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Author has written 13 stories for Big Bang Theory, and Glee.

I enjoy all kinds of music, movies, books, and television.

I currently ship Spuffy, Dramione, Puckleberry, and Shenny. My OT3 is Sheldon/Penny/Bernadette.

Thanks for reading! I hope that you enjoy, feel free to review, and flamers will be mocked, be forewarned.

General Blanket Disclaimer: All stories are imagination from my own mind. None of the characters are owned by me; they are the intellectual property of their respective owners, be they BtVS, HP, Glee, or TBBT. I reap no profits from my works; only the satisfaction of shaking up the universe as we know it.

As an aside, I won't request, threaten, or badger readers for reviews. I believe that's in poor taste (no offense for those who do that. MHO). I write for myself, not for others. That being said, please, enjoy.


An alternative universe (also known as alternate universe or alternate reality), commonly abbreviated as AU, is a type or form of in which canon facts of setting or characterization in the universe being explored or written about are deliberately changed.

Stories that fall into this definition are usually what-ifs, where possibilities arising from different circumstances or character decisions are explored. Unlike regular fan fiction, which generally remains within the boundaries of the canon set out by the author, alternative universe fiction writers like to explore the possibilities of pivotal changes made to characters' history, motivations or environment. (emphasis mine)

I write AU fanfiction. Get over yourself--if you don't like it, don't read.


6/20/13--Wow...I'm shocked at the animosity and hatred that emerges when someone doesn't like your ship. I lived through the Bangels, the Ronmiones, the Finchels and I will live through this--but their ambiguity and insistence really are frightening. Cyber-bullies suck, especially when they can hide behind the veil of anonimity.

