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Joined 09-06-06, id: 1129488, Profile Updated: 01-21-11
Author has written 7 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Class of 3000, Naruto, and Misc. Comics.

Whoa, where have I been? Well, I lost my account log in information. I gave up hope, moved on, and forgot about my stories. On a whim, I decided to come back and read some of my old crap...what I found were a ton of heart warming and rather touching reviews by those who loved my Butchery & Happiness fic. I decided it was time to finish what I started and actually complete something, despite the fact I don't care much for neither Naruto nor fanfiction now.

I went into this determined to finish it. I fizzled out and gave up, but now I am here to finish what I started. Wish me luck on this endeavor. Thank you all for your support, you reminded exactly why I started writing in the first place.

Always,

JAC

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Tutor Me by Oxyidiot reviews
After a tutoring session gone weird, Cartman and Kyle have a secret to hide-which, if exposed, could cause all hell to break loose. They soon realize, though, that keeping this a secret is harder than they thought. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Nothing More, Nothing Less by Rinhail reviews
Lee visibly trembled underneath Neji's heated gaze. 'Honestly! I never meant to kiss your little cousin' Lee actually meant to kiss Sakura but she sidestepped him and his lips met with those of Hinata Hyuuga! Inklings of the pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Oblivious by Leista reviews
People don't always see what's right in front of them. Sparrington slash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Stranded in the Dark by Shadows Light reviews
What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,639 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Fancy That! by Plum Bucket and Caddish Kettle reviews
Stuck interrogating the obnoxious, yet dangerous, Deidara of Akatsuki, Yamanaka Ino must come up with a plan to make him talk. How far will they go to provoke each other? Far indeed.[Deidara x Ino]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Put the Book Down! by Paperleaf reviews
[KennyxKyle] When Kyle refuses to put down the book he's reading, Kenny does what he does best to try and distract him. Oneshot X3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Lifetime Waiting by emeralddragonchild reviews
Mikaela is worried about Sam, but when he finally comes clean, its not something she was prepared for. beeXsam. Its there, its in your face, but its not graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Sexy Thunderstorm by Paperleaf reviews
[KylexKenny] Kyle invites Kenny over to his house during a thunderstorm, and they try something to occupy themselves when there's nothing else to do. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Finding the Right Time by Roxius reviews
Kim wants Madison and she finally finds the chance to express her feelings. Kim X Madison, onesided Tamika X Madison. Femmeslash. Please R & R!
Class of 3000 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Months for a Moment by FantasyEmpress reviews
Barbossabeth oneshot, spoilers for all three movies, blahblahblah. I don't think it's overly good, but maybe you folks will. Read and Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Hector B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Rain by Iia reviews
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? ...Hey, maybe it's the rain. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Kimimaro's Nightmare by Manixa reviews
One Shot. Kimimaro has a nightmare about a sexual encounter with Chiyo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Kimimaro - Complete
The Pleasure of Hating You: The Hate Game by Iia reviews
It was preposterous, they imagined, to think that two people who couldn’t stand each other in the least would even consider doing the things that they did. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Raphael x Leonardo drabble set by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Raphael wins a fight with his big brother and presses his advantage. Drabbles alternate POVs. Slash. ::complete::
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Acting on Impulse by coldneverbotheredmeanyway reviews
Raimundo gets injured in a showdown, so when the next Shen Gon Wu is activated, Clay stays at the temple to take care of him. You’d have thought Dojo would know better than to leave to hormonecrazed boys alone..... [Slash, RaixClay]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Raimundo, Clay - Complete
Of Books and Boys by McMuffinDragon reviews
A birthday gift for MalaKye on deviantART. Raimundo reads one of Kimiko's book and gets some ideas. Slash, Claymundo
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Clay, Raimundo - Complete
Rain by McMuffinDragon reviews
This is a gift for Roundarosie on deviantART. I really like so I thought I'd put it up here. Two Dragons get caught in the rain. Slash. Claymundo. I don't own Xiaolin Showdown.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Clay, Raimundo - Complete
Whiskey Kisses by lilviorX reviews
