The Perverted Hermit
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Joined 08-28-06, id: 1124002, Profile Updated: 03-01-08
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." Walt Disney

"Just be yourself because the people who mind don't matter and the people who matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss

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The Dating Game by Tsukiaa reviews
The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Sake, Memories, and Loose Lips by nlightnd reviews
Matsumoto & Renji plan a night of drinking, friends and matchmaking for those closest to them. Will their scheme work or will it fail before it begins? Multiple pairings. Rated for language and adult situations. ByaXoc, IchiRuk, HitsuHina, RenjiMats
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,529 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
A Lesson in Chemistry by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Crystal Waltz by Alice Vega reviews
Soul Society is holding their own Winter Ball! Hinamori just wants to gather up her courage to ask Hitsugaya to be her date, but what if someone gets in the way and confesses their undying love to her first? [HitsuHina] NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Bear Hug by DewWater reviews
Hinamori teaches Hitsuguya about hugging. [HitsuHina]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
I've Already Experienced Drunk by Tsukiaa reviews
A drunk Hitsugaya hits— and Hinamori comes to realization. Drunken experiences can be very troublesome. Especially the second time around. [HitsuHina]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2007 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Secret Relations by Tsukiaa reviews
One simple phrase has just caused Hinamori to lose her mind. 'I've been having secret relations with my vice captain.'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2007 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Oceans to drown in, you won't make a sound by jannikajade reviews
Derek knew it was wrong. It was one thing to hide her stuff and insult her, it was quite another to have enjoyed kissing her best friend, just because he knew how much it would annoy her. Dasey. Dark and twisted. Rated for theme. Oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Ten Minutes After Midnight by Tsukiaa reviews
She had always wondered where Hitsugaya disappeared to after midnight. [HitsuHina]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Drunken Experiences by Tsukiaa reviews
A drunk Hinamori hits— and Hitsugaya scores! Drunken experiences can be very troublesome. [HitsuHina]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
A Box of Figs, A Jug of Wine and Thou by smacky30 reviews
GSR. Geekfiction Smutathon 07 Entry. Sara's fruit of the month arrives and she and Grissom learn a little something about figs.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Sakura's 5 True Loves by Kerrie-chan reviews
Oneshot series done for LJ comm. 5trueloves. Five different fics, five different pairings. [SasoSakuDei][ShikaSaku][KisaSaku][DeiSaku][ShinoSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Playgirl's Facade by Little Falcon reviews
Slight GaaSaku... She never believed in love... until he sat right next to her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The birds, the bees, and Naruto by ZombieLeyLey reviews
Naruto has a question and, as we all know, once that happens, no one is safe. Slight SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cherries on Top by Pinboo reviews
While making cake for Naruto's birthday, Sai and Sakura didn't only share a night of insults. Warning: beware of the rating... Saisaku lemon. ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Choice: A Terrible Splendor by PetitDejeuner reviews
Choice is a wonderful thing. But how will it affect Sakura now that she has to combat an unnamed disease? And how will it help her realize what she's feeling for a certain lazy genius? And WHY is Orochimaru suddenly interested in her? [ShikaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,083 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Feel So Numb by backlash symphony reviews
[I do this to feel. Yet, even in this neccessity I harbor complete cowardice in being unable to take the step to survive for fear or is it knowledge? that I will have given to receive nothing but more numbness in return.] He wanted to help. JirSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Jiraiya, Sakura H. - Complete
His Fault by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] Genma's influence forced Kakashi to see a 21yr old Sakura in a different light. Problem is he didn't want to. Watch as he tries everything he can not to succumb to his problem. What will Sakura do when she finds out? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Been Kissed by PockyPhoto reviews
KakaSaku oneshot. While on vacation, Sakura reminisces about her sad love life. And Kakashi decides to fix it for her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
MIA: MerryMaids In Action! by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Hatake, Kakashi had hired a 'Merry Maid' to clean his apartment. What he didn't expect was his own student to show up at his door in the skimpy pink uniform. KakaSaku, lemonade, oneshot...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Indecent Proposal by The Cashew Nuts reviews
Neji thought being a prodigy and genius made everything easy...NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Downfall and Redeption by Uchiha Yumi reviews
How much can sorrow taint an unhappy soul? Can love fill an empty heart? [OneShot, HitsuHina, WAFF, Angst]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2006 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Genshi by lastyearsthing reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Craving by PetitDejeuner reviews
It's that time of the month... [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Mission Proposal by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
[Prequel to Pillow Talk] Having Uchiha Sasuke as Sakura's ANBU Captain for her latest mission was indeed a struggle, but proved to be promising..SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Last Request by Mikami reviews
NejiSaku. Uchiha Sasuke’s death, though unforeseen, was not in vain after the final mission of his life. His last words were taken in by the most unexpected comrade, Hyuga Neji.“ Don’t let her be unhappy, Hyuga...”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,307 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Read Between the Lines by Three AM reviews
The title says it all. ShikaSaku. Very short and lazy oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Respect and Understanding by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] 24yr. old Sakura tries to join Anbu. She must seek the help of two old teammates to do so. Will she find love while in the ranks of the elite? A story on how respect can slowly change to love. kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,753 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Siy reviews
[Pairing: DeidaraSakura, lemons]Sakura has a mission in the mist and got seperated from her team. Unlucky for her, she meets a Akatsuki member, Deidara. What will happen?[working on sequal]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Last Night by biyatch reviews
A night spent together. hitsuhina. Warning: AUish:married life. Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Where She Needs to Go by Three AM reviews
She stopped directly in front of him, standing and unmoving. She couldn’t break away from his piercing gaze. And right at that moment, she regretted coming home to him. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Seasons of Love by tsurikato reviews
Join the Bleach gang in an AU oneshot that shows love in winter, spring, summer, and fall, for every season is a season of love. IchiRuki, IshiHime, HitsuHina, UraYoru, and CRACK!pairings! OOCness abound!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Love Equals Stupidity by Kerrie-chan reviews
Shikamaru likes Sakura. Sakura likes Shikamaru. Ino wants to murder them both. Naruto is just confused. And Kankurou and Neji just want it all over with. ShikaSaku, done for a het challenge on LJ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
About Last Night by Wicked Innuendo reviews
Medical Nin, SAKURA wakes to find herself in someone else's bed after a night of drinking at the local tavern. GENMAxSAKURA, het, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
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Just Another Day reviews
Have you ever had a day where everything seems to be going wrong but then out of nowhere something amazing happens? Well that's what happens to our heroine Haruno Sakura. ShikaSaku. Intimate Scene Warning. Setting: Sometime when the gang is in their 20s.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Newfound Love reviews
Summary inside. HitsuHina fluffiness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Watchful Eye reviews
Drabbleish. Jiraiya x Sakura. JiraSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Jiraiya, Sakura H. - Complete
Recollecting Memories reviews
Oneshot but Drabblish. Kakashi x Sakura. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Arigato Sakura reviews
As two distant forgotten lovers recollect their memories, what will happen when one takes the step to visit the old flame? Sasuke and Sakura. SasuSaku fluffyness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Destined to Remember reviews
Haruno Sakura awakes to find herself in the arms of a lethal enemy. What could have possibly happened?Kisame x Sakura KisaSaku Rated for Language. TwoShot. UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Why Me? reviews
Sakura is forced to go on a mission with the two biggest perverts in Konoha and is left wondering Why Me?. KakaSaku with GenmaSaku fluff. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006
These Thoughts reviews
Thoughts arise from both Kakashi and Sakura in a popular Shinobi club in Konoha.KakaSaku One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete