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Joined 08-29-06, id: 1124473, Profile Updated: 06-03-08
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Saiyuki, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Woot! I have absolutely nothing to say about myself! Of course by 'nothing' I mean 'it would take an entire encyclopedia to do justice to my ninja-tastic greatness'. Yeeaahh. Don't expect anything serious to come out of my mouth..er..keyboard. I do have something to say about kung fu, though:

"At Wah Lum Kung Fu" (an "Under the Boardwalk" parody)

In the parking lot you can hear the 'little dragons' yell.

You can train with the sparring gear, and weapons they sell.

At Wah Lum Kung Fu, and Tai Chiiiiii, yeah!

Training hard with my baby. That's where I'll be.

(At Wah Lum Kung Fu) Nose breathing only, run!

(At Wah Lum Kung Fu) We'll be having fun.

(At Wah Lum Kung Fu)Stretching in a maat gurt.

(At Wah Lum Kung Fu)You'll get a sweaty shirt at Wah Lum Kung Fu

Kung Fu!

And in bai fut sow, you can feel your thigh muscles burn.

When Sifu calls, "Tiat bon que!" inside out you will turn!

At Wah Lun Kung Fu and Tai Chiiiiii, yeah!

Training hard with my baby. That's where I'll be.

(At Wah Lum Kung Fu) Nose breathing only, run!

(At Wah Lum Kung Fu) We'll be having fun.

(At Wah Lum Kung Fu)Stretching in a maat gurt.

(At Wah Lum Kung Fu)You'll get a sweaty shirt at Wah Lum Kung Fu Kung Fu!

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Sacrifices reviews
Based on a Confucian legend. How far will the Gaang be willing to go to stop the Fire Nation? Sadness and mild Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Zuko - Complete
A blond, brunette, redhead, and a monkey? reviews
A bunch of blond jokes altered to fit our dysfunctional and rather crass heros.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
All the 'Gaang' Was Kung Fu Fighting reviews
Parody of "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas fitted to "Crossroads of Destiny"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Avatarman reviews
A Spiderman theme parody
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Avatar: The Last Pokemon reviews
A parody of the Pokemon theme song, and then some.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Security gaurd neji reviews
A horrendously awful dialogue project in which Neji catches Naruto shop-lifting. Crack fic. Slight NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete