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Joined 08-31-06, id: 1125577, Profile Updated: 02-02-11

It's amazing, the amount of stuff on here that I hate. I'm...deleting it all. If you'd like a copy (since they're all saved on my computer) PM me and I shall give it to you. Steal it and die.

I might write new stuff! Or finish my degree, one or the other. Please do comment, I'm attempting to improve my writing.

Thank you for your time and may your closet be dragon free.

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Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
Ni To Iu Hitokiri by wombat reviews
"The hitokiri who says ni" -thanks to Shihali! Dialogue and situations liberally adapted from various Monty Python routines.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Kenshin, Saitou
A Study in Pink in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
Pardoy of the episode in script form! Kind of like the 15 minute form.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Objects, or why Mycroft needs his Umbrella by BraithGwirod reviews
John Watson, well. John Watson has his jumpers.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Unknown by Jazz the Wolf Demon reviews
Brilliant, beautiful Kagome seems to have the perfect life, but her world gets turned upside down when headstrong Inuyasha Grimm Reaper decides to discover the secrets she's been hiding...sequel
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,219 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Slumbering City by Indygodusk reviews
When Kaoru takes a museum tour she doesn't expect to get lost. Nor does she expect to bleed on a dry fountain or awaken a dead garden. However getting claimed by the Battousai estate, and its master, is a consequence she comes to both dread and long for.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,357 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 1/29/2006 - [Kaoru, Battousai] - Complete
The Stamp Of Gold by Pwale reviews
AU Kagome is forced to become a governess in Inuyasha's house. With a perverted valet, an opinionated maid, an overwhelming rancher, a demanding boss and old enemies breathing down their necks, will she ever survive? IK Complete!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,166 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Copy and Paste by Calum the Angel reviews
Are you tired of dynamic fanfiction? Fed up with all of those good stories out there? Well, step right up and experience mediocrity like you've never seen it before! Cowritten by Super Ceech and Spacewolf!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,447 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006
Shifting the Blame by Cerrah M.T reviews
Kamiya Kaoru and Himura Kenshin are rivals. In everything. School, sports you name it, they fight about it. What happens when Kenshin finds out about Kaoru's struggle with epilepsy? Is his wish for peace pity or more? DISCONTD as of 8/06/08.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
King of the Hill by Super Ceech reviews
When Kagome, Sango and Ayame went to spend two weeks at a hot ski resort, they never expected to meet and hang out with arrogant professional ski racers, Inuyasha and Kouga, and their perverted friend, Miroku. Let the chaos begin! Pairings: IK, MS, KA
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,309 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Complete
Veritaserum or Imperius by Faithful Wheezy reviews
The Death Eaters all gather in Voldemort's Lair to play truth or dare, Death Eater Style. It can actually get slightly disturbing. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
HanyouEXE by Garret Jax reviews
Kagome, a cybersavy senior in highschool, has managed to steal a top secret bit of software from a very famous japanese company. Unfortunately, this software turns out to be a very abusive, rude AI named InuYasha. AU, InuKag, M for language and violence
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,753 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Poisoned Flower by Watching Eternity reviews
DISCONTINUED Poor Kagome! Everything Happens to her! She is poisoned and Inuyasha must save her. But there are complications: The herb to save Kagome only grows where.. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Par:InuKag, SanMir. OC here as well! Rated for
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,520 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Being Backstage by Kealilah reviews
Kagome and InuYasha hate each others guts. She’s a normal school girl and he’s a trillion dollar super star. The problem: Their families are best of friends. Complete
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 154,024 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Whisper Into the Sky by DamageCtrl reviews
Toph has two choices: Go home and get married or have the family fortune and her inheritence given to a stranger. The problem: She wants to keep her ties to her family, but is quite content traveling with Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Let's Talk Turkey by Pwale reviews
Due to Lord Voldemort's horrid eyesight, he makes a fatal mistake that costs him his life, and his credibility as a villain! Oneshot, read and review please! Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Soft Hope by Mana Mihara reviews
England. 1821. She’s a painter who has lost her meaning in life. He’s a former sea captain trying to redeem himself for past sins. The collision of their lives leads the pair down an unexpected path. [KK]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,361 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar by Pwale reviews
In this oneshot I ask the eternal questionWho stole the cookie from the cookie jar? You'll laugh, you'll laugh some more, and you'll be shocked at the plot twists that end this odd and random parody. I beseech you, do read!Oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Naraku's Unworthy End by Lyn Dulce reviews
Naraku decides to go for a few strolls, little does he know, this leads to some very unworthy ends Warning: very ooc!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naraku, Kagura - Complete
