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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Mega Man.

Oh! so this is how you do profiles. hmmm.


5/17/09:TO ANY DUMB SLUTS READING MY FICS: NOTE THE FUCKING TIME. Yeah, so in some of my earlier fics, I used the, AT THE TIME, common name for Minato. This being Kazama Arashi. Or whatever. You know why? BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW HIS FUCKING NAME YOU STUPID FUCKS. Sorry if I've been a fan longer than you and I was around when that was still a mystery. But I'm not gonna change the set up of MY story because Kishimoto didn't give the Fourth a name until a few years after he introduced the character. So before you fly off, and call me fucking lazy. I suggest you READ and keep your head out of your ass. Seriously, like, is it so hard to be curtious? Think before you open your stupid mouth. Okay, now that that awkward "homeless person stabbing a stranger" moment is over, we can get on with the stories.

2/07/09: SORT OF IMPORTANT: Okay, so, like, I’ve not updated any of my stories in forever…derp. So, that’s sort of gay of me. I know it is. But I can’t work up the will to write for those stories. Which is why it is my sorrow to announce that all my stories aside from Mirror Image will be on hiatus. Until I get my juu-juu back, at least. Until then I’ll be working on this story solely. It’s been under my hat for awhile now and I think its time to let this rabbit out. I think that it will help me get my groove back.

7/3/08: Dude...Seriously? Dammit. I've gotten lazy...shit. I know, i know. I'm an asshole. I just...I dunno...lost my zing and my influence. I don't really know how to put it, I just...can't bring myself to write. I WANT to, wicked bad. I just...can't. I really lost my muse and I need to find it again. I'm sorry, though. I really am. I'm gonna work on it though...I mean, I've got time now. I bet if I head a laptop I'd be more proactive about this seeing as I'd be able to write, whenever. Another part is, even though the fans support me, and that means a lot, it really does, but I don't have any support from my real friends and family because I know that they'd just think this was stupid as hell, and I'd never hear the end of it. But, that's no reason to quit! So Imma get my shit in gear! I promise, I'll be back.

3/23/07: It has come to my attention that my gender may be a little ambiguous. I am a man. ALL MAN. Possibly manlier than Chuck Norris. In fact, it has come to my attention that said Norris has a man-crush on me. Don't tell him I said that. Please.

Well, I like Naruto fanfics a lot for some reason and I finally had an idea good enough (for me anyway) (as well as getting the balls to post my work) to write.

I like video games and sugar so I get crazy Ideas that apparently make good stories.

I also like perverted jokes and swearing...a lot.

I'd also like to say I'm a fan of porn. My friends tell me I have a "Problem", pfft. What do they know. Maybe I'll go watch some porn.

I'm just gonna say, if you're here give my stories(plural, awesome) a try. If you don't like them(more plural, sweet), whatever, fuck you, I can live my life the way I want.(-Monty Python and the meaning of life.)

I hate yaoi. It pisses me off. I'm reading a good story then WHAM, BAM, BUTTFUCKERY, fucking gay Naruto. What the fuck is up with that!? At the VERY LEAST put a warning. A vibrant and easily noticable warning.


Hawk Eyes: My first story and possibly the crowning achievment of my short and awesome life. I don't really know what to say other than...chapter seven isn't gonna be out for awhile...sorry. I hope you enjoy my other stories though.

Okay I changed my story From Eagle eyes to Hawk Eyes on the premis that Takagan(Hawk eyes) sounds waaaay cooler than Washigan(Eagle eyes).

Motherfing Invitation: a challenge from Delta16669...I think. Anyway, I like rare pairings and Naruto Hana is one of 'em. I hope this turns out okay for you Naru/Hana fans. Also, it's silly and not actiony, more like one of those Day in the life fics. Because I like those a lot, they're just plain fun.

Blood Harvest: I have high hopes for this. Not a Dark Naruto fic, although I will slait my own bloodlust with this story...which is alramingly high. (I think I might kill people in my sleep(not really so don't freak)) MASSIVE cross over action going on here. There will be interaction with characters from any anime, video game or (american) cartoon I want. Also, harem: Anko, Temari, Tenten and then one or two more girls THAT ARE NOT, REPEAT: ARE NOT from Naruto. I sware to Odin, If i get one more "I vote Isirabi, hee hee, kthnxbi" I'm gonna curb stomp you and make your parents lick up the mess before if kill them too; Isirabi will get her time to shine eventually, trust me. So suggestions for the first and/or possibly second girl would be nice. requirements: Not from Naruto. that's it. Also, if you suggest two girls, they don't have to be from the same anime or game. Oh yeah, they should be from an anime or game cause an american character would clash really hard I'm only a level 2 writer, I can't handle it. I don't even have The Scribe's Quill Of Ultimate Awkward Situations yet for crying out loud.

wow that was long...sorry.


