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Joined 08-29-06, id: 1124437, Profile Updated: 02-25-13
Author has written 5 stories for Left 4 Dead, Minecraft, Rise of the Guardians, Supernatural, and Spider-Man.

All of my old fanfiction, adult and otherwise, has been moved here as of November 07, 2012.

Fandoms I've written for are: Assassin's Creed, Left 4 Dead, Silent Hill, The Legend of Zelda, Saw, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Supernatural, Watchmen, Marblehornets, and a couple crossovers.

Most of it is slash.

My newest fanfiction can be found here, on Archive of Our Own.

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A Superhero's Weakness by xonceinadream reviews
[Disney-Kink Fill] Violet doesn't know how she ended up here, panties around her knees and Syndrome's fingers up her skirt.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Violet P., Syndrome] - Complete
Familiarity by Necrophagy reviews
A girl accidentally falls asleep in a Hunter's nest. What happens now? M for language and violence. All OCs. THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. It will not be finished. However, I am writing a new story using elements from this one.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,224 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Hunter, OC
Fear Of Fear's by Madam Chainsaw reviews
Summary inside, please Read and tell me what u think :) *Could Be Slash If U Want*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Bunnymund, Pitch
A Black Christmas fanfic by Ehlonna Bloodstorm reviews
Very obscure pairing. Set eight years after the events in the movie, Pitch Black finds himself depowered and working for Nicholas St. North. The Boogeyman has to get used to his new position and the fact that he's developing feelings for the Guardian of Wonder. But why did the Guardians save him? Side Jackrabbit.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,384 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - North, Pitch - Complete
Wills and Wants by CampionSayn reviews
The bridges between them are being rebuilt from the ones they've torched and burned to the ground, but slowly. Very slowly. One-shot. Rated for mentioned nudity.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
Moves Like This by Darbracken reviews
Challenge fic. Altair x Ezio, open room in assassin's base, the song moves like Jagger by Maroon 5. Warning for smuttiness.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
The Father and The Son by Hoffman Ripcord reviews
Orel has a nightmare concerning Hell. He joins his Father in the study for clarification, and receives more than he bargained for. Clayton/Oral, incest, M/M. Oneshot
Moral Orel - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Clay P., Orel P. - Complete
Brush of Venus by CampionSayn reviews
Another screw that could have turned after Snape's Worst Memory. Order of the Phoenix, half-sad, half-soft fluffy slash. Harry/Snape when you tilt and squint. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Better Than Scotch by ThingsThatNeedThings reviews
'Scrubs' PerryxJD fanfiction. Perry has always needed things, but Newbie never expected to be one of them.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Honey and Sulphur by AngeloftheOdd reviews
One-shot Cas/Crowley. A little supernatural sex. Spoilers for season 6X20.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Good Vibrations by thepunishment reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Broken by Misheard Whisper reviews
A proud Mightyena finds himself captured by repulsive humans that want to use and abuse him to their own ends. Can he escape, or will he give in to the pressure? One-shot, rated M for violence.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Mightyena/Guraena - Complete
It's In The Blood by Scarlet Web reviews
Tag to My Bloody Valentine. Castiel has an idea to help Sam with his blood cravings. It doesn't go exactly to plan. Slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sam W., Castiel
Like a Dog by The Mad Hatter Effect
Always loyal, even when he was being disobedient the man was loyal to him, Al Mualim. Oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Al Mualim, Altaïr - Complete
Left Alone by RorschachBleeder reviews
Bill is injured and left alone to wait for help. A smoker finds him, and does much worse to Bill than simply killing him. Oneshot. Rape, slash, SmokerXBill
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bill, Smoker - Complete
Morphine for the Heart by Miffy Buttons reviews
Hurt/comfort fill written for Anon on the KM. Takes place immediately after Rorschach kills Grice. Nite Owl II finds his partner in an unstable state.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
What We Have Always Been by IrishRoulette reviews
