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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Previously LadyShirahime93, now SilverLullabies93

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Update: So I haven't been on in ages, that's because so much has happened in the past year, I don't even know where to begin.' For one, my mother, aka one of the only few family members I like, was diagnosed with Stage Four Breast Cancer so I've been dealing with that. Another thing is, I had a baby with my boyfriend of four years! Her name is Alice and she was born on July 16, 2013. Which has made me discover it's hard to write when you're sleep deprived. Which would explain why I've had the next chapters done in each story for like the past 6 months, but keep going back to rewrite them.

Stories:

Fated: Updates once a week. Estimated about 30-Ish chapters

Betrothed to the Devil: No longer on Hiatus. Estimated 20-ish chapters.

Of Broken Hallelujahs and Masquerades: Updates once a week. Estimated around 50 chapters.

New Stories:

Vulpine: Crack!Fic. A new law by Danzou makes being a Jinchuriki a mental disorder. Thrown into a psychiatric hospital as a result, Naruto meets some very odd people. Six years later, a very different Naruto enters the Chunnin Exams. Oh, this should be interesting.

A Road Not Taken: An escort mission at sea, a sudden storm, and she was thrown overboard. Several days later she wakes up on an uncharted island and finds herself dependent on a foul mouth, silver-haired, violet eyed man in ways she never wanted to.

Ink: Harry was trying to go into the past to undo his wrong and hopefully avoid the war brewing on the horizon. What he didn't expect was to wake up five years in the future, with a world torn by war, and Voldemort dead. If he isn't the cause of the war, then who is? And how does he return home?

Sweet Martini: From the moment the prophesy was made to the moment he was left on his Aunt's doorstep, Harry's life began to spiral out of control. Dark!Harry

