Lauraness
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Joined 08-25-06, id: 1122137, Profile Updated: 08-25-09

Change in which we can believe! (oh, come on, I can't be the only one who was annoyed by that...)

Y'ello... welcome to my profile! :D

"I write for the same reason I breathe: If I didn't, I would die."

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( the basics )

-- My icon: made by me... Emily and Zooey Deschanel.

Name: Laura

Gender: Female

Location: Illinois

Status: Married to Gabi

Religion: Christian

Politics: Joker over Harvey Dent any day ;)

Fandoms: Bones, mainly. The BSC, which I don't frequent so much anymore, but there were some incredible stories there once upon a time.

Ships: -Bones- major Booth/Brennan... minor Hodgela... and Zack deserves someone, too, doesn't he? -BSC-I actually had a Stacey/OC fic I was planning, but that's by the wayside currently. We'll see if it lives to be uploaded someday. -Harry Potter- I don't really read the books anymore, but I've always liked the idea of Hermione/Draco. It's a guilty pleasure.

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( details )

Other than writing, I sleep and eat cereal at strange hours. Thinking and daydreaming occupy a lot of my time. I'm an art junkie and my brain is a mess of every media imaginable - writing, Photoshopping icons, wallpapers, etc., painting, sketching, digital art, coloring, jewelry making, makeup-doing... All eleventy of the comfortable and not-so-comfortable places where I work are disaster zones. I'll take pictures sometime so you can all have a good LOL at me.

When I grow up... I'm going to be a novelist or a psychologist. Maybe some kids, too... we'll see. Of course, I mean "grow up" as in physically become an adult. I fully intend to continue sitting around outside in the pouring rain and screaming at inanimate objects and being an internet creeper even when I'm old and senile. Which would probably help with the whole creeper-ing thing... add to the effect, y'know?

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( the sounds in my head )

Music: Oh, geez - everything and I mean everything. Want a list? Great!

Five for Fighting - Bowling for Soup - OK Go - Vanessa Carlton - Sugababes - Counting Crows - Simon & Garfunkel - Green Day - Don McLean - Timbaland - Carrie Underwood - Deep Blue Something - Anna Nalick - Susan Enan - Don Henley - Elton John - REO Speedwagon - Elvis - Snow Patrol - Aly & AJ - Howie Day - John Denver - Train - King Harvest - ABBA - Petula Clark - the Lovin' Spoonful - Rob Thomas - Cascada - Nickelback - Lifehouse - Noah and the Whale - the Moldy Peaches - Coldplay - Alphaville - Jason Mraz - John Mayer - Ray Charles - Cyndi Lauper - Maroon 5 - Rufus Wainwright - DJ Sammy - Los Lonely Boys - Plain White T's - Daughtry - Foreigner - the Eagles - the Fray - Simple Plan - Matchbox 20 - Lee Ann Womack - LeeAnn Rimes - Edwin McCain - Michael Jackson - the Beatles - the Rolling Stones - the Pretenders - John Lennon - the Goo Goo Dolls - Bon Jovi - the Four Tops - Sixpence None the Richer - Justin Timberlake - Mama Cass Elliot - Switchfoot - Cat Stevens - All American Rejects - Daniel Powter - Evanescence - Yellowcard - Enya - Natasha Bedingfield - Andy Kim - Placebo - Terry Jacks - Sheryl Crow - Fountains of Wayne - Bryan Adams - Neil Diamond - Europe - David Gray - David Cook - Hoobastank - Rascal Flatts - Faith Hill - Nina Gordon - Natalie Imbruglia - Savage Garden - the Byrds - Katrina and the Waves - Louis Armstrong - Jimmy Ruffin - Haddaway - Dido - Eric Clapton - Phil Collins - Shania Twain

...etc. Got all that? You deserve a prize.

Movies: The Dark Knight ... Mean Girls ... Apollo 13 ... National Treasure ... Monty Python and the Holy Grail ... Bruce Almighty ... PotC ... Pride and Prejudice '05... Indiana Jones... and all the stupid movies that I watch with friends in the wee hours of the morning. Scream and Se7en are two good ones... (He's a chicken... a very sexy chicken!)

