cheryl biteshide bio
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter. Hello. I'm Cheryl. I used to inhabit the somewhat perverse part of the Internet that attempted to pair Harry Potter with Lord Voldemort, albeit sometimes with a modicum of success. (I did also write a couple of other things, the outstanding one being The Quidditch Team, The Peeping Tom And The Cheerleading House-Elves, which I regard as a satisfactory comedic triumph.) Many of the stories have a mental illness theme. I then got bored and moved on to another fandom and then away from fanfiction altogether, so I doubt I will be writing any new stories here. I hope you enjoy the existing ones. |
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How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Voldie's Book Club reviews
Voldemort is imprisoned and tortured. Harry visits him and gets off with him. Torture, swearing, sexual references. HPGW, RWDM, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Gardener Repents reviews
Neither side won the war. A glum Voldie follows Harry and wishes that things could change. HPLV, pretentious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ghost In The Cell reviews
As punishment for his misdeeds, Voldemort is buried alive in a steel coffin a mile beneath the ocean. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Power Of Eleven Year Old Girls reviews
You should always watch out for eleven year old girls. We might grow up to become writers. Femslash: Ginny Weasley and Blaise Zabini's mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
Death In Love reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 314 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twisted reviews
Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Quidditch Team, the Peeping Tom and the reviews
Dumbledore decrees that the members of each of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams must share a bed in order to improve their teamwork. It works, in manner of speaking. Slash, femslash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Into Jerusalem reviews
Voldemort Transfigures Harry into a donkey. It’s a pity he didn’t take Ali Bashir a bit more seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Ouch reviews
Harry’s a self mutilator. He’s surprised to find that Seamus seems to be, too. Warnings: positive and humorous presentation of self mutilation. Doesn't make sense unless you've read books 5 and 6, and, I must admit, possibly not even then.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Seamus F. - Complete
The Man Of Mystery reviews
Professor McGonagall wants Harry to find the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Written for the Spam Sender challenge at Perposterice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
The Superii reviews
The final confrontation between the Trio and Voldemort. Harry’s late.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete