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Joined 09-08-06, id: 1130414, Profile Updated: 04-05-13
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Overhaul 3.0

Dear people,

Hello. It's your friend Tobi!

Who am I, you might ask (I assume you're asking this because you're on my profile page. So, if you don't want to know who I am, why are you here?)

I am... well... me. I'm a collector of all ideas interesting. I am plagued by strange thoughts that randomly decide to pop into my head. I am also plagued with the inability to finish anything. So, I apologize in advance for that. I love Anime (my main reason for being here), and am a recently confirmed Whovian (I may or may not be in love with Chris Eccleston, nuff said), and I worship Jo Rowling for the fact that she created my childhood (seriously, learned to read from HP, I owe this woman my life). I like cool things and nice people, and I dislike mean people and when people pronounce Nutella like New-Tella. (its made of hazelnuts, not hazel-newts).

I'm sort of a grammar Nazi, but at the same time I'm lazy, so I may come off as hypocritical in the editing department (I apologize in advance for this also). I have been called a hippie on occasion (by my brother, jokingly), but I do find it my goal in life to respect all people, regardless of their differentness from me. I also find it prudent to inform you all that I sometimes make up my own words(see differentness in the previous sentence). Sometimes the words we have just aren't enough.

Some basic information you might be interested in knowing about me:

Name: Tobi (and that's all you need to know)

Age: Old enough that I can drive, vote, fight for my county, but I can't rent a car or hotel room, or drink legally.

Location: Nowhere, Kansas

Favorite Hobby: Words (yes, words is a hobby... what do you mean its a noun?) and by that I mean reading and writing stuff. Like fanfiction (weird, isn't it?)

Favorite Punctuation Mark: Colons: Semicolons; and Interobangs, which need to really be used again.

Favorite Things: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... just kidding

Favorite Colour: (p.s. spellcheck, you're discriminating against proper English spellings again...) Turquoise, light purples.

So now you know a bit about me. Take some time and read some of my work, unless you don't like my pairings/subjects/writing. In which case, I would advise you to at least give it a shot. Enjoy and dftba.

NOTE: For all those waiting for me to add to Life-Changing Information, I apologize. It's done and that's all there will be. I actually did write a whole long story around it, but it didn't end up with a plot so it never got finished. Sorry, but you'll just have to enjoy your own imaginings of what happened. I will give you a hint: There is a drunk Kiba involved.

A few of my favorite quotes.

"Of course this is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?"- Albus Dumbledore

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with waiters who bring you things you've never had and dont always like." - Lemony Snicket

