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Joined 08-26-06, id: 1122642, Profile Updated: 07-19-09
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Fruits Basket.

I have lost the will to update (no tiiiiiiiiiime)...it is unlikely it will return I'm afraid. We'll see.


Does anyone get annoyed by these adverts over here?

- And does anyone like tha' picture over here?

Hey everybody! Squibakou here, this is me:

Name- Wouldn't you like to know? Just call me Squibakou. I own all vowels except for 'e' . I even own 'u' twice... You may also call me Squibby if you are allergic to anything over 2 syllables.

Gender- Guess. Go on guess. Hah! You can't can you. Can you? Am I that obvious? Whoops.

Age- I'm in the prime of my teenagerhood; spots, greasy hair, constant attacks of the madbrain syndrome etc. I'M WORKING ON IT, ALRIGHT?

Habitat- Behind the keyboard, in the kitchen, in Scotland, in Britain, in the world, in the universe, in a paper weight, on a desk, under a keyboard, infront of me. (that's my theory anyway)

Origin- I'm Scottish/American-ish but it appears I have relatives in every bloody corner of the earth so I can't be sure. I was born in Scotland anyway.

I like Harry Potter fics(and the books, but I like the fics more), Discworld fics (I prefer the books though. And anything ever written by Terry Prattchet -bow down- ), Fruits basket, Pet shop of Horrors, Inuyasha, Naruto, Ranma, Chobits and anything funny or manga...or anime...or fanfiction(mostly). I also like slash fics (but not femslash), yaoi, shounen ai, whateva you want to call them because they scare me and make me laugh (try 'Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution', it is without a doubt the funniest and SCARIEST fic I have ever read#). I am partial to HP slashys and cannot abide messing about with manga boys unless it's really, really well done. Grrrrr...

My fave pairings are: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ron, Draco/Ron,Remus/Sirius, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Filch/Mrs Norris, Snape/whomping willow, Hogwarts/Dumbldore, plodernweoopintsquiffduckblep. (Please refer to the part of this profile that says I suffer from 'constant attacks of madbrain syndrome'.)

I also like other things (obviously. For example; putting things in (((((((((brackets))))))))))...erm) but I can't be bothered telling you guys about that stuff because I am getting tired (it is in fact 11:23pm). I dislike revolting pairings, NEDs (or chavs, or idiots, or morons, or whatever you wanna call them), annoying siblings and the meagre manga section at the library.

RandomPoem-(this is by a Harvard Mathamatics Professer called Tom Lehrer- not kidding)

I hold your hand in mine, dear,

I press it to my lips.

I take a healthy bite from,

Your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,

If you were only here.

But I'll hold your hand in mine

As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off,

I really don't know why.

'Cause every time I kiss it,

I get bloodstains on my tie.

I'm sorry now I killed you,

Our love was something fine.

So until they come to get me,

I'll hold your hand in mine.

Quotes: (I'm searching for more, be patient)

TORNADO THROUGH CEMETERY. HUNDREDS DEAD. (some newspaper headline) - I found this on 'fantasyfinder06's' profile, I hope she doesn't mind that I used it.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. - (allieweasley's profile contained this and I thought the economical and socialogical value of it should be spread throughout fandom. SO DO WHAT IT SAYS YOU DUMBASSES (I didn't mean that).

( )_( ) (")_(") (Found this on a random profile, it's not really a quote. It is, in fact, a bunny.)

You have won a gaily-coloured satin and cheese Smedley with bifurcated dial function and froggish hoopla device. (Something my dad said to me one day. Why?!)

Disclaimer- I have decided to put a blanket disclaimer over all my (possible future) stories just in case I forget to put disclaimers on my updates. I DO NOT OWN SQUIDDLY. I OWN ONLY PLOTS (this statement could be slightly questionable, sometimes plots might be similar) AND STRANGE NEW CHARACTERS (they WILL be strange). DO NOT DOUBT ME.

Please (+ icing, sugar lumps, cherries, sprinkles and anything cavity inducing that you can think of) read and review my stories and I will respond by R&R ing yours -it is a vicious circle- if you must be mean please be constructively so, I am open to suggestions.

Look out for N.James The Diehard DishRag and Elia_Black cat and our threesome pen name CrazyRandomPeopleThatStalkYou. They rule.

This is Squibakou signing out.

I have signed out.

No I haven't.

I will I promise.

I'm going now.

Goodbye.

Bye.

-blip-

!BANG!

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Alright, so I lied. Sue me.

# this isn't exactly a slashy but it's uber funny so read it. Now.

Read this once you read HP + Obv. Sol.- It made you laugh so much your brains slopped out your ears and all over the floor didn't it? What scared you more: the fic or the brains? If it was the brains you have no sense of humour.

Frequently updated notes here:

-I'd just like to say that, as a newbie (I'm not so new now really, but the sentence still applies), I am not very good with working this thing so if there are any strange happenings going on with my updates I will attempt to rectify them (failure is immanent). Help is appreciated if you spot any faults. (20th Sep. 06)

-How do you put in dividing lines, by the way? ( 27th Sep. 06)- I REALLY want to know. REALLY REALLY, NO-ONE HAS TOLD ME YET!!

-My policy is that if I read it, I review it. Good or bad. Please take a leaf out of my book because I really do appreciate it. (30th Sep.06)

-Frogs make me laugh. (06th Oct.06)

-I don't like 'Morph' at all anymore. I think I might just add a chapter or two and then leave it at that. Or I might just stop, or remove it. What do you think I should do? (16th Oct. 06) addition- Morph is now done, last chapter is very short, and explains what goes on in my head, if you're interested. I still might change it if I come up with something better. (1st Nov. 06)

-TALK TO ME ON MY FORUMS! (THEY'RE AT THE TOP) the teachers' lounge one is HP, by the way. (19th Oct. 06)

-Read my friend's stuff, we're all fans of getting reviews. (21st Oct. 06)

-Are really long profiles offputting? Press the 'hide profile' button, if you think so - although, if you're reading this then you probably think long profiles are OK...hmmmmm, I'm confused. (09th Nov.06)

-My 'Mind: the Gap' fic has been deleted from my computer (apart from ch. 1), so I've taken it off ff.net and will re-write it. Possibly. If I can get over the shock. And remember the entire plot. In the meantime, I'm working on a Julius Caesar (Shakespeare) spoof. Vair funny, if I do say so myself. READ IT. (07th Dec. 06)- Mind the gap is baaaack. Now.

-I have a lot of favourite authors and fics. They are all on my alerts list. I get a lot of mail. (16th Dec. 06)

-I was going to do a Christmas fic, but I wrote half of it, then forgot about it! Ah well. (25th Dec. 06)

-HAPPY NEW YEAR!! I resolve to update more often, before I am forever wracked with guilt. (01st Jan. 07 - weird to write that)

-Isn't it weird that you can give out several hundred reviews and get about 30 back? Or is it just me? (06 Jan. 07) I appear to gripe a lot about this...

-I have. Exactly. 100 fics on my favourites list. I love everybody!! And I've reviewed over 300 stories. Hugs for fabulous writers of fandom, I love you all. (08 Jan. 07)

- I, Squibakou, swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. (03 June 07) Join now by going on sunny tuesday's (aka, chipped purple nailpolish) profile and clicking on the link. (This is how I did it, also try the Reviews Lounge, and Lexie-H's profile)

- I feel weird not doing drabbles anymore...darnit, and they were so annoying at the time! I miss them. (05 July 07)

-I haven't updated in yonks, but my exams are almost (just got art practical left) finished, so I MAY return, despite my busy social life. Shut up. (13 Dec. 07)- Oh! Merry almost Christmas to ye all, have fun duckies :kisses:

-as you can see from the message at the top, I have reverted to manic reading and lost my muse. For now. Soz. (25 Jan. 08- fun to say)

-I have just had an epiphany. I have decided I'm going to write a HP fic for every genre. I do realise that it could take some time, but I want to try. Some will be oneshots and some could be long and epic tales (whatsit). Most will probably be inbetween. Here's the checklist so far:

General: Dear Ron (complete)

Romance?

Humour: Morph (complete, could be updated in future)

Drama: Mind: The Gap (in progress)

Poetry: HP and the Many-Sues (complete)

Action/Adventure?

Mystery?

Horror?

Parody: HP and the Many-Sues (complete)

Angst: Gates of the Promised Land (complete)

Supernatural?

Suspense: Anti Gravity Cliff Drabbling (in progress)

Sci-Fi?

Fantasy?

Spiritual: Refractions of Ron (complete)

Tragedy: Gates of the Promised Land (complete)

Hurt/Comfort?

Crime?

Family?

Friendship?

Western?

Some are quite similar, aren't they? Maybe I should combine some, we'll see how I feel at the time.(Turns out I felt I should combine some) This self challenge is only for HP, I will probably write other fanfics for other things (if inspiration deems me worthy). (02nd Oct.06)- Good god. New genres everywhere! What the hell am I supposed to do for western?

Query- Does writing this stuff count as still being here?

It does doesn't it?

I should go now.

My mother is informing me that I should get off the computer.

I AM trying mother.

You do not need to hear about my mother.

You do not need to hear about anything from me at all. By rights I shouldn't even be here.

I am NOT going to continue.

You don't believe me do you?

Check out the lack of continuation.