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The Ramblings of a Warped Mind by Risknight reviews
A collection of TBBT sci-fi. None of these stories are connected. They are all AU. It started with one little story, but my mind likes to wander.If you have any suggestions for more topics, PM me. :)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 93 - Words: 92,688 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Quest for Penny by MmeMoirae reviews
For five years Dr. Sheldon Cooper has been plotting for his greatest quest – the capture of Queen Penelope – while an unsuspecting Penny has been trying to grasp onto the expanding feelings for the man she never expected.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,342 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,368 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Douglas Adams Resolution by Risknight reviews
Sheldon, Penny, a couple of towels and the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Motion by Lizwontcry reviews
Leonard asks Penny to take care of Sheldon for the summer while he's gone, and after spending so much time together, Sheldon and Penny's friendship is tested, questioned, and strengthened. But something surprising is happening and they can't ignore it forever.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,578 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - [Sheldon C., Penny] Leonard H., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
21 Days by wolfofsheep reviews
The Tallex Cormus asteroid is headed for Earth. There are only 21 days left until the annihilation of life, itself. With Leonard off to New Jersey and Penny with only a quarter of a tank of gas, Sheldon must find a way to Texas to see his family one last time... with Penny as a companion. Shenny story. Rated M for MANY MANY things. (smiles)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,329 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Second Chance Conundrum by MD4evaOLTL reviews
Unhappy with the choices he has made in his life, Sheldon resigns to live out the rest of his days mourning the loss of never telling Penny how he felt about her before he lost her to Leonard. If only he could do it all over. It looks like he may just get that chance. Will Sheldon seize his second chance at love?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,774 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Elegant Universe by Nyx Underwood reviews
When Sheldon achieves his dream of illuminating the workings of the universe, he realises that his greatest challenge is to understand the world around him. A story of growing up and discovering something you never expected. Sheldon/Penny. AU after 3x01
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 115,348 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Adventures of Cap't Sheldon Hook and Penny Pan by Risknight reviews
Penny Pan is fearless, brave, foolhardy and she's once again become separated from her shadow. So, what happens when she finally corners it in the cabin of the most bloodthirsty pirate in Neverland? Requested by Darkly Dreaming, and co-written by wolfofsheep and I (she did the heavy lifting).
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
That One Accident by O.E.M reviews
Everyone said he was one Lab Accident away from being a super villain. For once, they were right. Shenny. Warning:This can be a rather dark story.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Leap of Faith by JLynnB reviews
Penny needs a change and decides to go to her whack-a-doodle neighbor for help. While assisting in the effort to 'better' her Sheldon unexpectedly discovers what life is all about.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,213 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Not That Kind of Web Show by muaaimoi reviews
In which the internet makes them do it. Also, feelings might be involved. Shenny, eventual smut. Come on, give it a try. You know you want to!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Summer Expedient by Taran-Wanderer reviews
With Leonard gone for the summer, Penny and Sheldon strike up an agreement that strengthens their growing friendship. But before the summer ends, Sheldon finds himself with deeper feelings for his neighbor than he knows how to contend with. Slow Romance set after Season 6 Finale. Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,503 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Magic of What Could Have Been (or, Blink, and You Might Miss It) by Amy Vaughn reviews
Penny believes in magic. Sheldon is part of the reason why.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,147 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C., Leonard H., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Illusory Fixation by SecretMel reviews
Penny allows Sheldon to help her run lines for a role she landed at the local Pasadena Theater. The romantic plot begins to make Penny fall for his character. Will she be able to separate fantasy from reality or begin a dangerous romance with the illusion of a man?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,470 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Watching by stl85 reviews
Two one-shots that are related. First in Sheldon's POV then Penny's. Why aren't they together? K to a light T, depending on how you look at it.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sheldon's Shirts, the suppliments by stl85 reviews
missing scenes of a sort from Sheldon's Shirts. May help to read that one first so you know what's going on.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Penny's Total Recall by Risknight reviews
A bump to the head brings out a side of Penny that Sheldon never expected, but finds fascinating. How will this affect everyone around her? WARNING: Death of minor characters, and some sexual situations.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Never Surrender by Risknight reviews
Everyone is stressed out and Penny unveils a grand scheme to get them all to relax a bit.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Penny - Complete
The Shenny Alphabet by BeyondTheVeilOfShadows reviews
The title speaks for itself. :) Shenny fic. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Reach for the Gun by muaaimoi reviews
Deviates from " The Habitation Configuration". When Sheldon goes to talk to Penny about girls, there's an attempt at armed robbery. Shenny as always. Keep this in mind if you plan to click on it.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
All Aboard The Arctic Express by Risknight reviews
An alternative reality in which President Seibert sends Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj on a scientific expedition to the arctic. There's just one catch. He's sending them with a babysitter.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Three-Quarters by WhatsTheGistPhysicist reviews
