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Joined 08-27-06, id: 1123241, Profile Updated: 09-15-14
Author has written 15 stories for Jimmy Neutron, Hannah Montana, South Park, and Harry Potter.

Fiction writing and caffeine hangovers. Poetry and rereading old favorites instead of visiting old friends.

I write, because it's what I can do.

I must love it, because I keep coming back.

My tumblr is here. Feel free to reach out!

-Kitty.

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The Prisoner by Masquerading as Quality reviews
Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,946 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
Taking Baby From A Candy by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman and Wendy have given birth, but can't agree on what to name their daughter. The result? Total destruction! CartmanxWendy, ButtersxLexus, Kenny (as Mysterion) x Butters if you choose to see that, and Kenny (as Mysterion) x Cartman if you choose to see that.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Complete
Butterfly Collector by demondreaming reviews
Cat's got a secret. A big one that hovers over her heart, wings fluttering. She's a serial killer, and each kill is another butterfly to add to her collection. Catcentric.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Cat V.
Hooked by demondreaming reviews
Cat's sunk a hook into Tori's heart, and she did so gently, so easily, that Tori didn't notice until it hurt to pull away. Cori. Rated M.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Tori V., Cat V. - Complete
We Got Nerve by Kurrent reviews
Story 5 in my Lileyverse series. Miley and Lilly have to take charge of their careers like never before as life's changes come at them fast and hard. Enjoy the next steps of their lives together! Liley, as always for me!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 268,711 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Stars Don't Stand Still in the Sky by cutflowers reviews
Post-series. Miley and Lilly go to college and have the four best years of their lives. Then it ends. Eventual L/M, canon and OC het pairings along the way.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,404 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Natsu reviews
And that was how I changed the world. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Champagne From a Paper Cup by journaliar reviews
You're not sure if that's the truth or just something you like to tell yourself but it makes you feel a little better to think that you didn't spend all of your time pining over Sam...CarlyxSam Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Guilt Trip by let's point out the obvious reviews
An unpleasant conversation makes Kyle wonder if he's really been that good of a friend. KennyxKyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,132 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Astray by cutflowers reviews
AU, Amissverse. The other side of the story.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 88,992 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Shoes by Madcow5678 reviews
Other people call their therapists, or make lists of their problems, or drink, or take drugs. Bebe buys shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bebe S. - Complete
Stalker!: A Love Story by cutflowers reviews
Life is hard when you're an international superstar and your eleventh stalker is blackmailing you. AU, oneshot, L/M.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Paper Cuts by Mr. Fishy reviews
It was slightly akin to getting soap in your eye. LilyMiley
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 134,907 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L.
Given Unsought by soxx reviews
Lilly visits family in Tennessee for the entire summer, in which fate decides to visit Lilly. Liley. AU. May become M.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,665 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Hannah M./Miley S.
Screenwriting an Apology by hermione032192 reviews
Sequel to 'Shakespeare Wrote.' Miley/OC. Lilly/OC. Eventual Liley. Don't like it, don't read it. AU. Summary inside.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,084 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Hot and Bothersome by let's point out the obvious reviews
Kenny prefers his Kyles slightly red in the face. KennyxKyle oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Young Girl Sunday Blues by drosier reviews
Turns out Evil Genius isn't what your parents deem a suitable career path, but a character flaw. MindyxCarly femslash
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2009
Life in Mono by drosier reviews
Of course you look at her. Everyone looks, and they all see her the same way. Then one day you realize you've been looking at her all wrong and that people are more than they seem. Sonny/Portlyn - femmeslash
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sonny M.
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soundtrack to My Heart by soxx reviews
...when she’s actually there and in front of me and before my eyes, and not just in my head, it’s like a dream, and it’s like I never want to wake up.” Liley - Complete!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
The Long Way by cutflowers reviews
AU, Amissverse. Sequel to Amiss. It's been three years since Miley walked away from being Hannah, and she and Lilly are leading normal, quiet lives. But how long is that going to last? And is her past going to come back to haunt her? Miley/Lilly.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,821 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
This Is Our Life by Kurrent reviews
