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Joined 09-02-06, id: 1127216, Profile Updated: 07-08-16
Author has written 18 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Pumpkin Scissors/パンプキン・シザーズ.

Please visit my Tumblr page where I'll be posting my series from the beginning with musical accompaniment! My url is sons-of-the-desert-fma.

Sons of the Desert fics in order:

1. Sons of the Desert

2. The Fountain (prequel)

3. I Shaved My Armpits For This?

4. The Day The Circus Came To Town

5. Pigeon Pie

6. For Better Or For Worse

7. The Best Exotic Desert Dove Hotel

8. The Little Prince

9. My Home Is Where You Are (sequel to The Fountain)

10. Tales In and Out of Ishval (a series of mini-arcs that have no other place to call home)

Upcoming (with any luck) Working Titles:

The Last Prince of Ishval (a story of Old Ishval)

The Good Son (Scar and his adult children)

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Mirage by Vyscaria reviews
Mustang's Restoration Act challenges Scar and Miles to rebuild Ishval, but they hadn't counted on Kimblee coming along. What's more, reviving Ishval isn't an easy task, and the Ishvalans are keeping their own secrets. Between a witch, a lion, and a baker, the future of New Ishval dances as a mirage on the horizon. Vivid worldbuilding, OCs, AU in which Kimblee survives Promised Day.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,777 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Scar, Kimbley, Miles, Dr. Marcoh
Op ISHVALAN RESTORATION Indoctrination by Vyscaria reviews
These are the official Amestrian Military transcripts from the indoctrination training administered to soldiers deploying to Ishval on Operation Ishvalan Restoration. Taught by LCol Miles, Scar, and Zolf J. Kimblee regarding the history, culture, language, and social idiosyncrasies of the incredible land and peoples of Ishval. Please read in conjunction with "Mirage". (PROTECTED B)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2015
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Full Meta Alchemist reviews
What does the cast of FMA do to make ends meet once the show is over? Originally posted on Livejournal FMA Fic Contest. Meta!fic. Sort of a sequel to Arm Candy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/3 - Lust, Kimbley
Tales In and Out of Ishval reviews
Next in the Sons of the Desert series. A collection of short stories. Family fluff, slice of life, this and that. Mostly Scar-centric. Lots of canon characters plus my OC's. Rated K to T, depending on language and thematic elements. Next up: Scar sees his first movie.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Edward E., Scar, Winry R., OC
It's Who You Know reviews
Modern AU. Scar tries to rebuild his life while haunted by his past. Kimblee could care less about his past, but it comes back to haunt him anyway. Stuffed full of previously dead canon characters and only a few OCs. Some names will be changed for reasons. Probably just a little swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,501 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Rose, Scar, Kimbley, Scar's Brother
First, Do No Harm reviews
What if Urey and Sarah Rockbell hadn't run out of sedatives at their Ishvalan hospital? Originally written for the Livejournal FMA Fic Contest prompt, "Canon Change".
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Scar
It's A Living reviews
A science fiction AU oneshot. Cargo pilot Scar reluctantly transports a couple of Amestrian kids. Originally posted in the Livejournal FMA Fic Contest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Scar, Miles - Complete
The Little Prince reviews
A 15-year-old Drachman boy learns a shocking secret about himself and must seek asylum in Amestris. While Major General Armstrong decides what to do with him, she sends him to the safest place she can think of outside of Briggs. Probably some language. 8th in Sons of the Desert series
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,475 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Scar, Olivier A. - Complete
My Home Is Where You Are reviews
Sequel to The Fountain. The story, as told by my OC Dejan Shua, of how he and a group of kids who fell under his care managed to escape the Ishvalan genocide and survive the subsequent exile. Pretty much all OCs, appearances by at least one canon character.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Scar, OC
Pigeon Pie reviews
5th in the Sons of the Desert series. Olivier Armstrong hates family reunions and avoids them at all costs. This time, though, she has a secret weapon. Or is he a loose cannon? Some language and lots of Armstrong OCs and one Ishvalan one.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Alex A., Olivier A., OC - Complete
Arm Candy reviews
Meta!Kimblee brings a meta!date to the Brotherhood cast party to cause meta!trouble with his meta!girlfriend, Meta!Lust, with whom he is meta!quarreling. She has a similar meta!idea. Lots of meta!characters featured. Even the dead ones.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Lust, Kimbley - Complete
The Best Exotic Desert Dove Hotel reviews
Rose decides to visit Ishval for its first harvest festival. She ends up finding more than a few souvenirs. 7th in the Sons of the Desert series. Rated T for mostly mild language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,808 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Rose, Scar - Complete
The Fountain reviews
A poor young Ishvalan street musician has a chance encounter that changes his life forever. Pre-manga prequel to Sons of the Desert (2nd in the series). Contains OCs. Rated T for language, thematic material, and some domestic violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,517 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Scar - Complete
For Better or For Worse reviews
6th in Sons of the Desert series. Resembool hasn't seen a throwdown like this since the sheep shearing festival of 1905. This time a brave few may even stay sober enough to remember what happened. Rated T for mild language and shenanigans.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,701 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - [Edward E., Winry R.] Scar - Complete
The Day The Circus Came To Town reviews
Two years after the Promised Day, Ishval is invaded. 4th sequel to Sons of the Desert. Rated T for language and stuff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,929 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Scar, Winry R. - Complete
Say It With Flowers reviews
Randel and Alice contemplate while recuperating.
Pumpkin Scissors/パンプキン・シザーズ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
I Shaved My Armpits For This? reviews
Not crack, despite the title. Post-manga. As head of the Armstrong family, Olivier is coerced into hosting Catherine's debutante party. Who knows how the evening will end? 3rd story in the Sons of the Desert series. Rated T for language and some thematic material.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,223 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Olivier A. - Complete
Sons of the Desert reviews
Scar and Miles face the monumental task of rebuilding a land and a culture. Miles gets in touch with his roots and Scar's past isn't as erased as he thought it was. Rated T for language and thematic elments. Lots of OCs. All updated!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 195,452 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Scar, Miles - Complete
Mmm Donuts! reviews
Lust is out of a job. How's a homunculus to make a living with such a dubious resume? Straight out of the This-Would-Never-Happen-Crackverse. LustxScarxKimbleexetc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Scar, Lust
Mmm! Coffee! reviews
Just a typical morning at Starbucks. Or is it? AUish? Crackish? I make no apologies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Scar, Kimbley - Complete