(Things written in bold is information on my story, which is currently removed and going through the mill of re-writes.)
Hi um profile OK, this is where I'm supposed 2 put random stuff about me, well frankly there is not much to tell. I will just say I don't like reading slash so you will not find anything on my favs or in my stories. I have nothing against homosexuals, I know a few here and there. All I will say is they look like people to me. I just don't like reading it or writing it about gay relationships because I would not know how to connect with it. I am also not really a fan of stories with a lot of romance in them. I like a good twisty plot that takes me by surprise, though those are hard to come by.
No one really reads profiles anyway so who cares. I have also blocked anonymous revues to if you feel like saying something rude you may do so at the peril of my retaliation. I admit to having a rather black sense of humour though I try to be reasonable in my writing.
I am also bored of Harry/Ginny stories. They make me want to commit suicide. There are a few on my favs but only because the rest of the story line contains a reasonable plot.
I have also had the mis-fortune to run into some HG/SS stories. To be honest I had never even concidered this pairing. Um I was a school kid once and some of my teachers were under the age of 40, but I have never ever, ever been attracted to any of them. I find it rather weird frightening and OC, especially for Severus Snape, I admit his character is interesting, but finding him involved in romance with Hermione Granger in a story rated M for erm... interesting scenes rather scared me off.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Miss Whiskers, jully123, An Unpoetic Recluse.
Why is there so much angst on this site. It's starting to drive me nuts I also have no desire to read sordid details of a sexual relationship. Love sex etc is highly useful for producing a tangled plot but beyond that I have no wish to know what other people do in their bedrooms!
Is it just me or are there a hell of a lot of romance starved girls on this site?? I can't go anywhere without running into things called Is it Luuuuuve??" by 'the fluffy pink kitty' or some such. It's really starting to wind me up!
Just so you know I have removed my story 'The Sanctuary of the Forest' because I went back to read the stuff I had written at the beginning, and I made myself sick. So I may re-post it eventually, if or when I have given it a very thorough sort out. My writing style was down right disgusting and I unknowingly used a lot of those nauseating clichés which I firmly intend to irradiate. It will take my a while to accomplish this feat seeing as my plate is rather full at the moment and I seem to be acquiring more commitments, though I will have some more time off this summer, so I may sort it then.
If anyone has any suggestions that may inspire me to work quicker please feel free to send me them.