Story 4 in my Lileyverse. This one picks up at the end of Miley's and Lilly's senior year, with us following our heroines through the senior trip, the prom, and finally graduation! Definite Liley, as always!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 213,403 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Ink by dragonwire reviews
Kenny has a tattoo, and Kyle doesn't know what to make of it. KennyKyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Repentance by Buttered-popcorn reviews
Kenny's perfectly happy with his line up of playtoys, but when sensitive Butters unwanted affections finally wavers, Kenny must choose between love and lust before he loses everything. Bunny, Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Fire Without Smoke by xTexasgalx reviews
Don't ask the question when you can't accept the answer. Liley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,147 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Best Attempt by xTexasgalx reviews
Nobody said falling in love with your best friend was easy. Maybe with a little help Miley might realize that what she wants... isn’t so unreachable. Liley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,594 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L., Hannah M./Miley S.
As I Am, I Take Thee by Kurrent reviews
Story 3 in my Lileyverse series. The big wedding is here! Well, both of them, actually. This story takes place eleven months after my previous story, All I Want.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,206 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Shakespeare Wrote by hermione032192 reviews
Liley. Don't like it, don't read it. AU. Summary inside. Complete!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,591 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
All I Want by Kurrent reviews
Story 2 in my Liley series. This story takes Miley and Lilly into the holidays for the first time as a couple, where they get to know their families and themselves even better. Enjoy the Liley love!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,668 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
You and Me, Together by Kurrent reviews
Miley and Lilly take the leap from friends to a couple, overcoming adversity and adversaries along the way. Definite Liley! My first Hannah Montana fanfic, hope you enjoy!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,113 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Insanity of a Talking, Moving Puppet by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
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Melty
Eric Cartman's thoughts on Butters. Fluff.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2014
pull me to pieces time and time again reviews
Some disconnected Bendy drabbles and drabblets. Ways it goes wrong, ways it does not go at all, ways it could have been, almost was, etc. Slice of life kind of deal here.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger
Ain't No Mysterion reviews
Wherein Kenny is no hero, and Butters goes and saves him. Love is silly, love is random, love is obscene and cruel and wonderful. KennyxButters, StanxKyle, BebexWendy
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S.
The VideoBlog reviews
Wendy joined Fingerbang the first time when she was eight years old. At nineteen, she is starting to figure out why being a girl in a famous boyband is a pretty sucky deal.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Wendy Testaburger
Clocks and Watercolors reviews
Everyone who's ever mattered to Kenny is leaving for college, and he decides to go with them instead of being left behind. But when Kenny's sister disappears and the proper authorities turn a blind eye, Kenny will see just how much he really has to lose
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
In Strange Places reviews
Kenny isn't happy. He doesn't remember ever really having been. How's he going to fix this problem? He's not sure, but he'll start with everything Stan has. Rating may go up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kenny M.
A Sweet Thesis reviews
Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
New reviews
And sometimes, he just tugs on your heart and makes you want to say things that would totally make you look gay. Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Kendy Canes reviews
Because hot chocolate is never cold comfort, and sometimes Bing Crosby knows what he's talking about. ...If the title of this fic doesn't scare you off, you deserve what you get.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Winter in a Bottle reviews
"And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming/ Or the moment of truth in your lies/ When everything seems like the movies/ Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive." Wendy/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Perfect Reason reviews
When you're falling to pieces, the best place to look is down. What Wendy knows, and why its all wrong. Stendy Candy. No smut. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Wendy Testaburger - Complete
You Know It Could Have Been reviews
The story that never got told. JK Rowling is great, no disputin'. But I think it could have gone like this. Draco/Harry T for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distance reviews
What if the one you wanted was two different people? written for soxx. Liley
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L.
We Are reviews
We could try, you know. What's another broken heart?" Liley femslash
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Hannah M./Miley S.
The Life We Choose reviews
Jimmy Cindy and Betty, oh my! enjoy. oh and leave me some reviews, please and thank you!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.