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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, Stargate: SG-1, and Stargate: Atlantis.

Name: Karma

Age: Betwixt 20 and 30

Occupation: Receptionist at a real estate agency

Loves:

Dogs; wolves; big cats; bears; seals; reptiles; not being a vegetarian; my family; reading good stories; laughing; smeevilness; smiley's; giving opinions and sarcasm; redheads; fictional men (they're just ... better); food; music; writing; MadScaryHappyDances; singing badly; nice clothes; sci-fi; animé; manga; comedies.

Loathes:

Shopping; crowds; queues; dog drool; most house cats; rodents; garlic; mushrooms; celery; housework; racism; swearing; bills; violence; clowns & mimes; pink; James Blunt; unexpected visitors; anything - including spiders - that can be classified as a bug (except ladybugs and earthworms); cigarettes.

Fave Colours:

Purple, silver, black, blue, green and pale yellow - really depends on my mood and what I'm looking at.

Fave Movies:

"Kung Pow: Enter The Fist"; most "Carry On" movies, but my fave is "Carry On Spying"; Robin Hood: Men In Tights; Stargate: Continuum.

Fave TV Shows:

"One Piece"; "Stargate SG-1"; "Stargate Atlantis"; "Pokémon"; "Dragon Ball" series'; "MacGyver"; "NCIS"; "Star Trek Enterprise" ... plus a few others that I can't remember.

Fave TV Characters:

Rodney McKay; Ba'al; Evan Lorne; Charles Kawalsky; Jack O'Neill; Daniel Jackson; John Sheppard; Carson Beckett; Psyduck; James (Team Rocket); Piccolo; Goku; Vegeta; Tien; MacGyver; Jethro Gibbs; Tony DiNozzo; Roronoa Zoro; Monkey D. Luffy; Portgas D. Ace; Captain Shanks; Benn Beckman; Dracule Mihawk; Smoker; Iceburg; Paulie.

Fave Music style:

Don't have one, really, but I like rock 'n' roll; jazz; classical; R&B; and hip-hop.

Fave Books or Series:

"Six Sacred Stones"; "Temple"; "Seven Ancient Wonders"; "Hover Car Racer" (Matthew Reilly); "Harry Potter" series (JK Rowling); "Lord of the Rings" & "The Hobbit"; "Redwall" series (Brian Jacques); all "Anne of Green Gables" books except "Rainbow Valley" (LM Montgomery); Lee Child's Jack Reacher novels; "Cairo Jim" series (Geoffrey McSkimming); "One Piece" manga

Fave Authors:

Matthew Reilly - aka my most favourite author of all time!! Oh, uh and I think I'll also throw in Echiiro Oda; JK Rowling; LM Montgomery; CS Lewis; Lee Child; JRR Tolkien; Geoffrey McSkimming and the people who write the Stargate storylines.

Fave Canon 'Ships:

Harry Potter: Harry x Ginny; Remus x Tonks; Ron x Hermione

Stargate SG-1: Sam x Jack; Daniel x Vala

Fave Fanon 'Ships:

Harry Potter: Harry x Hermione; Sirius x Fleur; Neville x Luna; Ron x Luna; Percy x Hermione; Dean x Luna; Bellatrix x Snape

Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis: Jonas x Sam; Ronon x Teyla; John x Teyla, Rodney x Elizabeth; Rodney x Sam

One Piece: Nami x Sanji; Zoro x Nami; Benn x Robin (RoBenn FTW!); Franky x Robin; Shanks x Makino

Cairo Jim: Jim x Jocelyn


Fics on hold:

Crossing Worlds. Sorry, I don't know when I'll be getting around to this next, as I've sort of lost interest in it while Stargate once again takes hold of all my fandom cells. Never fear! I will be returning to the Harry Potter fandom and Crossing Worlds in time - my fandoms take a hold of me by turn. XD

Chain Mail Atlantis Style!. I promised an epilogue, I know. And it will either get one, or I'll write this out again in fic form (as in a question and a small story per chapter. Bear with me!

