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Joined 08-27-06, id: 1123550, Profile Updated: 01-30-08
Author has written 11 stories for Charmed, and Grey's Anatomy.

my new and improved profile!

actually, it's not new and improved, because that's impossible. if it's new, then there was never anything to improve on, and if it's improved, then it's not new!

anyways... i'm lauren. i live in nowheresville, california. i spend most of my time in front of a computer/tv/notebook, considering there is just short of nothing to do here. i have a love of short, awkward sentences that my english teacher hates. i sometimes come off as mean, but i'm really not. not usually. i just happen to have a very sarcastic, biting sense of humor that gets me into trouble at times. i always have music playing, whether it's on my ipod, on the radio, a cd, or just stuck in my head. it's always there. my ipod is the love of my life. i really love jane austen. i can be really random, but even behind my randomness there's usually a common thread, even if it's really obscure.

these are really random quotes/lyrics. some of them are inspirational, some are just random, and one's pretty depressing.

live believing dreams are for weaving

-yes, it's from the land before time, but i love it. it's also some of the best advice i've ever heard.

but there are dreams that cannot be, and there are storms we cannot weather

-les miserables. quite possibly my favorite lyric ever, even though it's totally depressing

got nothing to give you but a prayer/ God's gonna see you through/ to part with you more than i can bear/ but somebody gonna love you/ sweet baby, sweet/ this much i know is true/ sleep, baby, sleep/ cuz somebody gonna love you/ oh i'm always gonna love you

-"somebody gonna love you" from the color purple. one of my absolute favorite songs, and completely soothing and comforting. really great to listen to when you're trying to go to sleep.

no, it won't all go the way it should/ but i know the heart of life is good.

-"the heart of life" by john mayer. this is the quote i repeat over and over when i feel crappy. you should try it. it works, at least for me

when you're worried and you can't sleep/ count your blessings instead of sheep

-"count your blessings" from white christmas. if you haven't seen this movie, i STRONGLY suggest that you go watch it before you talk to me. this is also some really good advice.

either do or do not. there is no try.

-yoda. some of my words to live by

a person's a person, no matter how small

-dr. seuss. let's try to remember this one, shall we?

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. i meant that dumb Lucky Charms dude always gets away... why can't the poor rabbit have the dang Trix?? or why does he have to steal it?? can't he just go the store and buy some like a normal person? not that he's a person... but those dang kids seem to have no problem running away from a rabbit of all things...

THE SURVEY OF GREYS!- should you decide you like this, put this on your site but replace my answers

THE BASICS
Fav Episode: What I Am... i think. i mean come on, meredith on morphine, pretty funny!
Fav Season: probably 3

Fav Character: Addison, but she's not really on the show anymore now is she? noo, because kate walsh just has to be such a phenomenal actress that she goes and gets her own spin off..

Least Fav Character: derek when he's an ass

Fav Elevator Moment: the one where derek calls addison satan and she says that she prefers the ruler of all that is evil
Fav Moment overall: Meredith on morphine talking to addison
Mer's Worst Decision: sleeping with george
Der's Worst Decision: Choosing Addie when he wanted meredith, it made everyone completely miserable
Fav Coupling: ADDEX (hottest couple EVER)
Least Fav Coupling: Addi and Mark
Fav Odd Pairing (ie AlexMeredith): Burke and Addison
Fav Random Pairing: Burke and Addison... wait can I put them in 2 categories?
Is McDreamy exactly what his name says: when he's not being an asshole
Is McSteamy exactly what his name says: most of the time... can't hold a candle to mcdreamy though. and none of them are even close to alex karev. i've decided he needs a mcname. any ideas?

Can George impersonate Cristina well?: not really
Can Meredith impersonate Izzie well?: No.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FOLLOWING COUPLINGS:
DerMer: eh. i like 'em. don't love 'em. they're funner to write as friends cuz they have the whole bantering thing going on that they kinda lose as a couple but you know, they're cute.
FinnMer: eh.

