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Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript According to all known lawsof aviation, there is no way a beeshould be able to fly. Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry?- Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye! Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school,three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie?- Yeah. - You going to the funeral?- No, I'm not going. Everybody knows,sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead. I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way. I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men.- We are! - Bee-men.- Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oitygraduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your careerat Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennasinside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like?- A little scary. Welcome to Honex,a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee,have worked your whole life to get to the point where youcan work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant PollenJocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected,scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctivegolden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot.- She's my cousin! - She is?- Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right.- At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspectof bee existence. These bees are stress-testinga new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes?- Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement,the Krelman. - What does that do?- Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs aresmall ones. But bees know that every small job,if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the jobyou pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life?I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees,as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?"How can you say that? One job forever?That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only haveto make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could theynever have told us that? Why would you question anything?We're bees. We're the most perfectlyfunctioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe thingswork a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you knowwhat I'm talking about. Please clear the gate.Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!- Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's likeoutside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks!- Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters!You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were.- I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knowswhere, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a PollenJock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollenthan you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol.Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing itand the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies?Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.- Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerousbeing a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned meagainst a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat,and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my!- I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today,wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patchsix miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh?- Barry! A puddle jump for us,but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am.- You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy?Are you bee enough? I might be. It all dependson what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices.- But you only get one. Do you ever get boreddoing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you justmove it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a 's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad,the more I think about it, maybe the honey fieldjust isn't right for me. You were thinking of what,making balloon animals? That's a bad jobfor a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not surehe wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.- I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're goinginto honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer?- No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now.I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Geta gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today!- Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobswill be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available?- Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations!Step to the side. - What'd you get?- Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first?- No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open,not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?- Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See?He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up.Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling,stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven,lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, whatdo you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patchin quadrant nine... What happened to you?Where are you? - I'm going out.- Out? Out where? - Out there.- Oh, no! I have to, before I goto work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave,there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that.- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you.- OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know,bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always,watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs,birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reportsof root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it,babbling like a cicada! - That's awful.- And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one,absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check.- Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check.- Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias,you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader.We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, 's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close?- No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle itover here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, moreflowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowersseems to be on the move. Say again? You're reportinga moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good.Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys!- This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him?- I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey,because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something!- I'm driving! - Hi, bee.- He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move,he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension levelout here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you closethe window please? Ken, could you closethe window please? Oheck out my new resume.I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time.This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my specialskills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they'reflabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sunhaving a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them!This thing could kill me! Why does his life haveless value than yours? Why does his life have any less valuethan mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. Youdon't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of 's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone outis also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there.- Bye. - Supposed to be less calories.- Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life.I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee 're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it?"You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking.- Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine.I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure thisis very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me.I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposedto be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank 's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee.- Yeah. I'm talking to a bee.And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful.I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that?- What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess."Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny.- Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something?- Like what? I don't know. I mean...I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee.- I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous!- Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't.- Have some. - No, I can't.- Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where?- These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you knowanything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cabas they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church.The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon?I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive,but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do?- Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer ora doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really?- My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just electedwith that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area.I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes?- Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee.- Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am?- Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great.Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks!- Yeah. All right. Well, then...I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank youso much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go.We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing.- It was amazing! It was the scariest,happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believeyou were with humans! Giant, scary humans!What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things.They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?- Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back?- Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You sawwhatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now youcan pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well...- Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!- No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider?- I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing,with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa.- Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talkingto humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s!One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life!And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb.- It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat.That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is?- No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot!- Listen to me! We are not them! We're us.There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can denythe heart that is yearning? There's no yearning.Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee,my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee.- Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days!Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisionsto think about. What life? You have no life!You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill youto make a little honey? Barry, come out.Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here.- I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me?- Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going?- I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge paradeof flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses,that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surroundedby flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the rosescompete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't yourun everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see.All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a 's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to 's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?!- It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody.Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages.Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got thatdown to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.- I'll bet. What in the nameof Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here?Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor?- I never heard of him. - Why is this here?- For people. We eat it. You don't haveenough food of your own? - Well, yes.- How do you get it? - Bees make it.- I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic.- It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this!This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?!I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottomof all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done?- Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out,with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard you can talk! I can talk.And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff?Who's your supplier? I don't understand.I thought we were friends. The last thing we wantto do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossedthe wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunchfor my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knewwhat hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anythingthat moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms.I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you?- He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?!- Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade!- Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything haveto be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes!Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington,I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee!- Moose blood guy!! - You hear something?- Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars,as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goesis where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight.- We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own.Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble?- You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack.See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up,get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leavethe building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys!- Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here.Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brainthe size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker.- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of thisknocks them right out. They make the honey,and we make the money. "They make the honey,and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you'rein a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here.We had no choice. This is your queen?That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolenon a massive scale! This is worse than anything bearshave done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are takingour honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory.These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What?- Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend.And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could.- Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you wantto do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives.Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember youcoming home so overworked your hands were still couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put itin lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt.- No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can stingthe humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's onlyfull-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.- And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human racefor stealing our honey, packaging it and profitingfrom it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here inour studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies,out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kidfrom the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraidto change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus?Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinkingof stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee communityis supporting you in this case, which will be the trialof the bee century. You know, they have a Larry Kingin the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a showand suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from theguest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week!They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attackat the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke!I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please.Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee?- Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello.- Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, sizeten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam herehas been a huge help. - Frosting...- How many sugars? Just one. I try notto use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, peopleare giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic!- Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worsethan a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make upfor it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.- I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done withthe humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home,"without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scenehere in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits,because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselvesif a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humansdon't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinationalfood companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to staybehind the barricade. - What's the matter?- I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The HonorableJudge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York,Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representingthe five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representingall the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery,your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believedit was man's divine right to benefit from the bountyof nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy worldMr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiatewith the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-captureHollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism!Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen,there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee.Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees.We invented it! We make it. And we protect itwith our lives. Unfortunately, there aresome people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey,you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like thatall the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhaydenof Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also ownHoneyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepersfor our farms. Beekeeper. I find thatto be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employany bee-free-ers, do you? - No.- I couldn't hear you. - No.- No. Because you don't free keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would bean appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashingthrough your living room?! Biting into your couch!Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before?- I was with a band called The Police. But you've never beena police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so herewe have yet another example of bee culture casuallystolen by a human for nothing more thana prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feelinga little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first,belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spoton ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resumethat you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoilthat's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is thiswhat it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless beesso you don't have to rehearseyour part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson!I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella.This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step onthis creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court!- You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it!- Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully niceof that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken!- Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late.I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste,so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left.I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself.The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit.Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating withchopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to findthe rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment,but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just whatI was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razorfor his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that?- Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why isyour life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing.- Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey!I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to bethe nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?!Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things buggingme in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from ridingon this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificialsweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's gotan aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kindof barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomeryis about out of ideas. We would like to callMr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he'sconsidered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you'vegotta weave some magic with this jury,or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I haveto do to turn this jury around is to remind themof what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers?- Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask youwhat I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends?- Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two.From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birthto all the bee children? - Yeah, but...- So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry...- Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee,aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection!- I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venomis coursing through my veins! I have been felledby a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat themlike equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thingthey know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me.- I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercywill come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybeesversus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legalteam stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy.- Hey. - Is there much pain?- Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters isyou're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteriadownstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there'sa little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry.I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We'rejust a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to usif they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels.That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in,but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurseto close that window? - Why?- The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke!But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall.Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result,we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor,haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enoughof this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allowthese absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compellingevidence to support their charges against my clients,who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissalof this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to considerMr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof?Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor!You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this?This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly,let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked,"Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addictedto smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slavesto the white man? - What are we gonna do?- He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please,free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honeywill finally belong to the bees. Now we won't haveto work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversionof the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren,and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right?- What do you mean? We've been living the bee waya long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory.What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdownof all bee work camps. Then we want back the honeythat was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorificationof the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly,bad-breath stink machine. We're all awareof what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseousfor a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer toleratebee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honeyin bogus health products and la-dee-da humantea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down!- Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail.Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believehow much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating?- They're home. They don't know what to do.Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his wayto San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humansliked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world!I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was mynew job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understandwhy they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing.Honey really changes people. You don't have any ideawhat's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me?- This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to makehoney would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers.Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affectsthe entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here,couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me.- Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry...sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving?Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses paradein Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekendbecause all the flowers are dying. It's the last chanceI'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses.Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers!- Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know.That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not.Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake.This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet.I wanted to help you with the flower shop.I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it'sgreater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses,the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plantand flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've gotback here with what we've got. - Bees.- Park. - Pollen!- Flowers. - Repollination!- Across the nation! Tournament of Roses,Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothingbut flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside,we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess,and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit?- What are you? - I believe I'm the pea.- The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.- I'm getting the marshal. You do that!This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we dois blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport,there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float?- Yes. Has it beenin your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger.- It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun.Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll havejust enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? Wehave just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers,this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weatherin New York. It looks like we'll experiencea couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowerswith no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up thereand talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get helpwith the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talkinginflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal?- Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!- Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers.This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24Bplease report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster,a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat,they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke?- No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome.I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious,and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboardhave flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that?- Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing morethan a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?- Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry!We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have somelate-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful sceneis developing. Barry Benson,fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane,loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the areaand two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute.There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Bensonand his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a beeshouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wingsand body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air!- Got it. - Stand by.- We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of beesdoing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well,it makes a big difference. More than we us, to everyone. That's why I want to get beesback to working together. That's the bee way!We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow!- Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover?- Forget hover. This isn't so hard.Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we wereon autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me.- And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's getbehind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling!We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentratewith that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it!- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!- You snap out of it! - Hold it!- Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowersfor a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow.- Hello. All right, let's drop this tin canon the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee.- Thinking bee. Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute.I think I'm feeling something. - What?- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac?- Get some lights on that! Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower.- OK. Out the engines. We're going inon bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one!- Which one? - That flower.- I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry!- This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this planeflying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it!You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five!- Right. Barry, it worked!Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of courseI saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you.- But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is coveredwith the last pollen from the last flowersavailable anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey,pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species,this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjustMuseum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfectfit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needsto make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll beworking late tonight! Here's your change. Have a greatafternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that?It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feellike a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry.Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me?My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite.All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie.Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry.Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks!It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?!- Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly.- Sure is. Between you and me,I was dying to get out of that office. You have gotto start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee!- Me? Hold it. Let's just stopfor a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decisionduring a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody.Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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Railroaded by Solbook reviews
Thrust into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, a man who thought had it all finds himself an unwilling protagonist. Combative and confused, he struggles to see those around him as real people while seeking a way back to his life. As he grapples with his faith and morality in this universe, he must decide if he can hold onto his humanity or succumb to the role forced upon him.
Honkai: Star Rail - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 138,489 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 3/9 - Himeko, OC, Serval, Kafka
Grand Foreigner by Russian Reversal reviews
Ainz in the FGO! Will it be a challenge for him? (Spoiler: No). No roflstomp, no hate, no bashing. Just the pure Ainz magnificence in play. It's actually a FGO-fic, but since there are plenty of FGO-fics in the Fate-general category - it was made like this.
Crossover - Overlord/オーバーロード & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 220 - Words: 1,278,691 - Reviews: 6125 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 4,306 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 2/24/2019 - Ainz
Ninja Gamer Complete by DragonKnightRyu reviews
So, dying sucks, but hey, I get a chance at reincarnation with a special power, and that power is 'The Gamer' so that's awesome! But... I'm being reincarnated into the world of Naruto, where giant chakra beasts can nuke you, crazy Uchiha roam who want to rule the world with the power of the moon, a guy who thinks he's a god wants to 'share his pain'. Yup, I am going to die again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 242,150 - Reviews: 3731 - Favs: 11,055 - Follows: 11,834 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC - Complete
I Won't Let Him by thenextgamer reviews
BadEnding!SUNNY goes to OMARI AU. After SUNNY jumps off the roof of the hospital building, he wakes up back in the past on the day of the incident. Not wanting to repeat the same mistake he did last time, he manages to save MARI and change everything, going into a coma for six years. MARI blames herself and becomes a reclusive shut-in with her own mental trauma of the event.
OMORI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 262,983 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 4/30/2021 - unny, Omori, Mari
No Goddesses Need Apply by lord of the land of fire reviews
Aqua abandons Kazuma and he is forced to survive on his own. There is no stopping him now.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 130,502 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 6,551 - Follows: 7,323 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 7/2/2019 - Darkness, Kazuma S.
Re:Zero, Why Me? by Writer with bad Grammar T-T reviews
It was supposed to be a simple cosplay show. He didn't think much of it and only participated due to a friend's invitation. So why the hell did he find himself in this World? In a World where Demonic Beast, Monster and crazy fanatical cults are lurking around. SIOC! AU! Prologue-Ch.18, 20, & interlude edited! BAD GRAMMAR WARNING! FateElement Heavy! Cover Image doesn't belong to me.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Re:Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 483,731 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 4,067 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Saber
Apotheosis by Lord Wolfe reviews
Apotheosis, the highest point in the development of something or if you prefer, the elevation of someone to divine status. "Fun isn't something one considers when trying to create a better world", Izuku smirked as he held up his gauntlet covered fist. "But this does put a smile on my face". Villain Izuku, eventually OP as hell. Infinity Gauntlet AU.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 241,121 - Reviews: 6220 - Favs: 12,925 - Follows: 13,298 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Izuku M.
Is It Too Much To Ask To Be Left Alone? by Ashbel Longhart reviews
Bell Cranel died to a Minotaur in the Dungeon. Years later, he finds himself in Lordran after escaping the Undead Asylum only to die over and over. And then he burned for many, many years. And after many centuries, what seemed like a dream, Bell finds himself back in the Dungeon. So what does he do now that he's back home? To be frank, he just wants to be left alone.
Crossover - Dark Souls & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,661 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 6,530 - Follows: 7,570 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 4/1/2019 - Great Grey Wolf Sif, Bell C., Hestia, Aizu W.
Mage Family by SwissChocolates reviews
In the aftermath of Tanya's Death and the Empire's defeat, the nation now finds itself divided between Ostania and Westalis, both locked in a localized cold war of espionage against the other. Now an orphan as well as a biological weapon meant for war, Tanya seeks a strong education to rise up and live a stable peaceful life.
Crossover - Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil & Spy x Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,652 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/18/2022 - Tanya, Anya Forger, Loid Forger/Twilight, Yor Briar/Thorn Princess
The Children's War Record by fey Storyteller reviews
A boy with ADHD had no place in war, but he was a pushover certain ambitious girl drag around as she please. After getting dragged to railway, another world with gun and magic, you'd think Alberich would wise up and stop Tanya from dragging him to Imperial army. "And that's why we should volunteer." She said, which kind of make sense to him but also kind of not. "Okay?" semi-SI
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 128,681 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Tanya, OC
Idiosyncrasy by OCfan11 reviews
A mode of behaviour or way of thought peculiar to an individual. OC-reborn-as-Leonie-Pinelli
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 275,407 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 1/21/2020 - OC, Leonie
Invictus by Entori reviews
Arriving three years before the main story starts, will a regular guy from another dimension in the body of a young pallum girl be able to sufficiently prepare for the trials that are sure to come? Slow burn. Updates irregular.
