Kagami Sorciere
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Joined 08-25-06, id: 1122162, Profile Updated: 01-31-16
Author has written 17 stories for Labyrinth, La Femme Nikita, Beetlejuice, Metalocalypse, Xena: Warrior Princess, Farscape, and Star Wars.

Oh dear, you've found your way here. I currently seem to be the queen of unfinished stories. How embarrassing. I've been working on that- honest.

I am all over the map these days with my writing- movies, shows, cartoons. All of it is awesome. I do my best to avoid cliché. I love canon stories- the closer you can get to the real thing and the more you can make your story work inside the actual canon, the more creative you have to be and the more convincing it is. Because of that love for making something I can proudly call potentially production-worthy, you'll find all my stories playing and/or pushing at the boundaries while still adhering closely to the originals. Convince me your story could actually work in that show/movie/cartoon. I'll love you forever. (I do really enjoy a good parody, though)

I'm cursed to only write when Calliope herself is sitting on my chest, pinning me to the ground, and forcing a pen in my hand. Although it isn't often, I find it's almost always pretty good, so if you're interested in following me, I thank you and really do appreciate your patience with me.

"On the question of advice to creative people. My writer friend Floyd Salas said to me years ago, "Go where the pain is." I found that fabulous advice. But I added a second line: "Go where the pleasure is." Those two lines guide my writing to this day." –From the Facebook page of Anne Rice on 6/8/11

Current updates: CLEAN SLATE!! So uh, go read my f*ckin' star wars fics. I'll actually finish these, unlike everything else I've ever started. 37 pages in pure *outline* don't lie.

