Agent HUNK
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Joined 09-02-06, id: 1126768, Profile Updated: 10-07-08
Author has written 19 stories for Hellsing, Bleach, Resident Evil, and Naruto.

Wtf? What am I doing out of retirement? Oh well, best not to ask questions... Don't expect any regular updates, but also don't be suprised if I type up a chapter or two every now and then.

Anyway, on to the silly bio...

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." - H. P. Lovecraft

I do NOT own the rights to any movies, game, animes, or anything else. I own NOTHING. So nobody sue me:)

-Also known as "wandering_samurai" on the fan fic site animespiral-

Pictures of Agent HUNK, my fav Resident Evil character. These will be very helpful if you have read or are currently reading some of my newer stories...



Not suprisingly, I don't own Resident Evil, or Agent HUNK. Capcom does. So no lawsuits, please.

Religeon: Christian (Baptist)

Languages spoken: English (1st), Spanish (2nd), and German (3rd, currently learning).

Favortie animes/mangas: Hellsing, Naruto, Bleach, Excel Saga, Full Metal Alchemist, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop.

Favorite video games: Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid, Morrowind, Half-Life, Halo, Mortal Kombat, Monster Hunter.

I love Hellsing. Saw most of the anime, the OVAs, and I have up to Volume 5 of the manga. Fav characters are Anderson and Pip. I love writing fan fics about Hellsing. There's just so much opportunity!

Bleach is awsome. I'm loving the anime, and I read a few volumes on the internet... Quite a good show! It seems to be a neverending source of material for me...

Naruto rocks. Kakashi is my favorite character by far. I hate Sasuke and Gaara. Feel free to flame me, but I do. They just bug me with their "Ooooh, I'm so cool and the show should be named after me" attitudes... I've gotten into writing Naruto fan fiction lately, so expect to see quite a few fics about it coming from me.

Excel Saga rules. It is so bizarre, random, and zanny. It is the perfect anime for me! Too bad the fan fic community for it is weak here...

If I haven't updated a story in a long time (1 month+) then I have most likely lost interest. Chances are, they won't be completed. Sorry, but writer's block can be a cruel thing.

OC's I Have Created:

Fenrir Wolfsbane: A werewolf who works for Hellsing. He's got long brown hair in a pony tail and yellow eyes. He tends to get hurt a lot. He shows up in a few of my Hellsing fics. His motto: If all else fails, blow everything up.

Narbe: Not really an OC, par se. He's simply a nameless character from the Hellsing manga further developed. Wearing the usual Waffen-SS uniform and cap, he's got short dark hair, a beard, and a scar on the left side of his face. He's a vampire, and he uses an STG-44 assault rifle, so he can surely stand up for himself in a fight. Against anyone other than Alucard, at least. He is Agent HUNK's assistant and voice of reason. He doesn't get hurt much, if at all. He shows up in my "More Random Hellsing Tales" fic. His motto: If you can't beat zem, run for your life...

Agent HUNK: The self-insert of myself. He looks like Agent HUNK from Resident Evil. Capable of altering the world around him since he is writing the stories. He likes to push people's buttons, but often this goes to far and he has to run for his life. He tends to get hurt a lot. He likes to blow things up and shoot anything that moves. He shows up in most of my fics. His motto: When in doubt, shoot it 'til it stops twitching.

Dr. Insane-O: The self-insert of my friend who has helped me with most of my stories. He has short brown hair, and wears a black tuxedo, red tie, lab coat, and two monocles. He tends to get hurt a lot. More so than Fenrir and Agent HUNK combined, in fact. He shows up whenever Agent HUNK is around, with or without an invitation. His motto: I'm still alive, so I can't complain.

Still ain't dead yet...

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Resident Evil: Stay Alive by XxEnigmaxX reviews
UPDATE: REWRITING THE STORY/CHAPTERS! Stuck in the Resident Evil games (0, 1, 2, 3,CodeVeronica X, 4, 5), my brother Rick and I must fight to survive until the very end. Meanwhile we meet all the heroes and villains we all love so much. T/M for swearing. COMPLETE.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 227,345 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Chris R., Jill V., Billy C., HUNK - Complete
Close Encounters of a Strange Kind by Reidluver reviews
Short little oneshots of different shinigami and their first experience with things/events of the modern world. Each chapter features a different shinigami.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,310 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.
Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews
He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Clean Up Duty by Moon's-Wing reviews
Ichiruki. Rukia POV. Starts after Ichigo slays his first Hollow, aka, Rukia's first night without shinigami powers. Kind of accidentally combined manga and anime, so I apologize for any confusion.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Idiots Guide to Troublesome Women by Hakanami reviews
Shikamaru Nara, gets a book passed down from generation to generation to aid him in his love life. But will it be that easy to deal with such troublesome women? [InoxShikamaruxTemari.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,407 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Shikamaru N.
Noticed Something by YondyB reviews
The cast of Bleach notice little oddities about the series they are in, and speak of them. Crack. Series of drabbles. Characters in each drabble listed next to the title.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
Odd Times in Konoha by DynamicKayos reviews
What do you get when you cross a bored psyco, Naruto, and enough plot lines to open a book store? Read and find out! Mucho crack, lime, and potential spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,174 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Resident Hellsing by Keith B. Real reviews
Seras is sent to Raccoon City to investigate Umbrella. Her timing couldn't be worse.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,625 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Are You Annoyed Now? by kuchiki-chan reviews
Lots of random things. Mostly Rukia finding ways to get under Ichigo's skin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,718 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Hellsing: WTF! by Courier Seven reviews
Warning: Contains Manga, anime, and OVA spoilers. An author Collab between me and Lord Deshwitat. This is a Very Random Fic. Be forewarned. Please R&R, my first Hellsing Fic.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007
Bleaching Hogwarts by Tacky76 reviews
A collection of shorts on what happens when you try to clean up Hogwarts with Bleach. Just fun stuff. Pairings so far [HyorinBetty, YumiPaint, ZangShira, YachiFoy]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006
Uncanny Deadpool by The Uncanny R-Man reviews
Deadpoolfic. Formerly known as 'The Merc and the Ninja.' Part of the URMVerse. Chapter 35: The end of an era. Wade and Betsy join the XMen. FINAL CHAPTER!
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,327 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Complete
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Needs More Dakka reviews
Alucard, though an odd series of events, discovers the glory of Warhammer 40,000. Naturally, his first instinct is to request his own copy of one of the setting's iconic weapons: a bolt pistol. The results that follow can only be described as Chaos.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Alucard
Random Hellsing Tales: Volume III reviews
Another collection of short humorous Hellsing stories written by me, Agent HUNK. Stories included: Alucard runs out of ammo, the truth behind Integra being single, a Hellsing talent show, and crash courses in philosophy. Several pairing references. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
Camping with Squad 6 reviews
Thanks to new laws passed in the Soul Society, Renji can finally fullfill his dreams of going camping in the human world. And for some reason, Byakuya is tagging along for the trip. But will their little trip turn into a big nightmare? Not a yaoi fic!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Random Bleach Tales reviews
A collection of random Bleach ficlets. Expect insane moments between your favorite characters, and scenes that will leave you laughing uncontrollably. Mostly In Character, with a few self-inserts. Chapter 19: New Merchandise.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,117 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Insanity in the Soul Society reviews
When Agent HUNK and his friend Dr. Insane O end up in the Soul Society, chaos ensues. Seperated and hunted by Soul Reapers, they both find themselves in many odd and bizarre situations. REOPENED! I'm redoing the ending, and making this story longer!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,753 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007
The ShinigamiFather reviews
AU of Bleach in the Gangster Era. Ichigo and Rukia find themselves falling for each other, despite being members of rival crime families. With plenty of romance, action, and shoot outs, this story will be sure to keep you on the edge of your seat!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,849 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Dawn of the Fangirls reviews
The sequel to Night of the Living Fangirls. When all the fangirls on earth attack, only a handfull of survivors are left. Trapped in the Leaf Village Mall by fangirls, it is literally every man for himself for the survivors as they fight for their lives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gai M.
Mercenary Madness! reviews
Resident Evil 4's Mercenary Mode is fun. But don't you get tired to playing with the same 5 people over and over again? What if you had some new, nonResident Evil characters to use? Would it be as fun? That's what this story is here to figure out!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007
Night of the Living Fangirls reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
More Random Hellsing Tales reviews
Another collection of bizarre ficlets and minifics. Character interviews, Debates, what it scenarios, and of course the usual outragously funny stories. Expect some major OOCness in some parts. Reviews would be appreciated, even if they are flames.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,602 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006
Insanity in the Leaf Village reviews
Prequal to Insanity in the Soul Society. Agent HUNK and Dr. InsaneO just wanted to go get some burgers. Instead, they ended up in the Leaf Village. Hilarity ensues, with plenty of awkward moments, perverted comments, and good old fashioned violence!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Kakashi's Dating Service reviews
Kakashi somehow gets stuck playing Matchmaker. But he soon finds it fun to play Cupid, and he decides to pair up every shinobi he knows with their One True Love. BACK IN PROGRESS! Kakashi is SERIOUSLY Cupid now. Beware... new chapters are quite cracky.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Kakashi H.
Random Naruto Tales reviews
A collection of random and bizarre Naruto tales. Stories included: Guy has a phobia of old age, Zabuza and Haku are ice cream men, Gaara makes sand castles of DOOM, and Gai makes Kakashi take Anko to the fair. You're sure to find it funny! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Kakashi H.
Resident Evil 4: HUNK Style! reviews
Leon cracks up during the first few seconds of his mission, so Hunnigan sends in a replacement agent. Lo and behold, its Agent HUNK. While HUNK attempts to complete the mission, Leon tries to regain control and return to his position as the protagonist.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Fate is Cruel reviews
Ichigo's life sucks. No matter what, things just keep getting worse. Math class, Hollows, strange guys who can see Soul Reapers... Ichigo can't catch a break! And it gets worse! Unwanted guests, awkward family moments, and a very wierd Hollow. COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The New Recruit reviews
The Hellsing Organization has slowly rebuilt itself after the Incognito fiasco. But the fools working there will probably tear it down. And the threat of Millenium is no help, either.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,182 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
A Hellsing Christmas reviews
Merry Christmas! Here is a little look at how our favorite antivampire Organizations celebrate Christmas! I hope you like it...
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
A Hellsing Halloween reviews
Integra is hosting a party, and everyone is invited! Will the party turn out to be fun? Or will Alucard wreck it? Happy Halloween, everybody!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete