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Joined 09-09-06, id: 1130866, Profile Updated: 02-25-13
Author has written 45 stories for Harry Potter, CSI, Naruto, Watchmen, Metalocalypse, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Invader Zim, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Minecraft, and Discworld.

I love ninjas, monkeys, and zombies. I have yet to write a story with a zombie ninja monkey, but I will find a way. My favorite mangas are Naruto and GYO Death Stench. (GYO is a good manga - not for the easily grossed out, though.) My favorite ninja is Kakashi, but I'm much more like Jiriaya.

I especially like technical advice from other writers. This, Netflix, Minecraft, and WOW are my only hobbies.

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Getting to Know You by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
After the Rescue the Kazekage Arc. An unsuspecting Iruka is walking home from teaching his classes when Gai asks him a favor: Kakashi needs to recover from overusing his sharingan. Iruka takes Kakashi into his home. Iruka x Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,888 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Challenges by Autumn-is-beautiful reviews
A series about the crazy competitions Gai challenges his eternal rival, Kakashi, to. Be prepared for Kakashi wearing Gai's jumpsuit, acrobatic calligraphy, spoons, hula-hoops, dressing in drag, and more insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,047 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
Fiction Meets Reality by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Kakashi is not just a fan of Jiraiya's books. He reads Icha Icha because it was Jiraiya who wrote them. Now, many years later, Kakashi seizes on a chance encounter to tell Jiraiya his feelings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Insert Foot by CharmedReality reviews
Practice can make perfect. It can also make for some odd situations. Kakashi and Gai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
Jiraiya? by DracoAries reviews
Kakashi has lots of questions. Again...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 348 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Chess reviews
Severus Snape and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Next time, I said, I’m joining the Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Waver by Fiver-dono reviews
Jiraiya might really be hurt this time. [Jiraiya, Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Pervert by Delial reviews
The biggest pervert on Team Seven might not be who you'd think. (SakuNaruSasu one-shot ficlet)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
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The Saga of Sakumo reviews
Sakumo and Kakashi had a good relationship until Sakumo's failed mission and attempted suicide forced them apart. AU Kept people in character but changed the timeline. UPDATED WARNINGS! Character Death. Added Kaka/Anko and Sakumo/Tsu. Slutty Tsunade. Changed rating to M for sexual tension and boobs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 347,273 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H.
Brotherly Love reviews
Fugaku carried all the burdens of his clan, and he didn't have the time to train Sasuke as he had trained Itachi before he became clan leader. He had to leave his training to his older brother, and he hoped he was making the right choice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Fugaku U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Medic and the Waitress reviews
Sakura isn't shy, but Ayame is. She's also pretty and available. Kakashi is a voyeur and a pervert, and has many nose-bleeds. Warnings for yuri, voyeurism, and Naruto being stupid. Sakura/Ayame Kakashi/his own hand. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sakura H., Ayame
Vimes Learns a Lesson reviews
Vimes always puts the city first, and he often neglected himself. The Patrician wouldn't have cared, except that Vimes pushed himself too far and collapsed in his office - again. He needed to do something to show the stubborn man that he was needed by his city and his friends. Not a friendship fic. More of an enemy fic. Bit of light torture. Sam/Sybil. Patrician is OOC.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes
Not So Different After All reviews
The Patrician has plans for Vimes, and Vimes knows that can't mean anything good for him. Sam/Syble Vimes/Patrician friendship fic. Fluffy. Patrician is OOC. Slightly AU.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
The Sound of Leaves reviews
When Orochimaru captures and marks Kakashi, our masked hero's loyalties and his sanity are tested as he descends into the hell of his own soul. Orochimaru/Kaka rape , Kaka/Anko. Rated for violence, language, and mentions of sex and rape. Will keep the sex within guidelines, so some parts will be vaguer than my readers are used to. Children die, and torture. Yaoi and het.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,464 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru
Like Father Like Son reviews
Sakumo and Kakashi get some rare family time together. His 5 year old son asks "why?" too much and has some awkward questions about women. Just some adorable fluff. Sakumo/OC
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Every Day I'm Shuffling reviews
After Death left the wizards and went back to the party he was bored. He needed to find some way to liven it up - so to speak. He decided to experience the party in his own way, by bending the rules as always.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Death - Complete
DEATH visits the Fire Nation reviews
DEATH meets Naruto, who isn't ready to be collected yet. Despite this being about character death, it's fluffy and not sad.
Crossover - Discworld & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Death, Naruto U. - Complete
AA reviews
Even ninjas need help sometimes. Rated T for serious themes. Rating may change later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Overstimulated reviews
When Kakashi gets thrown in the drunk tank, Ibiki has to deal with his annoying personality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Kakashi H., Ibiki M. - Complete
Like a Daughter reviews
Kakashi was returning home from a mission when he learned a ninja was in trouble. He finds the ninja, and he is faced with the difficult task of helping Sakura overcome an injury that might ruin the rest of her life. His view of A Dark and Silent World.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Dark and Silent World reviews
When a fight with Kabuto leaves Sakura deaf and blind she's unwilling to give up. She decides to survive, now matter how slim her chances of winning might be. Fatherly Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Self Deception reviews
Jiraiya finds Kakashi by Sakumo's corpse, unable to get past the shock of his father dying. He tends to Kakashi as he tries to cope. warning for suicide obviously
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi vs Naruto reviews
Kakashi accidentally made Naruto angry with a joke about Sakura's forehead. He considered apologizing, but he'd never fought Naruto when he was angry. He wanted to see if Naruto could beat him. The stakes? His apology or Naruto kissing a friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Addiction reviews
When Kakashi is injured he has to fight with an old addiction - morphine. Warnings for Drugs and Withdrawal Grossness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
The Hangover reviews
Kakashi, Naruto and Shikamaru wake up behind a bar, and they can't remember what happened the night before. Where's Sai? And why is Skikamaru wearing a wedding ring? Sai/Sakura, Shika/Temari. Mean Temari and wimpy Shika.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
To Share A Burden reviews
When Kakashi entered Tsunade's office, Sakura and Gai were already there. He knew the look on their faces; he'd seen it too many times in his life. "Who died?" he asked. Warning: character death Very short.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Take This Job and Shove It reviews
After the coma Tsunade becomes a dictator. Many ninjas flee her wrath and face a future as traitors. OOC chars. Ibiki/OC, Gai/OC, Kakashi/his own ego, Sasuke/harem. Sasuke centric. Shika/Saku/Naru/Hinata. Fatherly Kakashi. Sexuality, language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Shut up and Fish reviews
Jiraiya tries to teach Naruto an important lesson, but Naruto just doesn't get it. Mentor fic. No pairings. A bit of language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
It Came from the Ocean reviews
A peaceful day in Konoha is interrupted. Only Jiraiya knows what is about to happen. A very short drabble. Just an idea that amused me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
A Medic's Love reviews
When a shy Hyuga becomes infatuated with Sakura she is amused. Then she sees him on the field and is forced to reevaluate the man she thought she knew. Sakura/OC, Kakashi/OC Confident Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Always Alone reviews
Jiraiya tries to bond with Kakashi after Sakumo's funeral. It doesn't go well. no yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
A Dog's Life reviews
Sasuke wrecked Team 7 when he left, but they quickly find a unique way to deal with their sadness. Naruto/Sakura Fatherly Kakashi. Kakashi/Gai friendship, no yaoi. Lots of Pakun and the pack. Rated for mild sexuality and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kakashi H., Pakkun - Complete
The ROOT Water Cooler reviews
ROOT has their own perspective, and it can be quite amusing at times. The member assigned to tap Kakashi's apartment always has the best stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Flatland: Madness of the Pliny reviews
Pliny the First conquered the land, but madness drove him to destroy it. Obsessed with making it flat and building a giant pyramid, he caused famine and poverty. The people of Flatland built a new life for themselves, but the madness remained.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
More than Alice reviews
She remembered the hot feel of his feverish pale skin as she held his face to calm him; his frightened eyes still tore at her heart, eyes that begged her to help him find some sanity in his ruined world. Hatter/Alice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
How Konoha Got its Groove Back reviews
He leaned toward her and noticed her catch her breath. He knew she was hoping he'd kiss her, but he wanted her to have a day or so to anticipate their next meeting. Sometimes the best kisses were the ones a person waited for. Nar/Hin,Kaka/Saku,Gai/Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,769 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Irken Flu reviews
"Dad, is Dib going to die?" Gaz asked. "Not that I care or anything." "Of course not honey," the Professor said. "I won't allow it." Zim infects Dib with an alien virus, just to see what it will do. Zim/Gaz in later chaps. Rated for torture and odd sex.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,568 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Vengeance reviews
Losing his son cost the Professor his mind. He would have his vengeance. Rated for torture. No pairings.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Prof. Membrane, Dib - Complete
Death Come to Mordhaus reviews
Death visits Mordhaus. He has his own reasons for the trip, and not the ones you'd expect.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Toki W. - Complete
Natebecca
She is his inspiration. Dark.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Nathan E. - Complete
Charles and Nathan Fool the World reviews
A fake picture of Nathan and Charles kissing sends Nathan's fans crazy. Charles sees a chance to make money out of the situation. Not slash. Charles helps Nathan with a secret. Smart Nathan. Hot Charles. Charles Nathan friendship fic.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Briefcase Full of Guts reviews
Ash always makes sure he knows where the shotgun is, just in case. After his manager mysteriously dies, odd things happen at S-Mart. Not a songfic, but inspired by Dethklok's "Briefcase Full of Guts" video. Ash is so metal. Rated for cursing and gore.
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Charles at the Club
The band is bored. They decide to have a little fun with Charles, but of course things go wrong. No pairings. Naked Murderface, cause that's what he loves to do.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Stops Copyings Me reviews
When Toki dies his hair blond to mess with Skwisgaar, no one can tell them apart anymore.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Senpai, are You Going to Die? reviews
When Deidare is injured Tobi must learn to cope with the idea of losing him. No pairings, no slash. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One Too Many Lies reviews
Itachi had been told many lies. When he hits that "one too many" mark, how many people will die?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Unique Perspective reviews
The creature wasn't just a bomb, he was a living being. This is his first interaction with a human.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Death In All Its Many Forms reviews
After the attack on Hogwarts, Snape is chased by the good guys and shunned by the Death Eaters. Harry discovers the truth about the night Dumbledore died. Insane, Dark Harry. Snarky Snape. No yaoi. Snape/OC Harry/Same Oc. No citrus. FINALLY FINISHED.YAY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Red Perfection reviews
My first Watchmen fiction. Adrian triumphant. Watchmen/Fullmetal Alchemist Crossover
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
Ninja Psych Eval reviews
Once a year, Tsunade's least favorite day occurs. Ninjas need therapy. Changed the rating for character death and scary things in the 2nd chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
CSI Longview reviews
Drunk driving isn't the only stupid thing you can do behind the wheel.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Gil G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Waffle Hut reviews
Poor Harry. He's stuck in a dead end job. When he decides to quit, of course he does so dramatically. This is gonna look really bad on his resume. Post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Musings on a Life Oddly Lived reviews
How did the Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters learn to coexist? And why is Voldemort wearing a BBQ apron? Post HBP Rated for Innuendo
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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