Cacophony by WindeSprite reviews
AU Sango, an NYU student and the Principal Cellist of the college orchestra, auditions to be in the background orchestra for a movie. Fully expecting to make the Principal position, she doesn't feel particularly friendly to the man who does...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,181 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
M4D SKILLZ by Pwale reviews
A short, humorous, and sadly impossible oneshot about Naraku's demise. Warning: Kagome resorts to an obvious solution. Sorry about the title, explanation lies within...along with lots of fire...
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kagome H., Naraku - Complete
Love is Blind by Super Ceech reviews
Love is blind...and deaf...and mute...and stupid! Join us for an indepth look at the...odder pairings of Inuyasha. Cowritten by Spacewolf and Calum the Angel!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,935 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Autumn Bane by Torenza reviews
IYKa. AU. Marriage seems inevitable for the couple who can’t stand each other. [A Swan Lake parody]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,757 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Geas by Dragonsdaughter reviews
Life hasn’t been good for Kaoru since the day her father died and her evil witch of a stepmother turned her into a literal slave. A spell binds her every movement and hides her from the sight of the world until she happens across the path of Kenshin, a
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,632 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Kaoru, Kenshin
1025 FM by whoknoez reviews
Inuyasha is a shock jock that discusses the most trivial to the most controversial issues. Wildly popular, he is unknown to the public eye. He meets Kagome then starts to report on his own relationship with her over the air... Full summary inside!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,843 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
There's One More Ficlet in Fanfiction by Spacewolf reviews
My sarcastic opinion in ficlet form. Spacewolf, sarcastic? gasp Rated R for Really Unlikely! Each now 200 words.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Inuyasha, Inuyasha
Unexpected by Jazz the Wolf Demon reviews
In an attempt to win Naraku, the man of her dreams, Kagura turns to Sango and Kagome to help her find the perfect date for Homecoming. But what's a girl to do when Plan B just might be A material after all...Completed
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,686 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Kagura, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Through the Rose Colored Lenses by LunaChick82 reviews
AU: Kag is an aspiring photographer who has to work with the talented, yet rude Inu Yasha. Can love blosom between the two as they begin to see each other Through Rose Colored Lenses, or will she end up purifying him, instead? Reposted with corrections.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,408 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Call Me Tomorrow by Abarero reviews
Kagura's father has gotten her into the worst job she could ask for- a less than respectable phone operator to be precise. But one wrong number & things could be looking up- if only he wasn't so…well, him. SesshoumaruKagura
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,630 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Sesshōmaru, Kagura
All Things Keep Getting Better by drake220 reviews
Epilouge Up! Inuyasha meets the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy! That's right, Carson, Jai, Thom, Ted and Kyan make over the unwilling Inuyasha. And all I have to say is there'll be lighter fluid, pedicures and Inuyasha's reaction to skincare...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,848 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/22/2004
The Big Brag by Mex-chick reviews
Inuyasha and Kouga brag. Shippou gives them a (metamorphical) slap in the face. Brought to you by Dr. Seuss, so prepare to laugh! (One-Shot)
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Inuyasha, Kōga - Complete
The Unorthodox Fairy Tales by Seaouryou reviews
[Jaken x Rin] Rin is in love. Sesshoumaru is getting a really bad headache. Jaken is in for a world of hurt. AhUn is staying out of it.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Burden of Two Swords by Spacewolf reviews
(AU)Long ago in Japan there was an obscure religious sect known as the Cult of the Tiger. The Great Tiger Lord, famous for his neutrality in times of war must resume his task of protecting a talisman left in his care. Trouble is, Rin won't give it back!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
Shenanigans of Inuyasha Gang by Spacewolf reviews
Lots of lemony goodness with Sess, Rin and Jaken! Miroku needs Sango. Badly! Then inuyasha and Kagome get down and dirty!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003
Soul Therapy by dolphingirl0113 reviews
{Alternate Universe Plot} Kagome is a young, aspiring physical therapist who receives more than she bargained for with Inuyasha, a victim of a car accident trying to walk again. She soon discovers reasons why you don't fall in love with patients...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,654 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Babysitter by The Literary Dragon reviews
[COMPLETE] Kagome agrees to help out Sango when Kohaku falls ill. She'll take Sango's babysitting job in exchange for a big favor sometime. Only one problem, Sango forgot to tell Kagome who she's babysitting for. Will it be love or hate at first sight?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,779 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11117 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Synthetic Emotions by Saro reviews
discontinued AU. Kagome reactivates a youkai that's been in storage for 50 years, only to find that it's hard to define life when machines can think and feel. Scifi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,513 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003