When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.

A series of vignettes based on Iron Man and LiveJournal's Tony/Pepper community 100 prompt challenge. You begin to see the pun... TS/PP when appropriate.

...or, the Night Pepper Potts Rocked Tony Stark's World. *UPDATED 11/07, Chapter 5: Consummation*

Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.

Sometimes good by itself cannot defeat darkness, and sometimes it is necessary to fight evil with evil in order to save the world. Jack discovers this and more in his tenuous alliance with Aku. AkuJack Warning: violence

Consequences. The ramifications of every one of our decisions and actions. Outside the pages of comic books, they are inevitable and uncompromising. In the end, Red Mist understood that. So did we.

As he waits for the Inside Out Men who populate post-Apocalyptic earth to come after him, the beloved inspector contemplates a life of waiting.

When a young paranormal investigator is best friends with a psychotic alien monster, life is bound to be weird in a whole lot of ways. Here are fifty of them. Friendship, not ZADR, one-shot, complete.

Who is Dr. Horrible? Let's try to answer that question. Collective one-shots, from the angsty to the fluffy to the just-for-fun, with no regard to chronology. This chapter: Horrible shows up for a certain appointment....

An alternate ending. Sweeney Todd does not kill Nelly Lovett, but is the outcome worse for him, worse for both of them than it would have been otherwise? Sweeney-centric.

Man eater gets a new definition in London when zombies suddenly appear in Mrs. Lovett's shop.

Some plants start to grow again when they are seemingly destroyed. Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett discover that for human beings can go the same thing.

WIP. When it comes to learning languages, a person is so much better than a computer. When Uhura tracks down the only Vulcan in Starfleet, she has no idea of the events she's setting in motion.

Batman/Joker.Post-TDK. Body Switching,dimensional traveling,etc. Bored out of his skull in the Fifth Dimension, Mr. Mxyzptlk decides to do a little time-traveling another dimension he had yet to visit. Mischief ensues.

They all had their preferences. Mrs Lovett's POV.

Based on Brian Azarello's Joker. A bit of perspective on Harley and the Joker.

Obama is an alien, Red is running against Purple, and Dib endorses Kucinich! All this and more in this bizarre collection of 2008 U.S. presidential election stories. Non-partisan humor. Final chapter: Inauguration Day! With robots.

Based on moments of time for Mulder and Scully, this is a journey through their relationship pertaining to weather related events. Really, you’ll see.

Three Joker drabbles. hinted batman/joker slash

A collection of Zim drabbles of various genre, pairing, and rating, written for a livejournal community. Drabble 58: Fall.

You see when I go home, and wash this face off... I don't go down the drain with it. I 'Stay,' and you, you... you think you can just take that mask off? No-no, that's, that's insane You can't go back, Batman... It's far too late.

He's asked so many people, "Do you want to know how I got these scars?" Now he wants Batman to ask him. ...Well, it's just more fun that way.

A look as to how a Nolanverse Joker and Harley might begin their 'relationship.'

Some things Mulder knows and doesn't know about Scully, and some things Scully knows and doesn't know about Mulder.

Villians need saviors too. The Joker is no exception.

They're like gears in a clock; unable to break free of their purpose. Sweeney Todd is feeling a bit put-out. Rated T for violence.

Movieverse. This is the tragedy of Pepper's life. Complete.

Just another day at Stark Industries. Tony/Pepper UST. Movie spoilers

Tony proposes. A conversation ensues. Tony/Pepper UST in the Movieverse.

Movieverse Tony speaks his mind on being a superhero. Set after the movie. Mild Spoilers.

It has, after all, been one thousand years. Frycentric.

Lancer reflects on a certain new tradition of Casper High.

Zim lets MiniMoose be Minion of the Day. Soon they find a plant nursery, which Zim mistakes for a human breeding facility. Oneshot.

‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.

Finished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.

A parody of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. Zim learns that if he doesn't show a little mercy at Christmas time, none will be shown to him. Dedicated to my best friend.

The flames of passion and love that Lestrade hides can be so easily snuffed by the actions or inactions of a man with the blue eyes of a God. Short. Fluff.

I've wanted to do this for a while. IZXFiles crossover. Dib and Mulder meet, neither realizing the importance the other could have. Isn't fate funny? Please review, I need reviews! Rated T for rather boring dialogue.

If anyone asks, you aren't my cat

Yea.. random ideas that come to mind. Just short little scenes and stuff about anything in the DP universe. Can be funny, can be serious, depends on my mood. Rated for no reason except to give me some ability to do anything I might think up.

Dib wants to watch Mysterious Mysteries and to learn how to live in peace with his sister. Gaz just wants to beat this stupid boss level. Can they help each other reach their goals? Logic says no, but since when has logic stopped Dib and Gaz? [Oneshot]

She thinks she'd like a normal life. She knows she'd hate it. Circa Dreamland, Scully muses on normalcy.

A question posed to you, is it really hatred when it's all that keeps you alive? If you're all that's left of the human race can you really be called human? When do the lines blur...

While trying to figure out what to do in Gaz Taster of Pork, Dib sits in a MacMeaties and is joined by a hungry hobo. Addresses the question of whether Dib. Loves. Her.

It wasn’t fair. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

Gaz breaks through and Dib breaks out, preparing to go after Zim. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY

Dib indulges in a little science project: what happens when an irken gets a dose of human DNA? And the results change everything, forever.

Everyone has seen the Joker laugh, only Harley Quinn has seen him cry.