Addek: eh
ChiefEllis: i suppose
MerGeorge: nope
Lexzie: it works
Dizzie: cute together
IzzieGeorge: undecided
O'Callie: jury's out on that one
GeorgeOlivia: i dunno
Maddison: absolutely not

MarkCallie: nope
Burktina: i like 'em, but they're really hard to write
Addisex: the only ship i ship strongly and the only one i write (well)
MarkIzzie: sometimes. not when i'm writing it, i suck at writing them
Merex: never really thought about it. but they work well as friends, so i dont know. plus i'm like the biggest addisex shipper ever and that might make it a little hard for me to like them

GREY'S ANATOMY OBSESSION QUIZ
Check x in the box if you qualify

You have named a baby/pet/something after a character/actor
You have delivered/have considered delivering an "I am Preston Burke" speech or a "Pick me, Choose me, Love me" speech
xYou have season 1 on DVD, but not season 2
You have season 2 on DVD, but not season 1
You have seasons 1 and 2 on DVD
You often find yourself thinking "If only my boyfriend was more like Derek..." (no, but only because i think he's an ass) (now, you put in alex karev and we have a whole different story) (not that he's not a total ass at times too) (but like the whole 'i'd notice' thing... he's sweet in his own asslike way)
You own the 2007 Grey's Calendar (i wish)
x You ship (strongly support) any ship on Grey's (MerDer, Addisex, Burktina, etc.)
x You ship a fanon (non-canon) ship on Grey's (Mer/Alex, Callie/Derek, etc.)
x You write Grey's fanfiction
x You read Grey's fanfiction
x You call your friends during commercials to gab about what just happened
x You have given someone a McNickname
x You sometimes find yourself wishing you were at Seattle Grace
xYou have seen every episode to date
x You relate everything to Grey's
x You have learned at least one word from Grey's
x You have learned at least one medical term from Grey's
x You use this word/medical term in everyday life
x You have at least three songs on your iPod/mp3 that were featured on Grey's (How to Save a Life and Chasing Cars count)
You have the Grey's theme song on your iPod/mp3
You own the season 1 soundtrack, but not season 2
xYou own the season 2 soundtrack, but not season 1
You own both soundtracks
You have bought magazine(s) just becuase Grey's Anatomy was featured
xYou have bought magazine(s) just becuase an actor/actress from Grey's was featured
Your ringtone is the Grey's Anatomy theme
Your ringtone is a song that has been featured on Grey's
You have considered a change in profession becuase of Grey's Anatomy
You have changed profession becuase of Grey's Anatomy
x When Grey's is on you silence your phone
You're subscribed to the Official Grey's magazine
You bought the first issue of the Official Grey's magazine