God help him, he couldn't even look at her. The only thing Dan Dreiberg could focus on was the pair of eyes on the television set, so familiar and yet so foreign, burning into him.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
Distraction by Narroch reviews
Right before the fight with Team Toguro, Kuwabara's nerves are getting the best of him. Kurama knows of something that will help them both. KuramaxKuwabara
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Closer, Further Away by Ravenspear reviews
Lucifer gives Castiel something he wants. Castiel would probably rather that he hadn't. Lucifer/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
The Consequences of Falling by applesandowls reviews
Sam/Dean/Cas, threesome. In which Sam and Dean act like Sam and Dean, and Cas can't take it anymore. Because, you know, the world is ending. Again.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Castiel, Dean W.
All in Your Head by PotatoCrumbs reviews
Desmond wakes up to an assassin in his bed. Desmond/Altaïr. Ficlet. Humor. PWP. Frottage.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete
SUPER LEFT 4 DEAD BROS by moupi reviews
mario in zomby apcoalsyp
Crossover - Mario & Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010
Behind and Before by InformalSpoofer reviews
Dan feels Rorschach's face for the first time, through the mask. Dan/Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
My Encounter with Totheark by RulerOfTravels reviews
MARBLE HORNETS fanfic. semi-alternate-universe. could be the sequel to "My Encounter with The Slender Man". A creepy and twisted story. rated M or NC-17, details inside. Jay/Totheark.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2010 - MarbleHornets - Complete
The Prince And I by Ms Shay X Pear reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange and Narcissa Malfoy have just gotten Severus Snape to make an Unbreakable Vow to protect Draco Malfoy... but what else does Bellatrix want from him? A series of 3 loosely connected one shots. Rated M for sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Orbit by LenoraLeopoldIII reviews
Daniel struggles to hold on to Rorschach
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
To be Lost, Losing, and Lost by InformalSpoofer reviews
It's a joke, Daniel. Not my story. In which Rorschach finds another reason not to sleep and Dan tries to comfort him. Pre-Roche. Nite Owl II/Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Demise by UnHappyPrincess reviews
Updated as of July 21, 2014. Enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
Ignorance by VladsGirl reviews
Strike me down where I stand. I wrote FlapjackxK'nuckles. And it's entirely inappropriate. One day Bubby gets fed up with the two boys and leaves. What will they do in her absence for a day? Yaoi, lemon, pedophilia shota con, little boy and older man sex
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Dream Lover by Between Iron and Silver reviews
ONESHOT Left alone in her room after Zant takes over her kingdom, Princess Zelda begins having strange dreams about a handsome--and somewhat cruel--man. Note, this is ZelGan smut, so if you don't like it, don't read!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
White Night Fantasy by Derriwynn reviews
Is Malon just another notch in Ganondorf's belt? Can she stand up to him and face him? Or will he manipulate her beyond even her own recognition? Malon/Ganondorf LEMON NOT a rape fic!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Ganondorf, Malon - Complete
Claws and Tongues by BlueRaine reviews
This was created by my best friend, I'm posting it to FF as a favor and will relay any and all feedback. Rated M for blood & gore, violence, and explicit sexual themes including what could possibly be considered rape between a Smoker and a Hunter.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Up Plus B by Derriwynn reviews
Anyone else notice Ganondorf has a questionable Up B move? It's the Ganon-Grope! Zelda is in for it now! Zelda/Ganondorf and Peach/Bowser.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ganondorf, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
Idiot by ShyRomantic reviews
Elliot is having a bad day and Perry is determined to find out why. CoxXReed
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry, Elliot R. - Complete
Salty Kisses: A MMOF Fanfic: Oneshot by Chiakakiri reviews
Flapjack is an adult now & a grand adventurer; As he thinks about the one that truly shaped him, tears are shed. Who will come to his aid & stop the waterworks?
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Incredible Desire by LovelyKouga reviews
YAOI LEMON starts off as rape. Syndrome/Mr. Incredible or Buddy/Bob: Mr. Incredible is torn apart with loss for his family, and Syndrome tries to coax the strong man he knows is inside him out for all to see. Set in the torturing chamber from the movie.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008
Seasons by kokoronoitami reviews