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,473 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 12/17/2023 - Published: 4/6/2019 - OC
That Time I Got Reincarnated Again In Westeros by kelsoei reviews
Tanya Degurechaff is reborn as a poor sickly girl in Fleabottom.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,814 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 11/14/2023 - Published: 7/7/2023 - Arya S., Tanya
The Saga of Tanya the Firebender by Shaggy Rower reviews
After her second death, Tanya is once again reincarnated into a world at war. With destiny forcing her down the path of military service once again, Tanya must protect new homeland from the threats that would seek to destroy it: the stubborn Earth Kingdom, conniving Water Tribes, and most of all that dangerous madman The Avatar. For the glory of the Fire Nation!
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 159,500 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 9/23/2023 - Published: 1/2/2022 - Zuko, Zhao, Azula, Tanya
DC - Remastered Edition by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,414 - Reviews: 4641 - Favs: 8,650 - Follows: 9,471 - Updated: 8/11/2023 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle, OC, Selina K./Catwoman
Rocket's Exterminator by BANIX reviews
To borrow a quote from my previous life, "I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice". Right or wrong, good or evil; none of that matter. I am the Rocket's Exterminator, it is my job to exterminate any and all threats to the organisation. My one true wish, is to exterminate Team Rocket themselves, and I'm not accepting any objections. (Reincarnated OC)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 71 - Words: 407,556 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 8/2/2023 - Published: 1/4/2020 - OC
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 272,387 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 6,909 - Follows: 6,886 - Updated: 7/20/2023 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Madara U., OC - Complete
Gate: Thus the Dominion Fought There by TheWatcher2785 reviews
After two years of peace and prosperity, a mysterious gate had opened on Korhal within the capital city of Augustgrad. From it, invaders emerge straight out of medieval times as they bare threats of slavery and death to the Terran world they had set foot on. But they were soon going to learn they had picked a fight with the wrong people. R&R please.
Crossover - StarCraft & Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,010 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 7/19/2023 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Complete
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,121 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 15,013 - Follows: 16,105 - Updated: 7/17/2023 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Accidentally Marie by Fantasy Fan 223 reviews
Unbeknownst to all, Edelgard von Hresvelg died on the operating table. Now housing her body is the soul of an average teen girl who has no idea what's going on or what she's doing. Long story short, years of meticulous planning have gone to hell and there's nothing anyone can do about it unless she learns how to wear a crown.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,799 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/8/2023 - Published: 8/28/2021 - OC, Ferdinand, Hubert V.
Code Geass - A Brave New World by nightbringer24 reviews
(Pretty heavily inspired by Ripped Away) What happens when a young man from our world is transported into the world of Code Geass? Watch as our unfortunate hero is thrust into situations he doesn't fully understand, but tries to make the most of it. R1 Arc in progress.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,838 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 4/5/2023 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [Dorothea E., OC] Kallen S., Cornelia L.B.
Arknights: Rekindling by IreJasmine reviews
Kal'tsit knows the past is the past, but the Doctor is the living reminder that the past continues to exist in the present, will she learn to finally let go of the past, or will she embrace it? - Kal'tsit x Doctor short story.
Arknights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,378 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/31/2023 - Published: 9/21/2022 - Kal'tsit
Malicious, Magical, Malfoy by bor902 reviews
People often complained about a lack of birthright. Being reborn as Draco Malfoy meant I had the opposite issue. So many new things to take into account. Politics, magic, family traditions, the wizarding world and this odd new power that insisted my new reality was a game. What's a Gamer SI to do. Semi-inspired by "Magical Player", "In Bad Faith" and "Puppet of time"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,459 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 3,980 - Updated: 3/15/2023 - Published: 11/3/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Abraxas M.
