DarkLord935
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Joined 09-20-18, id: 11227670, Profile Updated: 01-08-21
Author has written 11 stories for Elder Scroll series, Pet Sematary, Call of Duty, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Aliens/Predator, Among Us, Resistance: Fall of Man, Captain America, SCP Foundation Mythos, and Alien: Isolation.

he/him, somewhere between chaotic neutral and neutral good

Sometimes I write for bigger fandoms. Sometimes I write for completely dead ones. I have several long WIPs that probably won't ever be posted because I can't stop writing oneshots. I think I have a genuine problem.

E rated stuff isn't allowed on here, so if I write any blatant smut it'll only be on AO3.

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Disclaimer 1: I obviously don't own anything except any OCs I may use, so don't sue me.

Disclaimer 2: The quality of my early fics aren't quite there yet, so if you came here from a recent fic and want to give my early stuff a shot, absolutely go ahead, just be aware that the writing is pretty rough.

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Not Late After All by Princess of Words reviews
In the week between Steve's plane going down and their date at the Stork Club, Peggy Carter is as lonely as she's ever been. She goes to the club that night to keep a tryst with a man she knows won't arrive. However, sometimes things don't play out the way we expect. Peggy's point of view between the crash and Steve's return.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3 - [Peggy C., Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
Beach Day by Kageyamallama reviews
It's a beach day, Skul-man and Val at the beach - what more do you want?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2020 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Crowley Has A Garden by WolfieOnFF reviews
Crowley has a garden. Another garden. A garden where the cast outs go... A little story written in a style vaguely reminiscent of children's picture books, with only an itsy-bitsy hint of blink-and-you'll-miss-it angst.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2019
Ink First, Think Second by Catsafari reviews
Frankly, Valkyrie thought, aged 16 and poised with a Sharpie before Skulduggery's face, it was a minor miracle she hadn't been tempted to do this before now. / SP ficlet in which Valkyrie gives in to the temptation to draw on Skulduggery's face and a surprising number of people are on board with it. Originally submitted to spfanclub's competition.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2019 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
I Love You by Kageyamallama reviews
The Accelerator scene, but sad.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2019 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Poor Strawberry Plant by animefan021513 reviews
After the Apocawasn't, Crowley gets a few more plants. One plant in particular finds out early on what he does to the plants who can't cut it. So...what exactly DOES happen to them?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Complete
My Godfather by AnabelleBlack20 reviews
Pettigrew was captured in 1991 and Sirius was declared innocent and demands the custody of his beloved godson. However, Sirius discovers certain unexpected secrets about Harry and decides to set things right. Warning: Abuse by the Dursleys. A Sirius and Harry, Father and Son fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 178,680 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 4/26/2019 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B.
This Is Our Swamp by PastaPapa reviews
Fiona shows the greatness of communism to Shrek and Donkey and they go on a mission to turn the whole world into a communist paradise
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Shrek, Princess Fiona, Donkey
Salvation by SkullszEyes
Fetch and Brent sneak into a theater to watch a movie, but Fetch is going through withdrawals. — Post-Canon, Canon divergence.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2018 - Delsin R., Fetch, Eugene S. - Complete
Mixed Emotions by Fornost reviews
"If there were any issues, the pod would show it to you. Mother would have told you. You didn't need me to check it, you know that." Walter looked down whilst I was saying this. "So again, why did you wake me?" "Sarah.. I-" His eyebrows furrowed together, as if he had to think really hard. "..got lonely." Walter/OC
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/11/2018 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Synthetic/Android, OC
Bishop, Aliens, beginning of the end by Cakeydaftone reviews
Could meeting Hicks and hearing about LV-426 change bishops future?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2018
Not Under My Heart, But in It by Queen Maria reviews
There's a lonely little girl begging in Whiterun beneath the Gildergreen.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lucia
Come And Have A Go (Ghanith Story) by GallagherGuyTeddy reviews
My take on a Ghanith story. AU where Ghastly and Tanith actually have the sexy times (I will not be writing the sex scene sorry to people who like that), takes place between Dark Days and Mortal Coil. I absolutely adore the Skulduggery Pleasant books and I hope you enough the story! -GGEmily
