Mew Angels Crystal Tears
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Joined 09-02-06, id: 1127077, Profile Updated: 08-10-11
Author has written 10 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Pokémon.

Name: commonly known as Tobi; Tobi Cursed; Russia; Denmark
Age:
young; been around since the beginning of time
Sex: female, i think... yeah, i am...
Birthday: January 1/April 21/December 30/December 31
I have a FictionPress account... think my username is TobiWasHere or something like that...
Anime/Mangas I Like/Am OK With:
Hetalia
Naruto
Air TV
Card Captors Sakura
Kamekaze Kaito Jeane
Get Backers
Power Puff Girls Z
DN Angel
+Anima
Psycho Busters
Gintama
Pokémon
Fruits Basket
Skip Beat
Beauty Pop
Shugo Chara
Mixed Vegetables
Full Moon wo Sagashite (sp?)
Disgaea
Bleach
Soul Eater
Fanfics That Are Complete:
Russian Pasta(Hetalia)-Japan decides to visit Italy's house but when he gets there he hears strange noises coming from the... kitchen? Wait, is that Russia in there... with Italy? What could they possibly be doing that would cause such strange noises? Funny, for second there, it sounds like they're...
oneshot
You Can't Save Everyone(Hetalia ver. and Naruto ver.; there's not much of a difference)- "You can't save everyone" "But that doesn't stop me from trying, now does it?" In which a boy and girl meet and have a conversation. The original is on FictionPress under the same name. There's not much of a difference.
oneshot
Finding Vatican (Hetalia)- Vatican City goes missing. Italy, with the help of others, must find him or else the world will be in chaos. Where could he be? HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FINDING NEMO!
oneshot
Goodbye Ordinary and Normal Day (Hetalia)-It was supposed to be an ordinary day, or as ordinary a day could get, then Germany has to leaves and chaos ensues as Italy obliviously sits through it all. T for Tomato Loving Romano and his wonderful mouth. Supposed to be crack humor.
oneshot

Fanfics I'm Working on/Plan on Working on:
The Secret Life of Nakumi(Naruto)-A year after Naruto mysteriously disappears, Nakumi ends up being captured by the Akatsuki and has to pretend to be one of them. Escape is futile. What dark secrets swirl around her and what connection does she have with Naruto? What does Itachi know about her? Why is everyone a little OOC? Why is Itachi the most OOC? What happened to Naruto? Why won't Tobi say he's a good boy?! And...Why the @#!*% is a bunny in the first chapter?
Future Warnings: OOC characters, language, some third thing
No Pairings...I think... maybe one-sided DeiNakumi
on Chapter 5

The Roleplay(RP)(Naruto)-What happens when you take a hyper, confusing, god-modding Naruto fangirl, a way out of character Gaara, a mysterious and confusing clan curse, and, to some degree, OOC Naruto characters and put them in an role play...well, a lot actually...That's what happens on this ordinary day that became a not so ordinary day...BEWARE OF TWITCHING GAARA!
Warnings: language, hyper teens, gore?, major twitching
may cause side effects such as confusion, headaches, twitching, blood loss from nosebleed, laughing very hard, mental problems, and loss of innocence
Pairings: GaaHina, ItaOC, NaruOC, SasuOC, OCOC, and others
on Chapter 10 (discontinued?)
now being turned into a comic

Naruto's Konoha High(Naruto)-Naruto, in some strange turn of events, ended up skipping Freshman and Sophmore year and went straight to Junoir year in Konoha High. While his old friends are stuck in Freashman and Sophmore year, Naruto must make Junior friends if he is to survive Junior year, even if his new friends turn out to be the Akatsuki, a group of criminal-like troublemakers who don't feel like graduating. Naruto's presence at the school may change Konoha High in ways than they're used to. Let's not forget Konoha High is for NINJAS ONLY! Now, who the @#!*% decided it was a good idea to hire these crazy, psycho teachers?
humor, crazy teachers, lee in green spandex, smiling/happy gaaras?!, language mostly due to Hidan, and Sai, no pairings so far
on Chapter 2

Forgetting Kit(Naruto)-It's been two and a half years since Sasuke left but something's happened in a certain village. The people of the Hidden Leaf Village, Konoha, have lost all their memories of Uzumaki Naruto! After being found by two of his old friends, our blonde hero must create a new persona for himself. Now Naruto must live as a sixteen year old boy named Kit and must not get too close to his old friends or put Konoha in danger, especially when Akatsuki are still after him. (will complete summary later, i still need to work on the story line)
Rated T (may or may not change)
Humor and something else...
Pairings: LeeSaku, NejiTen, KibaHina, ChouIno, ShikaTema, PeinKonan, AsumaKurenai, MinaKushi, and others... at this point I have no idea who Naruto should end up with so yeah...or maybe he should end up with no one... ~hugs Naru-chan~ don't worry Naru-chan, I still love you! So does Itachi!...that sounded weird... (PAIRINGS ARE NOT FINAL!!)
Warnings: language ('cause Hidan is going to be in this), Sakura bashing, Sasuke bashing(?), OOC characters, Sai, OCs, character deaths, and other stuff that i'm too lazy to think of...
on Chapter 3

Itachi Works at Subway?!(Naruto)-The Akatsuki, in a strange sequence of events, decided to work at Subway. Why Subway? I don't know. With Sasuke (and crew) working at Hot Topic next to Subway and Naruto (and friends) working at McDonalds on its other side, it's amazing that Itachi hasn't died from frustration, especially whenever something breaks, it comes out of his paycheck... AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A PAYCHECK! Wait, why the @#!*% is Hot Topic in the food court? And since when the @#!*% did Konoha build a mall? And why is the Emo Meal only served when it's Gaara's shift? And... Is that Zetsu in the lettuce tray?
may contain crossovers, crack-filled humor, language, breaking of the fourth wall
need to start

Once Upon a Hetaliafied Time(Hetalia)-What happens when the Hetalia characters, just for the fun of it, act out different fairy tales, stories and movies? Well, chaos... or something... especially when some of them are pretty much forced into the story. So why is Japan always the storyteller? Will those forced to participate ever know escape is futile? Will anyone ever know exactly how many (pet) druids England has? And will Prussia ever get to be together with his beloved Gilbird?
shounen ai if you squint so hard that you die, language, crack-filled humor, OCs, some OOCs somewhere...i think..., and RUSSIA'S BLOODY PIPE!
need to start

Trapped in a Mansion(Hetalia)-Arthur gets tricked by Alfred and now he's trapped in an abandoned mansion. To make matters worse, he's trapped in the mansion with Feliciano. The two must work together in order to find a way out of the mansion before their differences prevent them from escaping. Why did Alfred trap Arthur in the mansion? Did Alfred do the same to Feliciano or is there another reason why he's in the mansion? And where the @#!*% are all those pasta ingredients hiding?
human names used, humor, language, Prussia's awesomeness, England's cooking
on Chapter 3

Pokémon Diamond and Pearl: Annaya's Story(Pokémon)- Based on the game. Annaya knows how her journey started but does she know how it will end?
on Chapter 1

Reader's Digest What?!(Hetalia)-When a Hetalia fangirl in the Hetalia world reads too much Reader's Digest, things get a little...weird, especially when she's reading the Around the World with One Question section. Chapter One: Weight of the World!
on Chapter 2

The Simple Things That Makes Us Happy(Hetalia)-Simple things make people happy. What simple things make the Hetalia characters happy throughout the year? Starting with January 1. Using 3,650 Thing to be Happy About 2010 Calender
on Chapter 24




When You Think Too Much With Hetalia(Hetalia)-What happens when Hetalia fangirls think too much using Hetalia characters? Well, crack pairings if you really think about, OOC characters, and some third thing... (contains OCs)
on Chapter 1

The Challenge of Becoming Hokage(Naruto/Pokémon crossover)-As we all know, Naruto's dream is to become Hokage. But what he doesn't know is that becoming the Hokage is harder than it looks for he must first... Is Sakura on crack or did she just say that in order to become Hokage, Naruto must first become the Pokémon Master?
on Chapter 2

Get Backers Magical Retrieval Missions (GetBackers/Hetalia crossover)- Ban and Ginji have retrieved many strange things in the past... but these ones just made it to the top of the list. Though it doesn't explain who these group of foreigners are. Why can't the tall one just buy another bottle of vodka?
need to start