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The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 375,398 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 122 - Words: 277,328 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.
Tell Me The Reason Why by SensiblyTainted reviews
Harry is rescued at eight from his abusive uncle by five teen soldiers who've just won their own war. Under their tutelage, Harry comes to Hogwarts with skills the Wizarding world doesn't expect and brothers who won't let Harry go without a fight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,887 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4674 - Favs: 4,378 - Follows: 4,063 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
This Sucks by Faust VII reviews
When evil villains (not really) capture pure hearted (mostly) heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,061 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7452 - Favs: 10,414 - Follows: 9,494 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
With Bated Breath by Noc007 reviews
A realistic and honest look at those who appear in the Narutoverse. What would the experience really be like? It wouldn't be fun, that's for sure. A girl who falls into the world without knowing anything about Naruto faces the task of surviving, but how will her presence alter the original events in the story - if at all? Self-Insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5092 - Favs: 7,043 - Follows: 7,611 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,918 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 7,025 - Follows: 8,573 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 227,199 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/18/2008
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14081 - Favs: 8,896 - Follows: 8,469 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/7/2012
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 4,271 - Follows: 3,559 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23774 - Favs: 13,446 - Follows: 12,354 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Tell them I was still alive when you saw me by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
For the sake of her life, she had to forget... everything. Now, her birthright calls and all the pitfalls it entails. With the enemy that destroyed her family knocking on the gates, will Sakura prevail? Extremely Mature scenes and situations Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 228,534 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 134,990 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC]
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12796 - Favs: 14,654 - Follows: 12,175 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Freshman,Puppies,WaywardGangs And Chocolate Liquor by BizarreSerenity reviews
"D-didn't anyone tell you? Konoha Academy has a uniform policy for class hours." This time Sakura actually face palmed.She didn't know it at the time but uniforms would be the least of her problems. AkatsukixSakura, with other ships. Rated M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,774 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 212,907 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Be My Secretary? by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,818 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sakura H.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10770 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 6,221 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eight Little Hellions by werewolfbleu reviews
On her way home from a mission our favorite pink haired Kuniochi saves eight baby wolves from a fiery death. Little does she know that the little hellions that steal her heart are none other than the dreaded Akatsuki. Will Sakura abandon them? Or will she give up the life she's made in Konoha to be with the very men who want to capture her best friend? Ita/Saku pairing. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,928 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 3,734 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,689 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Akatsuki Sensei! by The Lord's Fallen Angel reviews
AU. What if the Akatsuki never exsisted, would things change for Naruto and everyone else? Or would it stay the same. Which is hard to believe when your own senseis are the Akatsuki! This year at the Chuunin Exams will be VERY intresting. Many pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,666 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,768 - Reviews: 3339 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 4,568 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Tomboy to Princess by Princess Kairi98 reviews
Sakura has been a tomboy all of her life.Her five guy friends get a big surpise when she changes into a girlygirl over the summer.Will the guys fall for their friend or will the new guys seize her first! Sakuraxmultiple couples!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,502 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sakura H.
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 3,075 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter: Chosen One by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
Harry and Hayden are twins. Hayden is presumed to be the BWL while Harry is forgotten. Harry lives with the Dursleys, Hayden lives with his parents. Separated for 6 years, the Potter twins reunite at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,878 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 7,160 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5186 - Favs: 5,049 - Follows: 5,824 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
King Who Lived by cap red reviews
Wrong Boy Who Lived. A ritual has revealed that Harry is the King of the Magical World. Yet, the world is split into factions, mysterious forces are at work and Harry must learn what it truly means to be a King before it is too late. In a world of magic, not everything is what it seems to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,577 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Belonging by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,391 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Chocolate Roses by K and Jazz reviews
From the moment she was adopted by that silver-haired man, to the moment one of his five adopted sons said 'I love you', Sakura's life began spiraling downward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,253 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Nature Of Things by StarkBlack reviews
Collab with Sinisterbug! xD When the Sunny docks, Sanji and Zoro sometimes seek out relief in some not so savory places. The same places... and the same women? Eventual Zoro/Sanji. Warnings: HET, yaoi, language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,887 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 8,904 - Follows: 8,517 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
High School Trauma by Hellbound-spirit reviews
Sakura thought this would be just another boring school year. However, the arrival of a few new students makes that quite impossible...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 41,753 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Betting by GeckoMoriaShadowLord reviews
ZoSan. East Blue High is the meeting of different worlds; the rich and cultured life of Enies Lobby and the impoverished, bitter masses of Water 7. The line between them is lethal, and when one man crosses it, he discovers that the stakes are high. M
