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Author has written 118 stories for Gundam Seed, Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Batman, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

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where we land reviews
Rivetra Anthology. 33. Petra decides to keep her surname.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 24,902 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/26 - Petra R., Levi
time in between reviews
SNK AU. Just another romantic gesture by the socially awkward in a world infested by titans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
sweet nothings reviews
Sasuke and Sakura get married and have babies, but it's not as simple as it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
where the daylight begins reviews
For SasuSaku-Headcanons! Post-canon. Sasuke, Sakura, and their lives as footnotes to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wanderlust reviews
For SS Month 2013! AU. Sasuke and Sakura travel the world together.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
love on the run reviews
AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fragments reviews
100prompts. 007 Work. The audition line looped around the block. It appeared everyone wanted to work for the Cirque d'Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
the perfect start to the finish line reviews
Sasuke gives out apologies quite freely nowadays, but that doesn't mean everyone accepts them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
phantom pain reviews
This isn't a story about Sasuke's a redemption. It's one about Sakura's healing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Martians reviews
Naruto, Sakura, and a special kind of bond. 04. Why don't you just send me to a nunnery while you're at it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Domesticated reviews
"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fractured Fairytale: Heartbreaker reviews
AU. SasuSaku. And so she dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive because he was a cheating, lying jerk-HOW DARE HE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fractured Fairytale: Falling Into History reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sometimes you just can't help it. Sometimes you just fall out of love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Indecent Proposals reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Long Live reviews
AU. The Leaf Kingdom is different. Our sons are trained to be soldiers. Our daughters, to be leaders.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Count Me In reviews
AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
Ever After reviews
SasuSaku Prompts Kissing Booth Challenge! Sasuke and Sakura enjoy the married life. And kissing. Especially the kissing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
House of Leaves reviews
AU. Caring for the elderly Madara was supposed to be like a break for Sakura. Instead, however, she finds herself literally locked in the middle of a family feud in a house that has a mind of its own, with nothing but a talking dog that looks suspiciously like a fox as her guide and a dark-haired protector that she doesn't know if she can trust. Welcome to the House of Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Foundations reviews
Road to Sakura AU. She tells him that he isn't like the boy she remembers. He suggests that maybe that's because he isn't that boy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
you make my heart beat faster reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rinse reviews
Road to Ninja AU. Thank you for reminding me I'm not special.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time Can't Heal reviews
It becomes a recurring thing. They have sex, they go to sleep, she has a nightmare. He only wakes when she stops breathing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweetest Downfall reviews
And now she's just sitting around with his broken body waiting for her poison to run its course and kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
don't you want to share the guilt reviews
AU. SasuSaku. "You and I remember Sound very differently," she replied wryly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
sparks fly reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Maybe she's just too drunk or maybe she just likes him that much. Either way, when they hold hands, sparks fly. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
through the looking glass reviews
Road to Ninja AU. And finally, Sakura understands what's going on. "You're just an illusion," she tells him. "You're not real."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fanboys reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
girl gamer reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
stop breathing reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
audeamus reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Listening reviews
The night her husband returns home bloody and barely conscious and alone, she knows that his mission went terribly, terribly wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Dread reviews
They make her feel twelve again and she hates them for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy reviews
Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
i will follow you into the dark reviews
AU. Kabuto takes on an apprentice when Sasuke arrives with a companion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y.