Caviar (Hetalia)-

Hetalia High School Host Club (Hetalia/Ouran High School Host Club)

DWMA (Death Weapon Meister Academy)/Shibusen Files(Soul Eater)-A collection of files on students Shibusen wish to forget they had. See who they are, learn their stories, and know why they can't retrieve/keep a single soul. OCs galore!
On Chapter 1

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8.10.11
Hey everyone! In Canada right now if you haven't read the auther's note in Goodbye Ordinary and Normal Day. So Friday last week, I left to go to Seattle and left for Vancouver (I most likely spelled that wrong) on Monday then went to Victoria today then going to some place next to Vancouver tomorrow then going back home on Friday... I think... Back in Vancouver, I met this guy who worked at Tom and Jerry's... I'm gonna miss that fellow... until I finish talking about him to my friends... The food there is good by the way, even if I can't finish what's on the plate there sometimes (I only ate there twice). I had the vegetable korma there and the jambalaya. The first is an Indian meal and the second an Italian. I had a Hetalia fanfic idea while I was in Vancouver so I hope to have that written up soon... and hopefully my other fanfics done... So I'll do that now. Adios for now!

6.14.11
Ok, so I've put up You Can't Save Everyone and Finding Vatican... I'm putting Simple Things on hold for personal reasons
Btw, I have an account on FictionPress if I haven't mentioned that already...
Working on a couple stories there...

4.21.11
Happy birthday to me! Happy Birthday to Tobi... and Hado... and all the others... and my 2 friends who have the same birthday XD
I'm going to try and put up a fanfic since I'm in such a good mood right now... though I feel a little dizzy. I just came back from Hawaii so it must be that... Oh well.
Maybe I won't put up a fanfic since I'm blocked from putting up new fanfics... and I don't have any new chapters done yet so... yeah...

3.14.11
So I didn't complete Simple Things by the deadline... but I've been listening to too many depressing songs and working on another story (that's... messed up...), to think happy scenes with our favorite lovely nations. But now that I'm slowly not listening to depressing music and almost done with the story, I'll hopefully go back to finishing Simple Things... if I can write Belarus, I guess... There are a few chapters I forgot to put up before I started the depressing music stage so I'll put them up soon. Oh yeah, before I forget. I got a fictionpress account. The username is TobiWasHere and the user ID is 762261

12.25.10
I was sad yesterday because I ran out of time on the internet yesterday so this is what I wanted to put yesterday:

12.24.10
CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYBODY!
I think Prussia, Germany, Netherlands, and all those other dru-nks visited my house today. They drank all the Blue Moon be-er!
We got money from our family for singing... We received 37 dollars...
I got the first two volumes of Hetalia (i knew I was getting it 'cause I was the one who picked it out) from Mother Russia (who also gave me an expensive sounding coat o_O") XD awesome-sauce -^-^- and Romano cooked food for us Asians and 1 random white guy (Romano's Macoroni Grill, i don't know if that's even spelled correctly)
AND NO PINK! :o That's right, no one got me anything pink this year (last year was a pink hat and a pink jacket)! I got black this year! Alright! I got a black jacket that might be small but i'll still wear it from mytia cecil (I think England got me it since it has all these writings and drawings all over it... Iggy, I still can't find the picture of the house >_
Kyuubi was trying to eat the food (succeeding only once, at least my hand doesn't smell like pasta no more), got petting, got his picture taken, tried to chase an oppssum, and fell asleep through the present giving time.
Akumi told my 8 year old sis to get another of my cousins a be-er and sh actually asked one of the adults for a be-er! XD It was so funny. And my adult cousin got dru-nk after one small cup of wine... looks like she didn't get the drinking genes.
Aw... Kyuubi's sleeping on my bed as I'm typing XD while Mother Russia is telling me to go to bed DX I still need to finish typing Simple Things DX

Yup, this morning I got an iTunes gift card... even though I still don't have iTunes on my laptop yet XD my bro wanted to switch gifts with me since he got a Best Buy gift card... by the way, he was very happy yesterday when he got a giant book of Edgar Allen Poe Poems and Stories collection and a book collection of Sherlock Holmes... he also got this box that said 369 sexy men... so there's 369 men- wait, not just any men 369 SEXY men inside the box?
Yesterday, I also wanted to put up some Simple Things chapters up as a Christmas Eve gift but I guess I'll have to do it today...

12.5.10
IT'S FINLAND'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!! YAY!!!
But I gots a test tomorrow D:
Many stuff have come up that might prevent me from completing The Simple Things That Makes Us Happy by the assigned date (December 31 at 11:59 pm)

11.19.10
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY LATVIA!!!
and I'm sorry if those juniors hurt your feelings when they wrote 'LATIVA' instead of 'LATVIA' on their project...
ok, so chapter 2 is up for The Simple Things That Makes Us Happy. Trying to work on 3.
I tried starting CH 2 of The Challenge of Becoming Hokage...
It's my group's Cuba/Seychelles birthday today...
In Russia while typing this out a.k.a. in sociology class (CH 1 of When You Think Too Much With Hetalia reference...)
I got rid of the stereotype thing that I had above because it kept blocking me from viewing/editing my profile on my laptop... i think it was the cause...
Greece needs to give me her character designs because I need to finish drawing all the characters before I graduate if I am to be the artist...
I don't know what I'll be doing later at Open House or what club table I'll be standing at... Art, J.A.M., or maybe even K-9... I don't know... I just want to run back and forth from table-to-table...
I hope my profile is unblocked the next time I check it...

11.1.10
HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN!
So yesterday, I had to supervise my little sister while she went trick-or-treating (since I didn't have an awesome costume and because what I could've worn was in the laundry). There was this guy who said he liked my "costume" and I told him that I was dressed up as myself. I got a small crunch bar from him. There was another guy whose house we went to where he gave me quarter after he asked if I was trick-or-treating with my reply being "If I am then I'm trick-or-treating as myself". I didn't get a lot of candy but it doesn't matter since I don't really like candy (unless it has peanut butter in it). I really need to work on The Simple Things That Makes Us Happy...
ALL SOULS DAY (only one of my friends understand what the years mean, and people... kind of, and everyone else who know what it means)
-Daemon (1857)
-Razor (1782)
-Ivan (1408)
-Coyotl ( )
-Flip (1638)
-Ridder (1566)
-Arne (1720)
-Yumichi (1794)
-Draco (1842)
-Misha & Orya (1971)
-Hacker (2001)
-Code (2001)
-Zero (2002)
-Dakota (2007)

8.28.10
Went to SeaWorld today... It's been forever since I last went. I had fun (making comments throughout the shows).
I apparently have OCD (according to my parents)... Huh, would have never guessed... (always knew I had something but never knew what it was)
I was playing Pokémon Red (the one for the gameboy color. yeah, really old I know... ancient... almost extinct... too bad I lost my gameboy color 4 years ago) earlier, trying to figure out where I was in the game... turns out I was at the 5th gym leader... and my team was weaker than I suspected (except my starter, who's level 53) since they were level 14-17... yeah... my team is special...
I will get started on The Simple Things That Makes Us Happy tomorrow if I have time... I hope I have time...
Sealand's birthday on Wednesday...
"Toucan play at this game"
All the penguins were fat DX it made me sadz... I always thought they were trim... oh well, at least I know they're not starving...
Going to bed now...

8.25.10
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELARUS!!!! XD
yeah... 1st chapter of The Simple Things That Makes Us Happy has been put up...

8.24.10
I haven't been on this in like... forever! (well, since April)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UKRAINE!!!!
so South Korea's birthday was on the 15th and I didn't know tll the day after... Hope he isn't sad about that
and Switzerland's birthday was on the 1st (which I didn't find out till the 16th), no wonder he was glaring at me while holding his guns
So I'm putting up the 1st chapter of The Simple Things That Makes Us Happy tomorrow
My computer is being slow. My mom says my stepdad's going to do something about that...

4.23.10
Yesterday, my friends and I came up with a Earth Day carol. Here's the lyrics:
Happy Earth Day to you!
You better be kind
Or else I will hurt you
With earthquakes and floods!

Isn't it awesome?!
Yeah, Happy (late?) Earth Day!