TV: Bones, of course... and I'm up for other random shows: SNL, House M.D., Law & Order (the plain vanilla one), SVU, and CSI sometimes, (the latter three, I watch late at night, alone in the house, with all the lights off, which is probably one of my more stupid ideas), Frasier, ANTM, and Spongebob. Who doesn't like Spongebob, seriously? Well, maybe not the newer episodes. But just try to get the Campfire Song out of your head.

Books: Anything and everything. Except the "book" known as Twilight. When I'm bored, I enjoy beating down Twi-hards and their pathetic attempts at arguing. Care to be one of them and see what you can get out of me?

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( say hi? )

Feel free and do say hi if you visit me elsewhere.

LiveJournal : darkanddusty -- friend only, but tell me who you are and I'll accept. Contains random snippets, observations, and amusing bits of my life... and the occasional posted writing if you're interested.

deviantART : Lauraness -- currently contains Bones icons, but I plan to add more and branch out between fandoms. And comments on my deviations make my life, sooo...

Facebook : (by PM request only, or if you prefer to friend me first, that's fine. Just let me know who you are!)

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( stories, of course )

I currently write Bones oneshots and have the foundation of one multi-chapter episode fic, which basically means that I have two or three giant notebooks next to my bed filled with stories and prompts that I never get around to really editing and finishing. I'm working on it...

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Oh... and one last thing: I'm 16 years old. I like to save that little factoid for last, because it always seems to either impress or disturb people. In any case, I appreciate the reaction. ;)

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"Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted." ~ John Lennon

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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5089 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dawn by oneoneohohone reviews
everyone changes, even the one you think is most grounded of all. prequel to 'before we grow up.' semi california diaries crossover. wip
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,290 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Dawn R. S., Sunny W.
Color Me Cool by oneoneohohone reviews
unsure of herself, her future, and the future of the business she runs, a little voice inside of kristy's head screams for change. prequel to 'before we grow up.' wip
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,710 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Kristin A. T./Kristy
Pie by lulu0814 reviews
Who is this woman who sits alone in the Royal Diner? How did she earn the scars that disfigure her face? And why does she always order pie without ever eating a bite? Oneshot with an epilogue.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - T. Brennan - Complete
The timely demise of Timothy Sullivan by jremme reviews
WARNING: do not read this if you like Sully! That said, no flames please. I know this is weird. Total crack fic. Title says it all. Short and sweet installments.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008
Strangers on a Train by arethesemyfeet reviews
They were two strangers on a train. She knew nothing of the history they shared, that this war veteran who smiled at her was the same man who used to bring her Thai food in the middle of the night and buy her plastic figurines to make her feel better.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Success Knows No Shame by spadul reviews
Hermione once heard that revenge is a dish best served cold, but she'd much rather make it hot. Oneshot, complete. A tale of jealousy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Pumpkins and Glass Slippers by somethingsdont reviews
BB. "High-risk situations, he'd once explained to her, and with his words, he'd traced over the pencil marks with a marker, its felt tip leaking ink into the canvas of their relationship."
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Magpie's Nest by blc reviews
One-shots. The magpie lines its nest with whatever's shiny or attracts its attention. "Prometheus, Mnemosyne, Chronos" a tag for the end of "The End in the Beginning." I didn't want to write it, but I had to.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 94,898 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008
Waking Up by Mrs Trellis reviews
Cam has some bad news for Booth when he wakes. Set after Critic in the Cabernet - Spoilers! Spoilers! etc... This was going to be oneshot, but I had to carry on and let you know what happened next. R&R please :D
Bones - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - S. Booth - Complete
Character Building by blc reviews
WARNING S4 Ep SPOILERS. What I imagine the Bones characters talk about when they imagine how the show should progress. Humor/parody. Bones is the property of Fox & its producers. "Double Death" now up.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,228 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008
The M Rated Magpie's Nest by blc reviews
M-Rated smutty or violent one-shot bits and pieces from around the Bones universe. Bones is the prop'y of Fox & producers. Plotlines are mine. "Newton's First Law of Motion," a post-Mayhem "making love" fic now up.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,013 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008
Substitutes and Surrogates by blc reviews
Relentless questioning by Parker leads Brennan and Booth to look beyond the idea of just being substitutes and surrogates to the other. Angst, romance and fluff. This is a re-post and ch. 2 from the original "Magpie's Nest," Bones not mine, story is.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Parker B. - Complete
Bittersweet by SpankingHalo reviews
Snape and Lily's relationship, in retrospect. During DH. Spoilers for all DH. One shot. Feedback and critcism welcomed - it all helps me improve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
For the Ones We Love by ElocinMuse reviews
Wounded, grieved, Booth delivers that killing blow to his partner's father. ONESHOT.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - S. Booth - Complete
even if god has no face by danniisupernova reviews
Angela visits Zack. Zack/Angela, mentions Angela/Hodgins. Spoilers Season 4, Season 3 finale
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Angela M., Zach A. - Complete
In My Dreams by blc reviews
During and after their cases, what does Booth dream about? Smut, angst, making love, occasional violence. Bones prop'y of Fox & producers. Not every episode, but some of everyone's favorite B/B moments.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Should Old Acquaintances Be Forgot by Madi Holmes reviews
Hodgins has had a horrible year and needs to forget it. Drunktexting is never a good idea. Parker's future has great expectations, and the Booths get slammed for bad first names.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/9/2009 - J. Hodgins, S. Booth - Complete
Giving Bones a Bath by Lily H. Potter reviews
While in a meeting with Sweets the young doctor finds out something interesting about the duo.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Sleepwalking by attica reviews
It's funny how some people find you right when you need them to. DHr, OOC. Finished/One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stolen Moments by awilystar reviews
Because they're meant to be. A selection of BB moments you'd love to see.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Killing Years by NCCJFAN reviews
Undercover for three years, Booth returns to the FBI and his life with more questions than answers
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Saved Messages by MidnightOfTheSoul reviews
“I think the real question, is whether or not my best is good enough for you.” Booth stumbles upon a message Brennan has saved. *One-Shot*
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Pity Party by Jackie the Manic reviews
Termites, staple earrings, and a love for pineapples. A crack story that will change the BSC forever.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007
On Terms with Death by blc reviews
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. A life for a life, redeemer of blood. Booth and Brennan meet death on their own terms. Dark. Dual character deaths. Disclaimer: Bones is the property of Fox & its producers.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Deprivation by blc reviews
Very dark, very M one-shot of B & B's capture, torture, and winning free from a killer. Serious violence and torture imagery. Established B/B. Disclaimer: characters are the property of Fox & its producers. Plot, dialogue, author's own.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Everlong by fancyjules reviews
Along the way, they solve more murders. But mostly, they grow old together. boothbrennan, one shot
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Dead Among Us by DamnSkippy reviews
The night they finally find Brennan and Hodgins if it had ended another way.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Angela M., S. Booth - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Broken Heart Tonight by plazmah reviews
Spoilers for Pain In The Heart. "I knew the day I met Zack, he'd cause me pain." Camille x Zack. Unbetaed.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Cam S., Zach A. - Complete
Always Proud of You by FallingFromTheStars reviews
Based off of "The Pain in the Heart"
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - T. Brennan, Zach A. - Complete
Teen Spirit by Electrical Nerd reviews
Narration and excerpts from a journal intertwine to present Charlotte Johanssen's life as a cynical girl of 14 and her incursion in the world of sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,067 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
Dramione fic Suckage, Anyone? by Psychoanalysis reviews
So basically, if you're ever interested in the world of Dramione fickage, then come HERE for instructions. WHOOO SUCKAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Little Angel by See You Next Thursday reviews
Danny writes a memoir based on the events of Michelle's kidnapping and...tragic murder.
Full House - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,172 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Before We Grow Up by oneoneohohone reviews
the bsc has gone their seperate ways, but two weeks in sea city after graduation is something none of them want to turn down... no matter how different things may be. complete!
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,271 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Amsterdam! Amsterdam! by Celica60 reviews
The BSC accompanies the Kilbournes to Amsterdam. Stacey discovers an underage brothel, Claudia eats magic brownies, Jessi goes rastafarian, and Mallory is a dork. COMPLETE.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,637 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete