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Joined 09-09-06, id: 1131238, Profile Updated: 12-13-08
Author has written 14 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Kirby, and Legend of Zelda.

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Hey, everybody! I'm Gooey, the very gooey blob of gooful gooeyness. For those who are absolute Kirby fans, no, I didn't get my name from that very gooey blob of gooful gooeyness. I live in Australia, or as I call it, platypus land. But all you come here for are the kangaroos! I mean, um... I have a fanfiction.net account. Yeah, you didn't notice that.

OR ALTERNATIVELY

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Recent Important Stuff

No more hiatus... not that you care.

I'm bored, so I am going to put a test on how smart you are:
1. Did you know gullibleness is a word?
2. Does Vitamin C make you hallucinate?
3. Is it possible to breathe in too much air?
4. Is 'The Polar Express' the best movie ever?
5. True or false? GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH!
6. Why did the chicken cross the road?
7. Did teachers use sugar cane to hit kids in the old days?
8. Why are you taking this quiz?
9. Are you human?
10. What is 0 divided by 0?

The answers are at the end of the page!

Original Characters
ZOMG I have original characters?
The answer is yes, I do have some. (One at the moment, actually.)
I also have original Kirby monsters, but that would take too much time.
Anyway, the character(s):

Scythe
Gender: Male. (The only time I'd use a woman in a story is if they're psychotic, or evil.)
Height: Kirby's size.
Weight: All I'm giving you is he's not fat.
Likes: Fighting, stealth, doing stuff for the use of good.
Dislikes: Evil, those who hate good, the people that are on the dark side, etc.
Description: A Ninja monster thingy that used to work for Dark Matter. Now on the good side.
Appearence: Ninja suit, dark blue skin, has katana, daggers and shurikens. Has freaky eyes. And heck, who cares about his eye's colour.

Fics he's in: Darkness Unleashed.

And for the record:
Acro spelled backwards is Orca
Nemo spelled backwards is Omen
And rearranging the letters of Santa can give you Satan

The world will be ruled by bunnies if we don't act fast. Use the power of the triforce and play The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess to save the world from evelutionary evelution, with dandruff making shampoo as a topping for your pizzas each night you have a pizza in the name of Calvin and Hobbes fics which are terribly terrible or make a sandwich of flamed Harry Potter stories, being a nerd with glasses, and I should really end this sentece but I can't because I am too leet for the evil of Doctor Phil, whose name is really Daffy Duck, because D is for daffy, and P is for duck, and I know I'm a bad speller and you don't have to point that out in the manor of the very way of the samurai, which would cut your head off with a sword if he doesn't get his teriyaki fried chicken with peanut butter, and speaking of peanut butter, I hate peanut butter, so copy this into your profile if you want to save the world from the reign of the bunnies, and no, bunnies don't rain, but my grammar is so bad that me no want cookie for breakfast, and I wouldn't have cookies for breakfast because I have a healthy breakfast, consisting of sugar, salt, jelly, chocolate, candy, and the presence of many new ants in the world who have eaten our breakfast, making Dr. Weirdlove the worst fic ever, and if you want more information, go to hoogiman's profile to see the non-working links of doom, and no, there aren't multiple Links, it's just that Zelda is gelus of mie riteing skilll.

1. NO. Some people say yes; it is saddening.
2. Nope, unless you hallucinate anyway.
3. No. Actually, yes. If you pump in heaps of air into your lungs, but then that's not breathing, is it?
4. IT IS THE WORST EVER!
5. True. If you're a rebellious scientist.
6. Beats me, Fred.
7. No, they used Maltesers.
8. Because you have nothing better to do.
9. Humans are Roger Rabbit clones.
10. Infinite times.

Scoring:

0: You have to be Tom Hanks.

1-3: Nice one, Einstein.

3-5: At least you did okay.

5-7: Yay! Now you are smart enough to eat pancakes!

7-9: If you said The Polar Express is the best, refer to a score of 0. Otherwise, YAY!

10: It's all genetic cloning.

And that be my profile... You read to the end?

Wait till you see Yoshizilla's.

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Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
The Extra Smashy Amazing Race: Season Two by Ripper22 reviews
Season Two! 11 teams set out on a quest around the world! Action, humor and crack! In the double length finale, the remaining teams finally return to Smashville, where the whole race began ... Once there, they find themselves in a desperate three-way battle for the million. There are three teams but only one team can win. WHO WILL WIN THE MILLION? COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 244,999 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Brawl Baby by StrawberrySensation reviews
When Mario finds an abandoned baby, the brawl crew must help him raise it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Smashy Survivor by falconinthedive reviews
Twenty people have been marooned on an island for a month. Who will come out on top? This time, Sonic does drugs, Mario dies, and Pichu is cute. Yeah.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three by Hoogiman reviews
FINISHED! WINNERS INSIDE! Watch the Smashers compete on a wacky race around the world! Meet Fox, the world's worst romantic, Falco, the world's most sexually confused and Jigglypuff, the world's worst romantic partner! WHO WILL WIN? READ OR DIE.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 162,210 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Bloodied Notes by JunseiIX reviews
As a mysterious murderer begins killing off the smashers, it is up to Marth and his friends to stop it. Their only clue: bloodied notes the killer leaves behind. Rated T for blood and scenes in later chapters.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,303 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Fear beyond the Limelight by JapanFan Kyoko reviews
Sequel to Chaos in the Limelight. The death of a friend was all it took for Falco to decide that he must carry on as leader of the Smashers. The battle against the evil Inukai begins, but is there an even bigger threat waiting for them? FalcoxOC
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,549 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007
Operation Randomness by JapanFan Kyoko reviews
Chapter 2: Kirby tries his part of the plan which involves mints and guns... and a rabbid called Jeremy. More madness as Kirby gets cooked in an oven! Will Kirby succeed? Or more importantly, will he survive? Read it and find out!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Back of the Bar by tikitikirevenge reviews
TP. Concerning four characters who weren't as well explored as they deserved to be. Ashei, Auru, Rusl and Shad played as much of a part as any in this chapter of Hyrule's history. Eventual spoilers, obviously.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,947 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
To Be Loved by KnightMysterio reviews
A tale of Brawl's most tragic character... *SPOILERS for Subspace Emissary*
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
The Quest For Brawl! by Hoogiman reviews
Link, Ike and Pit travel to Japan to get a copy of Brawl!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Destination of Smash by falconinthedive reviews
Soon after Pichu predicts a bus crash corectly, the Smashers start dying in mysterious ways. Will Pichu be able to save everyone else before they're all dead? Inspired by the movie Final Destination.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Food Talk with Kirby! by tikitikirevenge reviews
Kirby, a food critic? Oh, how hilarious I am. NOTE: rated for explicit language like "go jump in a lake and die" and explicit violence like jumping in a lake and dying. READ AND REVIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK, PEOPLE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Chaos in the Limelight by JapanFan Kyoko reviews
As the the last few matches of the tournament begin, Master Hand makes an almost fatal mistake. Boss of SMASH! News, Yoshiki Inukai starts to film daily life at the mansion, acting innocently to hide his plan... COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Crazy Crazy Mansion by Hoogiman reviews
Crazy Hand owns the mansion. A murderous rampage occurs. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Unrequited Love by Hoogiman reviews
COMPLETE! They don't know it, but the Smashers are trapped in a gigantic circle of unrequited love. Chapter Nine: Things get physical between Fox, Falcon and the fairies.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Jigglypuff's Babysitting Service! by Hoogiman reviews
Need to get rid of your kids for several hours? Try Jigglypuff's babysitting service!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
The Smashy Amazing Race by Hoogiman reviews
Season 2 of The Amazing Race for SSB! COMPLETE! In the FINAL LEG of The Smashy Amazing Race, who will win the million dollar prize? Kirby and Jigglypuff, the puffballs? Bowser and Ganondorf, the aggros? Or Samus and Falcon, the socially awkward team?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,011 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Super Smash Soccer! by Hoogiman reviews
Some people play some soccer. You must have an IQ lower than 74 to read this story. I'M WARNING YOU! Match five up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
Kirby and the Magical Cake by Hoogiman reviews
Kirby finds cake.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Twilight Passage by Shadowani reviews
Link and Knil have only just arrived at the kokori woods entrance and have finally entered. Story will pick up from there. R&R sujest stuff to me Plz. Story gets better as chapters go on. This story might be soon edited fromCP1
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Link, Link
The Smasher by GenericSpider reviews
This is the story of a marty-stu who upstages the main characters. Wrote it a while ago, and didn't know what I was thinking. Don't read unless you're from the PPC, and need a target. Warning: Unnecessary Kirby-bashing, bit-characters, and Harry Potter.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007
Enchanted by Evil by AngelLux13 reviews
Or So It Seems...' In a rewritten version! A new creation from Nightmare has arrived, and is targeting the one thing that can ruin them. Kirby, the hero. Can the good guys save Kirby from the wrath of this new demon, or will it be harder than expected?
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Sayid and the Magical Pineapple by Hoogiman reviews
Sayid meets a freaking pineapple. THE END.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sayid, Hurley
ZOMG SHEIK by Hoogiman reviews
What happens when Zelda becomes stuck as Sheik? Can she hide her identity long enough, or will someone else find out the truth? Read and Review! Chapter Three Up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
Twilight Search by Calvin Clever reviews
Link misses Midna, enough to defy the goddesses.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007
ZOMG Christmas by Hoogiman reviews
As the Smashers enjoy their prechristmas meal, Santa arrives in the Smash Mansion! All of the Smashers are delighted to meet Santa, but Kirby thinks this socalled 'Santa' is a confidence trickster trying to steal their money! Can Kirby stop him? R&R plz
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/12/2006
Three Duds in a Flat by Hoogiman reviews
What happens when Hermione, Ron and Harry have to live together in a flatunitapartment? What lack of hilarity ensues as our characters go on wacky adventures? Brought to you by, Yours Truly!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006
Feonicks Outreach's The Legend of Zelda by Feonicks reviews
It is my dreadful duty as a writer to document the repulsive, agonizing events that took place in the world of Hyrule during the time of Link. I must warn all viewers to refrain from reading this tale. The sickening sixth chapter is published.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004
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Killer Penguins reviews
An accident at the smashers' mansion leaves the various fighters no choice but to sail on a cruise ship while they wait for everything to be fixed. Oh yeah, Dedede also takes this opportunity to kill everybody for no apparent reason. That naughty penguin.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - King Dedede
Fox's Adventure to Fulfill Nothing! reviews
Oh ya? Yes, indeed. The title makes lots of sense. Fox does stuff. Evil stuff. Ha ha. How creative. Will this thus crisis enduth? For though, thy have betrayed thee! And so on.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007
Iniquity reviews
Ness has been rejected from the Smash Mansion. OH NO! He fights for his revenge and destiny to fight along side his so called 'friends.' It is an ultimate battle of justice, injustice, and evil psychics with no friends whatsoever! EPIC!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Fun with Mirrors reviews
[TP]Not containing Link x Ilia. May contain Link x Ilia. Link and Ilia hate each other. I like waffles. Note: If you haven't played the game you won't know what I'm talking about. Also contains spoilers. Maybe Link x Ilia.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Anchovies reviews
First one shot, fairly short. Link realises that he is eating a pizza with no anchovies! OMG! Craziness ensues. Link goes crazy. [ORLY?] Zelda looks funny. [YARLY!] Yoshi eats a fridge. [NUUEZ!] Feedback is appreciated!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Fishy Warfare reviews
Link can eat frogs. Oh, am I good at summaries or what? Maybe Link x Henna, if this story gets that bad. [TP]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
Darkness Unleashed reviews
Long ago, there was only one known planet to the people of the galaxy, who hated each other. But soon, a darkness split the planet into pieces. Many years later, the planets are falling into each other, and things will go seriously wrong! R&R plz.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006
Link Gets A Job reviews
Don't read this. You'll regret it. See? I told you... WAFFLES!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007
Kirby's Picnic! reviews
The chapters are short, but I'll update reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely fast. It's about a picnic organised by Kirby and Rick.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006
Rick Piñata reviews
Rick, piñatas, plot holes, french food, Kirby, penguins, and other monstrosoties.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/10/2006
The Reign of the Evil Mind Control Chips reviews
The Smash Mansion is overrun by evil! The only ones who can stop this evil are Peach and Jigglypuff!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Eggs reviews
Eggs.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006
A Smashy Christmas reviews
Christmas in the smash mansion.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006
War of the worlds reviews
A story about how the smashers all turn in on each other. Did I mention it has nothing to do with war of the worlds, the movie?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
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