Forohe Toxophilus
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Joined 08-25-06, id: 1121970, Profile Updated: 07-08-13
Author has written 3 stories for Cats, Stargate: Atlantis, Warhammer, and Mass Effect.

So anyone who's been around for a while may notice something. Like, I deleted most of my stories. That's because they're a terrible example of my writing. The two stories I have not have either potential(Should we even pretend?), or have so many pleasant memories of writing that I won't delete them, and have many followers (SRCToE).

Just so you guys know, I'm currently writing a new fic, set in the WH40k universe, that anybody that's been around for a LOOOOOONNNNGGG time might remember from the time when I was beginning the updates on SRCToE. It's been changed around, and I've finally said 'screw that' to the childish euphemisms for cursing, so I simply use actual curses.

So, anybody with a frail mind, or doesn't like 'war-fic' as I'd define it, should probably not read the beginning chapter that I'm due to post soon to see the reaction from ya'll. (War-fic contains a substantial amount of varied curses, sexual content, racial or sexist slurs, in addition to gratuitous and detailed depictions of violence and gore).

In addition- anyone remember how I was saying I was going to re-write SRCToE? I fully intend to fulfill that promise. I just need to have a chat with my 'sis about the universe I'm developing for the story.

So. That's all. Thanks for reading, if you did actually do that.

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- Andrew W.K.

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Mass Ethics by AugustinianFrog reviews
A rather clueless Shepard and his crew are suddenly facing several minor problems that are doing a number on their sanity. Several dilemmas for future chapters are now being explored. Suggestions welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
I don't know what to do when he makes me sad by DuRiechstSoGut98 reviews
Emmie just wants to be accepted amongst her new brothers and sisters, but Vicente is proving to be a challenge because of her affection for him. How will he react to her confession? Does he share the same affection, or will he stay away from her?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,864 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008
Retrovirus by AugustinianFrog reviews
Some mysteries and questions are better left buried. Now, an Asari Spectre and her rag tag crew must contain something they cannot see in a race against time. Constructive criticism for upcoming sequel would be appreciated.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
For Duty Alone, A Caiphas Cain Short by Luna Scorpion reviews
At the personal request of the Inquisition, our relunctant hero is dashed into battle against a most terrifying foe: The Necrons. However, this time, Cain wont be able to rely on his faithful, and resourceful aide Jurgen.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2007
The Official Fanfiction University of Cats by Ekwy reviews
At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,825 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
Are you her? by Krissy4 reviews
Mungojerrie lost his sister six months ago and is still sore about it. What's worse though is that the new tribe member is making him forget her...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Pearls of Freedom by Krissy4 reviews
[CATS] A story about Rumpelteazer's life and how she became Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
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757th Teretian Mechanized- Muilen reviews
This is rated "M" for a reason. If you're under 17 (Because I'm oldshool) then you shouldn't be reading this story. Read the A/N. "The 757th Teretian Mechanized is in a unique situation-with the combination of five different regiments because of a catastrophic accident on their homeworld, how will the men and women of the 757th cope with their first deployment?"
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Imperial Guard, Orks, Planetary Defence Forces
Should we even pretend? reviews
Atlantis has been taken by Replicators, and Rodney McKay's virus is the only way to get past the shield- except that it sent them to an entirely different, parallel, universe. THIS IS A TEST FLAG. I'm trying out the waters of this type of fic. Never attempted a crossover, so this will be interesting. More information inside.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/14/2012
Some Rather Confusing Turns of Events reviews
Mungojerrie never expected to be working for the Napoleon of Crime - and he certainly never expected to fall in love! When plans fall to pieces, where will they be left? Chapter 15 is up. Finally.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,998 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Rumpleteazer, Mungojerrie
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