4.21.10
Today is my birthday... DUN DUN DUN! I'm old enough to watch Rated R movies! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Words That I (along with my friends) Use:
yant -a yaoi rant/ a rant about yaoi (a combine of the words yaoi and rant)
Frita (pronounced free-tuh) -our way of saying FranceXItaly (a chapter in When You Think Too Much With Hetalia may or may not include the story on this word)

More Hetalia fanfics I plan on working on:
Reader's Digest What?! -When a Hetalia fangirl in the Hetalia world read too much Reader's Digest, things get a little...weird, especially when she's reading the Around the World with One Question section. Chapter One: Weight of the World!

The Simple Things That Makes Us Happy -Simple things make people happy. What simple things make the Hetalia characters happy throughout the year? Starting with January 1. Using 3,650 Thing to be Happy About Calender

When You Think Too Much With Hetalia -What happens when Hetalia fangirls think too much using Hetalia characters? Well, crack pairings if you really think about, OOC character, and some third thing... (contains OCs)

4.12.10
This is where I am in the fanfics
The Secret Life of Nakumi -(on hold) on Chapter 5
The RP -(discontinued for now) on Chapter 10?
Naruto's Konoha High -on Chapter 2
Forgetting Kit -on Chapter 3
Itachi Works at Subway?! -need to start Chapter 1
Once Upon a Hetaliafied Time -need to start Chapter 1
Trapped in a Mansion -on Chapter 2
Russian Pasta -complete
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl: Annaya's Story -on Chapter 1
The Bystanders -need to start
The Bystanders (the sequel) -need to start

The Bystanders (Tokyo Mew Mew)- Twin cousins Asumi and Akumi are in for the strange adventure for their lives when they buy a mysterious book from a mysterious bookstore. Their book, as it turns out, can talk and has magical powers, sending the girls to another world. Now the girls, too lazy to fight off any bad guys

4.10.10
Turtle is going to share this account with me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I finally finished Russian Pasta but am currently unable to publish(whatever the term I'm thinking of is called) it on here... Dumb internet monitoring/ blocking thing! I hate it!

4.9.10
Sad. Everything I wrote disappeared when it failed to upload. :(
Hello, my username may be Mew Angels Crystal Tears (or MACT or MA for short) but you may call me Tobi like people do nowadays. I like anime and manga, reading certain books, drawing, writing stories and fanfics (I just haven't put them up on here), and other things I'm too lazy to think of, like playing video games.

Anime/Mangas I Like/Am OK With:
Hetalia
Naruto
Air TV
Card Captors Sakura
Kamekaze Kaito Jeane
Get Backers
Power Puff Girls Z
DN Angel
+Anima
Psycho Busters
Gintama
Pokémon
Fruits Basket
Skip Beat
Beauty Pop
Shugo Chara
Mixed Vegetables
Full Moon wo Sagasgite (sp?)
Disgaea
Bleach

Fanfics I'm Working on/Plan on Working on:
The Secret Life of Nakumi(Naruto)-A year after Naruto mysteriously disappears, Nakumi ends up being captured by the Akatsuki and has to pretend to be one of them. Escape is futile. What dark secrets swirl around her and what connection does she have with Naruto? What does Itachi know about her? Why is everyone a little OOC? Why is Itachi the most OOC? What happened to Naruto? Why won't Tobi say he's a good boy? And...Why the @#!*% is a bunny in the first chapter?
Future Warnings: OOC characters, language, some third thing
No Pairings...I think... maybe one-sided DeiNakumi

The Roleplay(RP)(Naruto)-What happens when you take a hyper, confusing, god-modding Naruto fangirl, a way out of character Gaara, a mysterious and confusing clan curse, and, to some degree, OOC Naruto characters and put them in an role play...well, a lot actually...That's what happens on this ordinary day that became a not so ordinary day...BEWARE OF TWITCHING GAARA!
Warnings: language, hyper teens, gore?, major twitching
may cause side effects such as confusion, headaches, twitching, blood loss from nosebleed, laughing very hard, mental problems, and loss of innocence
Pairings: GaaHina, ItaOC, NaruOC, SasuOC, OCOC, and others