After a crazy night of drinking in apartment 4A, Penny wakes up to find that her life is about to take a turn for the unimaginable. She receives high levels of disdain from all of her former best friends after her promiscuity becomes far too much for them.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Contact Continuation by blazingeyes reviews
He can think of endless reasons why he shouldn't be doing this, but now that he is, strangely enough…he's finding it hard to find a single reason why he should stop. ::SheldonxPenny or Shenny:: ONESHOT
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
10 Reasons Why by thisisonlineright reviews
With Leonard away, Penny tries to bond with Sheldon but discovers something entirely unacceptable. / OOC. Set after Season 5 finale.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [Sheldon C., Penny] - Complete
Her Paladin by Reparata reviews
Leonard is off in the North Sea. Penny has a personal crisis. Sheldon intervenes as Leonard's surrogate. His parting words had been 'Look after her for me, buddy. I trust you. Be there for her when she needs me. You're her Paladin while I'm gone.'
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Destiny Won't Let You Give Up by Spooky Bibi reviews
Prompt from louisestrange for the Kurtofsky gift exchange: Dave wakes up on the day of "the kiss" and keeps reliving that day until he gets it right. As to what is "the right way", that's for him to find and for life to give him chances to figure it out. Over and over again.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Separate Lives by Reparata reviews
NEW. They'd been happy and content together until one of them left, leaving behind emotional chaos and shattered hopes and dreams. How can a simple phone call set one on a journey of discovery while leading the other down a path that can only lead to despair and regret? Leonard, Sheldon, Howard, Raj, delicious Bernadette and
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,867 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Penny, Leslie W., Bernadette
Re-programming by Risknight reviews
Now that Penny and Leonard have ended their futile relationship, he can resume re-programming Penny. He is sure he can have her behaving as he sees fit in just a few weeks. And really, it's for her own good.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Against the Fall of Night by Reparata reviews
Humanity is being culled and as society falls into a new Dark Age, a waitress, a physicist and a bitch try to find their way through to the light. Character death in first chapter. Shenny of course. What do these 3 bring to the table? What does each take away? What happens when society's boundaries are gone and Sheldon gives free reign to his limitless imagination? Some fluffiness.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 96,663 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Antioxidant Repletion by Shentropy Vortex reviews
Penny may have eaten her way to first place in the competition against Leonard and Sheldon, but was all that Pie just an appetizer for the Big Mixed Emotion Sundae being served by Dr. Cooper? Check, please! Follows immediately after the pie-eating contest in Episode 6.04 The Re-Entry Minimization. M for language and adult themes. Disclaimer: I do not own The Big Bang Theory.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,590 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
This Nearly Was Mine by LANIKI reviews
Sometimes what you want isn't what you actually get. A story of longing throughout the years. Long one-shot. Shenny (of course)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Different World by Risknight reviews
Penny works in a brothel. She has a new client who is tall, lanky, super smart, and doesn't like being touched. What's a girl to do? I used the word brothel. I rated it "M". Do I really need to tell you there's smut inside? ;)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,604 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Battery-Operated Rubber Chew Toy Demonstration by AliceAtHeart reviews
Sheldon found Penny's 'battery-operated rubber chew toy', but what happens when she tries to explain that he had got it wrong? Well, Sheldon DID always learn through demonstration… ONESHOT - M FOR A REASON
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Underneath Your Clothes by BreathlessFaith reviews
A Valentine's Day Penny Sheldon Fic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Like a Record Baby by maggiemae815 reviews
An AU set immediately after "On My Way". It takes months for the dust to settle, and when it does the landscape is completely different. Written during the season 3 hiatus, so everything is different, but contains spoilers up until then.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Lost In A Sea Of Rubble by Risknight reviews
Penny faces up to the reality of her life and makes a decision that will change everything and everyone around her.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
I Was Singing In The Shower by Camunki reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,326 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Nebraska by bookwormtsb reviews
It's Galveston, Texas and Ball High School has two new students. One's a whack-a-doodle and one's a prom queen.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
i'm still here, all that's left by JustSmile1 reviews
No matter how many variables. And no matter how many scenarios. They had left. Left her to destruction at the hands of another, and because of that, things would never be the same.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Girlfriend Complexity by Gothgam08 reviews
Sheldon's mother and precious meemaw have had it up to there about Sheldon not having a girlfriend since his disastrous break up with Amy. What happens when Sheldon lies to his family about a certain neighbor across the hall? Will be M in later chapters. First fic, don't comment too harshly.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,817 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
Pining by JustSmile1 reviews
She feels the ache for him, everyday, without fail, her body pines for him. Longs for him in a way that it doesn't for anybody else.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Mr Maybe by The Bird Of Fire reviews
When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,473 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sweet Vibrations Discovery by Zenkindoflove reviews
While cleaning, Sheldon discovers a box under Penny's bed that he probably should have never seen. PWP. Kink warnings inside.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Pandora's Box by Lizwontcry reviews
After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,595 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] Leonard H., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Infinite by MyOwnStar reviews