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

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Mikkal, Book 1: Shellshocked by Snake Doctor reviews
REWRITTEN 6/6/2012: Everyone knows the story of Hearthglen. It was part of the first decisive strike of the Scourge campaign through Lordaeron and the beginning of Prince Arthas' dark path. But how do you think Joe Civilian reacted when undead monsters began breaking through his front door? (2000 views! Thank you!)
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Arthas Menethil, Human, The Scourge - Complete
Awkward by silverarrow65 reviews
Let's just say little sisters can be as terrifying as fathers. A oneshot. A convo between Hanabi and Naruto. Things are about to get ugly...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bachelorette by UndergirlHaven reviews
Mostly every pair for Hinata She moved, she turned twenty, and has to get married. To who? How? When? Soon, she finds herself played in a game of matchmaking. She has to pick who is right for her. Can she? Can she handle the men? Can they handle her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hinata H.
The Time of the Butterfly by Baby Cougar reviews
Hinata gets violently thrown out of her Clan, and Shino comes to her and brings her home. Will get more involved, and rated for later smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A.
Children for Harry and Draco? by Britski94 reviews
Harry and Draco are trying to decide if they would like to have a child seeing as pureblood male wizards can have babies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Smile Like You Mean It by Dailenna reviews
Royai 100 Themes. Anything and everything from childhood, to alchemy, to Ishbal, to the coup, to parenthood. Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, and the faithful comrades with them will stick together through it all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 25,408 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A New Beginning by QuietChick reviews
Hinata is pregnant and her family couldn't be happier! A new heir for the family! The only problem: what will they think of the baby's father?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Shino's a Genie in a Bottle Baby by Baby Cougar reviews
Hinata gets Shino drunk, and he takes her to a meadow..then breaks into song. ShinoxHinata Crack songfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Christmas Embarrassment by FloweredEnchantment reviews
100 Teddy/Victoire drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Victoire W., Teddy L.
Shino's ABCs by Mika Casey reviews
Shino's version of the ABCs. The "her" mentionted is obviously his wife, Hinata. Time frame: Post-timeskip, Shino is 27 years old and has been married to Hinata for nine years. ShinoHina fluff. Also some hints of NejiTen, NaruSaku, and ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
A Look into the Future by Master of the Tamers reviews
As he waits for the birth of his new Child, Fire Lord Zuko thinks back to the last ten years of peace
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Through Uncle's Eyes by Fudogg reviews
Iroh's POV of the events in Zuko's life. I don't own Avatar.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Iroh, Zuko
Finding Love Among The Cursed by GothicKyoLover reviews
A girl is trying to find love among people who are cursed by the chinese zodiacs as she is also going through hard times after losing her brother and parents.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008
Hell's my Playground by Psychodog reviews
Greed and his pals met their sticky end in the world of the living, but reunited in Hell, these mischief masters will make sure to leave their mark in hell, or face eternal torture. But in order to claim the crown, Greed needs to pick up a few friends...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,474 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Greed, Martel
A Major Load off my Mind by Wits and the Ditz reviews
I'm pregnant," she said. "With a baby?" he asked. "Yes with a baby! What do you think I'm pregnant with, a monkey!" A funny, cute story about Naruto and Hinata. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Time to Love by RemusRox reviews
Tonks is heartbroken that Remus still won't give love a chance. Remus is stubborn and doesn't want to lose someone he loves again. My first fic ever. From the perspective of Tonks before and during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Being Teddy by MilyMB reviews
Sequel to Saving Teddy. Fourteen year old Teddy Lupin starts his fourth year at Hogwarts. Fifteen year old Teddy finds that growing up isn't all it's cracked up to be. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Harry P., Teddy L.
Just a Paper Clip Short of a Magnet by Raman Noodle reviews
Hey! I'm back! This story was inspired by those annoying TAG Body spray commercials, but its funny! Final chapter is posted. Thank you for reading and reviewing! :D
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Saving Teddy by MilyMB reviews
A six year old Teddy Lupin has a conversation with his godfather. A seven year old Teddy spends his birthday and Christmas with his godfather. 11 year old Teddy goes to Hogwarts. 12 year old Teddy trys out for Quidditch. DH Spoiler. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,810 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Walking the Line Between Want and Need by Nottoca reviews
After a quick encounter, Roy & Riza find they're walking the line between what you want and what you need. Can they find a way for their relationship to work? Mangaverse, RoyxRiza, Royai. Lemon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,633 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Cruelty by Bored Fingers reviews
This was her moment of vengeance. The work had already been done for her. All she had to do was watch him suffer. Oneshot, Takcentric.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Tabula Rasa by UltimatePalmTree reviews
[AU MULTICHAPTER CRACKFIC] Tabula Rasa. The belief one is born unknowing. Dorchette's new puppy is no exception to this statement.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Greed
So, what happened in those 19 years? by ernest132132 reviews
What the title says, i've got no bias and it's got spoilers, so please do't read if there are certain harry potter books that you haven't read yet. Wink Wink Wink.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