Naruto's Konoha High(Naruto)-Naruto, in some strange turn of events, ended up skipping Freshman and Sophmore year and went straight to Junoir year in Konoha High. With his old friends are stuck in Freashman and Sophmore year, Naruto must make Junoir friends if he is to survive Junoir year, even if his new friends turn out to be the Akatsuki, a group of criminal-like troublemakers who don't feel like graduating. Naruto's presence at the school may change Konoha High in ways than they're used to. Let's not forget Konoha High is for NINJAS ONLY! Now, who the @#!*% decided it was a good idea to hire these crazy, psycho teachers?
humor, crazy teachers, lee in green spandex, smiling/happy gaaras?!, language mostly due to Hidan, and Sai, no pairings so far

Forgetting Kit(Naruto)-It's been two and a half years since Sasuke left but somthing's happened in a certain village. The people of the Hidden Leaf Village, Konoha, have lost all their memories of Uzumaki Naruto! After being found by two of his old friends, our blonde hero must create a new persona for himself. Now Naruto must live as a sixteen year old boy named Kit and not get too close to his old friends or put Konoha in danger, especially when Akatsuki are still after him. (will complete summary later, i still need to work on the story line)
Rated T (may or may not change)
Humor and something else...
Pairings: LeeSaku, NejiTen, KibaHina, ChouIno, ShikaTema, PeinKonan, AsumaKurenai, MinaKushi, and others... at this point I have no idea who Naruto should end up with so yeah...or maybe he should end up with no one... ~hugs Naru-chan~ don't worry Naru-chan, I still love you! So does Itachi!...that sounded weird... (PAIRINGS ARE NOT FINAL!!)
Warnings: language ('cause Hidan is going to be in this), Sakura bashing, Sasuke bashing(?), OOC characters, Sai, OCs, character deaths, and other stuff that i'm too lazy to think of...

Itachi Works at Subway?!(Naruto)-The Akatsuki, in a strange sequence of events, decided to work at Subway. Why Subway? I don't know. With Sasuke (and crew) working at Hot Topic next to Subway and Naruto (and friends) working at McDonalds on its other side, it's amazing that Itachi hasn't died from frustration, especially whenever something breaks, it comes out of his paycheck... AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A PAYCHECK! Wait, why the @#!*% is Hot Topic in the food court? And since when the @#!*% did Konoha build a mall? And why is the Emo Meal only served when it's Gaara's shift? And... Is that Zetsu in the lettuce tray?
may contain crossovers, crack-filled humor, language, breaking of the fourth wall

Once Upon a Hetliafied Time(Hetalia)-What happens when the Hetalia characters, just for the fun of it, act out different fairy tales, stories and movies? Well, chaos... or something... especially when some of them are pretty much forced into the story. So why is Japan always the storyteller? Will those forced to participate ever know escape is futile? Will anyone ever know exactly how many (pet) druids England has? And will Prussia ever get to be together with his beloved Gilbird?
shounen ai if you squint so hard that you die, language, crack-filled humor, OCs, some OOCs somewhere...i think..., and RUSSIA'S BLOODY PIPE!

Trapped in a Mansion(Hetalia)-Arthur gets tricked by Alfred and now he's trapped in an abandoned mansion. To make matters worse, he's trapped in the mansion with Feliciano. The two must work together in order to find a way out of the mansion before their differences prevent them from escaping. Why did Alfred trap Arthur in the mansion? Did Alfred do the same to Feliciano or is there another reason why he's in the mansion? And where the @#!*% are all those pasta ingredients hiding?
human names used, humor, language, Prussia's awesomeness, England's cooking

Russian Pasta(Hetalia)-Japan decides to visit Italy's house but when he gets there he hears strange noises coming from the... kitchen? Wait, is that Russia in there... with Italy? What could they possibly be doing that would cause such strange noises? Funny, for second there, it sounds like they're...
oneshot

Pokémon Diamond and Pearl: Annaya's Story(Pokémon)- Based on the game. Annaya knows how her journey started but does she know how it will end?

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Fairies and Countries and Tales, Oh My! by 94 Bottles Of Snapple reviews
The Hetalia countries find themselves faced with fairytales containing some very familiar-sounding characters...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,965 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010
Forest of Peppermint and Thyme by Feel Free To Improvise reviews
What happens when Naruto takes on a genin team and suddenly Itachi is back in the village? Then the rest of the Akatsuki follow lead? Crack Fic. Biting, swearing, and Hanabi on drugs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,387 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
what happens after naruto stops filming by xox NiNjA-gIrl xox reviews
'naruto' is basically a show.but uzumaki naruto is oblivious to that fact.he brings life to his character since he always is IN his character.he doesn't realize its all made before filming when he has an encounter with characters things go all wrong
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Naruto U.
Absolutely Awesome by Garuto in the real world reviews
A quick look into the lives of Ludwig and Gilbert Beilschmidt, with all their stupid daily routines, bickering and staring contests uncensored. Collection of oneshots ;P Thanks to Superspacemonkey on Deviantart for the cover picture ( :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Our Usual UN Meeting by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
America decides to provide some entertainment for the next annual UN meeting. Russia approves. No one else does. PURE CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Declaratives by Bunny Bumpkins reviews
Oh, the great lessons Big Brother France teaches Little America… It's bound to make England cross. • • ― England / Kid!America. TWT. Super Fluffy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chibitalia and the Lion by Dragon-Sigma reviews
Chibitalia finds an injured lion wandering around outside the Holy Roman household. He decides to help it. However, Austria doesn't believe the lion exists.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/9/2010 - N. Italy, Austria - Complete
You wont like me when I'm hungry by thebestthingsinceslicedbread reviews
Just... don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Annoying American by Shea Rya reviews
It was based off "The annoying orange" on youtube.Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - America
Italians do not drive by gust-rider reviews
There is a reason why Feliciano is not allowed to drive. Ever. /Oneshot/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
The Curls by FadedScribbles reviews
Germania wonders what Rome's curl's do. Only one way to find out! Rated T for suggestive themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
WHERE IS MY TEA! by Chalinaroses reviews
Three people decide to take away from England something very dear to him. What will ensue?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Weaving Stars by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*China, ChibiJapan, ChibiKorea - Japan, Germany, Italy* Tanabata story. Long long ago, China shared this tale with a young Japan. Many years later, it is time for Japan to share this story with others, too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2010 - China, Japan - Complete
I Just Lied To Myself by Invisible Staircase reviews
It was such a simple little lie to such an innocent little child... but it leaves Italy feeling ashamed and searching for a way to change. A quest for a time machine and some good ol' friendship fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/27/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Killing Germany by Shea Rya reviews
Italy has a pet gold fish named Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Pickup Sticks, Pickup Lines by sundrymunity reviews
After Prussia gives him a list of "fool proof" pickup lines, the Holy Roman Empire sets off to get his girl. Or, you know, not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2010 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Too Much of a Good Thing by sundrymunity reviews
In order to woo her, the Holy Roman Empire gives Italy gifts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Almost perfect day by Mafia Sable reviews
Italia got everything right... well, almost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/8/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Interruptions by silverdragonlaura reviews
Austria tries to get rid of Chibitalia's hiccups. refering to Chibitalia as "she" since it is Austria's pov
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Austria, N. Italy - Complete
Feliciano and the Twig by HiddenHikari reviews
Feliciano wants to be scary like Ivan. What does he do? Hinted Feliciano/Ludwig or Italy/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - N. Italy, Russia - Complete
Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery by HappeDaez reviews
In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Mona Lisa by Rocky and CG reviews
The famous painting is stolen from the Louvre museum in France’s house!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - France, N. Italy - Complete
From Russia With Fun! by McMuffinDragon reviews
Turns out, Veneciano is surprisingly good at playing Tetris when not distracted by hunger.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Material pleasures by StillSound reviews
Suigetsu and Naruto have a contest: who can steal more of Sasuke's stuff. SasuNaru and SuiSasu if you want it to be. Can also be viewed as friendship. Drabble. 300 words.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Let's Paint! by Surrender In Dance reviews
