Author has written 3 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Inazuma Eleven, and Frozen.
Heather: Hello Everyone. Welcome to my profile. Please enjoy your stay!
Hexheart: What are you doing here Aibou?
Heather: I'm introducing my Profile. What does it look like? Everyone meet my Nobody/Yami/Sanity.
Hexheart: I'm seriously gonna have to have my Aibou checked out somewhere...
Facebook: Heather Marie Emm
Organization XIII Name/Nobody/Yami/Sanity:Hexheart
Birthday/Star Signs: October 25, 1986, Scorpio, Tiger
FF XII Esper that represents me: Cuchulainn
Ethnicity/Background: English, Irish, Dutch, French, and German
Lives in: Heather: In a galaxy, far, far, away (is slapped by Hexheart) I mean USA
Interests: Reading, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Annoying my younger brother, Listening to music, Doing word searches, Spinning in circles on my chair (I know I have officially lost my mind now.), Organizing my Pokemon Card Collection (I have three Albums of them),Watching DVD's on my PS2, Pokemon, Wishing that Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds and Harry Potter were real. (sighs), hanging with my father in the basement and Neopets
Types of Stories I'm Currently obsessed with: Incest, Mpreg, SPIRITSHIPPING!, AKUROKU, PUZZLESHIPPING!, and Yaoi
Genres I search for FanFiction: Parody, Comedy, and Romance stories
Sites I am often found on:Neopets-Username = Hermione458, GameFaqs Username = Hermione494, Runescape Username: Hermione494.
Beta Reader: ImmortalFallenAngel
Pet Peeve: When I take the time to review and the author/Authoress doesn't bother to respond.
Interesting facts about me:
I can imitate Roz from Monsters Inc
I can sing/keep up with the following songs in Japanese even though I'm American: 1000 Words by Koda Kumi, Passion, and Hikari by Utada Hikaru, Teardrop by BOWL, Precious Time, Glory Days by Psychic Lover.
I have memorized entire cutscenes from some of the games I play
I have OCD and during the summer become nocturnal.
I can imitate Hane Kuriboh from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX almost perfectly.
Favorite Singers/Bands: Snow White Queen by Evanescence, Everytime we touch by Cascada,Candle in the wind by Elton John, Meatloaf, Billy Joel, DHT, Three Days Grace, Greenday, Linkin Park, Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Chicago, Kenny Rogers, Led Zepplin, Koda Kumi, Angela Aki, Utada Hikaru, Aerosmith, Kelly Clarkson, America, The Beatles, Bowling for Soup, Brotherhood of Man, Charlie Daniels Band, Blue October, Cyndi Lauper, Don Mclean, Dr. Bombay, Adam & Andrew, Flogging Molly, Frank Sinatra, Hampton the Hamster, Guns n' Roses, Jesse McCartney, Judy Garland, Kansas, Inner Circle, Lee Greenwood, Liam Lynch, Blessed Union of Souls, Matthew Wilder, Melissa Etheridge, Micheal Jackson & Friends, Men at Work, Peter, Paul & Mary, Pink Floyd, Vitamin C, Queen, Red Solvine, Paul McCartney, Team America World Police, The Eagles, The Police, The Ramones, The Romantics, The Who, Trapt, Whitney Houston,What hurts the most by Rascal Flatts - thanks to TealshippingFanGirl for telling me about this song -
Favorite Disney songs: Part of your world and Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid, Can you feel the love tonight, Can't wait to be king, and Circle of life The Lion King, A whole new world and friend like me Aladdin, and Beauty and the Beast, and Something There Beauty and the Beast.
Favorite Pokemon:#113 Chansey #242 Blissey and # 380 Latias, Darkrai
Favorite Aeon in FFX: Anima
Favorite Dressphere in FFX-2: Dark Knight
Favorite Esper in FFXII: Zodiark
Favorite Games:Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy XII, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, Sonic Advernture 2 Battle, Pokemon Pearl, Legend of Zelda Series, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Mario Party series, Ace Attorney series
Kingdom Hearts- Roxas, Axel, Sora, Riku, Demyx, ZexionXion
FFX/X-2-Yuna, Tidus, Rikku, Auron, Lulu, Paine,
FFXII- Ashe, Penelo, Vaan, Balthir and Larsa
Harry Potter-Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasly, Harry Potter, Luna LovegoodDraco Malfoy, Serverus Snape
Yu-gi-oh-Yugi, Atemu, Ryou, Bakura, Marik, Malik, Jounouchi, Seto
Yu-gi-oh GX:Juudai Yuki, Johan Anderson, Asuka Tenjoin, Jun Manjoume , Sho Marufuji, Hell Kaiser Ryo, Edo Phoenix, Saiou Takuma, Austin O'brien, Jim Cook, Haou Juudai, Yubel, Yubel Johan, Amon Garam, Rei Satome, White Asuka, Manjoume White Thunder
Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's: Yusei Fudo, Aki izayoi, Rua, Ruka, Jack Atlas, Carly Nagisa
Death Note: Light Yagami, L, Amane Misa, Ryuk, Rem
Revolutionary Girl Utena: Utena Tenjou, Anthy Himamiya, Chuchu
Ace Attorney: Franziska Von Karma, Phoenix Wright, Maya Fey, Mia fey, Miles Edgeworth, Detective Gumshoe, Kay Faraday, Viola Cadaverini, Adrian Andrews
Favorite books: Harry Potter series, Inheritance series, Chronicles of Narnia, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Maximum Ride series.
Favorite Pairs in video games
Ace Attorney: Franziska Von Karma & Adrian Andrews, Phoenix Wright &Miles Edgeworthy, Phoenix Wright & NMaya Fey, NMia Fey & Diego Armando(Godot), Franzsika Von karma & Miles Edgeworth
FFX/FFX-2 Tidus &Yuna, Tidus & Rikku, Wakka & Lulu, Auron & Rikku, Rikku & Gippal
FFXII Vaan & Penelo, Vaan & Ashe, Ashe & Balthir, Ashe & Larsa, Ashe & Basch, Fran & Balthir, Penelo & Larsa, Vaan & Balthir
Kingdom Hearts/Kingdom Hearts 2: Roxas & Namine, Roxas & Axel, Sora & Roxas, Sora & Axel, Sora & Kairi, Sora & Riku,Sora & Demyx, Demyx & Zexion, Axel & Larxene, Larxene & Marluxia
Zelda: Zelda & Link,(it's destiny!) Link & Romani, Link & Malon, Link & Midna
Favorite Pairing in TV Shows
Alias:Sydney & Vaughn, Jack & Irena, Sydney & Sark, Weiss & Nadia
Pokemon: Satoshi & Kazumi (Pokeshipping), May & Drew (Contestshipping), Ash & Richie(leagueshipping), Ash & Paul (Comashipping)
Yu-gi-oh:Yuugi & Yami (Puzzleshipping), Ryou & Bakura (Tendershipping), Malik & Marik (Bronzeshipping), Seto & Jounouchi (Puppyshipping),Yami & Seto (Prideshipping), Bakura & Yami (Darkshipping),Yami & Atemu (Monarchshipping)
Yu-gi-oh GX: Judai & Asuka (fianceshipping), Judai & Johan (Spiritshipping), Judai & Jun (Rivalshipping), Judai & Sho(Anikishipping), Ryo & Sho (Fluffyshipping), Asuka & Ryo (Royalshipping) Johan & Sho (Crystalshipping), Asuka & Johan (Ceruleanshipping), Ryo & Jun(Majesticshipping), Fubuki & Ryo(Idolshipping), Edo & Hell Kaiser Ryo (Victoryshipping), Jun & Edo (Egoshipping), Johan & Edo (superiorshipping), Johan & Ryo (Tealshipping), Haou Juudai & Yubel Johan ( Dark! Spiritshipping), Amon & Asuka, Juudai & Rei (Lovesickshipping), Juudai & Ryo(Fusionshipping), Edo & Saiou(Destinyshipping), Yubel & Haou (Evilshipping), Kenzan & Jim Cook( Fossilshipping), Edo & Juudai(Heroshipping), Daichi & Juudai (Tutorshipping), Juudai & Yubel (Soulshipping)
Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's: Yusei & Aki (Faithshipping), Jack/Yusei (Kingcrabshipping), Jack/Carly (Scoopshipping)
Death Note: L & Light Yagami, Light & Amane Misa
Revolutionary Girl Utena: Utena Tenjou & Anthy Himamiya
Favorite Pairing in Books
Eragon: Eragon & Arya(I know it states otherwise in Eldest but I still think they are a good match.), Eragon & Murtagh
Harry Potter: Harry Potter & Ginny Weasly, Hermione Granger & Ron Weasly, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy & Ginny Weasly, Ron Weasly & Luna Lovegood, and Harry Potter & Hermione Granger, Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter & Severus Snape, Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, Remus Lupin & Severus Snape, James Potter & Lily Evans, Severus Snape & Lily Evans, Sirius Black & Lucius Malfoy.
