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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Chuck.

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Favorite movies: jumper, the house bunny, nick and norah's infinite playlist

Favorite tv shows: Chuck, Psych, and Criminal Minds

Eye color: hazel

Hair color: brunette

Alright well I obviously haven't been keeping up with anything on here at all ahaha. I've been using fanfic for quite a few years, and I started it when I was younger so there are only about a million mistakes in all my stories. I wish I was joking xD I'm actually ashamed that my grammar was so off, half the sentences made no sense lmao. But anyways feel free to chat with me, but don't feel the need to criticize my past writings because I KNOW they're pretty bad =P

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Psychedelic Life by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU“So what your basically saying is that Bella, Thee Bella Swan, wanted to bang you, and you turned her down?” Jasper asked calmly. I closed my eyes and groaned.ALL HUMAN!Its Very Original. And Funny.Pot smokers.All original pairs,MY BEST STORY YET!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,313 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Death Is Sour by dot823 reviews
Some things you can replace, like toys, or clothes. Other things you can't replace, like family and friends. Or the one you love. T for minor swearing. an AH story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Notes With Bella and The Gang! by dot823 reviews
Random notes in the Twilight Universe with Bella, the Cullens, and more! They are TOTALLY OOC. ExB JxA ExR CxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 103 - Words: 61,301 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Irresistible by dot823 reviews
Edward couldn't help but go after Bella at her house. What will happen to her? Will she die? What if she doesn't die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Personification by mgirl13 reviews
AU My entry for CHild-Of-God13's challenge. On July 11, 2005 Bella went to a carnival, met a gypsy, and was cursed. What will happen when she moves to Forks and meets the Cullens? Will her curse affect her relationship with the Cullens? Or Edward? Read on
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
The Talent Show that Showed the Truth by naruhina444 reviews
naruto,neji,sasuke,shikamaru are popluar.sakura,hina,ino,tenten are't.they join a talent show. sasuke lost his voice so naruto sings. will hina see past the lyrics? pairings naruhina.tenneji,sasusaku,inoshika. my 1 fanfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
KITTY KILLER! by dot823 reviews
goes along with my notes story...Jasper has a problem with cats! He's always killing them, either accidentally, or on purpose. Find out about the short lives and deaths of the 29 kitties he killed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,618 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Jedi Knight Naruto by Grey-wolf David reviews
age 6 after displaying a sensitivity to the force the Sandaime gives Naruto a book to train with, now he and his friend Shizuru Rei will rock the ninja world NaruXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,125 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Orange x Apple by jesuistigerlily reviews
A little bit of fluff dedicated to my Chibi. My first NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hermione's Cinderella Story by justanothernewgirl reviews
What happens when ten year old Hermione’s father was poised by his newly wed? What will become of Hermione when she is old enough to go to school and when she has to wait on her two step sisters? Not a very good summery, please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Truth or dare by Alligood reviews
Okay, I know that this isn't the most ORIGINAL topic...but I really think I can make it original with my ideas. Trust me, this will be SOO funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007
Switching Lives by Luc1046ky reviews
What if Bella and Edward's lifes were totally switched? What if Edward was human and was the one moving to Forks and he meets Bella who is a vampire that has been living in Forks to hide what she really is?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007
Know Your Ninjas by ScarredShaddix reviews
Naruto themed parody of the segment on The Amanda Show, Know Your Stars.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007
Hatake Naruto by NoNameNeeded reviews
What would Naruto be like if he hadn't lived alone for the whole of his life? When he was 7, he was saved from a beating and he was taken in by his savior... some OCish characters... DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,973 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Konoha High by Fallen Angel Temari reviews
It is in Konoha High School that the super well known top model, Sasuke, will fall in love with the dangerous girl in this school because she has an over protective brother. SasukeSakura, ShikaTemari, NejiTenten, IrukaAyame, KakashiOC, ObitoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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Twilight Fanmail reviews
The title explains most. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2007
The One Shot Series reviews
Beep! Ok...well in this 'series' you'll just send in and idea and I'll right a one shot about it. Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Crusades reviews
The sequel to Bella Meets Harry Potter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007
Profounding Love reviews
Bella isn't actually the only girl that Edward couldn't read. The name is Morgan, and Ed and her go back far...Ohh and i gotta put a shout out to my friend Kori here....hi kori!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Carlisle
The Secret Beyond reviews
Harry runs away and meets up with Sirius? He has to help Sirius with....You have to read it to find out! Rated just in case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007
My boyfriend the rockstar reviews
Edward starts acting strange and tries to kill Bella, awhen some new friends scare him off. The only choice for them is to change Bella. Soon she'll learn the truth about these guys...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Friend or Murderer reviews
Chuck's old friend calls inviting him to a beach party. But there's something wrong. Is it the fact that his friend just happens to invite him at the same place, and the same time as a murderers party, or is it yet another murder to add to the list.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
Jacob Dies reviews
A short oneshot story about Jacob dying. I simply wanted to get revenge on Jacobso I killed him off. That's all, review and tell me if you liked his much celebrated by me at least... death. edwardcullenmaniac's story is why
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Bella Meets Harry Potter reviews
What would happen if Bella met Harry Potter one day? Read this story to find out! It is officially finished!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
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