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7473 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 3,367 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
And the Truth Shall Set You Free by silverskies reviews
Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Draco's Insignia by Lunadeath reviews
It's Harry's last summer at the Dursleys and he gets an unexpected visitor, who gives him an unexpected Mark. *slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,286 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Happiness is an Angry Weasley by Luny Lady reviews
I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,424 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
RWDM Drabbles 100 100s by Amanita Jackson reviews
Just what it says on the tin. All genres I can squeeze into 100 words, all prompted with a random word generator, all RWDM. Now featuring 30/100 of the 100 100s challenge. They continue! Fo' real fo' real, this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
In Enemy's Hands by rayvern reviews
AU, noncanon. Gryffindor and Slytherin have been at war for ages. A simple, scouting mission goes awry and the Gryffindor group is captured. Problem? A certain blackhaired, greeneyed boy was with them and assumed to be a squib servant. HPLVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Riptide by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,617 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Veela Heart by tiggerjojo reviews
The sequel to Veela Blood, this picks off shortly after Blood ended and follows Harry and Draco's continuing fight to remain together. Harry will do anything to make sure Draco comes to no harm even if that means removing himself from Draco's life. HD Sl
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,007 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Now Pronounce You Ron & Draco by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Due to a new Wizard Law Ron & Draco are being forced to marry. Pairing: Measley of course Malfoy/Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,583 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Ron W.
Different Shades of Memory by Source of Silence reviews
Slash HPLV. Takes place after fourth year. The ritual Voldemort performed to get his body back has some unforseen side effects...Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,415 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Cost of Love by Sweet Mercy reviews
Harry’s engaged to Ginny, but then along comes Severus Snape. SLASH, SS/HP, POST DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,763 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
I Can't Fight the Stars by LMG reviews
Draco Malfoy had known what was going to happen to him on his 18th birthday since he was 5 years old. But damn, even he hadn't expected this. Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. -THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER OCTOBER 23, 2010
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,288 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,658 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ember to Ember by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Sequel to Volunteers, written for the livejournal community hdsbeltane. Main fic complete, DVD Requests complete. Final DVD Extra, February 10, added.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,399 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Always On My Mind by LMG reviews
He’d been on Harry’s mind since the day he met him, really met him. H/D ---ON HIATUS SEE AUTHORS NOTES, PLEASE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
Cling to the Past by ty.soglasna reviews
Harry and Seamus are two of a kind; it just takes them a while to understand exactly what this means. Light drug use, mature content. A personal favorite! Have you loved a rare pair today?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Seamus F. - Complete
Servitude by alli-sun reviews
/AU: late 1600s/ Accused of petty thievery, Ronald Weasley is shipped off to America, where in Virginia he is bought as an indentured servant to the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Draco M., Ron W.
Nursing the Wounded by KatieBell70 reviews
What was happening in the boys dorm during 'several sunlit days.' Seamus and Dean friendship, Seamus/Dean possibly unrequited, Dean/Ginny and Harry/Ginny mentioned. Warnings: Slash and Alcohol
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Seamus F., Dean T.
The Talk by B-Rated reviews
Lucius Malfoy has made many mistakes as a parent. Some may agree some may disagree. But his biggest mistake was trying to give Draco The Talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Scintillating Secret Tryst of Epic Proportions by ty.soglasna reviews
Ron and Draco have been trapped by the rogue Room of Requirement, and there's only one way to get out. Crack, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Obliviate by racheesi reviews
When feeling overlooked by the world, Ronald Weasley finds comfort in 'his room', while someone else finds comfort in Ronald. That 'someone else' tries to make Ronald forget... SLASH! RDr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,842 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Ron W., Draco M.
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 5,059 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Meager Valentine by alli-sun reviews
/AU/ A Valentine’s Day oneshot. Ron makes his regular visit to the hospital. R/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Weasley Wheezes by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
An unexpected pregnancy leaves Ron a disgruntled house-husband, while Hermione spends more and more time at work. A bet with Malfoy over their kids' summer Quidditch league teams changes things. Slash with implied Het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2009 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Adventures in Babysitting by Anna Fugazzi reviews
The Auror Corps provides Harry with a profession that's highly dangerous, demanding, and glamorous. Except when it's not. No babies were babysat and no Icelanders were harmed in the making of this fic. Tents may have been traumatized.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hardest Thing of All by Sweet Mercy reviews
Sequel to Chasing Perfection. Unable to have children, Sirius and Remus ask Harry to become their surrogate, much to the displeasure of Harry’s lover, Severus. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP, SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,481 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Vacation: Freckles? by mrsfigg22 reviews
RW/DM Est. Relationship. One morning on vacation, Ron makes an interesting discovery present on Draco's shoulders...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Harry and Ron Drabbles 3 by earth-dragon-1 reviews
a collection of harry and ron drabbles based on various prompt words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Dog Star returns by Elia Black-cat reviews
Dogsbody crossover. Sirius wants to go back to earth to say thank you. A baby with green eyes is born.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
Remus Lupin and the Day of Servitude by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Remus and Sirius have been dating for months. It's perfect until Remus loses a bet and has to do ANYTHING Sirius wants. Guarantees laughs and slashy-goodness. Don't read if it's not your cup of tea, but you're missing great tea! Marauders' era. Remus' PoV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Severus S.
Sakura by firefly171 reviews
RWDM slash...Hatred, curiosity, confusion, desire, resentment, lust, fear, affection, happiness, love, betrayal, helplessness, sadness, pain, frozen, desperation, devotion, loss, rage, tired, numb, hope....These are the components for a...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,655 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Ron W., Draco M.
Uchiha by Elia Black-cat reviews
No-one knows just how similar the brothers really are... No-one can know... No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermafrosts by Anna Fugazzi reviews
COMPLETE. Fred/Angelina, possible side of George/Angelina if you squint and tilt your head, DH-compliant. No relation to Hermione, despite the name.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3370 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 143 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Spice of Life by opalish reviews
Harry thinks Ginny's getting bored. Ginny thinks she's not nearly bored enough, really. Also, there may or may not be gerbils. PostDH HarryGinny crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Don't Make Me Regret by bigred879 reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to stay at HQ for the rest of the summer after disheveling events come their way. What could happen? Slash HPDM and more! 1st ch is intense, calms down after ch1. just R&R to see. *long fic*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,257 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Friendship of Sorts by BML Hillen-Keene reviews
A Malfoy expiriances the true meaning of friendship, at the hands of a Longbottom. Neville/Draco friendship fic. Child Abuse mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Neville L.
Nsheela by Alug-Andaaz-Hai reviews