As an after thought: updates for this story will take longer because I'll have to do research on the girls as well as the different animes and games he'll be going to...that will take awhile. And yes, I did mean research as in Jiraiya's idea of research and REAL research.

New Fic: It doesn't have a title yet but I thought of the plot after someone asked for a Tayuya/Kin/Naru pairing in Blood Harvest. Sorry someone, as I'm writing this I didn't want to go find your review to find your name. I didn't want to add anymore Naruto girls to the Blood Harvest line up and thought that this would make a good story. A series of events cause Kin and Tayuya to live but it also leads to Naruto's capture at the hands of Orochimaru. He is held for seven years before a rescue attempt is made, but Orochimaru is too strong for the leaf. But what's this? A rebellion in the Sound!? Who's behind the wheel and how did they get so strong? When I write this you'll find out. I will only begin this after Motherfing Invitation is done. Three simultanious stories is my max right now. Please, tell me what you think in a PM... or you could weasle it into a review. You bastard.

Naruto and Sasuke(tenative title): This idea came to me when I was half asleep so everything I thought and said was hilarious. The girls talk about Naruto and Sasuke's friendship. Apparently they have started doing challenges in a fashion similar to Kakashi and Gai. Only worse. THIS IS NOT YAOI. GOD NO. GOOD LORD NO. This is merely a silly fic were silly things will happen. It is meant to make my readers laugh. No pairings. Maybe a one-shot.

Oh and if anyone else needs a translation site here is a good one. http:///onldict/jap.html, this one is also very good http:///f_nih.htm.

Just to let you know, ask me anything in a review or PM. I will answer EVERY review. Even if it is just a one word one like "cool" or "interesting". Just letting me know you enjoy my story really fuels me to write. Hell, even if no one ever reviewed I'd write. I think the only time I'd stop is when people started telling me my story was completelly uninteresting or just plain terrible, I'd need a reason of course.

That reminds me. If you have the audacity to ask for reviews the least you could do is reckognise us for writing them. Even if they are only a word or two long, respond. It's just common curtesy. What, you think just because you write a story that a lot of people like you think that you don't have to acknowledge those fans? Asshole. Seriously, I've written well over 700 reviews and probably gotten about 50 review replies.

Hmm, some mother fucker decided to change my pen name. Very cute asshole. Try it again, I dare you. You fuckin queer.

Johnmasta and The Rogue Stallion both very cool dudes. Check out their stories sometime.

P.S. If anything is misspelled in my profile I appologise. There's no spellcheck and I don't care enough to check.

P.P.S. If you think something I say is funny and want to put it in a story or profile...or just tell your friends...just give me credit and let me know that you are doing it. I'd like to go to your profile/story/school to see/hear what you thought was funny. If you don't want me to hunt you down you could just send me a video...if you are a girl do it naked...please? If by now you haven't cought on that the whole, "I'll find you/ send me videos/ If you cross me I'll kill you" thing is a joke please go seek a counselor or something. Ecept for the last part about killing you...that's not a joke. Seriously. Watch it. (That was a joke) (don't sue me)

Everybody else has cool quotes...I want some too. But I don't want ones that everybody has!

Death need not be the end of hope! -Drakengaurd...weird, weird, WEIRD, game...slightly entertaining.

I couldn't help but overhear, mostly because I was thinking of killing you and taking your cloak.

Insted of helping an aged dwarf woman across the street you should be shooting her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny.-LFG

"Is there any chance that he was the one who killed your father and you were seeking justice so your beloved and missed parent could be at peace in the afterlife?"

"No but that does bring to mind the amusing tale of the time I killed my father."-LFG

"I am RICHARD chief warlock of the brothers of darkness, lord of the thirteen hells, master of bones, emporer of the black, lord of the undead, and mayor of a little village up the coast...very scenic during springtime, you should visit sometime."

"Your name is Richard?"

"You were supposed to pay more attention to everything after that part." -LFG

"It seems as though I've been turned into a pile of ash and require the services of a healer."

"Walk it off pussy."-LFG

"Listen, like I told your captain, that orphanage attacked me. It was self-defense!"-LFG

"We were told to kill you on sight."

"I was told where your mate and offspring reside."

"Welcome to Nestorep. Enjoy your stay."-LFG

"I'm more likely to revive your friend as a disfigured, rabid, souless, beast than anything else."

"My gut tells me that we should trust her with this task."

