Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Hi, guys! Sorry it's been so long! Really, I'm so sorry. But if you're reading this, either you haven't forgotten me or you've stumbled across my name and decided to have a looksie. But either way, thank you so much for visiting. It really means a lot to me.
But, going on, If you're reading this I'm sure you're wondering what the hell I'm going to be doing now. I'm working on a new fic, though it's coming along pretty slowly. =( It takes a while to get back into the groove, I suppose. But it shouldn't be too long! Thanks to one Cyber-Porygon, I'll be back soon!
Now, I'm sure you've had enough of my rambling. Thanks again!
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Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years, had the perfect wedding, the perfect honeymoon, and two perfect children.
One day, the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in their perfect car, and they saw an elf by the side of the road. Being the perfect couple that they were, they picked him up.
Well, as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.
So who lived and who died, you ask?
The perfect woman lived, because the perfect man and elves just aren't real.
Why did the chicken cross the road?DR. PHIL : " The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems ".
OPRAH: " Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. ?So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens."
COLIN POWELL: "Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road..." .
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: "We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road."
JOHN KERRY: "Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it."
NANCY GRACE: "That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks."
PAT BUCHANAN: "To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American."
MARTHA STEWART: "No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information."
DR SEUSS: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: "To die in the rain. Alone."
JERRY FALWELL: "Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the ' other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 't he other side'. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that."
GRANDPA: "In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."
BARBARA WALTERS: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road."
JOHN LENNON: "Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace."
ARISTOTLE: "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."
BILL GATES: "I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@(C .. reboot."
ALBERT EINSTEIN: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken ."
BILL CLINTON: "I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?"
AL GORE: "I invented the chicken!"
COLONEL SANDERS: "Did I miss one?"
AL SHARPTON: "Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens."
HILLARY CLINTON: "I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire
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