Author has written 5 stories for Lost, NCIS, Misc. Tv Shows, and Misc. Books.
My challenge to any Heroes writers: Someone please write a Mohinder/Eden story! It doesn't seem like anyone ships them. Just because she's dead doesn't mean there shouldn't be any stories about them!
Go read the story I wrote with kitkat11. It's over on her profile. It's called "Bedtime Bear." It's a House/Wilson slash parody.
I am completely obsessed with LOST.
Other favorite shows: NCIS, Heroes, House, The Office, Bones, Numb3rs, The Class, X-Men: Evolution, Psych, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Firefly
My new shows (which hopefully won't be cancelled): The Big Bang Theory, Chuck, Moonlight
I also watch: Smallville, My Name is Earl, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Two and a Half Men, Monk, That 70's Show, Scrubs, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Friends, Simpsons, gameshows, and whatever is on.
My favorite books: the Harry Potter books, the Divide trilogy, the Artemis Fowl books, the Inheritance trilogy, the Inkheart trilogy, the His Dark Materials trilogy, Ender’s Game, the House of the Scorpion, the Sweep series
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (I fall up the stairs more than I fall down them)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (I blame it on X-Men)
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (my chemistry teacher gave us a test on Talk Like a Pirate Day, and he had the instructions in pirate speak; we were all amused)
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My favorite characters///ships:
LOST: Charlie!///PB&J, Dan/Charlotte
Doctor Who: Doctor/Rose, Doctor/Rose/Jack
Torchwood: Ianto///Jack/Ianto (they're the only slash I actively ship; it's so outside my typical pattern; I'd expect myself to ship Jack/Gwen, but I really, really don't. Ianto's just too adorable)
Bones: Brennan, Zach///Brennan/Booth, and Angela/Hodgins
NCIS: Abby, McGee///McAbby, Tate, Tiva
Heroes: Eden (RIP, I practically bit my hand off when he pulled her through the glass. Awful noble, though), Mohinder, Isaac, Charlie, Hiro, Elle, Claude///Mohinder/Eden (Love Eden, not just Eden or From Eden; besides, she was going to tell him everything; and that kiss!), Hiro/Charlie, Peter/Caitlin, Claire/Peter (Yeah, there's incest and an age gap, but whatever), Matt/Audrey, Claire/Zach, Isaac/Simone, Sylar/Maya, Micah/Molly
X-Men: Evolution: Kitty, Kurt///Lancitty, Rahm, Kurtty
House: Amber (CTB), Chase, Cameron///Chase/Cameron, Huddy, Wilber
Firefly: Kaylee///Kaylee/Simon, Kaylee/Jayne
Numb3rs: Charlie, Amita, Larry///Amita/Charlie, and Larry/Megan
The Class: Kat, Richie///Ethan/Kat, Richie/Lina, and Duncan/Nicole
The Office: Pam, Jim///Jam, Dwangela, Darryl/Kelly
Psych: Shawn, Jules, Gus///Shules
Big Bang Theory: Sheldon///Leonard/Penny
Chuck: Chuck, Morgan///Chuck/Sarah, Ellie/Morgan, Morgan/Anna, Ellie/Captain Awesome
Moonlight: Mick, Beth///MacBeth (Mick/Beth)
Ghost Whisperer: Payne///Melinda/Payne
Two and a Half Men: Rose///Charlie/Rose
Harry Potter: Luna, Hermione, Bellatrix///The Government Stole My Toad (Neville/Luna), The Good Ship R/Hr (Ron/Hermione), Orange Crush (Ginny/Harry), Wotcher Wolvie (Lupin/Tonks), Bludger and Quaffle (Fred/Angelina), Fang and Flora (Bill/Fleur), Loyal Badger (Ernie/Hannah), Oranges and Cream (George/Katie), Pomp and Circumstance (Percy/Penny), Aurora Borealis (Frank/Alice), Batteries and Baking (Molly/Arthur), Blood Traitor (Andromeda/Ted), Drillers and Fillers (Mr. Granger/Mrs. Granger), Icicle (Lucius/Narcissa), Immortal Beloved (Voldemort/Bellatrix), River Deep, Mountain High (Hagrid/Maxime), Thorn and Buck (Lily/James)
The Divide Trilogy (which, is, by the way, a really good trilogy, but it doesn't even have a section on fanfiction): Felix/Betony
Artemis Fowl: Artemis/Holly, Root/Holly, and Artemis/Minerva
Inheritance Trilogy: Um, Eragon/Arya, I guess
Inkheart trilogy: Meggie/Farid
His Dark Materials Trilogy: Lyra/Will, and Lyra/Roger
House of the Scorpion: Matt/Maria
Basically, I like almost any canon ship for any show, and some ships that you have to kind of dig a little deep to see.
Characters///ships I can't stand:
LOST: Locke, Michael///Clocke (It is just wrong)
Heroes: Mohinder/Sylar (Mohinder/Eden, I say! Besides, Sylar's evil) (The odd thing is, I'll despise it one minute, and then I'll see it the next. It drives me crazy because I don't want to see it work)
Stories I am working on/thinking about:
The Class Visits a Pet Store/The Class Visits the Zoo
Things that always happen in NLLL stories
Mom, dad, two little brothers (14), golden retriever named Ty, a cat who adopted us named Phabela, and two hermit crabs named Ziggy and Sandy.
Wicked! Haven't actually seen the play, but I am reading the book, and I have the soundtrack.
Oh, and I love amanda145's whole Jack/Claire sibling theory! It must be proved right! The "Others" will take Jack, Kate, and Sawyers' blood, right, and they will already have Claire's blood, so they'll just happen to see the whole genetic thing, and be like...whoa.
Here are some rockin' quotes from people I know:
"Chase, it's not apples and oranges. They're different colors." --kitkat11, playing Forman
"Now who's El Nerdo?" --my brother Sean talking to his friend who forgot what his homework was (I'm not sure of the relevance of this statement)
"You need to watch more TV and eat more Trix cereal." --my friend Marie to my friend Emily becuase Emily is in pre-calc as a freshman, and Marie recently tried Trix for the first time and loves it
"That doesn't make it more vague, it makes it stupid." --me building on what my English teacher said when we were trying to make a bad answer to this one question for practice for the test tomorrow
"Brilliant, Harry Potter!" --My friend Deepti just...being random...with a British accent
"Is this the part of class where we pay attention?" --someone in my math class...to the teacher...under interesting circumstances
"The Sheep Go Marching In!" --Pat answering a 'Humdinger' thing while we were playing Cranium. The answer was The Farmer in the Dell. Now imagine the tune of the Farmer in the Dell with the Sheep Go Marching In as the words...Hi ho the dairy o, the sheep go marching in...
"I'm not ignorant, I just don't care!" --me
"I broke my butt!" --Emily
"My train of thought got de-railed!" --Mr. K
"It's not all sealed up, you let the air in! Hey, that's my name!" --me
"Self-serving himself? Redundancy much?" --Jacob
"My hands feel minty!" --me
"I don't remember the '80s." --my mom
"You don't drink soda to get nose bubbles!" --Sean
"What the heck's an Olive Garden?" --kitkat11
"You don't put cheese on the couch!" --Sean
Katherine: "Guess where my sister is! She's in Australia!" Me: “Australia is awesome! Just don’t fly to Los Angeles.” --because the Losties were in Australia and flying to LA when their plane crashed.
"So, like, really, I'm the god of gods! EEEEKK!" --Deepti, because she will be playing Zeus in our English skit
"More people recognize the McDonald's logo than Jesus." --Michael
Mum: "Where's your plate, Sean?" Sean: "I ate it!" Everyone else: laughing their heads off (you had to be there)
(We're doing a graph worksheet in World History) Emily: "What's that mean? What the heck does the as-oh, I get it now." Me: "Hahaha, you forgot the -terisk."
Me: (to Marie) "You're such a tree!" Marie: "I know you are, but what am I?" Roxanne: "That's such an old comeback." Marie: "I know you are, but what am I?" Me: (to Roxanne) "Oh, snap! She just called you an old comeback!"
"You just dropped the cat from the balcony!?" --Sean and Pat (my friend and I were up on the balcony, and we felt like throwing stuff at my brothers, and so we found a shirt and we were going to throw it at them, but we didn't think we could get it all the way over to them, so we decided just to throw it over to get their attention, but then we saw the cat just sitting there in the perfect spot, so we dropped the shirt on her and she got scared and bolted away 'cause we got her dead on, and so my brothers thought we threw her off the balcony (which we would never do) and we were just up there cracking up.)
Sean to Mom: Spell fort three times. (She does) Say fort two times. (She does) (ETC, ETC); Sean: What do you eat soup with?; Mom: Ha! You're not going to fool me! I eat soup with a fork!
(Watching Torchwood) Me: "Of course that's a weevil. You know what a weevil is! You've seen them before!" Mum: "I see no weevil."
Oh, and a disclaimer for any and all of my stories, becuase I tend to forget them:
I do not own anything in this story but my own imagination. I don't even know anyone associated with the show, or anyone associated with them. That is, I probably only know them by six degrees.
"98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please."
:YOUR REAL NAME: Erin
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eriizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Llama
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Erin (awesome, yeah? totally just switched)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ryaerler
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Milk
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Razihsh
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ty (Ha! Like a formal event)
You Know You Live In 2007 When...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Lol. I fell for that bad.
Quote of the day:
11/15/06: "Guys...where are we?" --Charlie Pace, LOST
11/16/06: "Abby slapped Ziva and Ziva slapped her back." --McGee, NCIS
11/17/06: "Just think--she could be your boss and your step-mom." --Amita, Numb3rs
11/18/06: "She's not nearly as pleasent as she thinks she is." --Cuddy, House
11/19/06: Nicole: "You married a woman named Fern?"
11/20/06: Richie: "I'm not leaving till you talk to me."
11/21/06: "I solved the mystery of the smoking goldfish!" --Abby, NCIS
11/22/06: "I don't like the term dirt." --Hodgins, Bones
11/23/06: "Polar bears are meant to be quite clever. Very clever. They are like the Einsteins of the bear community." --Charlie, LOST
11/24/06: "Am I being mean to Dwight? I don’t know. I did just make him run around the building, and I have no intention of timing him. This isn’t even a stopwatch, it’s a digital thermometer." --Pam, The Office
11/25/06: "A = B = C = D. It's like one of Charlie's equations. Can't believe I just said that." --Colby, Numb3rs
11/26/06: "Look! Shampoo that's not tested on animals. I feel bad for those lab animals running around with dirty hair, but if it's better for the environment, that's the sacrifice they have to make." --Earl, My Name is Earl
11/27/06: Holly: "I'm sorry, sorry, um... do you have a middle name?"
11/28/06: Foreman: "You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook?"
11/29/06: Booth: "Did they gather all the evidence from the explosion?"
11/30/06: "You can add but you can't hide." --Alan, Numb3rs
12/01/06: Creed: "Baby, hello baby." (dangles paperclips in front of the baby) "Here you want to play with this?"
12/02/06: "I had Martin explain to me what he got arrested for about three times, because it sounds a lot like what I do here every day." --Kevin, The Office
12/03/06: "On average, drug addicts are stupid." --House, House
12/04/06: Kyle (after he and Ethan see that Richie has run his car into a store): "Hey, you wanna go down there?" Ethan: "Why would we?" Kyle: " 'Cause...a car crashed into a store, which is kind of cool, and we know the guy in it, which is really cool...are you judging me?" Ethan: "I’m getting my coat!" --The Class
12/05/06: "Um, excuse me, mam, you just said my seat may be used as a flotation device, is that may be as in can be or maybe like, maybe yours will, or maybe yours won't cause I didn't ask for a floating seat, I would have but that wasn't one of the choices." --Earl, My Name is Earl
12/06/06: Kat: (angry) "You tell that news chick that we don't have his number anymore because we burnt all evidence of that lying scumbag bastard. We still on for brunch tomorrow?"
12/07/06: (Jordan talks continuously)
12/08/06: "Ted, even if she is married, it's a Canadian marriage. It's like their money, or their army. Nobody takes it seriously." --Lily, How I Met Your Mother
12/09/06: (After Barb has used the intercom button on the phone to call Ali into the office)
12/10/06: "Penguins are cute and all, but if you cooked one, I'd eat it." --Kat, The Class
12/11/06: Lina: "What if you need to borrow a cup of sugar?"
12/12/06: (After Lina tells Richie she needs to think about getting back together)
12/13/06: "What are the odds of another dentist torturing you?" --Natalie, Monk
12/14/06: "I think we broke his brain." --Pam, The Office
12/15/06: Duncan: (to Richie) "So like... you could chop off 9 of your fingers and you could still count how many women you've been with?"
12/16/06: (Ethan tells Kat that he gave Benjamin Chow Kat's number)
12/17/06: (Kat takes pictures of a guy she was photographing and brings them to Ethan)
12/18/06: Kat: "Tell me the minute he calls! If my mother calls tell her she knows why I'm not talking to her and if Blockbuster calls tell them that I returned that stupid penguin movie like two months ago!" (later)
12/19/06: Kat: "It's not stalking!"
12/20/06: Kat: "What is it with the one dude? Where are my buffers?"
12/21/06: (Ethan sent Palmer huge flowers)
12/22/06: Duncan: "You need more than one outfit. You gotta go back to your place and get your stuff."
12/23/06: Duncan: "So, Rich, Holly Ellenbogen, what's up with that?"
12/24/06: (A phone conversation between Fern and Holly)
12/25/06: Palmer: "So, Ethan tells me you're a buffer."
12/26/06: Fern: "So there is a girlfriend!"
12/27/06: Richie: "You have a gun?"
12/28/06: Jim: "Hey, Ryan. Do you want to pull a prank on Andy?"
12/29/06: "How would I describe myself? Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable." --Dwight, The Office
12/30/06: Jim: "Maybe it's in the ceiling?"
12/31/06: "Your gayness does not define you. Your Mexicanness defines you. We should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity." --Michael, The Office
1/1/07: "I miss Dwight. Congratulations universe, you win." --Jim, The Office
1/2/07: "One of my life goals was to die right here, in my desk chair. And today, that dream was shattered." --Dwight, The Office
1/3/07: "Dwight will be missed. Not by me..so much...but he will be missed." --Ryan, The Office
1/4/07: Jim: "After you, sir."
1/5/07: "Dwight betrayed me once before, so this is his strike two. You know what they say…fool me once, strike one but fool me twice……strike three." --Michael, The Office
1/6/07: "Dwight and I used to go on sales calls all the time. In fact, I have a picture to remember that time. (holds up a picture of himself with Dwight) Oh, young Jim there is just so much I need to warn you about and yet, tragically, I cannot." --Jim, The Office
1/7/07: Booth: (Talking about Russ) "I still make him nervous, don't I? (Pulls Bones out of her chair by the arm) Come on let's go."
1/8/07: Zack: (Discussing his meeting with the dissertation committee) "I rectified their erroneous assumptions concerning polyvinyl replication."
1/9/07: Booth: (talking about Zack) "Is he gonna make it?"
1/10/07: Booth: "Hey, let's go tell Bones."
1/11/07: Zack: "I read a book on body language. Apparently in our culture, when an older male lays an open hand on a younger male, it conveys approval. But if he bumps younger male with a closed fist, it conveys doubt. Dr. Grayson went like this..."
1/12/07: Robin: "Spider! Spider!"
1/13/07: Barney: "Freeways have exits, so do relationships. The first exit, my personal favorite is 6 hours in, you meet, you talk, you have sex and you exit when she's in the shower."
1/14/07: Lily: "Instead of telling Ted you love him you said 'Falafel'?"
1/15/07: Ted: "C'mon, Lily, we're supposed to be friends!"
1/16/07: (Lily has just heard a message from Ted to Marshall where he calls her something very very bad.)
1/17/07: (Ted and Lily listens to an old message on the answering machine)
1/18/07: Ted: (To his nephews) "Alright, don't tell your mom, but I got you guys some presents."
1/19/07: (After blowing his nose) "My nose was just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out!" --Barney, HIMYM
1/20/07: "Oh Robin, my simple friend from the untamed north. Let me tell you about a little thing I like to call mind over body. You see whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop feeling sick, and be awesome instead. True story." --Barney, HIMYM