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 240,009 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,019 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 3,472 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14058 - Favs: 6,973 - Follows: 6,243 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Innocent Seduction by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. kuxMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,223 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Tiger Hunt by X-parrot reviews
A rainy night, an unexpected threat, a desperate crew. And Zoro has never been so lost.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,435 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Zoro - Complete
Sweet Surrender by xSakuraWings reviews
It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Apothecary Knows Best by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sev, Lily, and Harry are trying to live as a happy family, running an apothecary in Diagon Alley, after Lily divorced James years before. But James keeps trying to sabotage their relationship out of petty jealousy. AU, mild CP SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,187 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sakura Finds Out by genki-escapist reviews
The boys have a secret and Sakura found out! Trouble ensues when the girls of Konoha find out that the boys are gay. But are they really? How can love save the day? Will Sakura get her happy ending? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. SakuraMultiple, UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,376 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
You Make Me Rethink Being Born by AsianOne reviews
[AU] Haruno Sakura isn't having what you would call a good day. Not even close, in fact. And it only gets worse when on the planned date of the big road trip she has to ride with the...delinquents. [KibaSaku][NejiSaku][GaaSaku][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Sakura H.
Breaking Forwards by lastcrazyhorn reviews
HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,869 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 3,158 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 1,294 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
All's Fair by Juniper11 reviews
Team Seven decides that when it comes to Sakura's heart...All's Fair in Love and War. Sakura x Team Seven & Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,742 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Team Seven - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3613 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,442 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 313 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Enemy of My Father by Mihra-Attar reviews
Hagrid didn't get a chance to tell Harry that Slytherin was the ebiil House. Dark!Harry Fem!Blaise. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,603 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Gunpowder by LoneGothic reviews
AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,255 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
When Worlds Collide by 0 does it matter 0 reviews
BlxIYxYYH Three cousins, each as different from the next, are soon to discover just how much they are truly alike.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Kagome H.
Life Death and Rebirth: The Trinity by ScarletTigress reviews
Mugen, Fuu and Jin share a strange, but powerful love. Can that love survive the ultimate test? Told as both past and present. Rated for foul language, later sexual situations and extremely graphic medical drama. Please read with caution.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 185,077 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,195 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. Not Yaoi. Seriously, cut that out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,626 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,803 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Been Taken by Ataokoloinona reviews
Being cursed is the least of Sakura's problems. Now she has to save the world too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,984 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9507 - Favs: 10,648 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Idiots and The Akatsuki by Miss Masquerade reviews
On Haitus. Okay, intelligent boys and girls. Who knows what happens when you place two best friends both influenced by the overdose of insanity, awesomeness, sugar and humour into the hands of the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,879 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Trickster by momewrathsway reviews
Jin and Mugen find something interesting in Fuu's diary and decide to try and play a trick on her while she's asleep. Mu/Fu/jin. Threesom.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Fuu, Mugen
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 4,141 - Follows: 691 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempered by Spiritual Fire by malciah reviews
After successfully retrieving Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from the leaf village, lost and despondent he comes across the fire temple and begins anew. Seven years later he has a new life with new responsibilities. Problem is, Konoha now wants him back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
My Uchiha Harem by VesperChan reviews
The power goes out from a storm and Sakura's trapped with five guys in a haunted mansion. A whole night in a house full of Uchiha hunks would make any other girl die in glee, but somehow she just feels like she's trapped in a den of hungry wolves. Lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Second Chance: The Journal of Harry Potter by etherian reviews
A kind of pre-quel to HP's Second Chance & Second Chance Take Two. This is the journal that Snape found after rescuing a de-aged Harry. The journal includes notes made by Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind reviews
Six years pass. Jiraiya & Naruto left Leaf. Sasuke & Kakashi left too. Sakura's been working with Tsunade. Paths cross as the men return. And somehow the three ninja find themselves hurled twenty years in the past. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 297,557 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Harry Potter's Second Chance by etherian reviews
Voldemort is dead, and so are quite a few others. Harry's back at the Dursleys & depressed. A potion changed everything. Snape adopts Harry. Canon more or less up to the end of GoF, after that AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Poor Imitation by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,304 - Follows: 774 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Their Hero by CandyAngel11 reviews
Thirteen years ago, James and Lily Potter sent the brother to the BoyWhoLived, Harry, to be raised by his aunt who in turn sent him to an orphanage where he ran away at age of 2. Now he's been found and is a total gangster....Wait, what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,923 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Girls for Sale by boredteenager reviews
An all boy country has a population depression. They need to buy girls for means of reproduction. How would they handle dealing with homo sapiens they had never seen before? Perverted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Warm Puppy Dog Eyes and Cold Hearted Snakes by InsaneByChoice reviews
