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Joined 09-07-06, id: 1129860, Profile Updated: 07-25-11
Author has written 8 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Harry Potter, and Homestuck.

It is: A twenty-three-year-old community college layabout that may or may not consider herself inept; it depends on the day, really. Or the boy.

Here to: Waste your time with the desperate, reckless ramblings unqiue to specific brands of sensory-deprivation treatment.

Believes in: Constitutional rights, situational morals, indecipherable expressions of guilt, liars, liars, more liars, chemistry (both the lab coat kind and the woohoo kind,) excellent grammar, tv as literature, literature as brain candy and the magical healing powers of total escapism.

Will waste time upon: Pretty much the entire Whedon-verse, tho Buffy and Firefly take precedent, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Boston Legal, Star Trek, Psychonauts, Community, Sandman, Fables, Battlestar Galactica, vampires, werewolves, dark knights, green lanterns, the odd crime drama and musicals.

Blatantly Ships: Oz/Willow, Ten/Rose, Remus/Tonks, Alan/me, Alan/anything at all, Sasha/Milla

Working On: SO MUCH HARRY POTTER.

Mad skills.

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Stab Bruno Mars in his Goddamn Esophagus by JustSayNoToPants reviews
Gamzee's life revolves around his spit fire of a roommate, stabbing people full of holes, and a boy who lives in the stacks of the library. Unfortunately, he's also tied to a bottle of pills that sits so unassumingly in his bathroom cabinet. GamTav
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Broken Strings by BruisedSmile reviews
Oz was rarely recklessly impulsive, as anyone who knew him would readily confirm. There was really only one exception.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Willow R., Oz - Complete
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Bitter Medicine reviews
It doesn't matter how much it hurts. Tavros is determined to find the strength to be the man he was meant to be. Generic college AU, eventual PBJ, SO MUCH FLUFF, all characters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,266 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Things Left Over reviews
Based on the most recent updates. Tavros finds himself trailing after Vriska, and she might be on to something for once. Drabble, one-shot, PBJ.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
The Windy Thing reviews
Tavros ascends. One shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
First reviews
No one forgets that immortal first kiss. A collection of one shots, all characters. This chapter: Remus and Tonks. Next up: McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011
Sunset Over Spinner's End reviews
Childhood was a different time. Pre-Hogwarts Snape and Lily, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
War and Wonder reviews
Business has called Willow to the Little Paris of the East. There she meets a welcome face, but there's no time for a proper reunion; something bad is going down in Bucharest, and he'll need her help to set it right. Post s7, very technically slight AU.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Willow R., Oz
Sleepless reviews
Cordelia can't sleep. Thankfully, she has the dead to keep her company. Cordy/Doyle, one shot.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Cordelia C., Doyle - Complete
Connecting the Dots reviews
Oz and Willow discuss the past, regrets, and the stars themselves. Post s7. One shot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Willow R., Oz - Complete