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The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers by FireValkyrie reviews
Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 625,381 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/11/2003 - OC, George W.
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 344 - Words: 696,444 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
A Day in the Life by the.quiet.composer reviews
A day in Ichiryuu's life in which he attempts to deal with the Four Little Menaces, as recorded in his diary. This part covers from 06:00 to 11:56; there will be two other chapters, one for afternoon and one for evening.
Toriko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Heavenly Kings, Teppei, Jirou
The White Reaper by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The Dursleys 'accidentally' kill Harry when he is six. Harry wakes up to the Elders and the Angel of Death arguing over what he should be. How will Hogwarts handle the first and only White Reaper in existence? eventual SLASH! Up for adoption.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Cole T., Harry P. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Toddler Troubles Rewritten by Clarobell reviews
After falling into a mystical lake, Sanji Zoro and Luffy are changed into Toddlers. With the monster trio out of action, how will the straw hats cope? Rewrite in progress - now with Franky and Brooke! Chapter 8 up!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006
Thirty Sword Katas by callosum reviews
30 ficlets featuring our favourite green-haired swordsman Zoro! #28 War: The battle to rescue Zoro from the hands of the Marines begins. Third of a five-parter.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,913 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zoro
Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,490 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Return of the Parents by AutumnBreeze12 reviews
No one ever really thought that Lily and James Potter would come back. But they never considered that the rules don't seem to apply to the Potter family...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,178 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P.
A Million Times by Jess Pallas reviews
This is a collection of RLNT one shots, ranging from humour to angst. I hope you enjoy them. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,375 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Werewolf love Maybe! by blueshock reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter all have girlfriends, leaving Remus feeling alone.What happens when he finds someone and is she right for him? What happens when Sirius begins to like that same girl? Will he ruin it for Remus? Plz R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,868 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
Pokémon Watchers by PG Palmer reviews
When we started our travels in Hoenn we thought it would be simple. But there's nothing simple about a dangerous man's goal to bring anarchy to the world with Shadow Pokémon. And though we're the only ones who can defeat him, I'm not sure we're able to.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007
A Twin Star by ROGUEFURY reviews
A girl finds her way into the DBZ dimension, where with the help of her fave fics and with the use of an old possession from a previous life, will find who she truly is, and where she belongs.Ch.18 FINALLY UP! Hope you guys enjoy!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 217,577 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Piccolo
Second Identity, Third Oculus by Piccylo reviews
Not AU. Kushami(Lunch) finally found Tenshinhan after chasing after him all that time. Now, she's living with him while he's training, but how easy is it to get his three eyes to avert from his training, especially when she can sneeze at any moment?
Dragon Ball - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,723 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 7/5/2004
Brock's Handy Pokemon Guide by Ringtailer720 reviews
Brock writes a guide on taking care of your pokemon, using our heroes as examples. Part 15: Karma pays back Officer Jenny in her attempt to housetrain a Growlithe.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2005
Hearts Over Dracontias by Isis and Neit reviews
Charlie Weasley investigates a mysterious dragon killing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,203 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Charlie W., Luna L. - Complete
The Misadventures of Arranged Marriage by Sylvia Snape reviews
Silly things about the lives of Severus and Hermione, including but not limited to: misunderstandings, secrets and bloopers. The crazy spinoff of When All Else Fails, by Rickmanlover24601. Written as a series of 100 word drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 221 - Words: 23,318 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
That Summer by The Starhorse reviews
The summer after the war, Fred and George rebuild their lives. Series of one-shots, multiple characters. Takes place after the events of Fox Ears and The Worthy King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/25/2008 - George W., Fred W.
General For Free by BiteMeTechie reviews
It appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For Rent
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Hells Bells by Starkiller reviews
On the run up to the Battle of Hogwarts, the Grim Reaper is deuced into a deal which secures a curious fate for Fred Weasley. Meanwhile, George unwittingly wins the affections of Luna Lovegood. Prequel to Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
Azkaban by hermione myriapod reviews
Post Hp7. Voldemort is defeated. Hermione is is Azkaban for murdering someone. Malfoy is holding someone captive. ANd it is all very mysterious... Please Read and Review! Characters include Hermione, Draco, Lavender, Harry and Ginny... plus one more...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
O, Cruel Fate! by greywing reviews
A reclusive botanist finds herself unceremoniously whisked into Middle Earth...in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring irritated Valar,fainting ellith, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrond
Personal Personnel by C.S. Williams reviews
Gate technicians really do see everything that comes through the 'gate. When Elizabeth's day takes a turn for the worse after the latest Earth transmission, Chuck tries to help out.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S., Chuck - Complete
What if by Gundambaby reviews
Silly Drabbles, Shortshots and Oneshot and a list. Newest: What if ... The team was turned into rebellious teenagers?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 52,857 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Grand, Stupid Things by The Starhorse reviews
Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Worthy King by The Starhorse reviews
George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bill W., Fred W.
The Camping Trip by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
With Voldemorts and the N.E.W.T.'s threats in the air, Dumbledore proposed a camping trip for the seventh years. Prepare for small woodland animal attacks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Hear no Evil, See no Evil by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred will do anything to win back Angelina's heart, even if it means venturing through the strange little door that has appeared in Stoatshead Hill. Angelina x Fred, FredxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Harry Potter and the Gift of the Superi by elizia25000bc reviews
AU After Harry defeats Voldemort, the dead begin to return, very much alive. Takes off from end of book five except Sirius is still alive in this. HG, LJ. View the trailer at YouTube under Elizia25000bc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,063 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., James P.
The Emperor's Rose by DesertLilies reviews
After hearing a prophecy, James Potter was willing to do anything to protect his unborn daughter, including turning her into a boy. A girl!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Caught out in the Rain by Phoenix-cry reviews
A short bit of Danny whumping. This is actually a story to go along with a recent digital painting that I've done that can be found by clicking on my Homepage. The painting has the same title.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
The Wizards of Hogs by Tiger-Cub684 reviews
When McGonagall foils a prank and the Marauders lose all their best stuff, they will have to make their way through the magical land of Oz to get back home in one piece. A Wizard of Oz parody.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sirius B.
The Cloak by BrazenFerlie reviews
Can an Invisibility Cloak bring two people together? Lily Evans would like to think not. JPLE Rated T just to be safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,880 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Personal Diary of Lt Col John Sheppard by Mistress Elysia reviews
Just a bit of silliness begins around the Season 2 episode 'Trinity'. Dr. Heightmeyer has decided that the Atlantis crew need to write diaries to keep them grounded Sheppard thinks this is a great idea until he is told he must 'lead by example'...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2007 - John S.
TimeTurner Twist by Morloth reviews
Nine of the HP characters are thrown forward in time. Here they ALL meet their children to be. And the paring of the future don’t agree with all of them. HrSS HpDm …
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,938 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Am Just A Flea by Gingham and Basil reviews
It started when Draco decided to do something about Hermione's lack of interest in his harassing. When things went from bad to worse, trying to find out what she thought of him, that he finally became scared...and addicted to this wee thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,243 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mischief Managed by Lexie-H reviews
In their final year at Hogwarts, the Marauders have set loose on the castle, a fact which promises to make seventh year the most memorable of them all! LJ romance, laughs and generally a lot of fun... check it out! RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,763 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hitchhiker by Phoenix-cry reviews
Daniel ends up with an itch that can't be simply scratched. A humours story in a horror kinda way.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - D. Jackson, J. Fraiser - Complete
A Wizard Reunion by bookworm9306 reviews
Its been done to death, but I like it. James and Lily didn't die and see their only son in his third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - James P., Harry P.
Roadtrip by Ice fire and water reviews
Voldemort's bored of fighting so suggests a break to his most loyal deatheaters. The results ROADTRIP! Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Notes from a Pizza Parlour by Starkiller reviews
Murder, love and lies in a New York pizza parlour. A Michelangelo romance. Possible Irma x Donnie romance.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Michelangelo, Donatello, Irma L.
Raising Prongslet MV by 3marauderetts reviews
This is Moony's version of Raising Prongslet. basically this is what I think would have happened if certain Marauders had raised Harry. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Remus L., Harry P.
Shadow Fallen by Feral Geek reviews
Original Character Fic.The daughter of 'Steve' happens across the flag team of Atlantis...stuff happens. Please, read and review.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
Earthworms and a Slightly Horny Suit of Armour by hipotamus reviews
With his wealth, charm, incredible Quidditch abilities, and of course his devastatingly goodlooks, James Potter claims he can win any girl's heart. Lily is out to prove him wrong. LJ lovehate. sure to put a smile on your face! R&R. rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,043 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Course You Know, This Means War by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
