Author has written 13 stories for Star Wars, British Comedy, Killer 7, Invader Zim, Misc. Movies, Darkstalkers, Battle Royale, Jhonen Vasquez, Marvel Zombies, Misc. Tv Shows, Metal Gear, Pokémon, Kill Bill, and Kevin Smith.
I would like to get one thing straight before I say any more about myself...
I AM 35 PERCENT MECHANICAL PARTS
Just thought I'd, you know, clear that up.
As I stated earlier, I am a fanfiction writing cyborg. Not yet being able to harness to power of nuclear fusion, my mechanical parts run on the mysterious energy generated by story reviews. I also enjoy coffee, neon signs, sunburns, the noises Japanese people make when you poke them, you know, normal stuff.
Please read my stories, I work hard on this stuff. I mean, come on...
...or if you need a reading break, check my Youtube yo.