Kagami Sorciere
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Joined 08-25-06, id: 1122162, Profile Updated: 03-30-15
Author has written 8 stories for Labyrinth, La Femme Nikita, Beetlejuice, Metalocalypse, and Xena: Warrior Princess.

Oh dear, you've found your way here. I currently seem to be the queen of unfinished stories. How embarrassing. I've been working on that- honest.

HEY! DID YOU KNOW?? ミ* I do beta readings! *ミ Need a beta? Especially if you're in the Xena fandom (because I've been lurking there a lot lately- Metalocalypse, too)? LOOK ME UP! Because I'd love to help you out.

I am all over the map these days with my writing- movies, shows, cartoons. All of it is awesome. I do my best to avoid cliché. I love cannon stories- the closer you can get to the real thing and the more you can make your story work inside the actual cannon, the more creative you have to be and the more convincing it is. Because of that love for making something I can proudly call potentially production-worthy, you'll find all my stories playing and/or pushing at the boundaries while still adhering closely to the originals. Convince me your story could actually work in that show/movie/cartoon. I'll love you forever. (I do really enjoy a good parody, though)

I'm cursed to only write when Calliope herself is sitting on my chest, pinning me to the ground, and forcing a pen in my hand. Although it isn't often, I find it's almost always pretty good, so if you're interested in following me, I thank you and really do appreciate your patience with me.

"On the question of advice to creative people. My writer friend Floyd Salas said to me years ago, "Go where the pain is." I found that fabulous advice. But I added a second line: "Go where the pleasure is." Those two lines guide my writing to this day." –From the Facebook page of Anne Rice on 6/8/11
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Current updates: So it's taken me 17 years, but I've finally published a Xena fanfic piece. Xena and Ares have been enticingly circling each other in my skull giving each other intimidating/seductive glares for literally ages now- it's nice to finally put something up that's worthy of all that. Even so, I keep thinking of when I was in early middle school, trying to write dumb Xena stories in spiral notebooks that never went anywhere because even I knew they weren't interesting enough ("a stolen necklace"? is that the best you could come up with? please.). I kept thinking, "Will I ever be good enough to write down what I see in my head??" Ohhh, little me- you will. You'll get there. And it will be glorious.

"Mandatory Refusal" is a title name I jacked from an episode of 'La Femme Nikita' of the same name because it wasn't cliche and it worked. Just like Nikita, when Michael goes into mandatory refusal (must complete the mission no matter what in case base is compromised) to complete a mission at the expense of his life and she feels she has no choice but to try and reach him, Ares can't let Xena go again- not again- and feels he has no choice but to get her out of that last battle in AFIN:2. This story is a spur of the moment prequel to a massive piece I have in the works. That massive piece...truly my magnum opus. Only thing is I wrote it on notebook paper, toying with the idea of physical writing vs. computer typing and how that creatively affects the brain, and that notebook...has gone missing. I'll find it, though. I *must* find it. It is literally one of the most important things in my house right now. So please, look forward to it!!


Newer Updates
Oh god, I wrote a Metalocalypse one-shot. What have I done. I just freaking love Charles so much- he better be in season 5 is all I have to say about it. Story's called 'Succession'. I was extremely tired writing it, so somehow a couple of very, very obscure Xena references got thrown in there. Whoops. I promise they're entirely appropriate and that you won't even notice unless you're seriously into Xena. This one-shot is extremely faithful to the story, and even the format, of Metalocalypse, so please enjoy. (bless you, Charles) (5-3/4-14)

OLD UPDATES

"yer breakin' my heart, hunny...now flash 'em." (1-25-14)

There really isn't enough La Femme Nikita fan fiction on this site...when I get chapter four finished, I'm at least writing a short story. That show's too good to be neglected. If you've never seen "La Femme Nikita" (and I don't mean that retarded 'Nikita' show that's on CW now, or whatever channel it's on), look it up- pretty sure you can find all the episodes online. (11/13/11)

Chapter four is half written- forgive the extreme delay! I'm on overload status for my final year of university, so half my time has been dedicated to writing essays. When you've got three to do in one day, you don't want to even look at a keyboard productively for awhile. However, the bug is biting at me once again so things have begun to progress once more. Thank you to those still reading, and thanks to my readers for their patience!! Can't wait to put up 4!! :D (10/13/11)

