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Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, Pendragon, Warriors, Kingdom Hearts, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

REVAMPED!! Ask me for my email if you want to write a story with me or roleplay Hetalia!

If you couldn't tell, my latest obsession is with Axis Powers Hetalia. Most likey if you are here it is because of my story with whitetyger123 'Fall of a Hero' or because I reviewed one of your Hetalia fanfics. Welcome, but there isn't much to say about me ; I'm a proud Canadian who loves her country and her province!

Stories I am helping to write...

With whitetyger123

Mello's ABC's : AHH WE ARE DONE!.. -sob- At least Mello can go back to ranting to whatever he wants to rant about and it can start with anyletter

Mello's ABC's2: Now with twice the ranting! Dinosaurs, Dialga and Dramatic!

Stolen Kisses: MxM fluff

Hail the King: Randomness to the highest degree... The most hard-core game of checkers you will ever read about

WithDark Pocholate

Light My Fire: This is what happens when we decide to do a fic together... Lots of fluff with a kiss in the rain scene

Un-named: Still working on it, almost done but will also be fluff with and appetiser of angst

WOW I feel sooooo honored!! Go to to see the NEW AND IMPROVED MELLO'S ABC'S!! She now has a ff account! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1309908/ aka Dark Pocolate

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Could It Be All A Dream? by FireWaterLightDark7890 reviews
When 16 year old orphan Rina survives a deadly car accident, will a romance with newly found soulmate Axel put her life back in balance? Rina's POV. Axel X OC. Demyx X OC. Roxas X OC. Zexion X OC. Rated T for blood and PDA.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,354 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Axel, Demyx
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there. AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have published a completely original story as an e-book with this same title, do not be alarmed.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
s h o w t i m e by KillerSockz reviews
America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My OTP by Capitaine Pickle reviews
America's OTP is UsCa... How does Canada react when he finds out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
There's a Spot of Red on Your Canadian Flag by Raggedy Doctor reviews
Alfred thinks Matthew has no friends, but he's wrong. When he finds out who Matthew hangs out with he gets rather worried. In this chapter nagging, mistaken identity, and no one wants to become one with Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Canada, America
Fall of a Hero by whitetyger123 reviews
Post Cold War: What would have happened to America and the world if Russia won. Rated M for hardcore yaoi, BDSM, language, violence, gore and historical inaccuracy Role play by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 127,940 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Heroics for Dummies by Teriana reviews
America's Guide to Becoming a Hero - Hero Rule no. 1: When in need of a situation pertaining to a damsel in distress and none is available, simply create one yourself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,894 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - America, England/Britain
Operation Host! by xxfirebubblesxx reviews
-Fruits Basket xover- Objective: Befriend one blonde idiot. Warnings: Beware of observant crossdressers, hug-happy fangirls, unwelcome cursed relatives, smokebombs, alcoholic tea, and exploding cookie batter. Mission: Impossible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,188 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007
Papa, it's me! by Orpah reviews
Apparently, Canada's problem with mistaken identity began early on in his life...collab oneshot with Gemina.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2009 - France, Canada - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
The Mapmakers' Colors by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Broken by 4ever Optimistic reviews
Some bonds were never meant to be broken. Some countries were never meant to be alone. But America was never one of them. USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - America, England/Britain
Skinny Dipping: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Kakashi's team. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Bookland by Corkboard reviews
Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Kingdom Dorks II by Usagi-Zakura reviews
Parody on Kingdom Hearts II. Sora wakes up in Twiligth Town, discovering someone's been drawing on his face. Who drew it there? How is Riku able to get a tanks into the haunted mansion? Why is Xigbar only saying random stuff? R&R and maybe you'll find out
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,875 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Roxas, Sora
Meet the Lawliets by Doc Scratch reviews
AU In which Higuchi's car crashed and the deathnote was destroyed in the resulting explosion. So Kira is no more, but Raito and L still exist... As their relationship deepens, and L's trust is finally earned fully by Raito, an unexpected scenario suddenly
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,867 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mello's ABC's by whitetyger123 reviews
Mello's awsome rants about words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Last chapter is up! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture. Got to 100 reviews! Thanks everyone! Please R&R! Extra new awesome anniversary bonus chapter!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mello - Complete
FAIL by Amry reviews
A collection of humorous oneshots relating to Mello and how much he fails. Brought up to T for language crack Fifth: Return of Rhymes with Fail
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Mello, Matt
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Organization XIII's Fairy Tales Collection by Determined reviews