You don't get between me and my work if you want to live. Many people learn this quickly. Some, however... Chapter 5 the chapter of SHIPPING is up! Epilogue tomorrow.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Sam Carter: The Event Horizon of Reason by Sarah74656 reviews
Sequel to Sam Carter's Diary. Last year, Sam read a book called 'Bridget Jones' Diary' and decided to emulate Bridget by keeping a diary of her own. She had a very memorable year. Now that year is over, but another is about to begin...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 1/28/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Mixing Up Worlds by Yangu Fuyu reviews
What happens when a 4th unforgivable curse is found by none other then Voldemort. He decides too “Time warp” the people he hates the most. Post HBP – seventh year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Os de domn Vlad Dracula by denverhockeygirl reviews
Death Eaters are being sighted in western Romania, forcing Charlie Weasley to follow them into Transylvania, unearthing a lost relic, a medieval secret society and the fight between good and evil. [incomplete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Charlie W., Voldemort
Reflection of Stupidity by Princess-Rachy reviews
Gibbs gets Tony a new filing cabinet. 'So what' you may ask... well that's a good question...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Damsel in Distress by Telturwen reviews
Charlie Weasley takes Ron, Harry and Hermione to Romania over the summer to visit the dragon caves, but the vacation turns into a complete fiasco when Hermione finds herself in a very hot situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Béte Noir: The Office by Taintedpromises reviews
The whole teams true Béte Noir comes true...within the office!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Son Goku's First Steps by Yama-san reviews
Goku's First Adventure
Dragon Ball - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006
Duck by hipotamus reviews
Ron gives Hermione a box of chickens. Madness ensues. Short and sweet. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Remus's Misadventures in Kittensitting by Shinigami's Demon reviews
A story of Sirius, Remus, and an unexpected threat to Remus's health. What happens when Remus is left alone all afternoon to watch Sirius's new pet?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Spiders Aren't So Bad by Blue Arrow reviews
Lily spots a certain 8 legged creature whilst studying in her room at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Passing Notes In Class by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
Lily, and the Mrauders passing notes in various class. And sometimes, it's easier to reveal some things in paper than facetoface, but not for long. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Poison Rationality by StaceyLC reviews
Severus Snape has been chosen to join Charlie Weasley in Romania, to help create a vaccine for Dragon Pox. While there, however, Charlie becomes severely ill with a strange disease, and Snape must somehow bring him to St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,103 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Severus S., Charlie W. - Complete
Ships That Pass In The Night by Reefgirl reviews
ChallengeFic. The missing Firing Range scene between Charlie and Lorne from A Meeting of Minds by NenyaVilyaNenya. The Bunny Busters belong to BiteMeTechie
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Seriously DiNozzo by Princess-Rachy reviews
I really don't know what this is. It's only small though so you could just come read it. Kay? Cool.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
What's A Boat Without A Name? by susietomcat reviews
Jethro has finally finished his boat, and all that evades him now is a name.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Extermination of the Dumbleduck by Keepers of the Horny Gay Men reviews
School had become boring. The classes, the studying, the constant neardeath experiences... Harry knew who was to blame for all this. And for once, it wasn’t Voldemort. It was Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Imperius by Jess Pallas reviews
“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 208,480 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
The Squad by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
Co authored by Nerwen Aldarion, AU John and Ronon are officers working for the LAPD, they have to protect a witness, Elizabeth, while Ronon falls for waitress Teyla, Shweir TeylaDex
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006
Sam Carter's Diary by Sarah74656 reviews
Sam gets a book for Christmas that inspires her to do some diarywriting... A fic very much in the Bridget Jones mould!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Super Side Effect by Teri reviews
Off the Record, Jack tells hank of about a time when the team visited a planet with an unusual red sun. Did Jack reap the SUPER benefits of his ancient gene? It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Jack?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
The Truth About Cats & Dogs by solongsolonggonebabygone reviews
Crackfic, Season 2 AU, One Shot. When Tony and Kate are accidentally exposed to DNA altering bioterrorist gas, the team is stuck dealing with the consequences when things get a little...hairy.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Weasley by two authors reviews
Harry came to stay with the Weasley's for the summer. He comes to find the family upset because they recieved an owl from Charlie saying he couldn't come home. When Harry and Ron discover an old photo things start taking interesting turns.....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Wraith in the Night by Quidditch Cup reviews
Charlie leaves a coworker at the Weasley's for the summer with the hopes they can help her. The twins take to her immediately, but Hermione beings to suspect that her abnormalitly is more than it seems. FWOC RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005 - George W.
Where We Lack Stealth, We Gain Ground by samirant reviews
Where Charlie eats too much, Bill spies (just a little), Ron tests his persuasive skills and Ginny yells. All in all, a regular night in the Weasley household. Post-OOTP, One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Tempest Tossed Seas by Quidditch Cup reviews
