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Joined 08-26-06, id: 1122924, Profile Updated: 09-12-08
Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹.

Location: USA

Occupation: Melville scholar


Right now all I'm writing are Keroro ficlets, I don't have much energy for anything else.

Also, Bandaged Heart will be delayed further due to the wrap-up of a certain RP that has left me a bit traumatized.

Please PM me with any ideas!

My name is accurate. No kidding.

Jedi: I can use mind tricks (especially on my mum), I weild a lightsaber with perfection, and I can push open doors without using my hand. Or a foot.

Master: to be quite frank, I'm a little despot. (you only need to ask my beta-reader)

Sheelal: Uber-obsession with Grievous and anything Kaleesh!

If you find any mistakes, they're my beta-reader's.


Major: Melville, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, The Da Vinci Code, Monty Python, Sgt, Frog/Keroro Gunso.

Minor: House, Doctor Who, Aubrey-Maturin series, PG Wodehouse, Musicals, James Bond, Indiana Jones, .

Upcoming works (If I ever get around to it): Rigging (Moby Dick), Table Wars (Star Wars), Where Earth Meets the Sky (LotR)


the ultimate cheesy (I also take delight in saying this at 12:00 AM in a very dark room)

ANAKIN: "I've found a way to save you Padme."

PADME: "From what? Save me from what?"

ANAKIN: "My nightmares."

Alternative Star Wars Quote (from the Phantom Meatball)

JAR JAR: I spake.

QUI-GON: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. George W. Bush has already proven that.


"Whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can." --Moby Dick

"Then they'd place me in the goddam cemetary...surrounded by dead guys...Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody." --The Catcher in the Rye

"Heroes...are mortal and not divine. We are all as God made us and many of us much worse." --John Osbourne

"Come, Ahab's compliments to ye, come and see if ye can swerve me. Swerve me? Ye cannot swerve me, else ye swerve yourselves!" --Moby Dick

"You and I, Robert, We have observed history...We are in history now." --Leigh Teabing

"Drunkeness is neither truth nor beauty...And poverty. There's no excuse for that. There's work enough for those who want it. People are poor because they're too lazy to work." --Miss Garnder

"All the visitors could get in their cars and turn on the radio and all and go someplace nice for dinner -- everyone except Allie." --The Catcher in the Rye


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A New Beginning by Themisto's-Heart reviews
Leonardo loves Ezio, but can he trust the notorious lady-killer with his heart or is their relationship already doomed?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
CheckMate by Windchaser reviews
Garuru finds a way to pass the time when an injury sends him to the hospital.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Field of Foxgloves by Victorious Loser and Ermiene reviews
This is a rather short story about General Woundwort before he became the villain he was. I'll admit it's sad and dark in places. Hence the name, and the rating, which may be a bit high. It's also my first ever fanfiction. Please R&R.
Watership Down - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007
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Meet the Kenobis reviews
NOW COMPLETE ObiWan Kenobi arrives back at Coruscant for a reunion with the Kenobi family. Along with him comes his apprentice, Anakin Skywalker. But can our favorite Jedi survive with the unique torture of being with his family again?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Crimson Roses reviews
Why do Garuru and Giroro hate each other? Or is the rivalry only skindeep? The insight to the ribbiting rivalry from Garuru's POV.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,054 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Yamaen III: Staring Death
Rubble and his Kaleesh comrades narrowly escaped certain death on Skako. But now what? The group must split up in order for Rubble to reunite with the Jedi and for Jalaen's safety as her alcoholism worsens the closer she gets to the birth of her child.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,540 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
Yamaen II: Death of Freedom
Jalaen lives! Running to Rubble for help against a fervent assassin, Jalaen and Rubble go home to Kalee. But how will Jalaen explain that she's engaged and pregnant? And are the Kaleesh truly safe? R&R.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,725 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Yamaen I: Rubble Admist Death reviews
Due to the urging of my betareader, a story about Hailen kei Yamaen, the first Kaleesh Jedi. Intertwines with the Sheelal series. Rubble, struggling to find a place in the Jedi, finds friends with a Nautolan and a Mandolorian with a curious allergy.R&R.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Sheelal IV: Dreamt One reviews
Jalaen and her companions are part of a Sith plot Jalaen, Qymaen and Rubble fly to Kalee and take on Sidious while Ronderu and Kiel head to Shili to take out Dooku. In the final installment of the Sheelal series, will Jalaen rid the galaxy of the Sith?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Sheelal III: Recuperating Dreams
After losing her eye, Ronderu and Qymaen live with their daughter, Jalaen. Jalaen helps her family recuperate from injuries sustained in the Huk invasion, but mother and daughter are having nightmares about the man who orchestrated Kalee's invasion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,208 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Sheelal II: Dreams of Freedom reviews
The second installment telling the adventures of Senator of the Kaleesh, Jalaen Lai Sheelal and her comrades. She must return to Kalee, and face many dangers. All Jalaen has are her premonitions and lives are at stake...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Sheelal I: Daughter of Dreams reviews
Qymaen Jai Sheelal and Ronderu Lij Kummar live through the Huk War. The first installment in a four part series about their daughter, Jalaen Lai Sheelal. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
And He was Called Thorongil reviews
A monologue from Denethor's POV about Thorongil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Denethor - Complete