Germany decides to paint his house and unfortunately calls upon Italy and Japan for help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Wrong Restroom, Missy by Orpah reviews
Just a short oneshot with Austria and Little!Italy. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - N. Italy, Austria - Complete
The price of love is a spagetthi bolognese by drcalvin reviews
Austria thinks Chibitalia isn't a good maid and wants him to earn his keep otherwise. Solution? Pimp him out to all of Europe! Will Italy ever understand what his new job means? Will Spain ever afford a night with Romano? And what about HRE? Crackfic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - N. Italy, Austria - Complete
The Rise of Wurst by OrangeHue reviews
All Germany wanted to do was sleep. All Italy wanted to do was eat. But nothing could ever be that easy with Prussia and friends. Warning: there is crack, and there is Prussia. Enough said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Brotherly Love by karrot bear reviews
In which Romano and his brother have different fashion sense
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Bedtime Rhyme by Beijing Express reviews
Italy has hit his head in the middle of the night and decides to venture into the depths of Germany's bedroom. Germany/Italy. Oneshot. Comical Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
No Gun Left Behind by Super Sheba reviews
Because guns solve everything that strangling and potatoes can't.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hetalia Misunderstandings by bombayxprodigy reviews
What happens when Japan overhears a compromising situation between Italy and Germany? humor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Eye of the Tiger by SidQuin reviews
America has come to the conclusion Italy isn't Italian enough. Warning: Not for those who are easily offended by stereotypes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2009 - America, N. Italy
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Spinoff Of A Treasure by DarkCrimsonFlame3 reviews
The title says it all but let me explain. People seemed to really like the little Naruto so I'm writing a bunch of short stories with our fav. characters! Look in the first chapter if you don't get what I mean.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Deidara, Naruto U.
The Phone Call by JessWithNails reviews
Naruto has had enough of Uchiha Itachi going after him, and decides to give Itachi a piece of his mind.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Chronichles of the Hungry Snake by ensngre reviews
Naruto and Orochimaru on adventures! No more, no less. Rated for (upcoming?) language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004
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Russian Pasta reviews
Japan decides to visit Italy's house but when he gets there he hears strange noises coming from the...kitchen? Wait, is that Russia in there...with Italy? What could they possibly be doing that would cause such strange noises? Funny, it sounds like... EDIT: Don't read Ch 1. Skip to Ch 2.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 4/19/2010 - N. Italy, Russia - Complete
Say Hi to Everyone For America reviews
HetaHazard. Italy's all alone and those things are loose. Where's America? Does Italy really want America's company? Originally oneshot but now with bonus chapter. Now Complete... will have sequal one day in future.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Goodbye Ordinary and Normal Day reviews
It was supposed to be an ordinary day, or as ordinary a day could get, then Germany has to leaves and chaos ensues as Italy obliviously sits through it all. T for Tomato Loving Romano and his wonderful mouth. Supposed to be crack humor. oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - N. Italy, Belarus - Complete
You Can't Save Everyone: Naruto reviews
"You can't save everyone" "But that doesn't stop me from trying, now does it?" In which a boy and girl meet and have a conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Finding Vatican reviews
Vatican City goes missing. Italy, with the help of others, must find him or else the world will be in chaos. Where could he be? HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FINDING NEMO! Oneshot... The chaos thing might be a lie though... Pairings Avoided
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - N. Italy, England/Britain - Complete
You Can't Save Everyone: Hetalia reviews
"You can't save everyone" "But that doesn't stop me from trying, now does it?" In which a boy and girl meet and have a conversation. No pairings but I don't care if you see one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - America, Belarus - Complete
The Simple Things That Makes Us Happy reviews
Simple things make people happy. What simple things make the Hetalia characters happy throughout the year? Starting with January 1. Using 3,650 Thing to be Happy About Calender
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
The Challenge of Becoming Hokage reviews
As we all know,Naruto's dream is to become Hokage but what he doesn't know is that becoming the Hokage is harder thanit looks for must first-Is Sakura on crack or did she just say that in order to become Hokage,Naruto must first become the Pokémon Master?
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U.
Curiosity Killed the Cat reviews
Itachi wakes up to find Naruto and Sasuke in the Akatsuki base... Wait, how'd they get in and why are the rest of the Akatsuki shocked when they enter the room the two boys are in? What is going on? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Torture and Helpfulness reviews
Welcome to the show where we tor I mean help the Tokyo Mew Mew characters. Just like the title! Wait I End of summary. Please read. LOST AND DISCONTINUED
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006