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2018 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Tanith L., Ghastly B.
Welcome to Dublin by bubblemoon66
Tanith Low deals with a vampire. Ghastly helps patch her up. Takes place during the first book (after chapter 12, to be precise). Written for the SP fic exchange in 2015. And inspired by the prompt "AU meeting. Person A shows up on Person B's doorstep covered in blood."
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2017 - Tanith L., Ghastly B. - Complete
Whelped by Casscade reviews
Professor Snape is tasked with delivering the letter to the boy nobody has set eyes on in ten years... Horror Oneshot: Pretty messed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
Honeybell by Inon reviews
After a brutal car accident in the bayou, Joseph Bell awakens in the Baker household, rescued by Jack, cared for by Marguerite, and mingling with Lucas, Zoe, Mia, and their third daughter, Eveline, who takes a liking to him. She wants him to join the family, but he isn't interested. Angered, the Baker family's sweet Southern charm rapidly rots when Eveline refuses to let Joseph go.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Ethan W., Jack B., Lucas B., Eveline
Walter's Lonely Exile (Covenant) by VivisectedEngineer reviews
After being temporarily incapacitated by David, Walter awakens to find himself stranded on the ghastly Planet 4. With his crew-mates (and possibly all of humanity) now in grave danger, can Walter find a way to rescue those whom he is programmed to hold dear? How does one who is created to serve cope with being cut-off from his creators?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Complete
After The Crossing (Covenant, Prometheus) by VivisectedEngineer reviews
Dr. Shaw awakens in the Engineer hypersleep pod eager to meet her creators and finally learn the answers she seeks. The only one likely to have his scientific curiosity satiated however, is her synthetic associate.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Complete
Holding Onto You by GhostlyBespook reviews
Set directly after the Accelerator scene in The Dying of The Light. When Skulduggery realises his little joke on Valkyrie was not a good idea.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Letting Go by SkullszEyes
Eugene is waiting for Delsin and Fetch. Some Akurans start asking him questions, only for Eugene to recall his past and his fears.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Delsin R., Fetch, Eugene S. - Complete
You Have Your Moments by Owl of Nevermore reviews
It is Sarah's birthday, and there is only one wish on the top of her list; a new stepmom. She enlists the help of her best friend Ellie, to set him up with rough around the edges part-time waitress Tess. Even with his daughter's prodding, can love bloom for Joel, or will her wish go unfulfilled? [AU, no Cordyceps]
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2016 - [Joel, Tess] Ellie, Sarah - Complete
Wither by Concept101 reviews
"A pair of familiar eyes stared widely back at him. And it was at that moment, Harry finally realised, that he had never been free." A dark spin on the last chapter of the Deathly Hallows, 'Nineteen Years Later'. One Shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
A Dark and Stormy Night by sydiy5bea reviews
Everyone's afraid of something.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Nathan D., V. Sullivan - Complete
Chilling the Master by Snagrid reviews
Lucius awoke one night to find that it was freezing inside the Manor. Can his servant Dobby warm him up?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Lucius M., Dobby - Complete
Nightmares by sydiy5bea reviews
Sleep can't seem to keep a hold on Sully and Nate.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Nathan D., V. Sullivan - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 14767 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
My Papa by Lover of Video Games reviews
Lucia was living on the streets, sad and mostly alone, and it looked like it would stay that way... until she met him. Rated T for planned later chapters if you guys like it.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lucia
the ultimate badass by thimbleswrites reviews
Hudson hears a cry for help. Not for Hicks, or Ripley, or Vasquez. But for him. And suddenly it all makes sense. Warnings :: vague mentions of child abuse and murder. [ Hudson-centric :: one shot ]
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Newt, W. Hudson - Complete
Hardcore Drugs by pingipenguin reviews
Because drug mules never take kindly to the endangerment of their favourite supplier.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Joel, Sarah - Complete
Always Running by EpicJDrolet reviews
A fanfiction based upon the song "Always Running" from Call of Duty: Black Ops II.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Marlton J, Samuel S., Russman, Abigail B. - Complete
Sunshine by starkravingcap reviews
Joel cannot get Sarah to go to sleep. Request for a friend.
Last of Us - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Joel, Sarah - Complete
Scars by Dixie-Filly reviews
Oneshot- Yagari is reported missing and Zero sets out to search for his master. A story about the bonds between a broken student and his teacher who is like a father as Zero has to care for his wounded master in the midst of a dangerous situation.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Toga Y., Zero K. - Complete
