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Joined 08-29-06, id: 1124604, Profile Updated: 11-25-08
Author has written 3 stories for Alex Rider, and Twilight.

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Shrimps & Kitties by tsukiflower reviews
Random funny short stories featuring the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist! New chapter added!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 15,779 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Edward E.
A Cat Is For Life by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
Yassen finds himself the unexpecting owner of a kitten. Crack! fic. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Holiday Traditions by Maat's Feather reviews
Royai Future Fic: In which Roy learns sometimes it's best not to mess with the status quo.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
At the cold winter morning by IlonaSuruna reviews
FINALLY COMPLETED! A fic about Yassen Gregorovich and his past, the events that made him the man he grew up to be. A little touching, a little raw, a little AU...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Yassen G. - Complete
Undercover by freakily obsessed Yassen fan reviews
This is a sort of follow-up from Lonely. Yassen meets a girl for one night, then discovers she works for MI6 when she's sent on a mission into SCORPIA. Worse, he find himself falling for her, but who does he owe more to? SCORPIA, or Kerryn? R&R please!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,243 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Freedom by storiewriter reviews
Emerald is a squirrelmaid, caught by a band of slavers and sold into the camp of Oveline, the black fox. War is rising quickly, and the Abbeydwellers must look to the south.. Bear with me; first story written here. EXTREME Sue warning. Complete synopsis
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,248 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
The People He Loved by MissMoony7575 reviews
After Yassen survives the crash, he finds himself acting as a father to a girl. In a single moment of madness, he's back in the world he thought he'd left behind - and he's dragged Alex back in as well. Post Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Yassen by MaStEr-WoLfIe reviews
Yassen Gregorovich survived the bullet! Finally updated! Chapter 10 now added!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 1/13/2005
Scar by jkdg3461 reviews
Alex is given a near impossible mission. 'Alex Rider x Harry Potter' crossover fic. PARODY.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Alex R./Cub
Viva El Chacorro! Long Live The Cub! by PrattlingPrincess reviews
Take a sixty year long conflict in Colombia. Add Alex Rider. Sprinkle in four carefully chosen SAS opperatives. Then pour in a two week trek through the Colombian jungle, and a mission that's sure to fail. Mix violently. Please drink responsibly.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
Super Mafia Brothers by Recon31030 reviews
It begins with a murder, in the dark city of chicago...major AU and Xover. Rated for language, violence, and transvestites.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007
A Series of Twisted One Shots: Furuba Style! by Dyeh reviews
Things are seriously messed up. Akito has a party cup fetish, Hatori reads adult magazines, Yuki's slow cooked, Haru loves pie, Kyo plays with Barbie Dolls, and much, much more. Oneshot series. Final One shot up. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 35,813 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
Death Comes Quickly by Shayde703 reviews
The point to Life is Death. Yassen's point of view leading up to when he kills Ian Rider. first ARfic. COMPLETED!CHAPTER THREE UP! REVIEWS NEEDED!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Life of an Assassin by Tastytime reviews
What happened in that wet, humid jungle where Yassen was brought on his first kill and what happened afterwards. John Rider x Yassen Gregorvich. Don't like slash, then don't read
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/26/2006
To Warm a Frozen Soul by Wynjamor reviews
Yassen effects a successful rescue, but where does that leave him with the girl? Angst!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,184 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006
Voldemort: The Mastermind Of Chick Flicks? by ColorMeKissable reviews
I can’t believe it has come down to this. Have I actually sunk this low? I, the supreme, evil, vile, cruel, Dark Lord Voldemort…like chick flicks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Voldemort
Silas's Hilarious Antics by Eric and Derek reviews
Well, this is rather mad, funny and freaky. It's coauthored, and very out of character. It is funny! please R and R! enjoy !Derek and Eric xxx The Title, is rather self explanatory so theres no need for a massive summary! heheh!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005
Invasion of the cows by Daggers hurt reviews
Just read...
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
The Long Awaited Parody by Fan of Fan Fic reviews
Yes, its finally here. An Alex Rider parody. Artemis Fowl phobics, be warned.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,371 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
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Every Rose Has Its Thorns reviews
Teenage spy Alex Rider ends up meeting a few new friends. Well, maybe not exactly friends, more like acquaintances he can't get rid of. But soon he finds they may end up saving his life, and he, theirs. Serious at times, humorous at others!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Lost Hearts reviews
A Twilight fan fiction that runs as parallel as possible to the original plot and begins just before Breaking Dawn. It's not RandomxEdward! Yaaay! Hopefully a mix of a little comedy, drama, and almost subtle romance. Rating may change as new chapt added.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Jasper
Alex Rider Randomness OF NINJA PWNAGE! reviews
Just random things most of them pretty short and funneh! with the AR characters. Some spoilers for up to Scorpia. Rated T for a little bit of language...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007