Ron has done something that has caught the whole school's attention...now if only he could remember what it was! And why is Malfoy acting so jittery? SillySlash three guesses as to the pairing .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Terror at Malfoy Manor by OtherWeasleyTwins reviews
Ron and Draco decide to go camping... with horrifying results. Crackfic, slash, sappy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Leave Me Wordless by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
SEQUEL to “Speak To Me” Harry Potter is finding it hard to move on, but is finally exposing himself to the wizarding world. With a mind not full, but yearning, he tries to live his life as normally as he can, dreaming of Draco Malfoy every step of the way
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2749 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Work in Progress by KatieBell70 reviews
After a year on the run, Dean Thomas is tired of hiding. Does he have the courage to risk the loss of his best friend for a chance at something more? DeanSeamus, mentions of DeanLuna TedAndromeda, DeanGinny among others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,878 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Dean T., Seamus F.
Shinobi Wars:A New Dattebayo by Lady Perl of MoonLight Sea reviews
An unknown time zone in a world probably walking distance away… Can Princess Sakura, Sasuke Skywalker and Naruto Solo with the help of Kakashi Kenobi stop the Galactic Empire and save the Ninja way of life? R&R to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Chasing Perfection by Sweet Mercy reviews
Sequel to Life, Love and Everything in Between. Back from their Holiday, Harry and Severus decide its time to tell Sirius and Remus about their relationship. Sirius is not happy. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP, SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,589 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Slave by gorgeousbowneyesslash reviews
“How does it feel, Miss Granger, to see your precious Golden Boy, the only one wanting me to fight this, the only one left to support my cause?” They thought Harry was dead. But the truth is much worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13549 - Favs: 7,763 - Follows: 6,450 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Must Do Better by Igorina reviews
When Scorpius's dalliances become known to his father, Draco Malfoy finds himself sternly reproaching his son. An Albus Severus x Scorpius drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Veela Inheritance Problems by Sakya reviews
The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 3,613 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Star Trek Bunny by darkangelazure reviews
More Matt Thought Ramblings! “Like Ducat. Oh Molly, why did I introduce you to Star Trek? I swear, it's got to the point, every 7 o-clock Deep Space Nine is on and she's glued to that screen like a heroin addicted bunny...a very cute bunny! The way she s
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Matt P., Mohinder S. - Complete
And then you laughed by Keikokin reviews
Draco finds out that Harry only flirted with him because of a dare *mild slash* *OOC*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by hermionepuckle reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Ron's exhausted and needs to relax. RON/HARRY SLASH FIC - established relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Interview by Page of Cups reviews
There were a few things Ron forgot to tell Hermione when he asked her to marry him... RonxDraco, RonxHermione implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
A Series of RonDraco Drabbles by azamystic reviews
Fire and Ice. The Weasley Malfoy paring that works out better than DG. And the slash pairing that always works out better than HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Ron W., Draco M.
The Wizard Survival Act by frk-werewolf reviews
WIP. In the light of the recent war and certain sexual developments in wizarding youth, the Ministry decides to take the production of wizard offspring into their own hands. Warning: M-Preg, Slash - Ron-Draco, Hermione-Ginny, others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,780 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
Butterfly by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D&H. How can you not know what butterfly kisses are, Potter? End of 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7035 - Favs: 5,373 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Only Thing Left is the Emptiness by LadyDiablo reviews
After being drenched by Ron’s botched potion, Malfoy is in the Hospital wing. What are the strange sideeffects and why does he crave water so much? DMRW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,050 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
Hatred by earth-dragon-1 reviews
Ron Weasley is my very best mate, and I love him. But I am afraid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Spoiled Rotten by cuethepulse-old reviews
Draco always gets what he wants, and Ron hates sharing a bed. Slash. First attempt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Rubbish by Page of Cups reviews
Draco is outraged. He should sue for defamation of character. DH spoilers. RonxDraco. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Kissing in the Rain by mrsfigg22 reviews
Twoshot, Established Relationship RonDraco. Draco is very picky about where he is willing to kiss Ron...ignores Deathly Hallows so no spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Unborn by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
Complete. The souls of wizarding children dwell here before they enter our world. Most are excited to leave, but two best friends aren't sure they want to go. Then one of them runs into trouble. It doesn't look like he'll see the outside after all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3667 - Favs: 4,158 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Sides of The Same Coin by capricious insanity reviews
HPDM. SLASH. Of all the people he had to be paired up with? Why him? Hating your enemy was never this hard. Archenemies turned roommates. All students of Hogswart have to live for two months as muggles! Blood is in the air or will it be love? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stockholm Syndrome by Shaitanah reviews
[HPLV] Trapped by Voldemort, Harry is forced to relive one day forever. The day everything crashed. Please R&R! No DH spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Pants on Firewhiskey by goneoffthelump reviews
HarryRon Slash. Once again, something Harry can't remember has changed everything. Written before DH, so spoiler free and AU by default.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Miss Me? by Xment2bursX reviews
An extended scene from the new Harry Potter book. Don’t read unless you’ve finished the book or at least past page 468. Light slash. DeanSeamus. Drabbletypething.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Yearbook signing by alli-sun reviews
/AU/ Ron Weasley, recently finishing his junior year in high school, finds a mysterious signature in his yearbook and the revealing of two secrets. His Wicca religion, and his sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Harry and Ron Drabbles Two by earth-dragon-1 reviews
A series of HarryRon drabbles inspired by various prompt words. Continued from HarryRon Drabbles One. Updated often. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
The First by mrsfigg22 reviews
A series of RonDraco drabbles that are all different lengths. Horribly simple and fluffy. Rating will probably go up in later chapters. It's their firsts touch, kiss, date etc.. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Ron W.
Harry Potter And The Cliches Of Doom by Tabesco Lamnia Lammina Lamna reviews
WARNING: Contents of this story may be harmful for those suffering low blood pressure, cardic difficulties, pregnancy, sympathy for authors of MarySues and or nut allergies. Contains slash, OCs, OOCness, sexual references and spontaneous dancing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,248 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
When the Clock defies the Time by Boom-Rhapsody reviews
TRHP. IT was just a Prank, to get rid of potter. But they didn't get rid of him. Turn him into a baby? Hah, they did much more than that. they sent him back, back to their lord before their lord knew what the hell to do with him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,845 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Transdimensional Pub Quiz by Igorina reviews
It's the ultimate showdown between good and evil is about to take place at the most unlikely of venues. Unashamed crackfic crossover featuring cameos by characters from Discworld, Lord of the Rings and Weiss Kreuz.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Electric Shock by RisingStar reviews
Dean Thomas was straight. Straight as a flagpole, straight as the horizon over the ocean, straight as uncooked spaghetti. SFDT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Enemy of My Enemy by S. Meech reviews
Unable to cope with the guilt of being involved in Dumbledore's death, Draco nearly starves himself to death. During his recuperation, he finds himself learning more about his archrival.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Ounce of Prevention by earth-dragon-1 reviews
After their fight in Fourth year, Ron turns to his own methods for dealing with loneliness and depression. MAJOR WARNINGS FOR DEPICTIONS OF SELF HARM, altho there is hope and light at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Four funerals and a Wedding by Lady Perl of MoonLight Sea reviews
