Teapot Bunyip
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Joined 08-31-06, id: 1125455, Profile Updated: 09-30-17
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, Stargate: SG-1, and Stargate: Atlantis.

Name: Teapot Bunyip

Age: Betwixt 30 and 40

Occupation: Receptionist at a real estate agency

Loves: Dogs; big cats; bears; otters; reptiles; my family; reading good stories; laughing; redheads; fictional men (they're just ... better); food; music; writing; singing badly; sci-fi; animé; manga; comedies

Loathes: Shopping; crowds; queues; dog drool; rodents; mushrooms; celery; housework; racism; swearing; bills; violence; clowns mimes; pink; James Blunt; unexpected visitors; bugs arachnids; cigarettes

Fave Colours: White, pale yellow turquoise

Fave Movies: "Kung Pow: Enter The Fist"; most "Carry On" movies, but my fave is "Carry On Spying"; Robin Hood: Men In Tights; Stargate: Continuum.

Fave TV Shows: "One Piece"; "Stargate SG-1"; "Stargate Atlantis"; "Pokémon"; "Dragon Ball" series'; "MacGyver"; "NCIS"; "Star Trek Enterprise" ... plus a few others that I can't remember.

Fave Music style: Don't have one, really, but I like rock 'n' roll; jazz; classical; R&B; and hip-hop.

Fave Books or Series: "Six Sacred Stones"; "Temple"; "Seven Ancient Wonders"; "Hover Car Racer" (Matthew Reilly); "Lord of the Rings" & "The Hobbit"; "Redwall" series (Brian Jacques); all "Anne of Green Gables" books except "Rainbow Valley" (LM Montgomery); Lee Child's Jack Reacher novels; "Cairo Jim" series (Geoffrey McSkimming); "One Piece" manga

Fave Authors: Matthew Reilly - aka my most favourite author of all time!! Oh, uh and I think I'll also throw in Echiiro Oda; LM Montgomery; CS Lewis; Lee Child; JRR Tolkien; Geoffrey McSkimming


Fics on hold:

Crossing Worlds. Indefinitely. Sorry, I'm Harry Potter'd out.

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Yvara by Shivani reviews
An attempt at an RP-style play-through of Skyrim, with a story written based on the journal mod I used to keep track of what happened, separated into ten parts. (Slow to start.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 177,219 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Complete
The Watcher at Highpass by NooShoak reviews
There are many stories to be told in this world... this is but one of them: the tale of the Dovahkiin, and the Dovah who would fight at his side. Rated T to be safe. Now Complete!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 124 - Words: 216,432 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Toddler Troubles Rewritten by Clarobell reviews
After falling into a mystical lake, Sanji Zoro and Luffy are changed into Toddlers. With the monster trio out of action, how will the straw hats cope? Rewrite in progress - now with Franky and Brooke! Chapter 8 up!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006
Thirty Sword Katas by callosum reviews
30 ficlets featuring our favourite green-haired swordsman Zoro! #28 War: The battle to rescue Zoro from the hands of the Marines begins. Third of a five-parter.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,913 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zoro
General For Free by BiteMeTechie reviews
It appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For Rent
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
O, Cruel Fate! by greywing reviews
A reclusive botanist finds herself unceremoniously whisked into Middle Earth...in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring irritated Valar,fainting ellith, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrond
Personal Personnel by C.S. Williams reviews
Gate technicians really do see everything that comes through the 'gate. When Elizabeth's day takes a turn for the worse after the latest Earth transmission, Chuck tries to help out.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S., Chuck - Complete
What if by Gundambaby reviews
Silly Drabbles, Shortshots and Oneshot and a list. Newest: What if ... The team was turned into rebellious teenagers?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 52,857 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006
Grand, Stupid Things by The Starhorse reviews
Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Caught out in the Rain by Phoenix-cry reviews
A short bit of Danny whumping. This is actually a story to go along with a recent digital painting that I've done that can be found by clicking on my Homepage. The painting has the same title.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Personal Diary of Lt Col John Sheppard by Mistress Elysia reviews
Just a bit of silliness begins around the Season 2 episode 'Trinity'. Dr. Heightmeyer has decided that the Atlantis crew need to write diaries to keep them grounded Sheppard thinks this is a great idea until he is told he must 'lead by example'...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2007 - John S.
Hitchhiker by Phoenix-cry reviews
Daniel ends up with an itch that can't be simply scratched. A humours story in a horror kinda way.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - D. Jackson, J. Fraiser - Complete
Notes from a Pizza Parlour by Starkiller reviews
Murder, love and lies in a New York pizza parlour. A Michelangelo romance. Possible Irma x Donnie romance.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Michelangelo, Donatello, Irma L.
Shadow Fallen by Feral Geek reviews
Original Character Fic.The daughter of 'Steve' happens across the flag team of Atlantis...stuff happens. Please, read and review.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
Of Course You Know, This Means War by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
You don't get between me and my work if you want to live. Many people learn this quickly. Some, however... Chapter 5 the chapter of SHIPPING is up! Epilogue tomorrow.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Sam Carter: The Event Horizon of Reason by Sarah74656 reviews
Sequel to Sam Carter's Diary. Last year, Sam read a book called 'Bridget Jones' Diary' and decided to emulate Bridget by keeping a diary of her own. She had a very memorable year. Now that year is over, but another is about to begin...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 1/28/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Reflection of Stupidity by Princess-Rachy reviews
Gibbs gets Tony a new filing cabinet. 'So what' you may ask... well that's a good question...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Béte Noir: The Office by Taintedpromises reviews
The whole teams true Béte Noir comes true...within the office!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Ships That Pass In The Night by Reefgirl reviews
ChallengeFic. The missing Firing Range scene between Charlie and Lorne from A Meeting of Minds by NenyaVilyaNenya. The Bunny Busters belong to BiteMeTechie
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Seriously DiNozzo by Princess-Rachy reviews
I really don't know what this is. It's only small though so you could just come read it. Kay? Cool.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
What's A Boat Without A Name? by susietomcat reviews
Jethro has finally finished his boat, and all that evades him now is a name.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
The Squad by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
Co authored by Nerwen Aldarion, AU John and Ronon are officers working for the LAPD, they have to protect a witness, Elizabeth, while Ronon falls for waitress Teyla, Shweir TeylaDex
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006
Sam Carter's Diary by Sarah74656 reviews
Sam gets a book for Christmas that inspires her to do some diarywriting... A fic very much in the Bridget Jones mould!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Super Side Effect by Teri reviews
Off the Record, Jack tells hank of about a time when the team visited a planet with an unusual red sun. Did Jack reap the SUPER benefits of his ancient gene? It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Jack?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
The Truth About Cats & Dogs by solongsolonggonebabygone reviews
Crackfic, Season 2 AU, One Shot. When Tony and Kate are accidentally exposed to DNA altering bioterrorist gas, the team is stuck dealing with the consequences when things get a little...hairy.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Tempest Tossed Seas by Quidditch Cup reviews
A friend of Elizabeth's travels to port Royale, but on the way, tragedy strikes, leaving Elizabeth watching out for her friends well being, and giving Commodore Norrington a handful...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2004
Window of Revelation by Candy Dawn reviews
This is little story set in Teri's 'Jack' universe during Window of Opportunity. It is a StargateMacGyver crossover. What new and interesting things will his teamates never have known about?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - J. O'Neill
The Amazing Paper Clip by Teri reviews
How will Sam react when she finds out that Jack fixed a DHD with paperclips in front of a disbelieving Daniel. MacGyver Crossover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 8/1/2004 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, MacGyver - Complete
Jack? by Teri reviews
Jack's past is classified, but what if there was more to it than that? Could Jack's abrupt departure lead the team to find out about his past? Will they be able to accept the truth about Jack? Stargate MacGyver Crossover Complete
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,675 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 4/27/2002 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Eye on the Prize by KtShhh reviews
When Sauron switches bodies with Frodo, it’s an all out race against time (with the Fellowship on his heels) to get the Ring back to Mordor! NEW: Act 16: Leaving Amber-lei and the Crossing to Gondor: In which stuff happens. Oh, so much stuff! Please RnR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,107 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Frodo B., Sauron
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The Fat Friar and the Frosting Death reviews
Got the idea from a random title generator and ran with it. Why DID the Fat Friar decide to become a ghost?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Chain Mail Atlantis Style! reviews
When Dr O'Neill is sent a chain mail quiz, she forgot about it. But fortunately, she has friends who want to do it with her! And here all the answers, for your viewing pleasure. Set in Season 4. Will eventually become an actual fic... maybe.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Ronunzel reviews
Rodney reads his niece Madison a fairy tale - starring the cast of Stargate Atlantis!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
Crossing Worlds reviews
It's a LITERAL alternate universe. Harry isn't Harry, but a girl named Eden, who suddenly ends up in Harry's world. Set after HBP, ignores a whole lot of canon, lots of evil! Aimed for non!Mary Sue, but you can decide for yourself. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - OC, Bill W.
Tooth and Claw reviews
As a favour to the Tok'ra, SG1 check out a supposedly barren planet. The result? A VERY unhappy SG1 is fuzzy on the details. First 2 chapters written by Phoenix dash Cry and then adopted out to me.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
I Wish I Was a Saiyan Girl reviews
Song parody based on Sandi Thom's I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Galia's Rebellion reviews
OC Galia meets the Dark Lord Pettigrew gets what's coming to him & Harry isn't loved. First completed fanfic, please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - OC, Draco M. - Complete