"Choices, choices" ch. 3 UP! "Eden Denied". Again, sorry for the delay in getting chapter three out- when things happen unexpectedly, everything seems like hell and mayhem for awhile. But, for the most part, it's quieted down again, and I'm hoping to pick up regular weekly updates again. :) I hope you guys enjoy chapter three- I'm quite proud of this one! Don't forget to let me know what you think with a review! (6/20/11)

Moving! Hey guys. I'm currently in the process of shifting around and moving to another part of town, so please be patient for chapter three. I promise it's coming! As soon as things settle down again (I've already found the place- just waiting for everything else to calm down), I'll get it up ASAP, so please hang on and wait a little longer. For the past six years, I've not been able to live in one place for more than a year, and I was really hoping to avoid that this year, but things are what they are and what they must be (hey, that's a good line. I might use that). Thanks a ton for understanding and forgive me for my strange life!! (6/6/2011)

"Choices, choices" ch. 2 UP! "The first day of the end of your life." Oddly enough this is also the name of a song. I wasn't aware until I was compelled to google it. I only read through the lyrics. They're not too bad, so I suppose it could relate to what's going on in the story for those of you who like to meta-read, haha. This wasn't an easy chapter to write. I happily distracted myself with video games before finishing it. I did, however, watch some select scenes from fantastic television shows with superior, multifaceted villains to help me get the feel I wanted for Jareth (along with rewatching labyrinth itself, of course). I don't think it did me much good since we only get small snippets of him right now, but perhaps it will pay off later. Also, huge thanks once again to jinx1764 for being my medical consort! I really appreciate it. :) Don't forget to review, and thanks for reading, guys! (5/23/11)

"Choices, choices" Debut! (5/14/2011)

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Dear Papyrus by xentrya reviews
When a very shocked Gabrielle wakes up one morning catching a very busy Warrior Princess and War God in the act, her perception on their relationship will be forever changed along with many other things in Xena's life...
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,811 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 1/17 - Ares, Xena
Lay of Thrym by Gremlin23 reviews
Skwisgaar has twin siblings, Huginn and Muninn. They play in a melodic rock band, with alternative instruments. Skwisgaar hates the idea. Even worse, his brother is faster on violin than he is on guitar. Result? The duel... Rated for mild violent themes.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2014
Haunting Temptation by FairDrea reviews
Movieverse - Lydia returns to Winter Rivers, an empty home, and an enraged poltergeist bent on destruction...or was it seduction? One look at what she's become and Beetlejuice isn't entirely sure revenge is what he's out for. Adult themes and language.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,292 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
You Always Did Look Best in Red by The-Fabulous-Person reviews
WARNING: Contains violence, rape, and character death. "Got yourself in a real - mess, didn't ya? Still the same naïve little girl you were back then. I gotta tell ya, kid. I pictured our reunion differently."
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
Baker Street Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sequel to The Irregulars. The Irregulars continue to baffle and amaze the police force on London under the watchful eye of Sherlock. London's strangest family continues to live, laugh and cry together. Mixture of Genres
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 45,513 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Resilience of the Soul by Velf reviews
The saga continues. With her mating to Haku rapidly approaching, Chihiro has a number of new problems to face. But these are nothing compared to the plans a new foe has for her. Sequel to Enchantment of the Heart.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 274,538 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Vivre enfin by Nyxia reviews
Post Saison 5/ " Qui était Nikita?, demanda Adam." Michael eut un mouvement imperceptible de recul.
La Femme Nikita - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
The Tale of the Last Man Standing by Ofdensocks reviews
Semi-AU. What if Charles Foster Ofdensen was the last survivor of the Seige of Mordhaus? Hit me up with some feedback, y'all. This is my first chaptered Metalocalypse 'fic and I wanna know how I'm doing.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Fruit by iridescentZEN reviews
A BtVS parody. Season 7.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
Reunionklok by Lemon Icee reviews
Metalocalypse - Dethklok is accompanying Ofdensen to his 10 year Yale reunion so he can impress his stuck-up peers. The Tribunal infiltrates the reunion in order to destroy Ofdensen once and for all. Side-plot: Toki wants to become a US citizen.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Of Lovebirds and Labyrinths by Artoveli reviews
Jareth, Sarah and a mysterious voice have words. A bit of nonJS silliness detailing my thoughts on the whole JS concept. It's a oneshot, people!
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
Into the Rose Garden by Dryad13 reviews
Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,232 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Chaos on Olympus by Daienara reviews
Olympus is in chaos and it's all Ares' fault
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2005
Enchantment of the Heart by Velf reviews
A few more days in Chihiro's new life. Will her fledgling relationship with Haku blossom? Or fall fowl of the differences between immortal and mortal? An Epilogue to Courage of the Spirit.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,118 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Who Put The Dinar In You? by absinthe angel 777 reviews
A teenaged Xena is having "one of those days".
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2005
That One in a Billion by lexxie r reviews
Xena/Ares, Gabby/Joxer Uberfic that takes place in present-day Los Angeles. Old acquaintances meet again...only some of them don't know it yet.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2001
Ze Vay of ze Hun by lexxie r reviews
The story of Borias...straight from the horse's mouth. Completely off the wall :-)
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/10/2000
Karsutha by Illyandria V reviews
the olympians hold a festival every four years with their chosen. xena/ares gabrielle/joxer finally finished september 3, 2000
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2000
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Not Was reviews
Xena & Gabrielle set out on the road again and find themselves adrift. Deciding to travel to a city they've not been to in ages, trouble comes calling when Xena's mind slowly starts losing time, starting with her most recent recollections. Gabrielle tries to find a cure until Xena no longer recalls even her, and finds she needs the help of people from Xena's past to save her.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17 - Xena, Gabrielle, Ares
You Can't Run Away reviews
What happened after Xena left Hercules in "Unchained Heart"? What led her to bury her armor in the dirt? As soon as she turned for good, Ares hounded both Xena and Hercules by raising Darphus from the dead and filling the killer's mind with no thought other than to feed them both to Graegus- no one gets to simply walk away. Set in the space between UH and Sins of the Past. Oneshot.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2 - Xena, Ares, OC - Complete
Mandatory Refusal reviews
Countless times he'd watched her calmly walk into the arms of Death. And countless times he'd watched her thwart it all the same. Even when she chose to take her own life, he'd respected her, respected her decision enough, to let her go through with it. But not this time- not after everything they'd been through since then. She wasn't getting a choice this time. Set during AFIN:2
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19 - Aphrodite, Ares, Gabrielle, Xena
Succession reviews
Story takes place right at the end of 'The Doomstar Requiem'. Charles takes his place as the High Holy Priest of the Church of the Black Klok and the band is left without a manager. In an attempt to find a new one, they hold 'manager auditions', but old grudges interfere and one of the band members takes a turn for the worse. cannon ONE SHOT!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2014 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E., W. Murderface, Klokateers - Complete
Till Death Do Us…something reviews
Lydia's gotten accustomed to the world, has a career, and is now even getting married. Elsewhere, a poltergeist of dubious reputation thinks she's become a little TOO domesticated and calls in a previous claim, not minding at all to call everyone's attention to it. Rated T (for now). Strongly movie-based, with a smattering of cartoon mechanics/lore. (moved from movie cat to ctn!)
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice, OC
Il n'y a pas d'amour Heureux reviews
Set immediately after the last episode of the series and then promptly several years later with Nikita running section in the present day. This'll be a short piece over maybe three chapters. Please R&R with thoughts.
La Femme Nikita - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Nikita
Choices, choices reviews
Sarah is victim in a gruesome accident. Immobile, her life on a thread, an old acquaintance won't give her peace. As she lies battered and dying in the hospital, he pushes her to make a choice, but is what he's proposing the only way for her to survive?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Sarah, Jareth
Far from There reviews
After making every effort to live a normal life, Sarah is once again haunted by her visit to the Labyrinth when some of the other residents of the Underground come to claim the Goblin King's 'prize'. On semi-permanent hiatus- please see user page :/
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006