Kisame messes up and turns Sakura into a 4 year old making the Akatuski, mainly Itachi, take care of her.R&R ItachiXSakura hope you enjoy.Itachi is a bit occ but whatever. rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Changing The Past by lionheart555 reviews
This is a time travel fic that shows how Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Temari, Neji, Lee, and Gaara try to change their pasts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,035 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Betrayal by randomteenager reviews
Innocent Haruno Sakura of Team Kakashi—who secretly works for Orochimaru. Pretends to fall for Sasuke, let’s him get the curse mark by Orochimaru on purpose, and doesn’t do anything about it. After all, it’s all part of a mission, all just an act...right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,362 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 8,117 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Not What You Expect by shadow miko reviews
NarutoInuyasha: Kagome has come home for last time in the feudal era, her mother Kun Loon decides to send her to live with her cousin for awhile, but when she arrives it’s not what she expects. KagomeSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,681 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Game of Go Fish by Shanghai Honey reviews
Neji, Sasuke and Gaara are transfer students. They are the most feared and famous for their repulsive attitudes. Their motto? 'Stick Together'.But what happens when a girl name Sakura Haruno breaks them apart? [SakuNeji][SakuSasu][SakuGaa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,417 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sakura H.
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prove them wrong by laydiie-n reviews
Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Hinata are feed up with their teammates calling them weak, burdens, useless, pathetic and all those other things, so they decided to leave Konoha to prove to them wrong. Full summary inside Parings: sasuxsaku inoxshika nejixten nar
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,162 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Light in Dark Places by Eilan-san reviews
[PostSeries] Even after the fairy tale, life goes on for Kagome. Unfortunately for her, Destiny decided a long time ago that her journey wasn't complete and two worlds are about to collide in ways she never imagined. Crossover with Harry Potter. [HK]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,070 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 3/20/2005
Highschool Chaos by Silverkitteh2 reviews
Sakura after barely escaping her last school of hell tries to make a fresh start at her new school, but Kohoha High is no walk in the park what with five the most desirable and cruelest men and they've got their eye on the new girl
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,892 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Neji and Tenten: 100 Moments by infinite vertigo reviews
100 moments for Neji and Tenten! Moment 100: Memory [99 small tiny moments... create a lifetime of memories.][Genre: Romance, General, Slight Humor][Please R&R!][Warning:OoCness][COMPLETED!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 94,369 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Continuous Circle by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura accidentally stumbles upon the Akatsuki hideout and is forced to use a scroll that was for 'last resorts only'. The scroll takes her to the past, back before the massacre. Rated T just in case. ItachiXSakura Time travel. Sequel up: And the Circle Comes Round. Sister story to Kindred Spirits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,089 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku] When Sakura embarks on a search for Sasuke, she is taken hostage by the Akatsuki. Now, she can't deny that the gravitation is pulling her, and the brother of the love of her life together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Moon by Inuys-hispanicgirl reviews
COMPLETE: Vampires have needs. Too bad for Sakura that she's one of those needs. And vampires don't give up easily...:SasukeXSakura:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,259 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Poisoned Cherry Blossom by Phantomica reviews
[ItaSaku] Did you ever know that you can be poisoned by a special Cherry Blossom? Which one? The one with the name ‘Sakura’. [Contains Lemon] Discontinued!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,957 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
You Can't Take Me by StormDragon666 reviews
Sakura knew and trusted nothing when she was stolen in the night for the sole purpose of being Akatsuki's favored plaything. The days are dark, the ever-present eyes on her watchful, and her determination to return home and spite her kidnappers neverending. But Akatsuki could have no way of knowing that...until she escapes. Fourshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,856 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sakura H.
Love in Kohona! And maybe even Suna! by RubyBelle reviews
Kohona’s matchmaker chatroom! Sigh on, and find your true love! SakuGaa, NaruHina, KanTema, InoShika, NejiTen...OOCness, T for language, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 4,451 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 6884 - Favs: 5,950 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nenju by 3Jane reviews
Where do happiness and ever after intersect? Post series, complete. FuuMugenJin.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,758 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Uchiha by WingedTdg reviews
AU Sakura, adopted by Uchihas at infancy. Itachi and Sasuke feel something more for their ‘sister’ but it can’t be cuz that’s incest, right? Everything changes when they find out she was adopted. Saku x multiple. Full sum inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sakura H.
Torn by Shanpuu reviews
Three years after a second failed attack on Konoha by Orochimaru, Sakura, now 19, is kidnapped by the Akatsuki and given a proposition that she can't refuse. ItaSaku, DeiSaku, slight SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,152 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Shadow Dancer by Belladonna1 reviews
Nobody saw her. Nobody noticed. And she wanted it that way. Unfortunately, events were about to change all of that...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,586 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Legolas
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Betrothed to the Devil reviews
On that day, I became the enemy's possession, she thought as she stood there, knowing her destiny was to be married for convenience to keep the peace between her country. Otogakure proposed a deal to the counsel that they couldn't refuse. Unfortunately Sakura doesn't quite see the pros to being betrothed to Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sakura H., Orochimaru
Of Broken Hallelujahs and Masquerades reviews
/AU/ Having woken up from a year long coma Sakura turned to the blonde haired, blue eyed guy, in an odd orange jumpsuit, "Who are you exactly?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sakura H.
Fated reviews
Sakura went back in time and changed the past. Now back in the present she learns she's a Missing-nin, her only allies the Akatsuki. She knew changing the past would alter some things, but she never expected this. AkatsukiXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete