Shoki-Chan
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Joined 08-26-06, id: 1122815
Author has written 3 stories for Invader Zim, Legend of Zelda, and Artemis Fowl.

Supa Fun Biography/Interview of DOOM!!!

Anouncer: Hello everybody, I'm here tonight to interview a very special girl, Lysi, how are you?
Lysi:AHHH!!! Who are you?! How did you get in my bedroom??!!
AN: Uhm, I'm here to interview you... OBEY US OR FEEL A GREAT WRATH!
Lysi: Ohhh... well why didn't you just say that in the first place?? (I'm going to get kidnapped one day...)
AN: Good we could get to know each other. Anyways, first question: tell us about yourself.
L: That's not really a question...
AN: ANWSER MEEEE!!!!
L: Ah!! Okay okay! Well, my name's Lysi, and I'm thirteen years old, I'm in junior high. Living in Tenessee sadly.
AN: Interestinggg... Now, what kind of stories do you write?
L: I write quite a lot. Now just stories, mind you, I've also been know to whip up a poem or two. Anyways, the stories, well fanfic wise, usually I lean near science-fiction type stuff. Like Invader Zim or Artemis Fowl. I do more than that though, just science fiction is my best catagory in my opinion. When I write my own stuff, however, I do mostly horror or survival kinds of things. Undead school children eating out some band teacher's organs is quite apealing to me.
AN: Alllllllrighty then... you seem kinda... crazy to me...
L: NOOOO!!!! YOU SAID THE C-WORD!!! STABBY DOES NOT LIKE THAT WORDDD!!!
AN: Oh my god! What are you talking about?! GET THAT TOOTHBRUSH AWAY FROM ME!!! ArrrghhH!! Acckk!!! Noooo!!! Sweet Jesus MY EYES! MY EYESS!!!

Allright, now for the rest of the things that were left out of that pointless interview: Yes, I do like anime. Only the kind that seems to be not to popular, the popular one's usually... suck. Neon Gensis Evangalion, xxxHOLiC, Loveless, Paranoia Agent are my favorites, only in the manga ofcorse, I don't like subtitles and the American voices are redicious!!! Speaking of terrible voice acting, Resident Evil. The games=secks. Seriously these games are like my life. To bad I only play Nintendo consols. That's right. HardxCore Nintendo fan girl RIGHT HERE!! Legend of freakin Zelda! Hell yeah! ahem sorry. I plan on sleeping in front of Target to buy the Wii. Yeahhh... anyways, regualr book wise, Anne Rice, Steven King (old stuff), Holly Black, Eoin Colfer, NEIL GAIMEN, and poetry with Jim Morrison. My life idol is Jhonen Vasquez, and I'll admit to being the kind of fan that according to his "Real Life" comics, he would hate. I like typing in bold. And Pie, and Mudkips. Teeheee 4chan. COUGH J.T.H.M.&Squee!&The bad Art Collection are amazing. Lenore is an awesome series too. The Sandman, a comic by Neil Gaimen, gahhh it's amazingly awesome. So yeah that's basically all. ((PS: The Stabby thing up there in the interview... don't ask. Just... don't.))

Quick Favorites List:

Anime: Elfen Lied, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Paranoia Agent, Ghost in the Shell, Noir, Serial Experiments Lain, xxxHOLiC, Chobits, Tusubasa, Legal Drug, Gravitation, Rozen Maiden, Azumanga Diaoh, and Pokemon. Oooohhh yes. I love the pokemanz.

Books: Artemis Fowl series, Series of Unfortanate Events, City of Ember, Harry Potter, Edgar Allan Poe short stories and poems, Tithe, The Supernaturalist, Cell, "The Monkey's Paw" By Steven King, The Dark Tower, Oliver Twist, Totto-Chan Lord of the Flies, Neverwhere, Good Omens, and the Terry Patchet books.

Graphic Novels: The ENTIRE Sandman series, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee!, Everything Can Be Beaten, Hellblazer, V for Vandetta, and the Swamp Thing, The Crow.

Movies: Donnie Darko, The Crow, Singing in the Rain... wait... EVERY movie that has Gene Kelly in it. He's an amazing dancer, Arsenic and Old Lace, Every movie directed by George A. Remero, Pulp Fiction, Resivour Dogs, Sin City, and My Little Pony: A Very Pony Place.

Stories/Writing:

An Abomation of RedBull and Homeless People:
Legend of Zelda spoofs made to entertain and question some of the things displayed in the games. Done in a Robot Chicken style it changes between characters and their strange mishaps. One shot, very random.

Price of Victory:
A rarely updated Invader Zim fic about The Tallest coming to destroy Earth and Zim. Wanting to commerce one last Triumph, Zim plans to defend the Earth, the only one who can help him is Dib. Maybe the plan is hopeless?

Never Been Closer to the End:
Artemis Fowl's parents are murdered, causing Artemis to slowly but surely lose control of his sanity and grip on reality. Now his old partners must plan a race agenst time to save their friend from a doomed fate of insanity.

Author's Note:
1. Sorry about all the typos! I'm trying to fix it, I really am. I promise there will be less of them in the future!
2. Shortage or updates: I'm a busy person. Well, not really. I'm just lazy. BUT OH WELL! I swear I'll try to write more.

F.A.Q./Reminders!
If I'm working on a story and don't like where it's going, I'll delete it.
Messages are welcome.
I'm open to suggestions
I don't draw
If you try to start a fight with me because my stories... then I'll just ignore you and move on with life.
PLEASE DON'T Message me unless you have an IMPORTANT question.
Don't ask what I look like. (It's not because poor self-image, it's because I don't think it's an important quality over the internet.

ThanksForReading!= )

Lysi S. Wicked

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Never Been Closer to the End reviews
Artemis Fowl's parents have both been murdered. Devastated, Artemis's mind begins to erode. Can he be saved, or his he doomed to a fate of insanity? Chapter 6 has arrived! Woo
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Artemis F.
The Price Of Victory reviews
The Tallest are finished with babysitting Zim. Sick and tired of putting up with him, they tell him the truth about his exile. As an added bonus, their coming to Earth to destroy Zim and his base. How can Zim win when the only one who can help is Dib?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006
An Abomination Of Red Bull And Homeless People reviews
What story might include, maniac homicides, rockeating, diving into concrete, bordom, cannibalistic activity, and jelly beans! This Story! Yay for caffine!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Link, Tingle - Complete