Reality of It All by Shinjutsu no Uta reviews
SessXKag Inuyasha wants Kikyo and Kagome overhears it and runs into the person she least expects. Why was he there and what does he want with Kagome. Read and Review Please!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,897 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by xSakuraWings reviews
It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 170 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
A Truly Dedicated Sensei by Sneaky-fox reviews
After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Ebisu
On the First Day of Christmas by keir reviews
HaruxKyou/KyouxYuki / Sequel to "Trick or Treat." Kyou sets out to give the happy couple a present for the holidays, but they also have something to give him. R for mansmexings.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
It's School Love by smiles555fofo reviews
Hinata is a quiet shy girl who wanted to be outgoing like her two friends. So she decided to be like them, turns out it wasn't a good idea, well sorta. But what happens when totally hot teachers have a 'thing' for the poor girl? Which one will she choose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,213 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
Cure for insanity by Gakaigal reviews
She was sick of hearing it, 'weak, 'useless, 'burden'. So she left in search of power, just like everyone else. But instead of just power she winds up with the sweet, whiney, strong, perverted, love struck Akatsuki. Sakura Haruno, welcome to hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,817 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Captured by keir reviews
HatorixShigure, HatorixKyou, ShigurexKyou / Hatori and Shigure walk in on a certain cat bathing at the hot springs and vow to make him theirs. Prequel to "Taken"/"Claimed"/"Captivated." R for swearing & very sexual situations! PWP
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Shigure S., Kyo S. - Complete
Naruto Emperor's Dawn by CM21stCentury reviews
On Hiatus. After being banished for bringing an injured Sasuke, and betrayed by those he cared for, Naruto travels to the unknown western parts of the continent. Seven years later, he reappears as the Emperor of the West.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,974 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Domino Eiyu by serina-phantom reviews
Yugi and his four friends are now superheroes and must save the world from evil! But if it wasn't hard enough, they have to deal with their boyfriends finding out their secret, and being exposed! Not so bad, right? Story is better. Yaoi YYY BR MM SJ MN
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,287 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Incubi by Muse-ical Wonderland reviews
Draco and Blaise are Incubi. When they start going after Hermione she finds out. Can she accept them for what they are? DracoHermioneBlaise Rated: MA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,031 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Blaise Z.
Water Falls by buloy reviews
1/12/2012 UNDER REVISION! Five years after college, The Host Club had decided to spread their manly charms. Unfortunately one other member had 'turned' into a sexy woman. Jealousy abounds as all members tried to keep Haruhi from...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,805 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Haruhi F.
Shakespeare in love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura is the timid girl in the back of the classrom, that happens to have a deep love for Shakespeare. She didn't know that in her new high school it would get her this much attention with the guys. Sakura many
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Finding Each Other by yugiyamifangirl reviews
Summary is inside. Mobiumshipping is the main pairing with others. Rating will go up later on.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,461 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
She Was Vanilla by CrimsonAcid reviews
Hermione spent about two month alone with Harry and Ron and thought herself in love, unfortunately the feelings weren't returned. Ron and Harry thought her vanilla, but two sly Slytherins were going to show her that she was chocolate. DHB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,312 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Assassin's Choice by yugiyamifangirl reviews
Summary is inside. Main pairing is YugixYamixAtemu Mobiumsipping . Other pairings. Rated T for violence. Rating will go up later on.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,101 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
A Chance by Chiyuuki reviews
Shes got one chance to set things right and make everyone happy but what is the cost of happiness of others? Is it worth her life? Is it worth her soul and the parents who have loved her? But most importantly would she succeed? Itasaku .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,936 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Darkness by krisreajin
Something strange is happening in the cosmos! Planets are disappearing one by one! And this time Angechan and the Guardians can't handle it alone... IS ON HIATUS RIGHT NOW! It will most likely go through major changes so expect them...hopefully soon...