Until the Day I Die and Beyond by Megz McGizzle reviews
What if the final battle at Hogwarts had ended differently for Tonks and Lupin? Slight DH spoilers. Short, and maybe just a oneshot, not sure yet though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by festival-chan loves books reviews
Tonks wakes up... In King's Cross? Spoilers to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Sequel to my other fic, I'm Sure He's Fine. But it didn't seem to fit as a chapter, so I made it its own oneshot. TonksLupin, JamesLily. Poor Sirius, left all alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Night of the MARY SUE! by Draconian Master reviews
Just a spoof story that came to me in a dream as a result of chocolate ice cream before bed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Freedom by EvilMicella reviews
Yuki now resides in the Main House and once again suffers from Akito's words and actions. Will someone be able to save him? YukixHaru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Yuki S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Hawaiian Beach Trip by Ruby Fire Dragon reviews
Please, this is my first story so don't be too mean. Naruto and the rest of the leaf village have been invited to go on a beach trip in Hawaii. When they get there, Chouji meets a beautiful Hawaiian girl. She seems to like him a lot too. ChoujiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Chōji A., Naruto U. - Complete
Why Love is Chaos by Shinigami29 reviews
[Multichapter] Gah! that's not the point! The point is we're supposed to be training, and you're the only guy I can trust to train with her, NOT make a move on her, and put in a good word for me! Kiba leaves to go on a mission, entrusting Hinata to Shino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 139,399 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A.
Devil's Drabblings by fitzefitcher reviews
...'Cause even the Devil needs some lighthearted fun. Drabbles, based on everyday life in the Devil's Nest. [5 of 5 Drabbles Up]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Greed, Martel - Complete
Tak by InvaderDom reviews
This fic show a glimpse at Tak's past. What's with the tube in her head? Where'd she get her psycic powers? Find out by reading. Please don't flame, it's rude
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Tak, Zim
Naruto's Beach Vacation by Leeiscool reviews
Just a little story about the Naruto characters going on a trip to a beach. R&R plz!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Naruto U.
You're Amazing by n00b-masta2112 reviews
Shino and Hinata have a moment alone during training, and Shino has something to tell her...ONESHOT Shino x Hinata fluff for Valentine's Day! I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Sleepless Night by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] Kyo is forced to learn how to take care of a person having an asthma attack...the hard way...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Right Here In Your Arms by dragonrose44 reviews
It was that room he was sent that night. It was that night that caused him so much pain. It was that pain that the next day he decided to run away. But what if Akito found out....?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Yuki S., Tohru H.
From Kittens To Cats by Irk The Waffle reviews
A series of short stories about the three brothers, from their birth to their inheriting the mansion.
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
For Christmas by Yuriko Tsukino reviews
Crappy title and a worse summary. n.n Remus and Tonks at Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Hinata and Hanabi bake Christmas Cookies by LeVel27hoodE reviews
Hinata and Hanabi try to bake christmas cookies for their father but will all go insane?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Sins at the Beach by Apricots-from-Nara reviews
What happens when Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Wrath, and Greed go to the beach? Complete and utter caios. Spelling isn't very good. read and review please! AU DISCONTINUED I have awful Writers Block. Sorry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Greed, Martel
Winter Slumber by fitzefitcher reviews
Marta gets sick. Greed takes care of her.[GreedMarta, because we need more of these] [Fluffy] [Please review][Completed!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,044 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Greed, Martel - Complete
The Reason She Cared by PawShapedHeart reviews
Ever noticed how much Riza looks like another FMA character? Well, this is my story of why and the truth of Lab Five's 'lab rats'. R&R ONESHOT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Martel, Riza H. - Complete
Inside the Devil's Nest by Psychodog reviews
A series of poems dedicated to Greed, Loa, Dorochette, Martyl and Kimbley. The Devil Crew!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Greed
How Dirty Boys Get Clean by Goddess33 reviews
The problems of giving body-spray to demons. Inu-Yasha x Just about everyone
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
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Triangle reviews
What is a love triangle, really? Wouldn't it make more sense if each of the points connected to one another? And must it be love that connects them? Greed, Marta, and Dorochet are all caught up in the conundrum that is a love triangle. Rated T for now, may have to change later for some adult stuff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Greed, Martel, Dorochet/Dolcetto
LifeChanging Information reviews
Early one morning, Aburame Shino learns something from his father about his girlfriend that could change his life forever. Rated for implied adult themes.Oneshot for now. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Oh, the Notebook of Insantiy! reviews
I am terribly sorry about my inability to create a good title. Naruto Fullmetal Alchemist Crossover, also my first fic so be nice. R&R Please!Will be updated soon maybe, i promise. Formerly Oh, the Insanity!
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Waiting in the Rain reviews
Eva came from a poor family,was banished from the fire nation, and met Zuko. What happens when she falls for him? Title is subject to change.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Zuko, Iroh
The Child of Kikyo Pass reviews
On a cold rainy morning in Konoha, a young, greyhaired boy lay on the ground, unconcious.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Kabuto Y. - Complete