This is Angst, Tragedy. Gaara has been Fifth Kazekage for a while now and wants an heir as fast he can and he has his eye on someone. Will Naruto find love. Read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007
Maiden Of Light, Angel Of Darkness by Kaoma reviews
[AU] Two girls: one has the power to give life, the other has the power to take it away. Stuck between worlds and found by two young princes, the world is changed as they, and their gifts, are freed. Love is born, but Death untimately prevails. AxS, TxH.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Tohru H., Akito S.
Check and Mate by earth-dragon-1 reviews
Ron just wants to protect his loved ones, even if he has to fight Harry to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Blood Stained Cherry Blossom by Squibby's Baby Natsuki reviews
Naruto's dead and Sakura wishes she could have told him her feelings. She has turned bitter and now hates everyone, including Sasuke. Sasuke feels guilty and he wants to be there for her, but will his love be returned. NxSxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genesis by cupid-painted-blind reviews
The last eight days of Regulus Black's life. Dark, psychological, only vaguely religious. Extensive wordplay. One shot. [Somewhere in the back of his mind, he whispers that his brother would be proud of him.] Hourglass Nominee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Just for Now by alli-sun reviews
This is just a story about Ron and Draco in a relationship and what everyone else thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,804 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Carelessness by Elia Black-cat reviews
VDfic. Damon and Stephan, after they are told to look after each other.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Not Seamus' Fault by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Betrayal by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Remix of Lucilla Darkate's How and Why, written for coffeejunkii's HD Remix of 2006.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hate by alli-sun reviews
Ron and Draco had a hate so strong, it could not be knocked down by anything. Sex, war, wives, whatever they faced, the hate stayed strong and did not burn down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Bitter Bargain by The Treacle Tart reviews
Ron Weasley has to make a deal with the devil to save his friend’s life. Ron, Snape, Ron andHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
A Picture Worth A Thousand Words by Nikikeya reviews
Challenge Fic: After getting a picture of the schools two biggest rivals snogging Colin plots to blackmail one Harry Potter into liking him... SLASH DMHP FWHPGW RWHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Colin C., Harry P.
Butterfly by earth-dragon-1 reviews
Like the Monarch, Harry and Ron have perfect symmetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Three: Cherry Stems by slash mania reviews
Sirius is curious about the myth of cherry stems and tries it on a certian werewolf on Valentine's. SBRL Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
shades by deews reviews
Cedric thinks that Harry has the greenest eyes he's ever seen. Onesided HC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Patience by earth-dragon-1 reviews
“Harry,” Ron looked at him seriously, “When was the last time you really took the time or patience to fully enjoy something? Really?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry and Ron Drabbles by earth-dragon-1 reviews
A series of HarryRon drabbles inspired by various prompt words. This set of drabbles is no longer updated. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Weasley Tradition by azamystic reviews
Ron gets a special present for his seventeenth bithday. Draco's life has taken a turn for the worst. Slave fic. Slash RWHP RWDM. Yep. It's an AU folks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,551 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Ron W., Draco M.
Hiccups by Amanita Jackson reviews
Harry wants to go out on a surveillance mission. Problem is, he's been zapped with a Hiccup Hex. Hermione and Ron [mostly Hermione] attempt to cure him. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Don't Speak by mintaminta reviews
Harry's finally lost it and managed to bring his school nemesis down with him. But when Harry & Draco are forced to embark on their altered lives together they both reveal the dark sides in them that have rarely been brought to light. Slash, STRONG M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,896 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pieces Of You by miarae reviews
When Ron and Draco are chained together, unexpected feelings surface. Draco always gets what he wants. Does he this time?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,763 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
Hermione Granger and the Invaders of Doom by Amanita Jackson reviews
Hermione is startled to find things in the castle. They snog Slytherins in corridors and, more alarmingly, claim to be her! Dumbledore, ever insane, is of little help. It's up to Hermione to save the castle from these creepy creatures. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
I Tauwght I Taw A Putty Tat by angeltread reviews
Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon reviews
Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,791 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Sam Vimes - Complete
Bound by Elia Black-cat reviews
A short poem on the Sohma situation. Less than a Drabble. Oh well.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
behind eyes of ice by Elia Black-cat reviews
Satoshi has some questions, but does he want to know the answers? Poem.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Satoshi H., Krad - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Contrast by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
HarryDraco Slash. Oneshot. With the war at their heels and both fighting on opposite sides, Draco can't help but point out that they're a contrast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On Origins of Mistletoe by Amanita Jackson reviews
The day Draco starts up rumors that Harry and Ron are dating is also the day that the three boys are partnered up in Herbology to hang enchanted mistletoe. See Ron face elbowing from Hermione, boykissing, and vouyeristic SemiAncient Runes students! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
Potters and Redheads by deews reviews
She was the most annoying girl he’d run across. She was also the girl he’d be forced into marrying some day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Charity by LadyDiablo reviews
Ron and Hermione entered Harry to the Kissingbooth in a Fundraiser at Hogwarts. There is only one problem: he does not know how to kiss. Who will teach him? Slash HarryRon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,875 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
To get Neville laid by rareslasher reviews
Viktor Krum and Neville Longbottom were very different... yet they shagged. A mindless story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Viktor K., Neville L. - Complete
It's a Dog Eat Dog World by fAtAlflAme reviews
Sirius and Remus have a very in depth conversation where some severely awkward things are revealed. Written for the Other Fandoms Contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nothing in Common by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
As far as everyone can see, Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood have absolutely nothing in common. But that's not exactly true, as Percy can attest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
giving in by Elia Black-cat reviews
Angua always had her inner wolf under her control. Now her control is slipping, and Carrot is nowhere to be seen...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Wakey, Wakey by Amanita Jackson reviews
The BoyWhoLived has got to do what the BoyWhoLived has got to do...including get up at 3 am to fight evil. He needs Ron to help out, but Ron is a dangerous person to wake up. Harry braves it anyway, and doesn't find what he expects...[slash][DracoRon]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Surveys by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
In the end, Dean gained his first friend at Hogwarts not through his sparkling wit or chaming personality, but because of a survey. DeanSeamus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Perfect Photo Moment by DorkPangs reviews
Colin Creevey has an ulterior motive for following around Harry. What could it possibly be? Takes place in the Sixth Book HBP, in the beginning of the school year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Colin C., Cho C. - Complete
New Beginnings and Old Tree Houses by The Treacle Tart reviews
Three small children are the only survivors of a horrible attack on a school. Ron Weasely decides that someone needs to look after them. He also decides that that someone needs the sort of help that only Remus Lupin can provide. Ron & Remus Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Ron W., Remus L. - Complete
Bet'cha I Can! by xdragonslayerx reviews
Silly RonDraco kiss
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry's Pet by earth-dragon-1 reviews