Angelique - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,813 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Team Fox by Bill Alain reviews
What would happen if Kyuubi wasn't a demon, and Naruto was a genius? What if Naruto knew more about the world then most of the Kages? This story will tell you. Good Kyu, Smart Naruto, NaruXHina, takes place after Chuunin Prelims.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,036 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Take A Breath by SilverShadow65 reviews
The girls leave after the guys break their hearts. When they come back, they are stronger, wiser, older, and...they have kids.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,665 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - [Winx Club, Specialists] - Complete
The Punk and the Musician by Baekho0123 reviews
Mid-TDA: At the Loser Resort 2.0, Trent and Duncan finaly "mend" things between them after Trent's emotional break-up with Gwen. Warning: Slash, and Izzy. Don't like, don't read. It's Duncan/Trent or Trent/Duncan. You decide.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Duncan, Trent - Complete
The Interior of a Heart by kc-archive reviews
Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007
Ryoushipping by Ryou VeRua reviews
An attempt to write every named Ryoushipping as realistically as possible. Insane? I know. First up: An Introduction of Sorts: Snapshots of Possibilities. -Ryoushipping 68 sentences- Requests accepted.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2008 - R. Bakura
Love Under a Silver Moon by Scarlett.Dream reviews
COMPLETE Two vampires living in the heart of Domino, never noticed by the humans they feed off to survive. But something happens which changes all this, is it possible for the demons to love? Bakura x Marik / Bakura x Ryou x Marik x Maik YAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,445 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara has paperwork to do, but Sasori needs stress relief. Itachi calls Deidara, wanting the finished paperwork 'now', but the blonde can barely make complete sentences through what Sasori is doing to him. SasoXDei, yaoi smut!. Fun modern office-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hokage: A Death Sentence by Shikyo no Amatsu Shinsei reviews
The job of Hokage can often bring pain to those around her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Two Tails by Youkai-of-anime reviews
While out training on one of her only days off, Sakura is struck with a strange arrow to her heart. Strange things start to happen but not only to her. May be descriptive in some chapters. Takes place some time after chap.315 in the manga and whatever ep.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 176,836 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Taken by keir reviews
ShigurexKyou/HatorixKyou ...Hatori and Shigure get it on with Kyou. The end. :3 swearing, sexual situations, PWP
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kyo S., Hatori S. - Complete
Lost Love by ladygodess reviews
Rewritten: Bakura, Marik and Malik are demons, in the human world, after a war and death of a loved one, and find him again? read to find out, better summary inside, with side of YYXY and SxJ Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 205,308 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Catering To You by luvanime4life reviews
ONESHOT! Yugi's been constantly stressed and tired due to his job. Both he and Atem's love life have taken a slight downfall. Atem feels helpless in aiding his poor little Light. That is...until he gets an idea. REPOSTED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Hermione's New life by GurlOfTheNight reviews
Hermione finds out she is adopted and has to go live with her aunt and uncle. But she will never guess who her uncle and aunt are.HGBZ GWOC DMOC Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,975 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Misconceptions by shadowglove reviews
ONESHOT. Being a Veela is horrible when your mate is not only going out with someone you hate, but hates YOU. Draco has done all he can to try and get close to an annoyed Hermione, but Ron's mistake is what actually shows her her misconceptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 258 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadow Love by BlackEyedWicca reviews
When Ryou finds a magic book he decides to make a love spell what with Valentines being tomorrow,but when his small amount of shadow power enhances the spell how is he suppose to deal with the entire Domino Population in love with him?BakuraRyou COMPLETED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,212 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/12/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Heptagon Relationship by Divine Dark Angel reviews
Renge calls in a favor, and a group of interesting individuals show up at the Host Club's door. Will these people hold the key to the Host Club's future happiness?Host ClubHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Haruhi F.
Interactive Akatsuki Valentine by dead drifter reviews
No more submissions, please! This story is no longer interactive, so sit back and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I miss you by Zwalaaz reviews
Sakura's parents die and her best friend gaara isn't there to help because he was hanging out with his new friend ino pairings-NarHina KibaIno NejiTenten main pairing-SakuGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
It's Cold Outside, Sasori by cresent-lunette reviews
On a long mission to the Land of Snow, Sasori reveals that his feelings, both physical and emotional are returning without any reasonable explination. What's Deidara going to do? SasoDei, DeiSaso, lime yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Everytime by HarvestGirl10 reviews
Ikarishipping!Mention of Contestshipping. When Dawn hears a song and then has a strange dream about her and Paul, she then finally recognizes her true feelings for him. Based off of Britney Spear's Music Video " Everytime". Songfic!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Suicidal Love by Zwalaaz reviews
Sakura loves Gaara but he vant figure that out so he goes for ino. Sakura turns goth and tries to kill herself cause she thinks he doesn't love her the story is really long, but a fast read Gaara/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Kunoichi Marmalade by Starfire the dragon reviews
Hinata, Tenten, Sakura and Ino are tired of going round in circles with the guys they like and it all snaps when four new girls enter. So what do they do? create a concert of course! nejiten sakusasu hinanaru shikaino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,370 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Bugger Up! by evefaxton reviews
Shino and his father need help with their mission, but this was more than they expected. Two years after Shippuuden timeline. M for a reason. Shino Sakura, Shibi Kurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,010 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
The Best Friends Forever Club by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Deidara, Itachi and Hidan form the 'Best Friends Forever Club' as an excuse to cause mischeif in the lives of Akatsuki. Contains yaoi in the forms of: SasoDei, KakuHida, ItaKisa, ZetsTobi and then PeinBlue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Character by SetoKaiba'sShowGirl reviews
Sidefic to Narcissism. How can two people who look so much alike be so different? One, so controlled its scary. The other so loose he acts like a three year old. And why must I get a hardon ever time I see them making out? Mobiumshipping, Lemon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7312 - Favs: 6,206 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Little Fall of Rain by Tenshi no Toki reviews
When the angel Ryou becomes smitten with a mortal he believes can do no harm, he creates a misunderstanding resulting in the wrath of the young demon Malik, whose heart still bears the scars of an unrequited love. [YMxM, BxR, SxM, SxJ]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,066 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Desire by Kiryami reviews
Deidara's horny. Sasori just happens to be the nearest screwable object. Yaoi, DeiSaso. My first Lemon. AHH! APOCOLYPSE!RAWR FOR TEH UBER TYPONESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Eyes Closed by raichurai reviews
Her fingertips brush against his skin with closed eyes. [Contestshipping] [One shot]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Damn Rich Bastards by megami01 reviews
What happens when Haruhi goes to Europe for a scholarship and studies there for several years, meets someone related to her and comes back to Japan and meets with her old friends again after a long time with no communication at all! some OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
A day with the Akatsuki by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
What REALLY happens between missions. Second chapter now up! Yaoi, crackness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Yugi's Dream by MadScientistV reviews
Yugi's been having dreams about Ancient Egypt lately. But this dream is different. He's not only a slave, but the pharaoh's plesure slave. When he wakes up, Yugi's in desperate need of release, and Atem is there to help. YuGiOh is Kazuki Takahashi's.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Veneer by kc-archive reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
A Feeling of Yearing by NereicHakoto reviews
After the deaths of her family and friends, Sakura removes herself from society and places herself in seclusion. However, Gaara managed to create a dent in the barrier. Will he be able to revive Sakura to her original state? GaaxSaku. Now Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Puppet's love by seineke-pyera reviews
Sasori and Deidara, two criminals who secretly love each other. While travelling back from a mission they run into a festival in a small town. What is it about fireworks that makes one confess love? SasoDei, contains lemon. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bakushipping! by Vampirehelsing reviews
HanChan. A collection of oneshots dedicated to the all Bakura pairing! BakuraXRyouXThief King Bakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,674 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Domino High by xRyouAngelx reviews
Ryou is the new boy at Domino High School. He’s young, cute, sweet andvery naïve. Bakura, the schools apparent “bad boy” and his friends, Marik and Malik take quite an interest in little Ryou. What’s an innocent, naïve British boy to do? Conspireshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,560 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Bedtime by tatterdemalion reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
A Little Change by OliveInk reviews
Tenten is tired of being the little twelve year old girl she's been, for the past six years, and after an embarassing event, she decides it's time to finally make that change. TentenX? On semi-permanent Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
Loving the Sandman by Sophia Feros reviews
As Sakura starts to have a relationship with Gaara another who is also dear to her starts to have feelings for her. gaaraxsakura and a little sakuraxkakashi my first fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Nail Polish by Digital Skitty reviews
Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fine Art by animedragongirl reviews
[SasoDei] Deidara has an obsession that is a secret until Sasori finds out. [Graphic yaoi. Don't like, don't read.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Beltane Bash by zoomzoomzuppa reviews
Hermione needs to get away from work and spend time with her lovers, but doesn’t have the courage to do so. So, they do it for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Demons Of The Night by ladygodess reviews
This has been re-written as Crimson Nights. Ryou is happy living with Bakura, Marik and Malik. But now the council wishes for everyone to come for the world's biggest gathering ever held. But what are there real actions for this? Better summary inside BxR Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,522 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
Not Beautiful by crimson nightmare reviews
Deidara doesn't think it's possible for Sasori to be beautiful. Oneshot. A bit sappy. YAOI, rated for mildly descriptive sexual content. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Heartfelt Apologies by Chibi B-channie reviews
After a tragic occurence one night, Bakura starts to feel guilty about what he's done to Ryou and tries to make it up to him. Will Ryou forgive Bakura? And where do Malik and Marik fit in? Pairings: BRMM CHAPTER 12 UP! (Dedicated to Celestialic)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,077 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 7/28/2003
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A Tale Worth Telling reviews
Balgruuf stumbles upon a scene he hadn't been expecting and learns just a bit about the new Dragonborn in the process.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Balgruuf the Greater, Nelkir - Complete
In the Deep of Night reviews
Love isn't easy. It takes work, especially when life starts piling on responsibilities. One fight can either make or break a marriage. Sometimes Chase just has to remember what's important.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Chase, Angela/Akari - Complete
Through Alex's Eyes reviews
Alex was just like any other new trainer. Except for having a Professor for a father, and growing up on the lab ranch. Now it's her chance to start her journey, and she's ready to go. She will be a top trainer, even if the journey kills her. AU GaryXOC
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,047 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru
Memories
Side story to Through Alex's Eyes. A look into the life of the Birch family, when things were new and life was just getting started.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Prof. Birch/Prof. Odamaki - Complete
Ode to The Bat reviews
This was really an english project, but I decided to post it online. It's an ode to Batman, and I suppose the Joker too, in a way.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Fighting Addiction reviews
Lauralie's life has been spiraling down hill ever since she was 14. First her parents die, then her boyfriend leaves her, and now she's addicted to almost everything. She needs to stop, or her life will be the price. AU GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Gaara
The Rookie's Christmas reviews
I know it's not Christmas, but give me a break. Sequal to Valentine's Festival. The Rookies have gathered for Christmas, and Sakura is having trouble finding her fiance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
All That Matters reviews
Fate can be cruel, Tenten learns this herself when she lets him go, and doesn't get him back. Left mourning, could fate redeem itself to the lost weapons mistress, or will her world be left in darkness forever?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Valentine's Festival reviews
The girls get back from a year long mission just in time for the Valentine's Festival. When they arrive though, thing start heating up between them and the guys, who's gonna end up with who?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe reviews
It's Christmas Eve and all Neji wants is to spend time with Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
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