Rated for violence, sexuality, gore, dry humor: A predator's battle spills into a woman's house. She finds herself stranded with him, obstructed by the language barrier. Will she help him elude the F.B.I after learning his true intentions? R&R
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,972 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Cry for Hyrule by Seldavia reviews
Runs parallel to Wind Waker. The Hylian King has a few secrets he'd like to keep submerged and forgotten. Link learns he can trust no one in this endeavor, and discovers that even the most obvious of motives can have conflicting details.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,376 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Ode to Hate by Kovukono reviews
A lioness decides to break up with a lion. Oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day!
Lion King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The End As Told by Katherine by She Who Shall Go Nameless reviews
My wacky friend's ridickulously simplified version of how Deathly Hallows should have ended!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Voldemort and the Half Blood Scorcerer's Chamber by I Am Ginny Potter reviews
One day flippin’ Ralph Fiennes is being all evil with his snake face and all sitting in Barnes and Noble on the day of the 7th book release drinking an iced mocha and saying to himself, “Wow, I am most definitely badass crazy Ralph Fiennes.I kill babies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You Can Turn It All Around by Sarmoti reviews
Elliot has a really bad day and she ends up snaping and makes a bad choice. Carla sends Dr. Cox to change her mind. Can he turn it all around for her? Perry/Elliot
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Dr. Cox/Perry, Elliot R. - Complete
November Rain by PhantomVarg reviews
On a rainy evening, Devi is attacked while walking home. Nny rescues her, but is terribly wounded from the fight. Reluctantly, Devi drags his unconscious body to her apartment to take care of him. Soon the bond between them begins to rebuild itself...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,347 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Favored by Mirune Keishiko reviews
On his fifteenth birthday, Alphonse wonders if he gets to ask a question. Elricest, mild Armor!Sex, and some pretty tricky grammar.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
T3H DRAMA ZOMG by Jentaro reviews
A parody fic. Not much to say. If I had to summarize it, I would say it's over the top emo, and really pointless. Rated 'M' for T3H DRAMA!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Hermione G.
Temptation by Katarik reviews
How far would Lucifer go to know if Jesus really was the Son of God? Slash, LuciferJesus. One-shot.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
The Mega Dark Angsty Zelda Fic by Galaxy Girl reviews
Angst sure is popular these days, even in a generally lighthearted fandom like Zelda. Once upon a time, I thought I'd try my hand at a little depression.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2001 - Complete
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Tumult reviews
Eventual Otto!Peter. Otto-centric. Takes place in my own universe that's a blend of the movie's plot and the Ultimate Spider-Man comics. For reasons unknown 'Doctor Octopus', after years of struggling to prove himself no longer a danger to society, is attacked by Venom and comes dangerously close to losing his life as well as the fight. He's not the only one left wondering why.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2014
Loneliness and Denial reviews
Jack is afraid of Pitch, or is that what he is feeling? Takes place a few years after the Guardians defeated Pitch, Jack goes to see him and ask him why he is sending him strange nightmares… Slowly building, consensual, not for those with short attention spans. Currently on HIATUS.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,375 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost
After the Flood reviews
"How could a figment of Sam's tortured soul produce something so real? It didn't seem like it should have been possible..."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Lucifer, Castiel
The Steady Decline reviews
He woke up in this strange land, unable to remember his own name. With the belief that the dimension called 'The End' will hold the answers he seeks, it isn't long before a deadly obsession is formed. Read if you like Endermen.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011
Left Alive reviews
Jake is the last of a party of six that had tried to escape the rapid spread of the infection. He is attacked by a Hunter, but is not killed, only bitten. Slowly, he comes to realize why he was left alive; it turns out Hunters get lonely too. Not Slash.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,382 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Hunter - Complete