Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.
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My name is Eyesuhkattspeleeng.I'm an avid Harry Potter fan and it's really the only fandom I write for. I've tried others before but I've never published any. Who knows, I might! I don't really have a specific ship that is an absolute favorite but I mostly write Snape/OFC stories, as he is one of my favorite characters (after Dumbledore, of course), because he seems to be the most complex and misunderstood...I could probably go on and on about the complexity and what not but it's still pretty early for me and I haven't had enough caffeine yet.
So it's quote time now! Here's a collection of my favorite quotes! (Hey just be grateful I'm not posting some lame copy and paste profile filler. I'm giving you something worthwhile to read!)
Cotton Hill: In my day the principal was the meanest son of a b-tch God ever put on one leg, he'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at you, then when you were standing there shocked that a one legged man could kick you, he'd bite you.
Huey: Grandad, have you asked yourself why a twenty year old girl would want to go out with a man your age?
Grandad: Because I laid my game down quite flat.
Riley: Game? Whatchoo know about game, Grandad?
Grandad: I know the game.
Riley: Takin' women out to eat, givin' 'em free meals...what part of the game is that?
Grandad: I know the game, yo grandaddy KNOWS the game!
Riley: Game recognize game, Grandad!
Grandad: I recognize game! Yo Grandad recognize game!
Riley: Game recognize game and you lookin'-kinda-unfamiliar right now! I-I cain't- Where's Grandad? Can I help you, sir?
Grandad: (after a pause) I ain't got time to mess around with ya'll! I got a date! Get out the way!
Riley: DON'T DO IT, GRANDAD! DON'T FEED HER! (From the Boondocks)
Friend of mine: I used to read fanfic. But on NSYNC.
Me: Ew. Everyone knows BSB rules.
Friend: -.- ( From a random Skype convo)
Nixon: My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom, it’s almost sickening. We’re free to chose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don’t want to pay our taxes, why, we’re free to spend a weekend with the pain-monster.”
Zapp: "I suffer from a terrible learning disease, Kif, what do i call it?"
Narrator: "The history of moon flight started with the idea of one man..."
Leela: "Wow! I never knew the old astronauts were so fat!"
Leela: I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor: You're going to do his laundry? (From Futurama)
Nibblonian Male: “Your immunity is due to the fact that you lack the delta brainwave. It’s a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.”
Me: I am so- I cannot- I can't English right now
(Me on New Years Eve after taking about 9 shots of Jack Daniels)
Peggy Hill: "I surely am not unfond of you, Peggy, I tell you what." What kind of marriage proposal is that? (From King of the Hill)
Hank: You stay here.
Tammy DuVall: Hank, no! Alabaster's a little guy, but he'll mess you up.
Hank: No offense, ma'am, but he's from Oklahoma. (From King of the Hill)
Cotton Hill: I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off? (From King of the Hill)
Me: Are you on call for Valentine's Day?
Husband: I don't think so but I'll start call the Thursday right after.
Me: It's a miracle! You're usually stuck with call on all the holidays though I'm willing to bet that you're on call for our anniversary.
Husband: When is our anniversary again? April 24th?
Me: (after facepalming) It's May 21st. You usually get the month right and you're lucky I can't remember half of the time either or else I'd kick your teeth in. (Random text conversation with my husband)
Friend: I think I am going to pierce my monroe instead of my medusa. And i'm thinking about going to do it now lol
And that's it for now. Ciao!