Ron’s as cuddly as a little ol’ kitten. Really. Written for a friend who wanted the prompt words: Lion! Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hairclip by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's having a little trouble with his fringe...preslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Stupid Person by quixotic-hope reviews
Having lost his value as a spy for the light, Severus must now take a deaging potion and befriend the dratted BoyWhoLived. But what happens when he starts falling in love? HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Be my companion? by Suika Severin reviews
darksarcasms translation of my german story. Draco is rescued and hides from his father in Harry Potters home. As cat. No hbp, AU. the english of the translator is much better than mine smile
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Komuniti Yunaiteddo by Soul Writer Of Dark Truth reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, 17, attends T.C. Willams High School, and being a Senior isn't all that easy. Especially when you're Asian, but soon, a transfer student named Uchiha Sasuke leaves Naruto befuddled and happy, because he's no longer alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
No one mourns the wicked by Fortyfive stars reviews
Ron and Draco. Unrequited love. A kiss. 100word Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The YSA returns by FannyT reviews
With Inuyasha and Kagome off in Europe chasing Naraku, the rest of the Youkai Secret Agency is stuck at home with their own troubles headed their way. But they're lean, mean and keen, and will surely get the bad guys in the end.. right?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,385 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Real Pictures by raindrops on roses7 reviews
Harry and Ron's pictures tell stories of their own. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Resurrection: Still Not in Denial by mamalazzer reviews
When the one’s we care for die, there is nothing we can do but try and get over it – but a trivial thing like death won’t stop Draco Malfoy getting back what belongs to him. The second book in the Denial Series. NEW CHAPTER UPLOADED FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,768 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
What is the Meaning of, by Hiki-chan reviews
[DMHP]Potter! I do believe I’m not hearing right. Are you trying to tell me, that you, Harry Potter, hero of the wizarding world and all that trash, does not know the meaning of the word ‘SHAG’[Featuring: Innocent Harry, bewildered Draco. Light & funny]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Millenium by Elia Black-cat reviews
Nightworld fic. The millenium has arrived. Oneshot fic.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
A New Law by Luisa Weasley20 reviews
The marriage law has passed, and Hermione finds herself with a slight problem. Luckily, one of the Weasley boys is there to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,500 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
Speak to me by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
Complete! Harry Potter had defeated Voldemort. But his victory had major consequences. One being the fact that Harry has totally shut himself away from any contact with anyone. No one can help. No one, that is, except a certain Slytherin enemy. Slash HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,723 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Malfoy Sized Case of Denial by Igorina reviews
Ronald Weasley’s fast running out of excuses for his repeated ‘lapses in judgement’ when it comes to his former enemy. Unashamed crackfic featuring Ron x Draco and mentions of Harry x Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
I Sing a Song of the Sorting Hat by Amanita Jackson reviews
Oh, dear. It was inevitable. I had to try it for meself...the Sorting Hat's Song. Yes, another one. Enjoy. Reviews equal happiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Alliances by Azure K Mello reviews
Draco loses his memory and everyone wants Harry to fix him. slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,533 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Ron Did by Flaminia Grisandole reviews
Harry can't understand why Ron isn't receiving the credit he deserves. Warning: SlashHarryRon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,637 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Unravel by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Hermione and Draco were desperate. Harry and Blaise were oblivious. Ron and Pansy were confused. HarryDraco HermioneBlaise HermioneDraco oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
MOO 25: Poor Peter Pettigrew by Amanita Jackson reviews
Month O' Oneshots 25! The slightly angsty story of poor Pete. Not really heavy on the angst no whining. James is with Lily but seeing Peter on the side. Better than the summary. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Peter P., James P. - Complete
MOO 23: Wings of All Kinds by Amanita Jackson reviews
Month O' Oneshots 23! Seamus likes Ron. Seamus does NOT like Hermione. Ron doesn't either. Too bad for Seamus, cos Hermione got Ron to date her. Slash! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Seamus F., Ron W. - Complete
I Think Harry's Trying to Tell Us Something by Betania reviews
Harry’s been nodding off, distracted lately. Why can’t he seem to concentrate, even on Quidditch talk at the breakfast table?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The story of sexiii by rareslasher reviews
WARNING: random, fluffy and disturbing... oh yeah slash as well! An odd pairing too: Cause I cool like dat. DMGL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Draco M., Gilderoy L. - Complete
MOO 15: Before the Ball by Amanita Jackson reviews
Month O' Oneshots 15! Halfway done, and randomness ensues the day before some Ball. Squids, randomness, cinnamon buns. Plenty of snogging Drarry Dron and BlaiseRon. [Raise...?] Under Drarry cos it'll get more hits. ] Humor. Fluff. Insanity. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The One Left Behind by FannyT reviews
When Leon left to look for Count D he left behind humanity and the world as he had known it, but also people who loved him. And although Chris was too young to understand what had happened to his brother, as he grows older he begins to think back, and gue
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Tainted Perfection by Schermionie reviews
Juxtaposition. Two extremes together. Fred and George struggle to define their feelings for one another. SLASH, TWINCEST, etc. Don't like, don't read. Twoshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - [George W., Fred W.] - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happily Ever After by bananacosmicgirl reviews
When Percy was little, his mother read the fairy tale of Snow White to him. Then his parents adopted a child that looked just like the fairy tale princess and Percy fell in love immediately. Slash. HarryPercy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,264 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Percy W., Harry P. - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Quidditch Practice by hecatemus reviews
One morning in the middle of March, Harry went to the Quidditch pitch to practice... ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aurora Borealis by Sazmuffin reviews
RonDraco oneshot. In the Yukon. Male on male slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry is by alli-sun reviews
This is a story written by my little sister. Hope you like it. Takes place in the fourth book movie where McGonagall says “Potter is a boy, not a piece of meat!” Very random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Big Bear by alli-sun reviews
Harry finds a green and silver note in Ron's trunk, and hysteria follows, all because of Harry's stuffed animal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 4,663 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rabbits and Eggs by Naadi reviews
HxD An Easter story: a very short look into the future of the Checkmate universe. Set five years after the ending of the Checkmate epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bastard by alli-sun reviews
Hermione witnesses a verbal bout between Slytherin's Dragon and Gryffindor's Favorite Redhead, and finds it terribly amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
In a Meadow by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
In a Meadow, confessions are made and two boys enjoy the comfort they can bring each other. Can they forget that one night, or will it be forever impressed in their minds? HPDM Slash, One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Could You Handle That? by Emerin reviews
Draco's bored.And sweaty. And BORED.TT What better way to pass a hot summer's day than to antagonize Potty? xSLASH DracoHarry x
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 6,618 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chivalry is Dead by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETED! Confessions! Harry has a fetish for romance novels, people often tell him he’s a sap. But fantasy is better than reality right? Maybe Draco Malfoy can change that thought. [DMHP,BZSF,RWHr]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,569 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Maaka na Tsuki by krovvy reviews
Harry’s gay and Hermione hates him for it. Even with an understanding Ron, Harry becomes depressed. To ease the pain, he writes poetry and song lyrics. Draco finds them and harasses Harry into a band. DracoxHarry ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Be A Woman by Batsutousai reviews
DISCONT! Harry's known his whole life that he is different from his male cousin, but his relatives, who take care of him, did everything to hide it. When given a chance to live as he wishes, what will Harry do? AU, GENDER BENDER, TRANSSEXUALISM, FEMSLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,971 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 11/15/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Draco M.] Hermione G. - Complete
The Harrying of Harry Potter by Moonylovesme reviews
The building of frustration and release thereof. [HD] slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smile by BML Hillen-Keene reviews
Part of The Other Way universe. A one shot to tide all you RonDraco shippers over, and too apologise for taking so long to update stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Want To Tell You With A Smile by Hino Akai reviews
Draco has secrets. Ron has secrets too. What will Draco do when he discovers one of Ron's? DracoRon Rated for alternate lifestyles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
Harry Potter Drabbles by Celandine Brandybuck reviews
This collection of drabbles [100 word snippets] is quite varied in subject and rating, from G up to R. It includes gen, het, and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4726 - Favs: 6,794 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Courting by frk-werewolf reviews
An interesting summer awaits Ron. Draco Malfoy is forced to stay on the Weasley property, while Charlie comes home for vacation. It's difficult enough having Draco around, but to have his older brother attempting to set him up with Draco is even worse. [w
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,704 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Days in a Life by frk-werewolf reviews
In which days go by, and Dean begins to realize a few things. [warning: slash, SeamusDean] for livejournal's slashfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Hopelessness by Elia Black-cat reviews
A songfic comemmorating the sadder moments in the stories. My first fanfic!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Snooping and Secrets by Graciously Grieving reviews
Sequel to Haunting Dreams. Draco and Ron try and keep their relationship under wraps, but can't seem to. Who will be the first to find out? And what will they do? Ruin the relationship? What will their families do if they find out? [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,851 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
A Night To Remember by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Harry is devious, Ron has a very shocking night, and Draco enjoys himself immensely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5674 - Favs: 5,657 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Twelve Step Program by Zombie Spuds reviews
In this program you will learn: how to be a better boyfriend, defeat evil warlords, attract tramps, and hook up your best friends. Good luck!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Oscillate Wildly by V.G. Marks reviews
After a particularly gruelling Occlumency lesson, Harry finds himself living partway between two lives. One is his life at Hogwarts. In the other, he's been in a mental institution for the better part of six years. HP&DM Slash, Partially AU [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,734 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Masks by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPDM - A rather bizarre, in my opinion, solution to the issue of Voldemort. Includes sticky sap, horribly improbable situations, and identity hopping.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,712 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Greatest Weakness by tiggerjojo reviews
FINISHED! HD Slash Harry makes a little bet with Draco, a bet that requires the two of them to become lovers, but what happenes when it becomes more than a bet?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,852 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 10/26/2003
Chasing the Dragon by Barbarella reviews
Humor fic set in seventh year. Lots of teasing, foul language, naps and general insanity. HD slash and for the sake of the story, we'll pretend book six never happened. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,117 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Distractions by Emerin reviews
Throw in together dungeons, tapestries and a bunny fearing Malfoy and you got yourself the makings of a grade A juicy piece of Gryffindor gossip!xSLASH HarryRon x
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Other Way by BML Hillen-Keene reviews
A lot of things have changed after the defeat of the Dark Lord. Ron's about to find out how much. some slash, abuse, but not what you think. completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,041 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Sin by Emerin reviews
His fingertips burned where they touched patches of forbidden flesh...It felt so good...It felt so wrong...xSLASH HarryDraco x
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,468 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Three Seconds by SnapesFavorite reviews
Snape and Harry bet on whether or not Harry will survive the final battle against Voldemort. In case he wins, Harry wants 3 seconds of Snape’s time to do whatever he pleases with them. It's a deal. HPSS1Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hero's Welcome by opalish reviews
HBP spoilers, HarryGinny, and RonHermione. Harry's return home after Voldemort's defeat doesn't go quite as expected. Warning: bad jokes and pointlessness ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Destruction Of The Pumpkin Patch by Queen Of The Cold reviews
Harry is finding hogwarts very different this year, Ron is a hillbilly, Hermione is a drug dealer and the new headmaster always wears a balaclava. Strange things are going on in the common room as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Harry P.
Always by Captain Oz reviews
“Marrying her today would be a lie. A lie about her, a lie about you and a lie about us.” SBRL, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Moment in Time by The Shadow Bandit reviews
COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,596 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,833 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fluffy's Diary by FannyT reviews
The title pretty much says it all... The tale of Sesshoumaru's life from his own point of view. Disclaimer: I don't own Sesshoumaru, in case you didn't know.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003
Paint the Town by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
z"You look like someone transfigured you into piano wire and went twang," said Ginny. "You need to unwind." Then things got weird. Post Hogwarts, femslash, slash, het, threesomes, light bondage, and alcohol. Sequel to 'Restoration.' Not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2005 - [Hermione G., Ginny W.] - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the WhollyBlond Ponce by FannyT reviews
Ginny is surrounded by in her opinion morons, pillocks and generally nutty people. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, Draco Malfoy keeps asking her out: again… and again… and again… What do you know I still don’t own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Ginny W. - Complete
Must Be Tuesday by Edrox reviews
Harry is missing, Hermione is worried, Draco is being insufferable and Ron’s got a theory… it’s just another day at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Of Sisters, Suckers, and the Shrieking Shack by krissybl reviews
RonDraco slash fic written for the RonDraco lj community. Ron's POV. Little sisters, sweets, and blondes should be outlawed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
Romantic Harry by Blood of the Wolf reviews
Everyone loves Harry Potter. However he has eyes only for one guy....... Himself!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Little Pink Pills by MushroomAnn reviews
Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The YSA by FannyT reviews
When Inuyasha was handed the responsibility of the latest case of the Youkai Secret Agency he had no idea where it would lead him. And if he thought the case was interesting, it was nothing compared to his new colleague.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,066 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
The Plan by frk-werewolf reviews
Ron and Draco. Never meant to be, unless you're Harry Potter. warning: slash (RonDraco), language, and constant POV shifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
Christmas Crisis by Les Lapins Mauvais reviews
Slash! HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean. Minor Christmas crisis, much fluffy cuteness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love Like This by AJ Archer reviews
Ron wakes up from a dream and gets comfort from an unlikely source. WARNING: Slash, incest, twincest, fluff, slash, incest, and twincest. WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Ron W., George W.
Knowing You, Knowing Me by mamalazzer reviews
Draco knows a secret about Ron. Now if only Ron knew what it was...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Ron W., Draco M.
Addictive Strawberries by Ferret Boy reviews
Ron wonders how he ever wound up with Draco Malfoy as a bed partner and why he sticks around, as well. What he realizes is that it all has to do with strawberries. What an addiction! SLASH FICLET.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Ron W., Draco M.