Clay has a few too many whiskeys. Jack gets his wish. There'll be more than a hangover to deal with in the morning. ClayJack SLASH !COMPLETE!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Clay, Jack - Complete
Don't Say It by TamerTerra reviews
Just practicing... until it wasn't. [RaiClay pairing][Implied character death][Tripledrabble] Originally posted to my LJ.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Raimundo, Clay - Complete
Unnoticed by Youko Artemis reviews
Raimundo watches Omi as he trains and muses on a few things. Drabble. Onesided RaiOmi. Sorta angsty. One Shot, but I might continue it.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Raimundo
He Likes Little Boys by SilentSniper reviews
Raimundo stated that Chase was a pervert one warm, lazy day. Clay playfully said that Chase likes little boys. Kimiko just laughed and teased Omi, who was just confused and wonderd just what the word 'pervert' meant. Implied ChaseOmi.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Chase, Omi - Complete
Off the Beaten Path by avi17 reviews
Fun little ficlets dedicated to the lesser known pairings of Xiaolin Showdown. I take couple requests! Chapter 10: ChaseRai
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006
Deep Breath by FluffleNeCharka reviews
Oneshot. Clay thinks about his love for Raimundo, and Raimundo makes his usual sarcastic remarks. Ultra fluffy, funny RaiClay. Light slash.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Clay, Raimundo - Complete
Tea Girl Tokie by Maiyuko-chan reviews
[KankuroTenten] In which Kankuro has gained the sudden ability to read women's minds, and Tenten is sent to Suna for an undercover mission as a tea girl. We all know where this is going, don't we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kankuro, Tenten
Rule the Game by Shiro Ryuu reviews
So it came to this, then. Do the darn homework already, or... Or call HIM. Hmm... He was DOOMED. JouxYuugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005 - K. Jounouchi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Drizzle by Marin M reviews
Kisame x Sakura. Because you'll need something other than Sasu x Saku to read, eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Charcoal Grey by SpamLord reviews
Cartman has a strange obsession with something of Kyle's... CartmanKyle, mild language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Colour by SpamLord reviews
Eric deems himself unworthy of the one he loves. My fic for Timmy. Slash! ERIC x KYLE SLASH FLUFFY MUSH A CUSS WORD ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Beauty and Bravery by Kaiousei reviews
A short, fluffy, TentenHinata drabble. Yuri!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Tenten, Hinata H. - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Interupted by Fabu reviews
Elizabeth interupts Jack and Norrington. Sparrington, implied WE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Child's Play by Vampire Toy reviews
When a member of the Sand Sibling’s team starts constantly harassing one of her own, Kurenai decides to try and talk out the problem with their sensei Baki. However she soon realizes that he has something else in store for her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005
Aqua by Ninja Shen reviews
Oneshot, challenge. Kisame may be half shark, but he's also half man, and he hasn't forgotten that quite yet. Onesided KisameKurenai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Kisame H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Unwanted Emotions by Sachenka reviews
A one-shot fic where Snape watches Hermione in the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Predicament of Marriage by xanthos reviews
A matchmaking Voldemort? Hermione a slave? Snape an unwilling master? Hmmm, maybe :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/14/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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Butchery & Happiness reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Stupid Idea reviews
[I Luv Halloween] Finch tries something peculiar with the closest thing to a best friend he has. Slash. Oneshot. FxDL
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
The Nobody Girl reviews
For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
Violin Lesson reviews
Madison offers to give Kim a violin lesson while waiting for a ride home. Oneshot. MadisonxKim
Class of 3000 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Death by PDA reviews
Kimiko observes Clay and Raimundo's relationship, and gets pretty pissed. You can find solace in the strangest of places... g!JackxKim, ClayxRai
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Jack, Kimiko - Complete
Witches and Black Cats reviews
Wuya is getting pretty sick of all these Witch Stereotypes. WuyaxKatnappe, ShoujoAi, Oneshot
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Wuya - Complete
Just for Warmth reviews
The Xiaolin Monks are on a search for a new ShenGongWu, so they split into teams to search. Clay and Raimundo are snowed in a cave whilst they were searching. Stuff happens. ClayxRai, Lemon, Yaoi
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Raimundo, Clay - Complete