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Joined 09-05-06, id: 1128683, Profile Updated: 01-11-14
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto.

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The high scores in Guitar Hero(tm) belong to God, but in Sing Star(tm) I'm known as Player1.

My favorite animals are polar bears.

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Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Underwater by BlueRedemption reviews
God hates him. But Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Only You by the knave of hearts reviews
Seven drabbles/one-shots done to the theme of the seven deadly sins. YAOI. INCEST. Minato Yondaime /Naruto. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
One Thing Remains by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Do not hang out with the gay boy if you do not want to get a “homo stamp” on your forehead. So what do you do? Ask the gay boy to pretend to be your girlfriend. Do you not see the contradiction there Naruto? NaruSasu, M for SEX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
Life in the Uchiha Dynasty by yaoi415 reviews
AU Fantasy SasuNaru. Servant Naruto and Prince Sasuke. The feud between the Uzumakis and the Uchihas has been going on for hundreds of years. For generations, the Uchihas have enslaved the Uzumakis as punishment for their ancestor's "betrayal."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,874 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uzumaki Harem by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Naruto is a king. A king with a harem. Yet he is a king without “love.” Sasuke is an adviser. An adviser who just happened to get caught in the middle of it all. [focuses on NaruSasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sex Ed by WolfPilot06 reviews
In which Naruto is an idiot, Sasuke is a miscommunicative bastard, and there is an allaround abuse of italics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Snap Snap Tap by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] He always stood there, nodding to some quiet beat. Twice snapping his fingers, and once tapping his feet. [KyuuIta]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The COUGH COUGH Song by Candy House reviews
Naruto tries to get all the guys together for some male bonding...Conversation evolves...And you can read the rest to find out!Includes: Everything from BOOBS, to GAY MEN, and FRUIT ANAOLOGIES. Comedy, Humor, and some Yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Row in the Konoha Library by brumalbreeze reviews
It was always that one row where they would sit down, reading their books, ignoring each other, but acknowledging each other. Will it be that one row where the two of them will realize the meaning of their friendship? [Shonenai, SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
1923 by Koinu-chan reviews
Set in American 1920s. Because of the latest fashion trend, Naruto gets mistaken for a girl a lot. His job as a waiter promises endless harassment and he is ready to maim all the men with salad forks, well, except for one...[SasuNaru, BL]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,432 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
On A Nice Day by B. Bunny reviews
On a nice day, Sasuke gave his heart away... [OneShot] SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 6,245 - Follows: 395 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Fear reviews
Naruto knows he doesn't have to be afraid of the villagers, because their minds are immature and Naruto is the monster under their beds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Reproduce reviews
Sasuke needs to breed and Naruto is unpredictable enough to make that happen. [NaruSasu]Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Vigilante reviews
Sasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,954 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drowning reviews
Being at the top of school hierarchy, it was Sasuke's 'duty' to make Naruto's life hell. Until the boy saved his life, leaving Sasuke to drown in feelings of regret. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,716 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not as Planned reviews
When it comes to Sasuke, Naruto knows the best. That doesn't mean things will go as planned, because when it comes to Naruto, Sasuke knows even better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Martyred reviews
Worried that they have somehow displeased their god, the village of Konoha now tries to make amends by confronting their god with a virgin sacrifice: Uchiha Sasuke. NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Punish reviews
Its okay, he thinks, because this is punishment and he deserves it. Not because of all the things he has done to betray Konoha, but because he was careless enough to get caught by his village. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Onion reviews
Sasuke hides them well, but Naruto knows there are unshed tears.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Proxy reviews
Life is hard, but so is Naruto. NaruMinaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Oblivious reviews
Naruto is oblivious, his clones are perverted, team Kakashi has their theories and Neji has a lot of mental images for the night to come. NaruNaru, NaruxRamen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
War Zone reviews
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Narcissus reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Again reviews
[Sequel to Recycle] The only thing they are good at is getting in trouble and dying. Idiots, the two of them. That's exactly why they need so many retakes. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rent reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
N is for love reviews
And S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate’s insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Fan and Whirlpool reviews
[Sequel to Fishcake and Nothing] Naruto wonders if his brooding Sasuke is ever going to get over the meaning of names. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Recycle reviews
They promised to start over, no matter how long it'd take. But Sasuke's timing in reincarnation is a bit off and Naruto, being the irrational person he is, gets into loads of trouble because of it. AU. Insane pedo!Naruto I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icha Icha Touchy Feely reviews
In which Naruto has an incredible memory when it comes to touches and Kakashi thinks that Jiraiya corrupting Naruto is the cause of his former student’s extremely grabby hand. [KakaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Even if reviews
Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fishcake and nothing reviews
Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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