"I missed that last part. What did she say?"-LFG

I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest. -LFG

Remember the fellow who threw daggers at me? These are his teeth.-LFG

Bad news Cale. I'm afraid your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon -LFG

A mountain that eats people...I wamt one.-LFG

I wanted to lose some baby weight. Cause from the baby I ate.-LFG

"Would you help me xplain how much quicker and easier killing is?"

"I'm still trying to figure out what "conscience" means."-LFG

BEHOLD! For I have discovered the fork of truth! Who would dare oppose me now? Now that I am armed with my anger...and my fork. -LFG

"By the gods! They look like children!"

"I know. It's hard to kill just one."-LFG

I don't do well with authority. Is that going to be a problem?-LFG

"We are not the gods who get to decide who lives or dies."

"I disagree fully with your previous statement."-LFG


"We're not moving."

"Who's side you on?"


"Get ready to fire it up."

"My pleasure." (grunts)

"What's wrong?"

"There's no fwoosh."

"Our shamans may have something to do with that."

"Well can you ask them to stop so that I may lay waiste to your army?"-LFG

"I've never seen a warlock do that without the use of their magic!"

"I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate."-LFG

"RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" (Collapses)

"What's happening to you!? RICHARD!?"

"Curse...Shammies...Slightly uncomfortable..."-LFG


Worst. Portal. Ever.-LFG

Quotes from my friend Delta16669:

If I had no sense of humor then I would have commited suicide long ago - Mahatma

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with

If ignorance is bliss then you must be orgasmic

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

Do good S&M fans go to hell?

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day,
nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

There’s a reason why Claymores say ‘This side towards enemy’

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will
have the element of surprise

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a
discharge for loving one

If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid

Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a
question or two

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Jetflash

"I like to watch Hentai, because if I watch normal porn, then I feel sorry
not only for the woman, but the horse as well."-FlamingCheese

"Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry
proceeds to break it down, and Voldemort is unable to touch this."-FlamingCheese

