Well, I thought it was about time I got around to doing this so here it is. Not complete, but I'll refine and update it at some later time.
Sorry if the format is wack, I don't know how to fix it! (damn auto-formating)
Online Name: Kyuubi Fanatic (or any variation thereof)
Birthday: August 27, 1988
Occupation: College student, majoring in English - Creative Writing
Hobbies: Anime, videogames, manga, art, writing, and chillin’ to music
Sexual Preference: Straight, possibly bi (in an emotional sense, not a physical one)
How I spend most of my time: Asleep, gaming, or on my computer
AIM ID: kyuubifanatic
Likes: Candy, soda, writing, TV, anime, the sci-fi channel, games, games, and more games
Dislikes: Assholes, my little brother, communists, and people who think all Germans are Nazi’s
Favorite videogames: Final Fantasy VII & X, StarOcean: Till the End of Time, F.E.A.R., Devil May Cry 3 (the original, not the special edition; the original was way harder), God of War I & II, Resident Evil 4, Narutimate Hero 2, all the Tenchu games, Kingdom Hearts I & II (They're just so FUCKING AWESOME!! XD I can't belive those jealous Japanese made KH2 Final Mix + just for them! DX ), Halo 3, Mass Effect, Bioshock, Guitar Hero 2 & 3, Gears of War, The Darkness, FF7: Dirge of Cerberus, Shinobi, DOA4, and the Tekken 4! (i.e., Tekken 4, 5, Tag, and Dark Resurrection! XD )
Favorite bands: Mindless Self Indulgence, Korn, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, and Ludacris
Current games I am obsessing over: Mass Effect 2, Bioshock 2, and Fable 2
Hair color: dirty blonde (more of a brown depending on the season)
Eye color: Aqua-green w/ yellow rings around the pupil (also changes seasonally)
Height: 6’ 2”
Favorite Naruto Pairings: (Top Ten)
2: Naruto/FemKyuubi (Kyuubi rules!!)
3: Naruto/Haku (male or female; pretty much the only homosexual relationship I will readily tolerate because, lets face it, Haku looks and sounds like a chick in canon, and it was the only part in the series that actually made me cry – ‘sniff…they go so well together’)
9: Naruto/Sakura (regardless of how much others hate her, the potential is there)
10: Naruto/pretty much any female from the series
Most Hated Naruto Pairings: (Top Ten)
1: Sasuke/Sakura (I loathe this pairing with a passion!)
3: Hinata/Neji (Just so wrong in so many ways)
4: Sasuke/Anyone (male or female)
5: Kakashi/Sakura (Eww...)
6: Shikamaru/Anyone (male or female)
7: Sandcest (Any combination of Gaara/Temari/Kankurou)
10: Asuma/Kurenai (she deserves WAY better)
Favorite Quotes and Signatures:
Remember it’s you, me against the yaoi world.
(Puts on army helmet)
We attack at dawn.
Please put Mr. bunny in your journal so he can have world domination.
You ended that sentence with a preposition. You bastard! - Col. O'Neill, Stargate SG-1
Life is change, chaos, filth and suffering. Death is peace, order and everlasting beauty.
If love can kill people, then surely, hatred can save them.
"One must do violence to the object of one's desire; when it surrenders, the pleasure is greater." - Marquis de Sade
Lewis Rothschild: Who're we calling, sir?
President Andrew Shepard: I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business, Lewis. I'll be with you in a second. - The American President
It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure. - Marquis de Sade
Religions are the cradles of despotism. - Marquis de Sade
Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes. - Marquis de Sade
"Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. - Marquis de Sade
Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain. - Marquis de Sade
The horror of wedlock, the most appalling, the most loathsome of all the bonds humankind has devised for its own discomfort and degradation. - Marquis de Sade
There is no God, Nature sufficeth unto herself; in no wise hath she need of an author. - Marquis de Sade
To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell. - Marquis de Sade
Rant Section: (This is just a small section to post various rants I have found myself writing at times in reviews. All have valid points.)
1) The Akatsuki Rant: VERY few people in the Narutoverse have ever been, or are currently in, Akatsuki; about 11 or 12 in total, all of which are INSANELY powerful. Not just anyone can make it into Akatsuki so why does every author and their cousin who creates an Akatsuki OC make such wimps or kill them off so easily? If they're in Akatsuki they should last longer and be more crucial to the storyline. They can't just, die or disappear that easily, or they wouldn't be in Akatsuki in the first place. It seems THE MAIN enemy in Naruto has been reduced to the origins of just about every generic bad guy in fanfiction, and that's just sad! -_-
2) The Weight Training Rant: Why. The. FUCK does everyone is existence think that just because Gai and Lee do weight training that it's perfectly ok to make Naruto, OC's and just about EVERY character they want to get stronger in a fic go thru it as well?? That's just pathetic. I'm not even going to bother writing all the MANY reasons it shouldn't logically be done, suffice to say BE FUCKING ORIGINAL!! There are thousands of awesome shinobi in the Narutoverse, and any other manga/anime to get ideas from if you must, so WHY does everyone stoop to copying DBZ and Gai like some generic super-powered cutout machine??
Synica rant removed since he's currently writing at least one story. But if those dumb fucks of you among us run him off again, so help me...
If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If anyone can tell me where I can find a decent English to Japanese translator to translate technique names for the story I am working on, it would be a terrific help. Translating one word at a time doesn't help, because translations differ whether the words are used in conjunction or alone.
Lastly, after a good long run and some great fanfics, JohnnyQ, the author whose stories Demoness and The Ice Princess of Konoha first got me into fanfiction, has permanency quit the world of fanfiction. We sadly say goodbye, and hold him dear in our hearts and thoughts. To those who read this, please take the time to wish him luck and observe a quiet moment to mark his passing. - 9/15/07
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