Sheldon & Penny share WAY MORE than friendship in this sexy adventure that takes them through parallel universes they both encompass, through a machine Sheldon's created-but what happens to them when the machine is messed with before they return?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,031 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
Detour by supercave reviews
He has to spend a year in high school, tenth grade. All Mary Cooper wants is for her baby to have some friends, maybe even a girlfriend. He's sure no good will come from this, and then he meets her. He hates it when he isn't right.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,216 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
9 Missed Calls by VioletCherry342 reviews
David called nine times. Kurt ignored him. David left nine messages. At two AM, Kurt finally listens...and calls him back. Same trigger warning as for "On My Way".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
I Want to Grow Old with You by muaaimoi reviews
In which Penny finds that honesty is hard. Sheldon readily, and unknowingly agrees.Set in season 5. After The Infestation Hypothesis. S/P love! R&R
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Alright by Laury the Latrator reviews
"Love-sick is a kind of sick." / In which Penny feels the sting of rejection and Sheldon tries to keep things the way they are. / A Sheldon/Penny super long one-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Blind My Eyes, Sew Them Shut by Greenaleydis reviews
She shared her memories, memories of how her body reacted when he was close. He could feel her emotions as if they were his own - her heartbeat crescendoed in his head. "That's what you feel for me?" "Yes." "Then... what else is there?" Dramione, Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,954 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Happy Christmas, Our War Is Over by VioletCherry342 reviews
He'd been thinking. How would Christmas feel without a friend? This thought had Kurt Hummel trudging through the snow for an extra half mile just to wish David Karofsky a Merry Christmas. Endless Kurtofsky/Karomel fluff. Drabble -ish
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Mama Who Bore Me by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
She remembers her vow. She would deny Beth nothing. But deep down, some primal instinct is coming to life, and this is the one thing she wishes she could deny her. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Shelby C., Beth C. - Complete
Perfect by ibshafer reviews
REPOST of the one-shots "Past Perfect," "Future Im Perfect," and "Present Perfect," now a continuing series... In which Kurt discovers that kissing Blaine Anderson isn't all that and kissing Dave Karofsky, apparently, IS... Future chapts will be M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Upside Down by TempestJo reviews
It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Appetite by FloralSuitcase reviews
A slightly OC fic featuring our favourite nerd and waitress, intended to satisfy all you Shenny lovers out there who want a little more smut. Warning: This fic's graphic, so know what you're getting into.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Amazonian Queen Conundrum by droidgirl reviews
After the New Year's Eve party at Stuart's comic book store, Sheldon realized that he kind of had some apologizing to do to Penny. At 2:30am.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself by poetikat reviews
Written for the Glee Angst Meme prompt: "In response to all the bullying, the school holds a Challenge Day. Part way through Karofsky ends up outing himself."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Proving it by TempestJo reviews
Penny and Sheldon, after the date with Amy.. slightly M.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Not With the Eyes, But With the Mind by boldlikeblack reviews
Rachel is more than a little psychic. Don't own Glee, obviously
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,743 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Unexpected Beginnings by harryandginnyinlove reviews
Rachel and Puck's relationship changes after unexpected night. Rated M for language and future smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,707 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
The Semi Pro Hypotheses by droidgirl reviews
5 Times Sheldon and Penny Were Thinking Totally Inappropriate Thoughts About Each Other and the 1 Time It Was Ok
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Prelude to a Storm by RefractedLightIsClaimed reviews
Dude, there's like, sand in your vag, Finnessa. - Puck and Finn in a sandbox, with a case of Natty Light, discuss Puck and Rachel's relationship. A piece on friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Puck, Finn H.
Silly Little Games by smc-27 reviews
In which Rachel decides that she wants to break out of her shell just a little bit. By total fluke, Puck helps her do it. Puck/Rachel 2-part story. Rated M for chapter 2
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,080 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Counter by Random Dice reviews
“Sheldon! I didn’t cheat. Now get the hell out of my apartment!” They stood in the middle of the kitchen, screaming, and she flattened her hands on his chest and gave him a shove. Sheldon had looked surprised and tried to stabilize him self.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
We're Both Looking For Something by smc-27 reviews
Puck and Rachel, a series of firsts. Sophomore year, junior year, senior year and beyond. 4-parter
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60,387 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
One of Us by CountryGirl914 reviews
How they become a family, from Puck's point of view. Also, kind of: The many moments in which Puck is a gleek and denies it, and a few where he admits it. Puck/Rachel, Will/Emma.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Creature of Habit by Bella-Jade83 reviews
Sheldon Cooper finds out that he's not always a creature of habit, all he has to do is banish a certain someone to find out. This is my take on what should have happened during The Panty Piñata Polarization.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Discontent by Vashti reviews
"After all these years watching over you, do you think I'd abandon him? Or Mal can name him. Surely it's safer to be a Reynolds than a Tam."
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Riddick, Simon, River - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5004 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex: The Final Frontier by freudian fuckup reviews
Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Christmas Miracle by drcjsnider reviews
Hermione's Christmas gift to Rose and Scorpius brings her and Draco closer together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Be My Eyes by IcyPanther reviews
DHr HG On a misson for the Order, Tonks is unprepared for what she finds. Draco's rescued, but he's broken, his life now forever shattered. But Hermione's there to pick up the pieces, and make him whole once more. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,926 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Split by Latrodectus Mactans reviews
Just another story about Draco and Hermione making a potion in Snape’s class that goes horribly wrong. And yet, this time they aren’t trapped together until they fall in love. They are in fact rather….split. Dhr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Uneventful Story by Snowflake Imp reviews
It's an uneventful story where nothing happens. And when nothing happens, EVERYTHING happens. PostHogwarts. Not book compliant. Warning: Noncon, minor character deaths. Nominated for a Dangerous Liasions Award!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,806 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 4,923 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change'll Do You Good by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
A fortune teller leaves Draco and Hermione in an interesting predicament. Draco & Hermione & Blaise, mentions Snape & Petunia, Ron & Draco, Ron & Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fait Accompli by LilithBoadicea reviews
The aftermath of Voldemort War- Part Deux: Narcissa Malfoy imprisons her son in order to save him from a vengeful Ministry and Hermione’s future becomes a political bargaining chip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,336 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
That Fateful Night by Heptagon reviews
After the end of the war Hermione and Draco are looking forward to a life full of happiness, peace, and love. But one of them has a secret that has potential to ruin everything. Are they strong enough to overcome it or will it destroy them both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 45,084 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by Morrighan256 reviews
For the son of a Death Eater, there is no easy way. DracoHermione, postHBP, containing many HBP spoilers. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Letter by EternalOphelia reviews
[oneshot] HrDr. Draco receives a startling letter shortly after coming to the light side. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Words You Wrote by EternalOphelia reviews
[OneShot] Takes place after HBP. Hermione worries day and night as the war approaches, her only consolation being a box of letters from an anonymous sender. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
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The Experimental Drug Trial reviews
NEVER trust Howard Wolowitz when he offers you a pill-Sheldon finds this out the hard way and Penny must help him with the afteraffects. Thanks to Jislane35 for the beta! (unbetaed from chapter 4 on).
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,646 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
Nine Messages reviews
Kurt had nine missed calls from David Karofsky. He didn't realize that there were nine messages as well. AU Rated M for language (because Dave swears a lot) and sexual concepts.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Leonard Hofstadter Must Pay reviews
Begins immediately after Leonard and Sheldon's confrontation at Penny's apartment in episode 3.01 the Electric Can Opener Fluctuation. Penny thinks that Sheldon needs revenge for what happened in the Arctic. Who really wants revenge, though-Sheldon, or Penny? Rated M for sexual situations, adult language and concepts, mentions of dubious consent. Not Leonard-friendly.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,317 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Born To Be Wild reviews
Completely AU-Being a woman is a biker gang is dangerous. Penny is looking for love and acceptance and willing to get it from anyone; she was Lenny's girl first, but will Shelly be the biker that rides away with her heart? Things are never really what they seem. Rated M for language, implied drug use, and adult concepts.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Benefits Of Friendship reviews
Takes place immediately following Penny singing Sheldon 'Soft Kitty' in the Vegas Renormalization. Penny allows Sheldon to sleep in her bed when he's locked out of his house, but sleeping Penny can be a dangerous thing, as Sheldon discovers. Rated M for sexual situations and language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,773 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
With my neck in a noose and my heart beating fast reviews
Penny takes Sheldon shopping for a suit. Set sometime circa season 3. Rating for language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
All She Wants To Do Is Dance reviews
Seduction in mind, Penny learns an ancient art. Rated M for sexual situations and themes. Leaving as a WIP just in case I get inspired.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Myth Manifestation reviews
When myth becomes reality, Sheldon has nowhere to hide.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sheldon Squared reviews
Okay, this is Crack!fic, folks, pure Crack!fic-Sheldon's mitosis leads to an interesting pairing-Sheldon/Penny/Sheldon, and Leonard as a voyeur. M rating is for sexual situations and language. Don't blame me, blame the Pad Thai. Oh, and Risknight-she told me to post it. ;) Placed in the romance/parody category because they don't have a ridiculous category.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Burning For You (I'm On Fire) reviews
There is no way to explain attraction. There is no way to understand the spark that ignites between two people, whether it is instantaneous or whether it has to smolder before it ignites, immolating and charring all around them in the subsequent blaze. Sometimes, it doesn't matter who gets burned, either. M rating is for sexual situations and language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Midnight Confessions reviews
Another installment in the "Alone" 'verse. Takes place several years later (after the Cooper-Kripke Inversion). Penny takes a very drunk Sheldon home after a university fundraiser. Rating is for sexual concepts, situations, and language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
I Alone reviews
Penny is fascinated by Sheldon's hands... Shenny if you squint. Now new and improved with a part 2 for all those that so sweetly asked-I made an exception to my rule about leaving a story alone. Please, enjoy!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Dream Come True reviews
The Hero sometimes peeks-and sometimes he touches, too. Takes place after "Soft Kitty" during TADD. Warning-contains content that may be viewed as dubious consent.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete