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Joined 08-29-06, id: 1124211, Profile Updated: 08-05-11
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a college student, and I haven't outgrown my love of Harry Potter fanfiction (the day I found fanfiction.net was the day my brain exploded). I love Sirius Black. (Really though, who doesn't?) I have a few plots circling in my brain but nothing concrete and nothing that I have a definite end to. I'm pre-med so I probably won't update as much as the semester continues. Enjoy!

I specialize in writing about the deranged minds of our favourite Marauders. And I mean deranged in the most pleasant way. hehe.

Upcoming Work:

Vignettes of what could have been: A first attempt at AU. As these are vignettes on what should have been, they are exactly that. A look into the lives of Gwen Prewett and Sirius Black had they not been torn apart by dark wizards with a megalomaniac complex. That story, the canon story, is an altogether different one, and it may be written, once this one's done, when I'm ready to say goodbye to the Prewetts. Sigh. Ginger Series (I know, I know, Gwen again, haha)


The Ginger Series

The Mating of the Wersh - My pride and joy. The idea for this fic came to me during my anatomy exam. Betwixt trying to remember which muscle was involved in raising the scapula (Levator Scapulae, ironic), suddenly I was reminded of the Monty Python sketch of the man who spoke in anagrams. Eric Idle was playing a man who was trying to replicate Shakespeare's works in anagram form. This included Taming of the Shrew, which in his ridiculously wrong anagram formation, became The Mating of the Wersh. So there it was, the title to my fic.

What is it about, you ask? Well, so you have our dear Marauders in their seventh and last year at Hogwarts, the year that, apparently, Lily gets Stupefied enough times to go out with James Potter. (Forgive me, J.K. Rowling, forgive me). James is still listlessly waiting for this day to come, and is a bit, er, stilted, to see how ridiculously successful a certain Sirius Black is with the ladies. Remus Lupin, the ever clever Marauder, challenges the female friendly Padfoot with this:

"You, Sirius Black, cannot snog, frisk, or date anyone until James Potter gets Lily Evans."

So you can see, my well read friends, where the storyline of The Taming of the Shrew comes in, rather, The Mating of the Wersh. The Wersh, bother, Shrew, in this case is not James, however, who would probably very readily be dating Lily Evans, who is, in fact, the real Wershy Shrew.

That Was Nice- a follow up to "The Mating of the Wersh" in which Gwen Prewett holds out a little longer from shagging Sirius. Cloaked innuendo, not so cloaked innuendo, Christmas, more Gideon and Fabian, and a glimpse of life at The Burrow.

The Making of a Wersh- short fluffy oneshot about third year Gwen who fancied a very charming and ego inflated Sirius Black.

Distractions - Now a threeshot. Takes a look into Sirius' perspective during Remus' challenge. Part of The Ginger Series.

The Mating of the Wersh: Brothers Prewett Edition- Let's be frank, they are Gwen's most vigilant protectors, and they do it in style. A look into the (maybe deranged) minds of Gideon and Fabian Prewett as they watch their sister grow up and fall for one Sirius Black. They may have been dismissive, but in all honesty, they just wanted to hex him for a bit of fun.


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In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
A Love Complex by Jack'N'SallyGal reviews
The Marauders 7th year begins with chaos. Put them against Slytherins, stern new professors, and deranged exgirlfriends and they can handle it... But love isn't always so easy to accept...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,586 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Still Left Behind A Year Later by MBP reviews
COMPLETE at last. The sequel to Left Behind...George is still trying to cope. Sometimes things have to get harder before they can get easier. Sometimes, it seems like they'll never get easier. SPOILERS FOR DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 67 - Words: 94,202 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Speeding Cars by EveyM reviews
I'M ADDING NEW CHAPTERS! [Roses and I Still Remember]. Marauder Era. The Marauder's need to grow up, and Sirius needs a helping hand. But he doesn't realise the one reason he grew up until it's too late. SBOC, JPLE, RLOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,471 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Death and King's Cross by sciathan file reviews
[DH Spoilers, One shot] Who was to know Death had etiquette enough to be personalized? Ensemble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eternal Promise by Gryphinwyrm7 reviews
You are invited to the Wizarding Wedding of the Century.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Eight Years Later by Strega Brava reviews
Harry visits the office of the Headmistress of Hogwarts to speak to the portrait of a former Headmaster. DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU HAVE NOT READ DEATHLY HALLOWS BECAUSE THERE ARE SPOILERS! Written in about 45 minutes. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Great Christmas Pudding Caper by isis uf reviews
Sirius proves he has more on his mind than women... there’s also food. Remus proves he's a Marauder... perhaps more so than when he was younger. Tonks proves she's a skilled Auror... with poor defenses against diversionary tactics. RemusTonks, SiriusHesti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by isis uf reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Whirligigs by Swishy Willow Wand reviews
It was on the train ride marking the beginning of her seventh year that her world of order and Potterhating came crashing down around her. [LilyJames] [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Midnight Happenings by lannah reviews
Lily's having some trouble sleeping but of course, James is there to 'help' her. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Vignettes On What Could Have Been reviews
[Ginger Series]Read Mating of the Wersh, first. As these are vignettes on what should have been, they are exactly that. A look into the lives of Gwen Prewett and Sirius Black had they not been torn apart by dark wizards with a megalomaniac complex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,670 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Official Investigation by Plant and Page reviews
A response to JKR's 800 word prequel. Oneshot. A certain pair of Order members go and clean up James and Sirius' mess.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
A Normal Day reviews
The Prewett Brothers' last day. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
The Mating of the Wersh: Brothers Prewett Edition reviews
Read [The Ginger Series] first. A look into the maniacal and softer sides of Gideon and Fabian Prewett. The Brothers Prewett Edition spins The Mating of the Wersh to their point of view. More accurate summary in profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Distractions reviews
[Part of The Ginger Series] Sirius Black surely doesn't get feelings for girls. I mean, they're just good for a shag right? An introspective look at Sirius Black before, during and after Remus' challenge. THREESHOT. Takes place during Mating of the Wersh
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Making of A Wersh reviews
A part of The Ginger Series:: Gwen Prewett didn't always hate Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
That Was Nice reviews
For Gwen Prewett was a most horrid ginger temptress and did not give in so quickly to Sirius Black's wiles. A four part followup to The Mating of the Wersh::Part of the Ginger Series:: Rated M for suggestive language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,246 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Mating of the Wersh reviews
Remus challenges Sirius into being unable to date, snog, frisk or shag any girl until James can get Lily to go out with him. What happens? Hilarity ensues as Sirius tries to fight his urges. Marauder era. SBOC, JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,084 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete