UchihaSakura-always
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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

ATTENTION ALL PUSHED TOO FAR READERS:

So... uh... my laptop kind of crashed and the PTF chapters were saved on it... along with my will to live. xD;; Also, while discussing (well... getting teased for) the story, I noticed that the story didn't match up with Hostage, so I'm going to have to go back and rewrite a few things, so don't expect an update for awhile. I'm so sorry everyone, and I promise I'm working hard to fix everything!

Congratulations! You have stumbled upon the profile for the Mrs. Uchiha! You're a lucky one. You should feel blessed, no privileged, that your life, now has meaning. To worship me!

Ok... no more coffee before typing... especially in large amounts... not good... does things to you...

Anyway, my name is: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! But you can refer to me as Uchiha Sakura, has a nice ring to it doesn't it... I like it...

Anyway, I LOVE Naruto! I'm absolutely obsessed with it. My friends would think its weird, but they are too... strange world... My favorite character is Sakura (but you probably guessed that by now) and I love Uchiha Itachi because he is teh smexyness.

I love it when people I've never met argue with me! Especially about things such as pairings. I also like it when people leave REVIEWS not just 'please update'. I love getting reviews, and I love knowing that you like my story, but I would rather have a review where someone points out what they liked or didn't like. So, I'm begging you, send me a nice long flame arguing with everything I've said.

I don't review a lot, so if I do leave you a review, its either because your story sucked so much I felt the need to flame you, or your story was excellent and you deserved praise. I would also like to point out that I have never written a short flame. If I read your story, I tell you exactly what I didn't like about it, and sometimes even ways that I thought might make it better. I try to fit good aspects into the flame too, so that the writer doesn't take it to hard, but sometimes... well... you get where I'm going with this.

Contacting me:

Youtube: http://youtube.com/profile?user=UchihaSakura08

Bebo: http://Mrs-Uchiha.bebo.com

MSN: uchihasakura_always@yahoo.com (I know its a yahoo account, but its hooked up to MSN)

A challenge!

One of my friends gave me a challenge. I have said that I will ship anything as long as it's not yuri. So, she told me 'go on Naruto fanfiction and find the first oneshot that's updated. Read it.' It's a really fun thing to do when you have time. You read work that you normally wouldn't think of, and you experience new pairings. Also, if you like reading bits of weird pairings, read 'Why Orange' by Truly Wicked. Awesome SasuNaru story, and it's got tons of crack side pairings.

My friends!

LilBitzer(Tsu-shishou herself)

Oropimp (Oro-sensei writes the best Uchihacest lemons ever.)

MustardGal (SKITZY-SEMPAI!!)

Chibi-Penguin-Chan (I love you, Harly! Even if you hate me! :3)

and more that I don't feel like looking up right now

Favorite Pairings (in order of how much I like them):

ITASAKU!

SasuNaru

SasuHina

Uchihacest

KakaSaku

DeiHina

NaruIno

SasoTen

GaaraLee

SasuHana (though most of my reviewers seem to hate her. I really do like the pairing)

I ship almost anything, these are only a few of the things I like. So yeah, if it's noncannon, chances are I read it. There are a few cannon ones that I read, but not too many because it kind of gets on my nerves.

Least Favorite Pairings (in order of how much I hate them):

NaruSaku- This one I have trouble with. I do understand why people would ship them together, but I personally find it hard to do so because they seem like brother and sister. The problem with that is my second favorite non-yaoi pairing. SasuHina. I love the pairing. Unfortunately almost every story I've read of them together contained NaruSaku. Even 'A Light in Darkness' by Bullwinkle's Lady (highly recommended story) had NaruSaku in it, and I'm not having trouble finishing it! I really think I would have rather seen Naruto not make it, then have him paired with Sakura.

Kankaru and basically anyone... I don't like him... don't know why...

DeiSaku. I tried to like it, but I just can't force myself to.

My views on SasuSaku (while trying to write a different pairing):
Its a terrible pairing. It makes Sakura look like a weak little bitch, and makes Sasuke look like a bastard and traitor. Sakura is my favorite girl on the show, and I really don't want to hate Sasuke. I will repeat that I don't think its a good pairing, however if you want to write an ItaSaku story (a good one where they aren't OOC, mind you) you have to remember how much Sakura really was in love with him. The same goes for other pairings. Sakura isn't just going to give up on Sasuke and suddenly decide she hates him and is going to fall in love with someone else. If I see that in your story, I will flame you, because it's way too OOC to even begin to explain on here.

QUOTES:

"So, if his (gingerbread man off of Shrek) buttons weren't made of gumdrops, would he let the creepy midget take them off?" Me

'"ItaSaku is so much better than SasuSaku."

"No it isn't! There is no proof whatsoever that proves that they would work well together."

"But he's sooooooooo hot. It has to work."

"If Itachi met Sakura, he'd kill her."

"No he wouldn't! He'd fall madly in love with her and they'd be together forever and ever."

"And why would he fall in love with her?"

"Because she has pink hair."

"That makes no sense!"

"It does, you're just to blind to see it."' -- Me and my best friend arguing about the better pairing.

'"Oh, you! "

"I have a name."

"I know, but I can't remember it right now, so come here.'" My wonderful brother talking to me

Sakura Haruno said... I'M GOING TO PUSH + OFF OF A CLIFF!!
(name bleeped out)

Hermione Potter said... Is he made of mayo?

Sakura Haruno said... I don't think so...

A Confused Schizophrenic said... my sister is Mayo...

Hermione Potter said... well, if we're made of mustard/ketchup mold, if he was made of Mayo, then I'd want to push them off a cliff. Those mayo people can't be trusted...

I'm Sakura Haruno, and Hermione Potter (Chibi-Penguin-Chan) and A Confused Schizophrenic (Mustard Gal) are two 'friends' of mine I met online. This conversation was taken from Hermione Potter's whiteboard on bebo.

Creepy and slightly perverted inside joke mentioned in Hostage:

'"You're story makes no sense"- best friend

"You read my story?"-me

"Yeah, but it doesn't make sense. It isn't realistic at all"-bff

"I think it does. Sure there's a lot of OOCness, but I think it's pretty accurate."-me

"Not really, think about. The only time these guys see a girl is when they're going to kill them or they're in the way of their mission. Now they have Sakura, who is in fact a girl, in their hideout. They would have boned her by now. What are they doing? Making cookies all day?"

"No! Besides, Itachi would protect her!"

"You say that, but what I'm hearing is that he likes peanut butter cookies."'

Yeah... she has issues...

Oprah says:
so one day i punched her in the face and she never did it again.

Oprah says:
she's a tramp.

Oprah says:
i was always told that violence wasn't the answer. However, it really does make you feel better. You don't have to punch the girl, but get a punching bag or a pillow and beat the crap out of that. It also helps if it has a picture of said whore on it.

Oprah says:
shoot her

I change my name to Oprah (on MSN) whenever I discuss... problems... with a friend of mine. I thought it was funny the way it's set up.

PAIRINGS THAT WILL BE APPEARING IN MY NEW STORY PUSHED TOO FAR:

As everyone should know by now, I have a new story up, and I absolutly love writing it. The biggest reason why is because its full of crack pairings. However, the only two that are set in stone are ItaSaku and DeiHina. So, people smart enough to read my profile get an extra preview. Ino and Tenten's pairings have not been completely decided yet, and as of right now they are -drumroll- SASORI/TENTEN and ZETSU/INO.

Why you ask? SasoTen sounds fun. Ino runs the flower shop. Zetsu is pretty much a human eating plant. Flowers are plants. So Zetsu is a pretty flower for Ino to take care of! Yay! And please note, while I did ask for suggestions for pairings at the start of the story, it's already half written, and I don't need the help anymore. And PLEASE don't ask me to give other characters (ie Hidan, Tobi or anyone in Konoha) a pairing because (spoiler alert) the majority of the Akatsuki won't be introduced in this story! For those who don't know, this is a trilogy.

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Total words archived : 54,201 words.

Avg. number of words per entry : 9,034.

Hostage:

154 favorites

114 alerts

15 c2s

63,728 hits

Pushed too Far

120 favorites

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The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 62,834 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke Has a Little Double by hinataheir reviews
An experament gone wrong, now Sasuke and Hinata must take care of a little 5 year old Sasuke, who thinks there his 'mommy' and 'daddy'. Cute SasukeXHinata fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Lost Bet by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke lost a bet to Naruto and now has to do whatever he wants for a day. Just what does Naruto have planned? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Missing Valentine by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke is waiting for a valentine from a certain person while thinking of past valentines. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Breaking out by Black and Green reviews
Pushed down to her limits, she took a stand...but to all rebellions, there always is a consequence. Read latest chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,705 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Past Love by LilBitzer reviews
Sakura and Itachi have a past together that no one knows about. Sakura is strong and not annoying anymore and she gets a mission to kill Orochimaru but on the way she meets her past love, Uchiha Itachi. Can Sakura melt the devil's heart? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,964 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Defining Character by o0Dreamer0o reviews
Once was -A Collection of Tragic Songs with Naruto People- Name changed with more advanced writing techniques . Still same basic idea though R&R "Music is a defining element of character"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Baby Yuri by Serenity Fey reviews
Sakura's marriage is going steadily downhill, and Itachi's just needs to relax. What happens when the result of their one night stand ends up on Itachi's doorstep? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,617 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
The Course of True Love by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sands of change by BlueBastard reviews
Why couldn't he stop thinking of him? What makes you so different! Gaara demanded. Lee could only shrug, pinned as he was. Shrug and attempt to explain what lay deep inside him to a Kazekage that was slowly going insane. SLASHYaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Gaara, Lee R.
5,000 Cherry Blossoms by 2much2handle reviews
Sakura fled konoha in search of the one thing she seeks most: love. But when she is abducted and forced into a league of criminals as their caretaker, she finally believes all hope to be lost. Or is it...?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Sakura's Konoha Nins by shiguresoen reviews
A whole bunch of drabbles about Sakura and her potential Ninja. KakaSaku ShikaSaku NejiSaku DeiSaku SasoSaku and other Sakura related stuff! NEW ONE! NaruSaku...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,527 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H.
The Artist's Medic by Chibi-Penguin-Chan reviews
A murderious medic joins the Akatsuki. DeiOC Rated for language and death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Deidara
Thicker than Blood by kimiko yuki reviews
When marriage to Sasuke is opposite of what Sakura expects, Itachi happens to be in the right place at the right time. Brother, wife, husband...family. There are things in this world that are thicker than blood, but what it is depends on who you ask. D/C
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
What You Want by trulywicked reviews
isn't always what you need. Itachi is innocent of his clan's massacre and Naruto is sent to escort him to Konoha. What will happen when Itachi meets Sai? Sparks will fly. ItachiXSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Itachi U., Sai
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 5,431 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
MysteriousSwordsman by Serenity Fey reviews
SEQUEL TO SCARLETNINJA. Sakura has finally accepted her fate of missingnin, as long as she has Itachi with her. She's even considering joining the Akatsuki. But what has happened to Itachi? Is he even alive?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,038 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Difference Is In Their Eyes by trulywicked reviews
What's the difference between Itachi and Sasuke? Sakura knows. UchihaHaruno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Agalmatophilia by spinefire reviews
And in the end you are left broken. The aftermath of what Itachi made you into, pushing all other thoughts away, for he created you. Uchihacest, dubcon/noncon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
What Is It Like? by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke asks Naruto what having always been alone feels like.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When love can't conquer all Forbidden love by Itachilova101 reviews
What happens when you fall in love with the one person you can't be with because it's taboo? Haruno Sakura has to learn about the experience the hard way when she falls for the one person that could ruin her entire reputation. AU ItaXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,710 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku] When Sakura embarks on a search for Sasuke, she is taken hostage by the Akatsuki. Now, she can't deny that the gravitation is pulling her, and the brother of the love of her life together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beggar or Chooser? by ame shiroi reviews
He kissed a spot near his brother’s ear. “Can I tell you a secret?”Itasasu. Uchihacest, yaoi, major lemon. Please review. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Leaf High by Chibi-Penguin-Chan reviews
Akimoto is a new girl at the infamous Leaf High. She soon befriends a familiar group of people. Full summery inside. SasuSaku, InoShikaTem, NejiTen, NaruHina, GaaraOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,031 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Stranded on a elevator with your ex by Rade Hunters reviews
today is so not my day! stranded with your ex bad, stranded with your ex on a elevator Worse!currently, sakura25, arrogant asshole other known as Itachi41 [itasaku] plz R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,960 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sakura Complex by UntappedChaos reviews
It shouldn't have been a surprise. She knew that, if ever they became a couple, their relationship would be like none other. But really, this was getting a little out of hand...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Waterfall by Silhouette of a Fallen Angel reviews
[ONESHOT] Itachi meets someone in the woods. Based on a dream I had . Read, Enjoy and Review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Holiday Miracles by Everlite reviews
Holiday fanfic, evidently! The four girls rejoice with the guys again, and each teen is unaware of the others affections. Little do they know...will certain holiday events to bring their true desires into the light? Or trip it up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,500 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
ScarletNinja by Serenity Fey reviews
SEQUEL TO CHERRYBLOSSOM123. Captured by her secret internet stalker, Sakura is desperate to escape. Meanwhile, her friends back in Konoha think she has gone criminal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,353 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vanilla by YoungSasuke reviews
He always found the younger boy so adorable when he looked at him like that. NejiSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Possession by Siy reviews
AU. Sasuke finds out Sakura has a secret lover who is very intimate with her.. His name? Uchiha Itachi, His own brother. What will Sasuke's reaction be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,072 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Word Games in the Afternoon by nobiki reviews
Kakashi annoys Iruka after school one day. But what's he trying to say? Kakiru. Rated T for ?, but it's really K.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
CherryBlossom123 by Serenity Fey reviews
When Sakura starts talking to this guy she met online, she feels happy for the first time in almost a year. But will the happiness last, or will her cyber soul mate turn out to be just a phony?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by ZukoKrazy reviews
[full sum inside][ItaSaku][AU] Meet Sakura, a nobody. Her only friend is Naruto. When Naruto is framed he is forced to move, Sakura swears revenge and joins Akatsuki. Her whole life is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
It's Just Highschool or is it? by Everlite reviews
Four girls arrive at a new highschool, with a dangerous and morose past at their heels...literally. When they come to meet a certain group of boys, will their past catch up to them?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,769 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Requiem by Platinum Egoiste reviews
And with Naruto's mail accidentally switching with Sasuke's final letter, the Uchiha was finally entitled to one last request before his dreary December sunset execution. So...what was it? [Oneshot, SasuHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Juunigatsu no Sayonara by Platinum Egoiste reviews
[December Farewell] He wanted and needed her. And it seemed likewise for her too. Knowing this, the indigo haired girl almost broke down crying on the frozen street...for she was with another man. [SasuHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Vicissitude by uumiho reviews
She never liked the rain, it had taken everything good away from her before, but it somehow managed to bring them together. [ShikaTem] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Marrying Peace by Siriuslyblacked reviews
Arranged marriage, peace based off a relationship. Will it work? Or has each village sealed their fate of forbidding war. [Shikamaru x Temari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
To Protect by SKSuncloud reviews
LeexGaara Oneshot. Why is it that I don’t wish to kill you anymore?” Gaara asked angrily.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
An Enemy No Longer by oren-lahm reviews
GaaraLee. Lee is in the hospital recovering from his fight with Gaara during the Chunin exams when something strange happens. He gets a visit from someone unexpected which begins to lead to something more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Gaara, Lee R.
Eye, Caramba by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. Hinata tries to help a pair of allergy sufferers, but Sasuke and Gaara are less than pleased with the results. Not really that OOC for once...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That's Why I'm on the Main Branch! by Serenity Fey reviews