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The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 837,382 - Reviews: 5310 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 4,349 - Updated: 7/28/2023 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 3,949 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Void by LD 1449 reviews
Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,143 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
An Unexpected Return by Big-Babidi reviews
AU Returning from his trip with Jiraiya, a sixteen year old Naruto keeps reuniting with the last girls he thought he'd ever see again. The first ever NarutoHarem featuring all the girls from the filler arcs!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Naruto U., Yakumo
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara: Maniac Girl of the Desert by Hentai Hater reviews
She finds Naruto and decides to keep him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 587 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 4,180 - Follows: 3,629 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto: Entwined Tails by MountainWind reviews
When they met in a dream both were fulfilled, but slowly he forgot. She has not, and she has come to his life for one purpose: to serve and love him. The only problem is a certain kunoichi or two may object. Warnings and pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,784 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Naruto?: Jutsus and Magic 101 by panda-kun77 reviews
Ninjas have a tough job but what about teachers? 15 year old Naruto is tasked with an important mission that takes him to Mahora Academy where he'll work as a part-time tutor for one special class. Under Editing and revisioning!
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,549 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Naruto U.
Adventure of a Lifetime by sexybitchxoxoxo reviews
Brought to a new world and given a new start at life. Naruto dreams of having the greatest of adventure of all time as pirate sailing the Grand Line.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,098 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Robin
Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism by Silent Magi reviews
Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3933 - Favs: 7,136 - Follows: 6,362 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Noodles Must Be Laced by Rionarch reviews
It's the only way for Naruto and Karin to even begin to understand why they can be together. indefinite hiatus
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Resistance Training by SeaCatSD reviews
Naruto's been lacking in certain aspects of his education, but when push comes to shove Tsunade knows just the kunoichi to fill in the gaps. NaruxAnko Mature Content/Slight crack/Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Shinobi Sensei Naruto! by Chris101 reviews
Naruto undertakes the most unusal mission ever, Help the Mage in Training, Negi Springfeild. Summary sucks. Strong and Smart Naruto. Rated for Language, Violent Descriptions,Heavy Sensuality and General Perversness. Naruto x Negima X-over
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Vesvius' Junk Box by Vesvius reviews
Where I put everything I do that's abandoned, partially finished, or a challenge that I took. Have fun, you all. Formerly 50 prompts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,961 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U.
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 4,001 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
And So, I Wait by Gaming Ikari reviews
Tayuya survives her encounter with Shikamaru and Temari and discovers just what possessing a Will of Fire means. Rated for language... but you should know that. It's Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 4,008 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Overlord by Chibi-Reaper reviews
A little experiment... A Naruto, Disgaea crossover where Laharl claims Naruto as his successor. Check it out, leave a review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,445 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
No More Underwear by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Order Made: Naruto and Hanabi by sadistic lunatic reviews
If I told you that it won't make sense, will you believe me? A Naruto and Hanabi story filled for one's heart. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
Hooray for bad Intel by Hawk reviews
One of the worst things that can befall a ninja, is going on a mission based on faulty Intel. But for Naruto and his temporary team-mate, it might just turn out to be the best thing to ever happen to them! Completed! Rare pairing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 781 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 8,866 - Follows: 5,353 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Idiotic Reasons by G1Park reviews
People have idiotic reasons on how they started to like someone, but that doesn't mean that their feelings aren't honest and real.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,650 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Sickness by The Oni reviews
A chat with the Shinigami leads Naruto to some interesting information.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Panda and the Fox by NovaSky reviews
Tenten does not date younger boys! She just doesn’t, period. So why is she slowly falling for the blonde hair ninja with the orange jumpsuit? And why are they about to go on a mission that will change everything? TenNar
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Tenten, Naruto U.
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 4,594 - Follows: 3,966 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Leaves of Steel by Johnhamsta reviews
This time around, Naruto isn't a total idjit, and finds a different path in an odd stone, with a pale man responsible. Hinata is out for Tenten's life! Necromancy Abound! Story finished! NaruXTen, Naruto X Michael Moorcock's Elric Crossover...I guess...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,370 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
The Dangers of Being A Konoha Playboy by Legendary Legacy reviews
Naruto and Jiraiya return with someone unexpected. Suddenly, a mysterious potion, a secret bet, a jealous teammate and a new rival are making Naruto's life hell, or is it heaven? NarutoXHarem fic. *THIS STORY HAS OFFICIALLY FLATLINED*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,092 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Love Hina Style by Mz-Kitty-Kat reviews
What would happen if Naruto was put in charge of the Kunoichi Inn? Disaster that’s what! Tsunade needed someone to take over the Kunoichi dormitory since Shizune was needed in missions, at the hospital and looking after her needs. Can anyone say Chaos?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,453 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Kunoichi Returned by Revanant Dragoon reviews
The Final Battle. Sasuke summons the Edo Tensei. Naruto counters. Kyuubi, Murphy’s Law Incarnate, decides to intervene. “Hey, teme, your mom is HOT.” -NarutoMikoto- -Discontinued-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 484 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Drabbles For The Eighth Sin by serialhugger reviews
Requestfic. A series of three drabbles for The Eighth Sin. Drabble 1: NaruAnko, Drabble 2: NaruHanabi, Drabble 3: NaruTayuya. Rated for the first chapter, as the other two are K at the most.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Trouble With A Capital T by Gmusick reviews
Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Naruto U., Naruto U.
Music to Rouse the Savage Beast by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
Patient 00415C7 has had a rather hard life inside an inhumanly small room tucked away in the bowels of a hellish place. But! Thins are starting to look up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,405 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 7,689 - Follows: 3,243 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Gone by Twiggy-Kill-Me reviews
[Discontinued due to too many plot holes and grammar mistakes] Naruto x Sakura x Naruto x Hinata x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,144 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
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Mirror Image reviews
AU. The Sealing had some pretty unforeseen affects on Naruto. Now he has to learn how to cope with his new bloodline. Pairing undecided. M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U.
When Pigs Fly reviews
Tonton's not just an adorable piglet you know! She's a schemer! A Naruto/Shizune Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Card Shark reviews
Bad assery abounds in my newest fic. Naruto raised by the Hokage and Jiraiya. Basically he's super cool. From author of Blood Harvest and Hawk Eyes. Pretty much NarutoxAll girls. He's cool like that. Listen to the band Big Bad VooDoo Daddy while reading.:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 154 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Blood Harvest reviews
Oh boy! Another Naruto dies story! Don't worry he comes back. Powerful! Naruto who works for death directly. Rating for safety, and maybe something else. From the creator of Hawk Eyes. Lemons...many, many lemons. Voting for girls is closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Mega Man Xmas reviews
I silly little oneshot that I did because I thought Mega Man X getting drunk on christmas would be Hilarious. MarinoXCinnamon, yeah, thats right. I went there. Raiting for safety, I think.
Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
A Motherfing Invitation reviews
A challenge. More about the challenge inside. Naruto goes to Kiba's 18th Birthday party. What silly Shinnanigans are going to happen? And what's up with Kiba's fine sister, Hana? Lemons? Awwwwwwww, yeah. WARNING: FIRST LEMON...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! BEWARE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Hawk Eyes reviews
My First Fic. Naruto gets a special bloodline. NOT the Sharingan or Byakugen. I'm gonna try and make this awesome. Please R&R. flame if you want I'll just laugh. rating for safety. I'm starting to edit all chaps. Bloodline explained in chap2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
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