Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Supernatural.
Literally have not been on this site in YEARS. I didn't have the heart to delete my silly past (even though I skimmed through my old bio with an embarrassed smile and an uncomfortable warmth on my face) so I just typed this up here instead. I will leave it at this: years have passed and I have become much more fluent in all things that life consists of and have matured A LOT. That being said, I needed to break myself out of a writer's block, so I decided that fanfiction would do the trick. Wish me luck!
Pen Name: urlybird
Real name: Ha! Like I'm going to tell you.
User ID: 1121976
Age: somewhere between13 and 16 (I'll let you guess...)
Height: I am (not so proud to accept) 5 feet 9 inches and a quarter! Yay I grew a quarter of an inch! As of the beggining of May when I got my sport's physical.
Birthday: December 29 (was supposed to be born on Christmas but mommy says I refused to come out ha ha. I know. Ewwie...)
Description: Has medium, red/brown, wild, curly hair. Tall. Verystrong(not recomended to make angry, has red belt in karate and has mastered to graduate from a weaponry class, specialty is sword-fighting. And I'll make you regret the day you screwed with me), Goth-ish, Emo, black-brownish eyes said to intimidate people when set in a glare(Just like Sasuke), and creeping the normies(non-Goth/Emo people) out alongside my group of vampire-like friends(we all have surprisingly long canines...they almost look like fangs).
Favorite Colors:Black(of course), Blood-Red (Crimson), Purple, Midnight-Blue, and Topaz.
Hobbies: Drawing(People tell me I'm an awesome artist...I can draw all the Naruto cast perfectly), reading vampire stuff, writing vampire stuff, doing Gothy stuff, and lots of other things.
Quotes: "Bite me," "My cat scratched me," (usually say this when people see my arms(i dont cut but I used to!) and then I realised how screwed I am if the person knows I don't have a cat ha ha). "Holy crap" (this has become my favorite phrase ever that I use at least a million times a day).
Some of my Favorite Pieces of art:
These are some examples of my work:
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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you LOVE Panic! At the Disco, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
IF YOU LIKE TO BITE PEOPLE, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever, kaikuro,animefan0000012345,Goth-Vampire Ninja,
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever slapped someone, copy this unto your profile.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."
Boys are like lava lamps... hot... but not very bright.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(so wrong, yet so funny at the same time)
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.
"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Or combo of all four. How? He's gay and married to another gay guy and is fictional character in a book that is soon to be a movie. yeah, I got skillz!
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!
If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.)
If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts, for that matter.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.
CUT AND PASTE!!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
You can shatter my heart but I will love you with all the little pieces.
-Trying is the first step toward failure
-A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile
This is a really cute, true poem.
If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming him Edward copy this into your profile.
If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile
If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you have ever run up the "Down" elevator copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (seems to happen more often when I'm with my friends)
If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...'
'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'
'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'
'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.'
'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'
'I say this because I care for you: GET SOME HELP!'
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.
A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Normal people worry me.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Rayne Star, i wish anime guys were real, XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, Goth-Vampire Ninja,
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. (Get your mind out of the gutter, all the guys out there. I know what you were thinking!)
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901
These are illustrations for my story, "Unspoken." I hope you guys read the story and review on both my art and my story!
Unspoken: Chapter Four: goth-vampiregirl./art/Sakura-Tigress-89661162
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
This is probably a really wrong thought, but am I the only one that ever wondered what would have happened if Ella from Ella Enchanted was ever told to screw herself or to screw her mom or some sort of stupid comeback that we don't usually take literally? If you read this you should give me some feedback ha ha I'm curious.