Three Women by Saint Sentiment reviews
James' attempt to save Angela, who falls off the edge of reality quite often, treads into forbidden terrain. James/Angela. Three-shot.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - James S., Angela O. - Complete
What he really meant by bioarv111 reviews
Shaw finds gets one big answer.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Synthetic/Android - Complete
The Drying Pan by SilentProtagonist000 reviews
Animeverse. Brock has never been in love with something more in his entire life, and the pain followed him everywhere. Brock/Trusty Frying Pan. It had to be done sometime.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Brock/Takeshi - Complete
Torn Apart World by Shoonasasi reviews
A summer trapped with Snape seemed the ultimate torture, but when Harry begins to trust his enemy, a terrible betrayal sends him spiraling into desperation. Will he have the strength to survive? AU/not canon. Mentions abuse. Takes place after 2nd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,026 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,891 - Follows: 2,069 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Jesus Goes To Space by ialwayswannabewithu reviews
set in modern day, this tells story of jesus who ends up going into space by accident gods fault . there he meets the star trek crew and they go on an adventure.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Bible - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jesus
The Promise by ZairaAlbereo reviews
Eight years ago Sirius Black made a promise. Now he is in Azkaban, trying to hold on to the remains of his sanity. But then something happens to Harry and Sirius wakes up. Two scarred souls - or three? What does it take for them to heal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,618 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Blood Stained Snowfall by ClockwiseDoom reviews
After the attack on the Kiryuu household, Zero Kiryuu is left an orphan, bitten, and alone. When Yagari finds him, it's up to him to determine the boy's future. A future that will inevitably, irrovecably, end in death. One-shot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Zero K., Toga Y. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 288 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 8,992 - Follows: 1,412 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Publishable News by inkvoices reviews
The war is over and the Press descend, including Rita Skeeter. Everyone wants to talk to the Boy Who Lived, but Hermione lays down the law: each journalist can ask ONE question.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Rita S. - Complete
Magic of Tetris by Freaky Person O.o reviews
First Harry Potter Tetris Crossover. I am so ashamed of my writing in the first 2 chapters... Why did I have to go re-read it...?
Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
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Pick a Star on the Dark Horizon
Ellen says goodbye to Amanda before going into space.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Alien: Isolation - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Published: 23h - E. Ripley, Amanda R. - Complete
Vampires? In in my platoon? It's more likely than you think
Bishop is newly assigned to the squad and Hudson mistakes him for a vampire.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Published: 1/11 - J. Vasquez, W. Hudson, Synthetic/Android, L. Bishop - Complete
Hell Frozen Rain reviews
Bucky has a memory while under HYDRA's control.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8 - Complete
To Fall reviews
Hale's last thoughts as he succumbs to the Chimeran Virus.
Resistance: Fall of Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2020 - J. Capelli, N. Hale - Complete
Clean-up Duty
Oz has to work overtime and witnesses one of Atlas' experiments. [Exo Zombies, set pre-canon]
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Published: 10/14/2020 - OC, Oz - Complete
The Warmest Place to Hide
The Skeld makes an emergency landing on Polus, where it picks up an unwanted guest.
Among Us - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2020 - Imposter, Crewmates, OC - Complete
Synthetic
After putting Newt to bed, Ripley starts to trust Bishop a little more. Takes place during Aliens.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2020 - E. Ripley, Newt, Synthetic/Android, L. Bishop - Complete
Shift
In which Skulduggery is captured by the SCP foundation and befriends SCP-507. Takes place around Mortal Coil.
Crossover - Skulduggery Pleasant series & SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2020 - Skulduggery P., SCP-507 - Complete
Take this from my consciousness (and please erase my dreams)
Marlton has a panic attack on the bus and Misty helps him. Rated M for language
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Published: 2/10/2020 - Marlton J, Russman, Abigail B. - Complete
Airpods reviews
The real reason Gage didn't stop.
Pet Sematary - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/30/2019 - Complete
Home reviews
Rorikstead is burned down by bandits and the Dragonborn adopts a newly orphaned Sissel. Orc!Dragonborn. Rated T to be safe. Two-shot
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 3/27/2019 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sissel - Complete