A friend of Elizabeth's travels to port Royale, but on the way, tragedy strikes, leaving Elizabeth watching out for her friends well being, and giving Commodore Norrington a handful...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2004
Sugar and Spice and Everything Funny by Rock Angel reviews
Use to be "Just A Little Girl" Fred is going through interesting changes. How would he and others adjust to this sudden change? I always wanted to write a Fred and George Weasley story. Please Read. New Ch. 5
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Fred W.
Chasing Dragons by mosylu reviews
In his fifth year, Charlie Weasley learns what it really means to risk it all for a dream. Latest chapter: 1
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Charlie W.
Window of Revelation by Candy Dawn reviews
This is little story set in Teri's 'Jack' universe during Window of Opportunity. It is a StargateMacGyver crossover. What new and interesting things will his teamates never have known about?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - J. O'Neill
The Amazing Paper Clip by Teri reviews
How will Sam react when she finds out that Jack fixed a DHD with paperclips in front of a disbelieving Daniel. MacGyver Crossover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 8/1/2004 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, MacGyver - Complete
An Arranged Marriage by asphyxiated reviews
What will our Severus and Hermione do when they're forced to marry? Based VERY loosely on the WIKTT Marriage Law challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Jack? by Teri reviews
Jack's past is classified, but what if there was more to it than that? Could Jack's abrupt departure lead the team to find out about his past? Will they be able to accept the truth about Jack? Stargate MacGyver Crossover Complete
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,675 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 4/27/2002 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Cold as Ash by GreenGecko reviews
Harry is having a bad summer after his fifth year. Hot days, a long walk, and some unexpected revelations. One-shot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eye on the Prize by KT SHY reviews
When Sauron switches bodies with Frodo, it’s an all out race against time (with the Fellowship on his heels) to get the Ring back to Mordor! NEW: Act 16: Leaving Amber-lei and the Crossing to Gondor: In which stuff happens. Oh, so much stuff! Please RnR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,107 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Frodo B., Sauron
Less Than Perfectionis by CrystalStarGuardian reviews
Due to an 'accident' in Potions, Harry is now a girl.. Permanently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Legendary Charlie Weasley by Llyn Moriath reviews
“Gryffindor hadn’t won the Quidditch Cup since the legendary Charlie Weasley had
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Go Your Own Way by Daina reviews
During the summer of the trio's fifth year, the Weasley family invites Harry and Hermione with them on a holiday to visit Charlie at the Romanian dragon colony. Dragons, however, are not the only interesting in habitants of the area. Features H/G, R/Hr C
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Weasley Babysitting by Joey Potter reviews
Takes place around 1982. Mr and Mrs Weasley are going out, and Bill and Charlie have to watch their younger siblings. Please R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2002
The Arranged Marriage by Adela H reviews
A strange proposal, and Draco and Ginny find themselves married. Will they ever overcome their differences? D/G!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,403 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 6/2/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Dragon Hunter by NytBloomer reviews
Heehee...I know, ANOTHER parody? Like I write anything else. But this isn't a songfic...its a parody of the Crocodile Hunter show, this time starring Charlie Weasley...my FAVORITE Weasley, and Hagrid on mage-o-cam! No romance at all...unless you count
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2001
The Life in the Flame by The Cynic reviews
I hope someone already hasn't gotten to this idea.. It follows what exactly Charlie Weasley's been doing in Romania, and includes dragons, witches, betrayal (maybe), and a ring of evil wizards smuggling illegal dragon parts out of the country. Yes, it sho
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2001 - Published: 4/13/2001
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The Fat Friar and the Frosting Death reviews
Got the idea from a random title generator and ran with it. Why DID the Fat Friar decide to become a ghost?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Chain Mail Atlantis Style! reviews
When Dr O'Neill is sent a chain mail quiz, she forgot about it. But fortunately, she has friends who want to do it with her! And here all the answers, for your viewing pleasure. Set in Season 4. Will eventually become an actual fic... maybe.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Ronunzel reviews
Rodney reads his niece Madison a fairy tale - starring the cast of Stargate Atlantis!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
Crossing Worlds reviews
It's a LITERAL alternate universe. Harry isn't Harry, but a girl named Eden, who suddenly ends up in Harry's world. Set after HBP, ignores a whole lot of canon, lots of evil! Aimed for non!Mary Sue, but you can decide for yourself. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - OC, Bill W.
Tooth and Claw reviews
As a favour to the Tok'ra, SG1 check out a supposedly barren planet. The result? A VERY unhappy SG1 is fuzzy on the details. First 2 chapters written by Phoenix dash Cry and then adopted out to me.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
I Wish I Was a Saiyan Girl reviews
Song parody based on Sandi Thom's I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Galia's Rebellion reviews
OC Galia meets the Dark Lord Pettigrew gets what's coming to him & Harry isn't loved. First completed fanfic, please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - OC, Draco M. - Complete