Definition by pir8fancier reviews
Harry can't spell, Draco can't lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
What's going on? by FluffyBookwurm reviews
Ron watches Harry receive notes all day and react to them…. SLASH! HPDM, one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Long Denied by cousin D reviews
FINISHED Fruits Basket crossover Petshop of Horrors. No one knows why the Souma family is cursed...no one except Shigure. What will Shigure do with his knowledge and why hasn't he ever told anyone? Who is that beautiful man who is intent on taking Kyo awa
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 355,916 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 9/10/2003
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Flowers by LadyCulebra reviews
Draco has a plot against Harry Potter. A sinister plot. But will Harry end up being the true victim? Femmeslash. Female!HarryPansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P.
Adjusting to Life as a Part Veela Man Magnet by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Draco Malfoy's discovered his Veela roots and has to deal with it. Humor and romance with Ron Weasley ensues. Harry and Hermione observe and participate in the mayhem. Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,958 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
He is NOT my boyfriend! by Lunadeath reviews
H/D slash. The sly Malfoy gets out of trouble by telling those he sees that he and Harry are a couple. Of course, it's not true. Or is it? and how will Harry's friends get along with him? *rating's up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,300 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everything Changes by Page of Cups reviews
Once best friends, now mortal enemies. The story of two people finding their way back. DMRW slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,805 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
PS I love you by i like cheese reviews
Ron can't decide what to write to Draco, but Draco beats him to it. RD slash [Read and review! please?]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
Frostbite by Page of Cups reviews
Ron’s on fire. Draco’s frozen. Actions to counterbalance must be taken. A holiday season piece. Probably fluffy. DMRW. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Draco's Draught by ElfFlame reviews
Draco is drenched by an unfinished potion. What will happen? Slash HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,662 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected by Guanin reviews
Draco never expected retaliation from Ron and Ron never expected Draco's reaction to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Prefects' Bathroom by Lizard2 reviews
*Ron/Draco* What do you get when you have two unsuspecting Prefects from different Houses ending up in a jacuzzi with scented bubblebath? Slash, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Kisses by Jadeite no Miko reviews
Kisses in Azkaban (slash, complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Attractive Nuisance by RavynFayre reviews
Warning: fluffy Ron/Draco slash. Ron surprises himself by wanting more than seemingly random meetings with an old schoolmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Harry Potter: Slash Writer by Kiara7 reviews
A Harry/Draco, implied (kind of) Draco/Ron masterpiece. Wherein Harry writes slash and is annoyed by the NC-17 ban. Rated for Harry's sick, perverted mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Draco M.
Not Exploding Snap by I HEART JATAE reviews
Ron explains to Harry why Fred wasn't suprised to find them in bed together. Slash, hints at twincest. Rated for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Ron W., Harry P.
I'm not in Denial by mamalazzer reviews
Ron/Draco - After escaping to Hogwarts from Malfoy Manor, Draco Malfoy not only encounters threats of expulsion and disembowelment, but a threat on his masculinity, too. Stupid Gorgeous Weasel! First book in the Denial Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,909 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/9/2003 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Ran Like Ink by I HEART JATAE reviews
Sillyness and mushy stuff, power and defeat, green birds and blue dragons-- and above all else, a very DRUNK Malfoy! HP/DM Read and review, pretty please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fall by i like cheese reviews
R/D slash. No plot. Wintery kisses. Malfoy's worried about his hair and Ron about his leg. Craptastic, please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Ron's Worst Nightmare by Villain reviews
Draco is trapped with the Weasly's while in hiding from his father. There he learns to pull his weight, and finds out what it is to love and be loved. Ron/Draco mainly, but who knows. I'm full of surprises. **SLASH** ~*COMPLETE!*~ ^o^
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,711 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Heresy by Dala1 reviews
Draco Malfoy, heretic. (slash, R/D, companion to "Gluttony")
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Gluttony by Dala1 reviews
Ron Weasley, glutton of the senses. (R/D, short)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/30/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Of Wizards and Dirty Magazines by Random Dent reviews
Harry is trying to put his Christmas to a productive use when he is rudely disturbed. (Harry/Ron slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Boy Who Stalked by Random Dent reviews
Draco really wants this story to be slash. Harry just wants to get back to being The Boy Who Could Actually Use The Shower Without Being Watched.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
How to Find a Mate in Thirty Days by Redd Phoenix reviews
**Complete** Remus gets some bad news, and the Marauder's take matters into their own hands. [eventual Remus Lupin/Sirius Black]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/7/2002 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Apple Blossoms by Zyre reviews
Draco and Ron cross the line between hatred and love beneath the apple trees. Warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Oh, Just This Once by Telanu reviews
Prequel to "Your Horoscope For Today." How that unlikely union came about. WARNING: Snape/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cruel and Beautiful by Dala1 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy connect in ways they've never foreseen (warning: slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Watcher by Eggbert reviews
Ron and Harry celebrate a Gryffindor victory unaware that there's someone lurking in the shadows. *Warning. Slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2001
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/3/2001
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Mind: The Gap reviews
Aboard Hogwarts Express, life can be very interesting: especially with ghosts, mind altering plants, quacking sweets, secret missions, twinkling blue eyes behind half moon glasses and a whole assortment of strange goings on. Chapter 8 is up and betaed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006
Anti Gravity Cliff Drabbling reviews
A series of Harry Potter drabbles that end before the end, although now they've ended: I have completed them! Finally. Warning, random, some may contain itsy bitsy bits of slashness and het. Cool, it's exactly 5000 words. That was sooo not on purpose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Gates of the Promised Land reviews
Harry Potter fights the last battle, but who must be sacrificed for the greater good? A songxintegrated storyline fic. Rated for violence and character death, sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Refractions of Ron reviews
I know the title is crap but read it anyway. Oneshot about Ron, he has one colourful personality! R&R and I'll give you stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Morph reviews
Harry Potter is Bubblegum boy. Turned pink and gooey due to Trelawny's uncreative attitude towards homework, what will TheBoyWhoLived do in this sticky situation? Yes, I know it's random crap. There MAY be more after ch 3 later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006
Fakes Baskette reviews
A songxpoetry fic about Fruits Basket fanfiction. Basically it is there to resolve any ideas that Mary sue style OCs, other Zodiac, lost family members, American penpals etc. are acceptable. All done to a catchy tune. REVIEW.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Kyo's Bane reviews
Shigure has given Kyo a Rubix cube. Solving one is never easy, but Kyo is determined to try, by ANY means possible. Challenge fic from N. James the Diehard Dishrag and Elia Blackcat. [It's not really 'horror' genre folks, I was kidding]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
HP and the Many Sues reviews
PoetryxSong fic about the horrors of Mary Sue takeover a la Harry Potter. How many ARE there! R&R people!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Dear Ron reviews
Oneshot. A series of letters from dearest mummy to Ronron. My first fic, by the way [I have now written others though]. Please, look into your hearts and review. I love you all. [Sorry, I may have come on a bit strong there. Ignore me.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Molly W., Ron W. - Complete
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