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Cinnamon by Malana reviews
UPDATED! Alex and Addison have been ending up in supply closets together. But when Alex's feelings take a turn for the protective, problems arise. Alex&Addison, Mark&Izzie
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,581 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Addison M., Alex K.
Undiscovered by naughty-nun reviews
Mark, Derek and Addison go to medschool. Addison turned from geek to beauty but she isn't as confident as she acts. Summary inside. Addek and Maddek friendship.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,819 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Addison M., Derek S.
Fake boyfriend by rain-sunsets reviews
Kate needs someone to pretend to be her boyfriend so she doesnt have go out with a creepy lawyer, who will she turn to for help. Tate fluff
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Kate T., Tony D.
Cupid's Playlist by Darling Pretty reviews
loverly addexness, because i'm not giving up my throne as queen of denial yet. besides, they are only the hottest couple in the history of tv. if you don't agree with me, then i suggest you don't read.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,337 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Addison M., Alex K. - Complete
He Really Did It This Time by smartiesncoke reviews
House is out to create equality in the community, targeting none other than Dr. Cuddy herself. Jaguars, monster trucks, iPhones, and cardiac ischemia. Could it get any better?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Do You Want to be Loved? by You Have a Point reviews
Sequel to A New Day. Final chapter: Nine months in about nine hundred words. AlexAddison, Addex, Addisex, etc. Complete.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,168 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Build the House Up by You Have a Point reviews
This is an unrealistic, humorous, OOC fic digging the characters out of Season 3. Chapter 1: MerDer, Bang, Anti Gizzie. Chapter 2: Addex. Chapter 3: MerAlex. If you have requests for couples, let me know. If I can write MerAlex, I can write anything.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
Mistake by Axia0613 reviews
CompleteAddisexaddex Want me to tell you? Want me to tell you what the hell happened that made me drink two bottles of whiskey and currently making my way to another shot of vodka? Alright then let me start from the very beginning. The beginning of our en
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,397 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Alex K., Addison M. - Complete
Where did I go wrong? by McHottie reviews
When Meredith is faced with a tragedy, Addison is pulled into the midst. Will these two women come to terms with past differences in order to help each other? Or will some things just be too hard to get over? MerDer and Addex. Please review!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007
Plane rides, tequila, and regrets by La Vi3 bOh3M3 reviews
When asked to accompany The Chief and Bailey to a conference in Italy expect the surgeons of Seattle Grace to have a wild time on their 14 hour flight. MerDer, O'Callie, Burktina. Alex, Addison, Mark and Izzie are all undecided for now. Chapter 6 now up!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
The Safest Place by MoonlightGardenias reviews
When a hostage situation occurs at Seattle Grace, two doctors are brought together and lives are forever changed. Addex.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,319 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Just Dumb Luck by CSM reviews
Sequel to Stuck. Izzie has an engagement dinner for Burke and Cristina,much to Cristina’s disgust. The only problem is Seattle is experiencing the worst thunderstorm in years. What happens when these 10 doctors get stuck together again?Addex MerDer MI
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,618 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Comfortable by greysaddict17 reviews
Chapter Story. Addison and Alex become comfortable with each other. Other grey's characters involved, mostly just Addison and Alex.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007
Right Kind of Wrong by savinglives44 reviews
AddisonAlex Contains other pairings. The awkwardness and complications of dating in the workplace. ComedyDrama Song by Leann Rimes from Coyote Ugly.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,521 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Unexpected by baby addex reviews
Alex and Addison appear to be dating, as the interns at Seattle Grace slowly find out, but things take an interesting turn when Addison reveals a secret, which sends the entire hospital in a loop. [Set a a little while after Six Days episode] Chapter 3&4!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
Cocky Bastard by hyperactivecheskie reviews
He may be a cocky bastard, but he sure had a way with words. And just when she thought she had him all figured out, Alex says something that leaves Addison speechless.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007
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Begin to Hope reviews
the prequel to look after you. follow addison and alex through their very strange i'm not interested in you, but i really am dance, and through their relationship and aimiable break up and find out how they ended up so close. ADDEX, obviously.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Morphine reviews
morphine makes you say things you wish you never said and things you're glad you did. this is my basically idea of what would happen if addison was on morphine. addex, because they are the hottest couple ever. T for language
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,717 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
The Happiest Place On Earth reviews
our favorite surgeons take a little mandatory trip to disneyland. full summary inside. give it a chance, i know its overly done but i hope it's not like the other fics of this cliche. rating for language only.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,888 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? reviews
Addison leaves Seattle and returns six years later with a six year old daughter who has three possible dads. full summary inside, because it's not wanting to fit. mystery pairs, except merder and dizzie and if you know me, you can probably figure them out
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,418 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007
People Do Crazy Things When They're reviews
an addex story of course. alex gets hit by a bus saving addison. what happens next? well, you'll have to read to find out, won't you? ONESHOT
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Look After You reviews
After a split, Addison and Alex are still friends. Just friends. She's not a pathetic ex and he's not a stalker ex. There's no more feelings. They are friends. That's their story, anyways. From Addi and Alex's POVs. Addex obviously. T for language.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,366 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Beauty and the Sexy Beast reviews
songfic just some fluff with an unknown couple. unknown until the end, that is... i'm not going to tell you pairings, because honestly? i don't want you to know until the end. go ahead, hate me. i don't care.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
In My Head reviews
Take a peek into Addison's diary and fantasies after the supply closet scene. ADDEX. yes, i live in denial, it's a beautiful place, care to join me?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Wreaking Havoc reviews
sequel to the darling of seattle grace, there said i'd put that in there. ADDEX, yay! apparently it's possible to read this without reading TDOSG but you might want to. summary: holli's on summer break and essentially, well, wreaking havoc.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,600 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Darling of Seattle Grace reviews
a girl from addison's past shows up at the hospital and immediately becomes the darling of Seattle Grace. as addison cares for her she begins to play ava to addison's alex. with all this pressure who knows what'll happen. addex. COMPLETE!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,066 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Engaged reviews
written in a slight AU. set around season 2. Prue's engaged to the perfect guy, he even knows about her magic. Leo and Piper are going strong and Phoebe's still looking, but very optimistic. some magic, but mostly focused on their love lives.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Prue H., Phoebe H.