Halloween Horrors reviews
It's Halloween and Dick is wearing what is technically Damian's costume. Nay. Half of his costume.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Damian W./Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
homecoming reviews
It was around five in the morning when Damian showed up at Dick's apartment with an overstuffed backpack and a childish pout.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Damian W./Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
catnapping reviews
Steph, Damian, and a cat who obviously has some taste. Obviously.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Damian W./Robin, Stephanie B. - Complete
saviour reviews
AU. After killing his clan, Itachi decides to take on extra security for Sasuke's future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
free falling reviews
Juvia really likes this new 'sun' thing, but Gray doesn't think it's all THAT great.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Juvia L., Gray F. - Complete
better together reviews
Rukia had always been a good actress so really, he shouldn't have been so surprised.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
pastimes reviews
Hollow!Ichigo/Dark!Rukia. It was sort of like an abusive relationship, but in the best way possible, of course.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
the little love that could've reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
mad love reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
shades of grey reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Moments reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
the on call chronicles reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
switching sides reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
suck it reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
the long and winding road reviews
The path of revenge, she realizes, is lonely indeed. But sacrifices need to be made.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
tomorrow morning reviews
Drabbles. Sasuke, Sakura, and a life without Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Merry Band of Idiots reviews
They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
pretty girl reviews
Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
prove it reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
mine reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
wardrobe malfunctions reviews
Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
love fool reviews
KibaIno. Kiba always found that girls cried for the most idiotic reasons, but Ino was just being ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
switch reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
victims of love reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
bus boy reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
what i go to school for reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the perfect plan reviews
SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daughters reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
boys, boys, boys reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
time to dance reviews
5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
summer lovers reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Borrowed reviews
SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
hopeless causes reviews
SasuSaku, NaruKarin. A love triangle of sorts forms in Konoha. Karin is flustered, Sasuke is at fault and Sakura is not subtle.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dignified reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
brighter than sunshine reviews
30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
unwritten reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
traffic in the sky reviews
Neji, Sakura. It's enough to make me cry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Melanin reviews
NaruKarin. It wasn't too far off to philosophize that boys would like girls who were similar to their mothers. Or maybe he just had a thing for the redheads. Who knew?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Karin - Complete
ctrl c, ctrl v reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
rinse and repeat reviews
AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
for serious reviews
FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Try Honesty reviews
SasuSaku. What do you think of me?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
loving is a freaking art reviews
SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Good Company reviews
Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snakes and Sexy reviews
SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hush Little Baby reviews
Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Mediator reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sasuke is a mediator who can see ghosts and Sakura is the dead girl who just won't get out of his room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
where she walks reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consistency reviews
Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whipped reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Rejects Club reviews
But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Kiss reviews
Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Kill Me Now reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Life As A Teenage Avenger reviews
I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Spoiled reviews
SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Big Fat Hyuuga Wedding reviews
NaruHina. Marriage. Hiashi. Flowers. Groomsmen. Hanabi. Dresses. Neji. Stags. And hyphenated surnames...? Naruto's got a lot on his plate and this time it's not ramen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fashion Sense reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sparkless reviews
Naruto. Sakura. Kissing. And sparks. Except not really. Not at all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Dressed In White reviews
While helping Hinata find her gown for her wedding, Sakura, Ino and Tenten get a little bit carried away trying things on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Misunderstandings reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Date reviews
Athrun takes Cagalli out on their first, official date. And fails. Miserably.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Nine Crimes reviews
Though they're engaged to each other, Athrun and Lacus just can't help but let their thoughts wander.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Athrun Z., Lacus C. - Complete
Sisters reviews
Shinn and Kira talk about their sisters.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Shinn A., Kira Y. - Complete
Just So We're Clear reviews
Murrue strikes again and Mu faces an even greater horror than before...teenage girls.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Cagalli Y. A., Lacus C. - Complete
Those Stupid, Giant, Tacky Sunglases reviews
AsuCaga. Cagalli buys Athrun a present... A pair of very large, maroontinted, sunglasses that he really, really, really hates.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Happy Halloween reviews
Kira smirked at his twin who was still terrified by the horror movie. 'Men don't get scared, sis.' With those words said, Cagalli vowed to prove him wrong.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
I’d Rather Be Fighting The War reviews
Mu makes an attempt at teaching Sex Ed and how to properly treat a lady to the three, clueless, teenage gundam pilots on the Archangel.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Kira Y., Athrun Z. - Complete
The Talk reviews
AsuCaga. Kisaka gives Cagalli and Athrun 'The Talk'.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
A Drugged Discussion reviews
After being shot, Cagalli is put on painkillers that seem to make her extremely honest, quite lively, and unable to shut up around Athrun.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Calendar Boys reviews
The boys from the war all pose for Beefcake Calendars... 'It's for charity'
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Photobooth reviews
AsuCaga. Athrun and Cagalli take pictures together on a shopping trip at the mall.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Slap reviews
AsuCaga. When it comes to Cagalli, sometimes a good smack is needed to bring her back to reality.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Between Men reviews
Athrun Zala and Mu La Flaga talk while recovering in the Archangel together. All soldiers are bound to sacrifice something vital sooner or later...
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Athrun Z., Mu L. F. - Complete
Tattoos reviews
AsuCaga. Cagalli and Athrun muse over all the tattoos she has during a car ride together.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
And That's What You Get reviews
Crack. Fed up girlfriends take a new turn and bite their so called significant others straight in their asses...together.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Cagalli Y. A., Lacus C. - Complete
Fairy Tales reviews
Cagalli didn't quite like fairy tales. They made her look bad as a princess.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Chess reviews
Chairman Durandal and Princess Cagalli play a game of chess to pass the time, relating the game to the real world.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
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