Rock Lee challenges Neji and must find a way to defeat the awesome power of the Byakugan! Who would know better than Hinata? But is this the Hinata he knows? Oneshot. Hinata OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Summer Wishes by Hyuga Hina reviews
AU.I suck at summaries. Konoha High has ended and summer has begun, what insanity will ensue? What about a shy Hyuga? Mainly SasuHina, mild NaruHina, many other pairings. RxR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Honorary Uchiha by Digital Skitty reviews
Hinata makes a grave mistake, but Sasuke manages to save her from it. They both gain a new friendship out of it, and Sasuke decides that her clan is bad enough so she can join his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/23/2006 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Lie With Me by Erisabesu reviews
Haruno Sakura has always loved one person. But love is as much of a weapon as it is a shield, and lies are sometimes more comforting than the truth. [SasuSaku, ItaSaku.] Angst, Psychological Abuse. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Know Your Stars Naruto by Chibi Horsewoman reviews
If you’ve ever read any other Know Your Stars fanfiction or seen the skit Know Your Stars you’ll know what this story is about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006
Q & A by Sw1tTdR1ns reviews
SasuSaku It was a boring day so Sakura decided to have fun writing questions for Sasuke but not planning to give it. But fate was not on her side so Sasuke found it sitting on the floor and started answering it. What would be the results? Good or bad?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Penguins by Chibi-Penguin-Chan reviews
Sakura explains why she likes penguins. Full summery inside, oneshot, SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 175 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Identity by Arianna B reviews
Sakura finds herself in the middle of a forest, trying to protect an unconscious Naruto while facing the infamous Itachi... ItaSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Campfire Geeks by Natsyourlord reviews
Augh! I HATE Gwen Stephani! She's an evil woman who writes songs about sex' screamed Lee. He ran around in circles until he crashed into a wall and fell down unconscious. Very random. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,344 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Sin by O-Renji-Un reviews
When a genjutsu goes wrong, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Itachi's lives intertwine more complicated than before...Now Sakura dwells in the bloody realm of Itachi's mind and meets some terrifying new sinful people. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3409 - Favs: 3,938 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Footsteps in the Snow by Nakashima-Michiyo reviews
Merry christmas, [Itachixsakura Oneshot] All she saw were his footsteps in the snow. His promise, her patience.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like a Drug by Vampire Toy reviews
Itachi at thirteen needs something...someone, to make him forget about the responsability he doesnt want Childhood oneshot Follow up to 'Call Me Daddy' rated for creepiness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
Call Me Daddy by Vampire Toy reviews
At the end of the year the annual DaddyDaughter dance is held and Sakura has been practicing but when her daddy leaves for a business trip, who will she dance with? Childhood oneshot rated for possible creepiness....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
First Impressions by Ivy Adrena reviews
How do YOU think Gai and Kakashi met? Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005
In a Closet by Han Ji Eun reviews
Sakura and Sasuke get locked in a closet! 'nuff said. Rating for language, innuendos and everything else just to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 4,632 - Follows: 522 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Wicked Innuendo reviews
Older and feeling inadequate as a ninja, SAKURA drops her guard allowing ITACHI the chance to get close as means to instigate his brother's anger. Itachi X Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003
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Pushed too Far reviews
[Sequelish to Hostage] The girls of Konoha can only be pushed so far before they snap. When these girls do, they leave the village to join a familiar organization. ItaSaku DeiHina other crack pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Unnamed Valentine reviews
Oneshot Sakura had spent all night perfecting her Valentine's Day gift for Sasuke, just to find out he wouldn't accept it, so instead she gives them to a stranger who disappears the next day. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hostage reviews
Itachi takes Sakura hostage, thinking she'd be perfect to trade for Naruto. He didn't expect a smart mouth brat that's slowly losing her sanity. There are bits of humor, but it's more depressing than anything. ItaSaku [sequel out]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Childhood Crush reviews
[ChouzaSakura] Sakura has a crush on Chouji's dad of all people... Crack pairing to an extreme... oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sakura H., Chōza A. - Complete
Lips of an Angel reviews
SasuHina oneshot based off the song. Hinata calls Sasuke, they chat, and fall further in love with each other. AUish
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Watch out who you Bump Into reviews
Sasuke and Hinata literally bump into each other on the streets of Kohona. SasuHina Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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