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Dear Papyrus by Xentrya reviews
When a very shocked Gabrielle wakes up one morning catching a very busy Warrior Princess and War God in the act, her perception on their relationship will be forever changed along with many other things in Xena's life...
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,862 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/1/2023 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Ares, Xena
Lay of Thrym by Gremlin23 reviews
Skwisgaar has twin siblings, Huginn and Muninn. They play in a melodic rock band, with alternative instruments. Skwisgaar hates the idea. Even worse, his brother is faster on violin than he is on guitar. Result? A duel that nearly ends existence as we know it, before the arrival of an unlikely stranger shifts the tide of battle. Rated for Metalocalypse.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2022 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life today... (Extract- moved to Wattpad and AO3. See my profile for details.)
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Resilience of the Soul by Velf reviews
The saga continues. With her mating to Haku rapidly approaching, Chihiro has a number of new problems to face. But these are nothing compared to the plans a new foe has for her. Sequel to Enchantment of the Heart. (Extract- moved to Wattpad and A03. See my profile for details.)
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Enchantment of the Heart by Velf reviews
A few more days in Chihiro's new life. Will her fledgeling relationship with Haku blossom? Or fall foul of the differences between immortal and mortal? An Epilogue to Courage of the Spirit. (Extract- moved to Wattpad and AO3. See my profile for details.)
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/2/2019 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Haunting Temptation by FairDrea reviews
Movieverse - Lydia returns to Winter Rivers, an empty home, and an enraged poltergeist bent on destruction...or was it seduction? One look at what she's become and Beetlejuice isn't entirely sure revenge is what he's out for. Adult themes and language.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,292 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
You Always Did Look Best in Red by The-Fabulous-Person reviews
WARNING: Contains violence, rape, and character death. "Got yourself in a real - mess, didn't ya? Still the same naïve little girl you were back then. I gotta tell ya, kid. I pictured our reunion differently."
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
Baker Street Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sequel to The Irregulars. The Irregulars continue to baffle and amaze the police force on London under the watchful eye of Sherlock. London's strangest family continues to live, laugh and cry together. Mixture of Genres
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 45,513 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Vivre enfin by Nyxia reviews
Post Saison 5/ " Qui était Nikita?, demanda Adam." Michael eut un mouvement imperceptible de recul.
La Femme Nikita - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Sanctuary by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Something is hunting Sarah and Jareth, and they need to stick together if they want to survive. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,468 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
The Tale of the Last Man Standing by Ofdensocks reviews
Semi-AU. What if Charles Foster Ofdensen was the last survivor of the Seige of Mordhaus? Hit me up with some feedback, y'all. This is my first chaptered Metalocalypse 'fic and I wanna know how I'm doing.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Fruit by iridescentZEN reviews
A BtVS parody. Season 7.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
Reunionklok by Lemon Icee reviews
Metalocalypse - Dethklok is accompanying Ofdensen to his 10 year Yale reunion so he can impress his stuck-up peers. The Tribunal infiltrates the reunion in order to destroy Ofdensen once and for all. Side-plot: Toki wants to become a US citizen.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Of Lovebirds and Labyrinths by Artoveli reviews
Jareth, Sarah and a mysterious voice have words. A bit of nonJS silliness detailing my thoughts on the whole JS concept. It's a oneshot, people!
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
Into the Rose Garden by Dryad13 reviews
Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,232 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Chaos on Olympus by Daienara reviews
Olympus is in chaos and it's all Ares' fault
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2005
Who Put The Dinar In You? by absinthe angel 777 reviews
A teenaged Xena is having "one of those days".
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2005
That One in a Billion by lexxie r reviews
Xena/Ares, Gabby/Joxer Uberfic that takes place in present-day Los Angeles. Old acquaintances meet again...only some of them don't know it yet.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2001
Ze Vay of ze Hun by lexxie r reviews
The story of Borias...straight from the horse's mouth. Completely off the wall :-)
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2000
Karsutha by Illyandria V reviews
the olympians hold a festival every four years with their chosen. xena/ares gabrielle/joxer finally finished september 3, 2000
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2000
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PREY reviews
Kylo Ren, recovering, retrained, and bolstered by the Dark Side thanks to Snoke, is still obsessed with his failures and the scavenger that got away. Carving a furious path through the First Order fleet and throwing everything away, he hones in almost desperately on her location as she runs from his whispers until there is nothing left but them.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,212 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Luke S., General Hux, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
How Silent Are Your Saints? reviews
Rey's run off, and Kylo's in hot pursuit. When he finally finds her, she's stark naked planted in a tiny metal tub trying to scrub herself clean of the grit of the planet she hates so much. So why did she come back? Why won't she just come home with him? Very angry, rough smutty times. Rey is angry, Kylo's angry, and she makes it worse every time that pretty mouth says the 'B' name
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2017 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
There's only so many things you can steal from a courtesan reviews
...and bitchin' moves to catch the ladies ain't one of them. Long overdue Matt trash/Reydar fic- for a content exchange.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2016
A Lady Should Never Promenade A Ballroom Alone reviews
Rey is undercover at a ball. So is Kylo Ren. Who thought putting Rey in that dress was a good idea? Borderline drama, fluff, crack without actually totally falling into any of those categories, with a generous helping of SMUT. NOT an AU. Written for a "oh hey, what are you doing here?" prompt request.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Finn, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
The Choice reviews
At the end of the world, he made his offer. The planet cracked like an egg beneath their feet, ready to give birth to a brand new star, and still he couldn't bring himself to say it- couldn't bring himself to say he needed her. Instead it came out as "You need a teacher!" Anything- *anything*- to keep her close to him. But would she understand? Choices, choices...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Chewbacca - Complete
Control reviews
They pound at her head, the Darkness, her demons, she lashes out, but no one can understand. They can't see what she sees, feel what she feels, they're closing in, and she can't escape, but when she finally flees to the outside... [[This is a former one-shot based on a song that I swear will be Rey's theme for episode 8. PREPARE FOR THE ANGST INSANITY TRAIN!]]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Finn
All Good Things reviews
Trapped in a cave after a First Order attack causes a massive collapse, Rey is left with a mangled leg with no rescue for days. Just as she starts to fret that no one will ever come, a familiar voice brushes against her mind and offers her aid. But at what price? As her injuries worsen, she may not have much of a choice. [[written for ao3's Reylo Valentine's Day Gift Exchange]]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
The Nightmare reviews
Ever since her encounter with the Labyrinth, she's had The Dream. Not all the time. Just...on nights where everything seems to be at stake. And, as sleep feigns to take her in its arms, the dark tendrils of "that place" creep into her light of day as if to blacken out the very sun. Usually she can turn it, break free, but this time it drags her to the end.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Sarah, Jareth
Everything reviews
Moments after the skreeth attack in 'Terra Firma', in the dizzying whirl of sirens and emergency workers and special agents rushing into the ruin of his father's home, John is brought bad news from D'Argo and Chiana and, faced with the reality that his best friend since childhood is dead, finally must tell his family everything. One shot.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Aeryn S., D'Argo, J. Crichton, Jack C. - Complete
Not Was reviews
Xena & Gabrielle set out on the road again and find themselves adrift. Deciding to travel to a city they've not been to in ages, trouble comes calling when Xena's mind slowly starts losing time, starting with her most recent recollections. Gabrielle tries to find a cure until Xena no longer recalls even her, and finds she needs the help of people from Xena's past to save her.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Xena, Gabrielle, Ares
You Can't Run Away reviews
What happened after Xena left Hercules in "Unchained Heart"? What led her to bury her armor in the dirt? As soon as she turned for good, Ares hounded both Xena and Hercules by raising Darphus from the dead and filling the killer's mind with no thought other than to feed them both to Graegus- no one gets to simply walk away. Set in the space between UH and Sins of the Past. Oneshot.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Xena, Ares, OC - Complete
Mandatory Refusal reviews
Countless times he'd watched her calmly walk into the arms of Death. And countless times he'd watched her thwart it all the same. Even when she chose to take her own life, he'd respected her, respected her decision enough, to let her go through with it. But not this time- not after everything they'd been through since then. She wasn't getting a choice this time. Set during AFIN:2
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Aphrodite, Ares, Gabrielle, Xena
Succession reviews
Story takes place right at the end of 'The Doomstar Requiem'. Charles takes his place as the High Holy Priest of the Church of the Black Klok and the band is left without a manager. In an attempt to find a new one, they hold 'manager auditions', but old grudges interfere and one of the band members takes a turn for the worse. cannon ONE SHOT!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2014 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E., W. Murderface, Klokateers - Complete
Till Death Do Us…something reviews
Lydia's gotten accustomed to the world, has a career, and is now even getting married. Elsewhere, a poltergeist of dubious reputation thinks she's become a little TOO domesticated and calls in a previous claim, not minding at all to call everyone's attention to it. Rated T (for now). Strongly movie-based, with a smattering of cartoon mechanics/lore. (moved from movie cat to ctn!)
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice, OC
Il n'y a pas d'amour Heureux reviews
Set immediately after the last episode of the series and then promptly several years later with Nikita running section in the present day. This'll be a short piece over maybe three chapters. Please R&R with thoughts.
La Femme Nikita - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Nikita
Choices, choices reviews
Sarah is victim in a gruesome accident. Immobile, her life on a thread, an old acquaintance won't give her peace. As she lies battered and dying in the hospital, he pushes her to make a choice, but is what he's proposing the only way for her to survive?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Sarah, Jareth
Far from There reviews
After making every effort to live a normal life, Sarah is once again haunted by her visit to the Labyrinth when some of the other residents of the Underground come to claim the Goblin King's 'prize'. On semi-permanent hiatus- please see user page :/
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006