Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, Batman, Harvest Moon, and Elder Scroll series.
Warning: Extremely long profile ahead, skip if: you are a lazy bastard, you are selfish, words longer than two syllables confuse you, staring at the screen for over 15 minutes hurts you eyes, you are unable to read, or if you just don't give a damn.
RENO! I LUFF RENO! Part of it is he's as cynical as me. Ask my mother, she calls me a cynical bitch all the time.
O_O My dreams have been crushed...RENO'S NOT A NATURAL RED HEAD!! His eyebrows are brown, which means so is his hair, he just dyed it...NOOOOOOOOO!
My name's Liz and I love Fan fiction. I found it when I was bored a long time ago and have been reading them ever since. I just started writing my own stories about a year ago (this profile is from 2006...), but my life keeps me busy, so I can't really update very often. I think that to review a story, you should have at least tried writing one of your own first, and see how hard it is to keep the story flowing in a nice, creative way.
I love a lot of anime, and books, my hobby is to read, but I love to watch TV too.
My Favorite Anime and Book:
Tokyo Mew Mew
Goddess Summoning Series
Pokemon (yeah yeah, shut up!)
I will beta for you, but I'm not gonna sugar coat my reviews. You ask for them and I will tell you it is crap if it is crap. If it is good, I will say so. If you need to improve something I will point it out. My opinion is everyone should be honest and have fun on here, not be stuck up asses who only bring others down.
Okay, I've got some people who have problems with my OCs, so guess what? I DON'T GIVE A CRAP! They're mine, so you don't have to read the story if you don't want to. You got a complaint? Okay, send it, i'll post it for everyone to read so that they can see how much of a baby you are. The fact you don't like me OCs doesn't hurt me, so get over it.
If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.
If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore; put this on your profile if you part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS copy this to your profile.
I found the perfect dragon for Tenten, it is the link above and the only thing missing is the loop that's about mid horn, so there you go!
Okay, so I've been going through stories, and I found some things that piss me off, so I'm putting them here!
Pokemon-Digimon X overs
Naruto- Harry Potter X overs
Basically any X over; they ruin the stories completely. Characters from one anime or book don't belong in other anime or books, got it people?!
Might as well list my fav. pairings huh?
TentenXKankuro (Only slightly)
KibaXOC (These 3 are only if they're not half assed self insertions.)
DeidaraXSasori (WHAT?! IT'S CUTE!)
TobiXZetsu ( I know, I'm fucked up in the head...)
KisameXItachi (They're perfect - one's a smurf, the other's blue!)
HidanXKakuzu (Dunno why, they just kinda go together...)
HaruhiXKaoru (He deserves her more than Hikaru does.)
(I didn't add Tamaki on purpose! HE'S AN F'ING MORON! AND A SHOW OFF!)
InuyashaXKikyo (they deserve each other...and hell, Inuyasha's a bastard, Sesshomaru is the best! Hugs Seeshomaru plushy)
KaguraXKoga (I'm torn in between on these two.)
Tokyo Mew Mew
IchigoXKish (There's chemistry people!)
RetasuXPai (refuse to spell it pie, it makes me picture a piece of pie in my head...mmm, pumpkin pie.)
Do you even have to ask? If you do: ChiXHaku
LanceXRed-Championshipping (All you homophobes can got crawl up your mom's ass and die.)
GaryXAsh-Palletshipping (See above.)
I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.
If you cry, I cry...
If you laugh, I laugh...
If you fight, I fight...
If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss your retarded ass...
You know you live in the year 2008 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password into a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Smile, it hides everything
Pain doesn't hurt when its the only thing you've ever felt
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is free!
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that!
I'm here 'cause Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over!
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!
Why don't you just go jump off a cliff?
This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"
The weather man lied!!
If you can't beat them, run for your life. If they catch you, pretend to be dead!
The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in...
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent : If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I know quite a few...)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha,MoonlightSparklez, SpiritWolf126 (every damn day...)
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
I see stupid people, there's so many
I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning
If you have ever called any adult a fucking idiot, copy and paste this to your profile.
IF you have ever tried to act cool and failed, copy and paste this to your profile. But don't worry. The fact that you tried makes you cool. Or does it?
If you have ever said, "GO SCREW!" to your parents, copy and paste this to your profile.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No, but the idea is pretty hot.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
drools My...sexy...man... HE'S MY #1 SEXY GUY!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
well...lotsa hot stuff
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Does Yaoi count, because I've seen quite a few hot ones between him and 1.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No, he's too good for her.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Hm, that's a good one...five/ten I think.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
KILL THE BITCH AND TAKE OVER SHIKA!
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
It's in human nature to be attracted to things that remind us of ourselves. Naruto found this out the hard way when he met the other loud, obnoxious, and impossible to ignore blond of the shinobi world.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
If there isn't I'll make some damnit!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Well, it would involve a lot of bondage, chains, leather, and one really hot lemon.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Forget my friends (but yes, a lot), I'll read it myself!
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sure, red heads are hot!
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
maybe four/five, but they're both too good for two. (Can you tell I hate her yet?)
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
HARDER SASORI-DANNA! (:D)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: EXTREME HOTNESS!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
You make a real bang, un! (but I doubt the hot guys would even think of liking her.)
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
...Damn pink whore...(you tell them Sasori!)
20) How emo is Seven?
DON'T YOU DARE CALL SHIKAMARU EMO YOU BITCH! I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOUR SORRY ASS IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!
Yes, I am quite perverted. You can tell me anything involving sex, and I'll love it. I think I might give Jiraiya a run for his money.
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Ah the beauty of the truth. I've totally gotta send this to my friends, they'll laugh their asses off.
Well, damn! - Will Smith
Don't steal, the government hates competition
If you're not a hemorrhoid...GET OFF MY ASS
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
To all those who have supported me: thank you dearly for your reviews and the attempts to help me improve. You are a truly astounding group of people who deserve recognition. It was your sweet reviews and compliments on my stories that kept me going, and I appreciate it. To all those that think they know everything, but have never actually written anything in their lives: fuck off. To those who copy others people works, just switch about the names: get some originality, and learn how to write. To those who claim they have the best stories in the world, and get offended whenever someone points out a single mistake: get over yourselves. To those who are too ignorant to fix their own stories, but criticize everyone else: get off your lazy asses and read your story over, they're horrible. And finally, To those who cannot spell or use proper grammar: THERE'S A FUCKING SPELL CHECK AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE, IT'S A PRETTY BUTTON THAT SAYS ABC AND HAD A CHECK UNDER IT; HAVE YOU EVER BOTHERED TRYING TO CLICK THE DAMN THING?! GUESS WHAT, IT POINTS OUR GRAMMAR MISTAKES TOO YOU DUMB SHITS!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
If you know a guy like this please repost it, they're the ones you really want in this world, not some rich, overly handsome, ripped but still childish jerk. The dweebs and nerds are still people, they still have feelings and you know what? They're some of the best friends/lovers you could ever ask for. Ask yourself this, would you rather have someone who loves you, respects you, and treats you as an equal or someone who pushes you around and only wants you for sex? Show some self respect and find someone who cares, not someone who pretends to care for their own self gain.
Reviewers should note that all flames received will be read, laughed at, shown to friends, laughed at some more, then used to toast marshmallows!
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