Demyx is often sleepless at night...so Organization XIII decides to lull him to sleep with their stories! First story, Roxas as Cinderella. Used to be called Org XIII'S Bedtime stories, but name was kinda taken already.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Demyx
Stolen Kisses by whitetyger123 reviews
Matt thought that it was due time that Mello figured out who he truly loved, but how would he do that? Written by schoolgirlcheesesculpture and whitetyger123
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Bang, Bang, You're Dead by tao-fetish reviews
Mello's favorite game. [MattxMello, spoilers for chapter 99]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Play With Me by Nanaki BH reviews
[MelloxMatt] Matt tries to figure out what his favorite game is. Though it's more like a retelling of the events of Wammy's through the perspective of Matt's videogames.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Pendragon: The Keys of Destiny by Quatre Winner reviews
Bobby Pendragon thought he’d figured out all he needed to know about being a Traveler. A trip to Traverse Town will prove him wrong as he learns that Halla is being threatened by a far more dangerous force than Saint Dane: The Heartless. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Sora, Bobby P.
L: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own L unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genius, freakishlooking insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2007 - L - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
When A Goddess Gets Bored by kitsuneluvuh reviews
When Amoris gets bored of her life in heaven, she decides to spice things up by turning Raito Yagami into a woman. RaitoL spoilers for L's name.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Lollipops and Magic Refrigerators by Neko-Chan in Wonderland reviews
[Oneshot] Tohru, Kyo, Yuki, and The Mabudachi Trio have to explain to Kisa and Hiro the age old question: Where DO babies come from? Weird analogies [that have actually been used] ensured.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Femininity by artemisgirl reviews
DN 'There's no way,' Raito said incredulously. 'You are NOT a girl.' 'I never claimed to be a girl,' L shrugged. 'Then again, I never claimed to be a guy, either.' RaitoL oneshot humor
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
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Parking Lot reviews
Just a Prussia/UK PWP in a car. Rated for M for yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War reviews
Matt doesn't get Mello any chocolate so he decides to take it out on Matt's video games. MxM shonen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mello's ABC's2 reviews
Now with twice the ranting goodness! Written by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture and whitetyger123. Please R&R! Next, Dinosaur, Dialga and Dramatic!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Mello
Hymns of a Broken Heart reviews
Alternate ending: What if Raito decided to take matters into his own hands and kill the only other person that was in his way... Rated T for a number of deaths and LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Light My Fire reviews
Mello makes Matt go outside to smoke... In the pouring rain. Matt doesn't like this idea so he drags Mello outside with him MxM fluff-ish
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
What if Hogwarts had MSN? reviews
Well, this is what we think would happen. ....edit... Sorry it is taking so long to update! We will try to write another chap soon! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/31/2006
Facing the Next Day reviews
Near goes out in the rain to forget his problems...Then HE comes out and ruins it all.....Or does he? Slight MelloXNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Mello, Near
Hail the King reviews
Wits will be tested in this dynamic tornament of.... Read to find out! Probably will have some OOC because it's a parody. Written by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture and whitetyger123
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
From Heaven Above reviews
Matt and Mello are revived from the dead to catch another Kira. Who could this new kira be and what are his intentions? This is an investigation like never before! Spoliers
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Matt, Mello
An L for an L reviews
L desides to learn to drive and get Light to help him earn his L...... Obviously things go wrong. One shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Forbidden Elements reviews
Larxene tells Axel why it would never work between him and Demyx.... One sided Larxel and kinda one sided Akudemmy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Death Note One Shots reviews
Random parodies about random characters in Death Note. Delete with Mikami and 'God'.....
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007
Fool Proof Plan reviews
Mello thinks up a fool proof plan to make him finally better then Near
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
What Makes the Birds Laugh? reviews
Roxas was wondering what was really making the birds laugh...Songfic
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Roxas - Complete
Destined to Fail reviews
In the last moments of Raito's life he fully understands why his plan was always destined to fail...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Diary of a Riverclan Cat reviews
Reposted.. Mousekit was just a normal cat until... There was a prophecy... About her!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
Interview With reviews
Interview with! The new age Oprah! Chapter 12 is now up!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
Of Random People and Even More Random Adventures reviews
Just what the title says. Please R&R
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007
HPP Harry Potter Parodies reviews
Random Harry Potter Parodies......Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007
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