They Call Me Alice
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Joined 08-27-06, id: 1123305, Profile Updated: 09-20-11
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, True Blood, Vampire Academy, and Victorious.

"There are favors, and then there are favors." - Eric Northman

Name: Alice
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Likes:
Writing. Singing. Dancing. Drawing. Making jewelry.
Dislikes:
Fangirls. Idiots. Impatience. Ungratefulness. Writer's block.
Favorites: Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, True Blood, Night World,
Morganville Vampires, Avatar: Last Airbender.

UPDATE: I used to love Twilight and everything about it. Then I grew up, learned what literature was, and realized what makes a good plot. Twilight lacks anything and everything revolving around those things, and the movie does not help its reputation. Previously, I had several Twilight fictions up here that I had written quite some time ago when I still liked the books. I was reluctant to let my own writing go, but I realized that I will never again update them due to my hatred. One fiction met the expection, however, and that was only because its morbid, depressing, and kills that mary-sue shit head, Bella Swan. Sorry to any of you who are disappointed.

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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 12682 - Favs: 6,070 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growing Desires by Little Miss. Anonymous reviews
As the war in Haven City dies off, tension grows between the Highly respected General Ashelin and a Wastelander named Jak. Soon their friendship will grow into something more. M/F,Lemon.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,133 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Jak M., Ashelin - Complete
Once Upon A Play by jeronimotorchwood reviews
After the war, when the Gang stays in Ba Sing Se for a much needed vacation, Toph decides to brew up some trouble and takes them to a play that portrays Aang and Zuko as a gay couple. But what happens when the whole of Ba Sing Se believes it? Zukaang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,315 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Aang, Zuko
Resident Evil 4: Real Life Edition by 1wingangel reviews
You've been kidnapped instead of Ashley and taken to Spain; will you survive the terrors of RE4 with Leon and return home? As realistic as possible, with lots of violence and gore, and from YOUR P.O.V. Full summary inside. NOT LeonxOC. COMPLETE.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,055 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Leon S. K. - Complete
Twisted Hearts by Eternal fire1 reviews
“Marry me.” Kagome's eyes widened. “I…I don’t love you.” She said weakly. If Sesshoumaru could have laughed, he would have. “Stupid miko.” He said. “This is not about love. This is merely business. SessKag SM IK The rating is only for the ending
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,384 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Captive Voice by Nashidesei reviews
Jak has been captured and is being used in Praxis' experiments. The torture is unbearable, but his captors are disappointed when they discover that he can't scream. They decide to repair his damaged voice 'in exchange' for using him in their experiments.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,952 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Jak M. - Complete
How Dirty Boys Get Clean by luvcali76 reviews
EB. It's two days before the wedding and Bella has a plan. A two-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Raw Horizon by Mr. Peabody Hawke reviews
[oneshot, JakxTorn] It was a trap. And he walked right into it. Jak arrives at Underground HQ, bleeding and barely conscious and without Daxter. Torn's got to help, but an irate Dark Ecodemon might be more than he can handle...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,984 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Jak M., Torn - Complete
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You're My Better Half reviews
"And that was when I knew my life was over. Dimitri was standing in the doorway of our apartment, watching me intensely. He had seen me masturbating to the thought of him." DROSE & CHRISSA. MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY! AU, AH, SOME OOC-NESS.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Last Sacrifice reviews
My version of Last Sacrifice, the book after Spirit Bound. "I promise I'll protect you," He kissed my neck, down the slope of it until he was at my exposed collarbone, "I promise that I won't leave you." "Please don't," I found myself saying, "Kiss me."
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,256 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Chew Me Up and Spit Me Out reviews
Submission was something he craved in a woman, and Jade never wanted to let him take her. Tori, however, did...and this was only one reason why he wanted her. Beck x Tori oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
You Make Me Feel Like I Am Home Again reviews
Eric thinks about what his relationship with Sookie is and silently mourns for the relationship it will never be. Drabble-ish Rated T just for the mentioned content.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Walk Away reviews
He will be okay, right?" Hermione tried to sound strong, but her voice was faltering and she knew that it didn’t dare sound close enough to what she was trying to conceive, "He’ll..." She struggled especially with the next word, "Live?" HGxSS ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Darling reviews
"You see, Jacob," I said with a small chuckle, delusional, "Monsters...that's what we were born as, and that's what we lived to be." Not something I'd advise reading if you're going to get offended by blood, or by the killing of Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Edward - Complete
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