Favorite Pairings in Fanfiction
Harry Potter & Tidus (FFX), Harry Potter & Balthir(FFXII)
Pairings I dislike:
Kingdom hearts: Xemnas & Roxas (It's obvious that Roxas belongs with Axel...XD)
Favorite quotes( possible spoilers for the following games and movies and TV shows) KH, KH2, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Matrix, Juno, Yu-gi-oh the abridged series and Yu-gi-oh GX
That's not true! the heart may be weak and sometimes it may even give in, But I've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out! Sora, KH
Got it memorized? Axel, KH2
Sora,... you're lucky, looks like my summer vacation's... over Roxas, KH2
Cause I'm not a total sap like you. Riku, KH2
You make a good other.Roxas, KH2
Axel: Your mind's made up? Roxas:Why did the Keyblade choose me? I have to know. Axel: You can't turn on the Organization! You get on their bad side and they'll destroy you! Roxas: No one would miss me (walks away) Axel:That's not true... I would! Axel and Roxas KH2
Hey, is that edible? Rikku FFX
So you would defy me too? so be it! Seymour Omnis, FFX
This is your story Auron, FFX
No matter what happens I'll see this through to the end, I promise Yuna, FFX
I don't like your plan... it sucks Yuna, FFX-2
Rikku:Thus shall Lenne's scattered thoughts be woven into bittersweet song something like that?. Yuna:That was poetic. Rikku and Yuna, FFX-2
Yuna:Gimmie a Y! Rikku:Gimmie a R Paine: give me a break Yuna, Rikku, and Paine, FFX-2
I'll be in my room making no noise and pretending I don't exist Harry Potter, COS
And now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you comes up with another clever plan to get us killed or worse expelled Hermione Granger, SS
Ron: One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode. Hermione:Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon... Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
Larva? you mean he's some kind of insect? Yuffie, FFVII:AC
I will never be a memory Sephiroth,FFVII: AC
This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Morpheus, The Matrix
Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me! Morpheus, The Matrix.
Screw the rules, I have money! Seto Kaiba, Yu-gi-oh! The Abridged Series Episode 1
Now to get rid of the evil villian forever by throwing him carelessly in a random direction. Go Millinnium Frisbee! Tristan Taylor, Yu-gi-oh! The Abridged series, Episode 18
...I command you to want to hear it or I'll thrust my rod at you. Marik, Yu-gi-oh! The Abridged Series, Marik's Evil Counsel 2
Rebecca:I'm only 8 years old so I can't help acting like a child
Pegasus: Do you want to see my funny bunny?
Marik:Pegasus stop molesting little children Rebecca, Pegasus, and Marik, Yu-gi-oh! The Abridged Series, Marik's Evil Counsel 2
Yami: Blah, Blah, Card Games Blah!
Pegasus: Blah, blah, blah, attack mode blah!
Yami: Blah, blah, blah?!
Pegasus:Blah! Yami and Pegaus Yu-gi-oh! The Abridged Series, Episode 18
Judai, it's my dream to save everyone by my duel. The time has come to make that wish come true, I'll leave the rest to you. Go, Rainbow Dragon! Over the Rainbow! Johan Anderson Yu-gi-oh GX 130,
Judai: No you're the one who doesn't understand! I don't have the strength to fight. To win, my heart was shrouded in darkness... My friends fell one by one. That is what you don't understand. All I can do is believe!
Darkness:All you do is believe?
Judai: The belief in the cards... Will never leave us alone! Friends fighting, and friends cheering... Is a bond that can't be cut by anything! And that is because... This card holds an undeniable power! Judai Yuki and Darkness Yu-gi-oh GX 178
I'm already Pregnant, What other Shenanigans can I get into? Juno, Juno
...So other people can grab me and use me too? My mom when using the Mii parade on my wii
Angel: nice! ur dads an ass
Me: you can say that again
Angel: ok then ur dads an ass me and my friend Angel
(smacks forehead)"u and ur killing of smexy evil things with creepy black wings that doesnt like to die" my friend Angel (God I love her!) after I said I was going to beat Sephiroth in KH2 again
Me: lol make me
Angel: (pulls out flamethrower chainsaw) say that again
Me: lol make me
Angel: (throws weapon at Heather and hits her heart mwhaha)
Me:(casts Reflectga at the last second)
Angel: (is immune to spells) i got bored and added that feature
Angel: so, ur dead
Me: nope! (steals Oathkeeper from Roxas and knocks flaming chainsaw in a random direction)
Angel: (watches chainsaw go and hits Dr. Crowler in the eye) Nice aim Senpai me and my friend Angel
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OF TEETH!! my frend Angel
abby's in me!! my friend Angel
im aware of the outside, i just fear it Angel
...He's bigger then he lets on. Angel
...Can we can do things to his undead body. my friend Jessica
...I ate an Icy donut, a green donut and then i ate crap.my friend, Jessica while playing a game on Neopets.
...Your hand got numb from holding me. my friend, Jessica
...But you like me on my back. my brother, Rob when told was told to sit up at the dinner table one night.
Me: wonders what Johan muttered to himself
Angel: Johan: mutters I'm more fun in bed...
Angel: X3 taken from a chat on MSN.
Angel: my comp likes one of yours...
Angel: lmao! so what u wanna date meh comp?
Bryan: XD maybe lol
Angel: ur not dating my comp!
Bryan: you can't keep us apart!
Angel: ur in new york
Blocks are blocks for blocks, good blocks, yes blocks, no blocks? NO NO! Much blocks! Indeed blocks BLOCK BLOCK! Where be block? Block be gone? NO NO! Me on CanisSkye's Ustream.
XP sticks and stones my break all of your bones but words will kill you one day XD Angel
Huggles! To the corner! smacks his desk with the ruler Angel
...THE LOGIC!! IT BURNS!! Angel
Pickup Lines I've made up or have heard my friends come up with.
Wanna see what will happens if I use a Polymerization on you and me? Me!
I'm not just good at card games, if you get what I mean..., My friend Angel!
My Fanfiction Family
Immortal Fallen Angel
I really think that KHFM and KHII FM should be released internationally. I mean just because the series was developed in Japan doesn't mean that the rest of the world should have to miss out on the updated KH games. I for one cannot afford to import it cause i would have to get some kind of chip installed on my PS2 just to play it. That and my parents wouldn't allow me to import a game from Japan anyways. If you agree with me you are free to copy the above paragraph into your profile.
Favorite quotes from fanfictions read:
Story: How I met Your Mother
Author: Good Question
Story type: Kingdom Hearts
Archive name: Kingdom Hearts
Line/s: “What do you say we make a bet?” Luxord asked as he shuffled his cards. “On how long it takes our little one to get Axel in between the sheets with him?”
Story: Bit of a change
Story type:Yu-gi-oh and Harry Potter Crossover
Line/s:"Because we insulted them in four different languages? What made you use Latin, by the way?" "It sounds educated and I wanted to make a good impression." "I think you should've refrained from mentioning his mother in that case…"
Story:GX Mystery Dating Game
Author: Immortal Fallen Angel
Story type:Yu-gi-oh GX
Archive Name:Yu-gi-oh GX
Lines/s:“O.o I hate my job! What else can go wrong!?” just then Heather came out and was chasing a Jigglypuff with ear plugs in her ears. Ani was chasing squirrels around all over the place. The flamethrower that was used to threaten the audience was now flaming everything in its path.
Story: The Bunny
Author: Immortal Fallen Angel
Story type:Yu-gi-oh GX
Archive Name:Yu-gi-oh GX
Line/s: Jesse had gone flying a few feet back from the impact of getting hit directly by holographic fire. Yup. Nothing more painful then getting hit by a hologram! It hurt way more than the wind blowing and hitting you in the face! It’s that painful!
Story genre: Inazuma Eleven
Archive Name: Inazuma Eleven
Line/s: "Shut up, will you? You took gooddam aphrodisiacs like an idiot and now you think it's what, just gonna pass like that!", Burn responded in a growl, the usual frown deepening, eyes now narrow, glaring. His attention shifted from Ryuuji's face to the spot the boy tried to hide from view so desperately.
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
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SpIrItShIpPiNg Is LoVe
Judai is the very special person in a boys' life.
Johan is the most important person in the other boys' life.
Together they appear in the colours of the rainbow. Spiritshipping is love, it is tender, it is passion.
Spiritshipping 4 ever, it'll never die.
SpIrItShIpPiNg Is LoVe
Me and my best friend in a nut shell
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!
Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!
I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends!
Friends hug you good-bye. Best friends rape you in the hallway.
A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.
A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."
Inside jokes midnight calls crazy nights = Best friends
A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body."
Sometimes I'm clueless and clumsy but I got friends who love me.
Best friends know that you're slow, stupid, and mess around yet they still don't care about being seen in public with you because they're idiots too.
Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families
I agree with the dictionary
Girls before Guys
Fun before Studying
Friends before Love
A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head
A friend will know your favorite pop song a best friend will know your secretly into death heavy metal
Friends will love your mom, best friends will want to marry your mom so they can officially be your father
A friend will start talking like you, with a best friend it will make no sense when you talk
A friend will try and find you a date to the dance, a best friend will be your date
A friend will tell you "yes you do look good in that dress!" a best friend will be telling you, in detail, how hideous you appear
A friend will take a bullet for you, a best friend will be the one pulling the trigger
A friend know of the guy you like, a best friend knows all twelve of them
A friend will keep track of the guy you like a best friend will track the guy you love
A friend will try and calm you down when your pissed, a best friend will be cracking jokes until your over it
A friend will be jealous when they see you kissing a guy, a best friend will be overprotective ready to kill the poor guy for it
My friends are people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish but I love them to death!
You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard.
This one is to funny!
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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Or are planning to do any of these things
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things