Vault 69 by SandStormHero reviews
This is the story of Vault 69. In a fresh world torn apart by communist nuclear bombs, sixteen year old Tomas Swan finds himself in one of the few safe havens left on earth. Along with his mother and older sister, he quickly find's his place as the only male citizen in a population of one thousand. Its not a question of if he gives into temptation, but when. All OC.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 147,475 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 1/31/2023 - Published: 9/16/2016
Tryst between Champions by Incredibleintruder reviews
Urbosa has in mind to make sure Link falls head over heels for Gerudo women...but she never expected for her to fall for him as well. Contains ecchi and hypnosis.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2023 - Link, Urbosa - Complete
The White Knight by Octorus reviews
Somehow, he ended up in the world of the game he used to play. A world where he can die at any moment if he makes a mistake. A world filled with champions who can crush him like a bug. A world with new wars breaking out as some of those same champions are not who they...oh look, somehow he became a summoner. Neat. An AU-Crossover, Canon-Divergence story with light gamer elements.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,664 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 12/13/2022 - Published: 5/13/2019 - OC
The Saga of Tanya the Alchemist by Fizzy 13 reviews
Being X has a drink with the Truth and decides that a certain heathen salaryman is best reincarnated as an orphaned little girl... in the State of Amestris. Will Tanya Degurechaff succeed in her plan to live a comfortable life as a rear-echelon State Alchemist? Or will Being X's machinations bring her to the front lines and force her to pray?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,908 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 12/9/2022 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Alphonse E., Tanya
The Player is a Part Timer by oblivon2991 reviews
"Why they can't leave me alone?" the player asked oneself depressed. Yeah, transported in a different world, waking up in a completely alien place, in an alien body, it is freaking scary! For a player who only wants peace and live a relaxing life, living in this world is like a Hellwalk. Angels, devils, fallen, gods, perverts and every other thing! Everyone wants a piece from her!
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 268,681 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 11/9/2022 - Published: 7/20/2019 - Rias G., Azazel, OC
The Vasto of White by Parcasious reviews
One's fate is not decided by chance, but by choice. A hero will rise from the desolate sands of Hueco Mundo.
Crossover - Bleach & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 410,187 - Reviews: 8380 - Favs: 10,938 - Follows: 11,348 - Updated: 9/11/2022 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Ichigo K., Shirō E. - Complete
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 567,551 - Reviews: 9000 - Favs: 11,878 - Follows: 11,473 - Updated: 8/17/2022 - Published: 5/19/2014 - OC - Complete
Chaotic Good by Mister Grin reviews
The story of a man who just really wishes death would let him be. He tried once. Lived a wonderful life, died at a ripe old age. Yet once more he lives in the body of a young child. Time has torn his life's work away, and his only skills are ones from a time long past. Lost, he stumbles upon a game he recognizes. He asks himself… why be a King when you can be a God? (Contains smut)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,553 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 6,277 - Follows: 6,836 - Updated: 5/12/2022 - Published: 7/30/2019
Project V I R A L by Namian Velius reviews
Instead of finding himself in Manhattan, Alex ends up in Raccoon City in 1998. To make a puzzling situation go bad, there's a zombie Outbreak going on. In search for answers to why he's there and how the Outbreak happened, Alex finds himself becoming allies with Claire Redfield and discovers that everything isn't what he (or you) thought. Based on Claire A part in the R.E.2 Remake.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,215 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 4/29/2022 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Claire R., Sherry B., Alex M./Zeus, Dana M./Athena
Saga of Tanya the Saintess? by SuperiorFreak reviews
Tanya is stolen from Being X and placed in the Warhammer 40k universe. Nuff said.
Crossover - Warhammer & Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,541 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 4/18/2022 - Published: 1/28/2022 - Tanya
Waking up In a New Place by Dimensional Discrepancy reviews
Gaige is a 19 old college student who really lives a shitty life. After his untimely death, he meets with someone who wants him to become the hero of Fodlan. Watch as our "hero" navigates through Garreg Mach and uses his memories of the game and his very unique power in order to save everyone or die trying. UNDER REWRITE
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/15/2022 - Published: 9/29/2021 - OC, Avatar/Byleth
Punching Things Isn't a Quirk by A Sometimes Lazy Writer reviews
Saitama and Genos have dealt with weird things happening to them before, but tumbling into another world after messing with an alien warp drive took the cake. Tensions rise as the powerful duo make ripples in the hero (and villain) society of Japan. How does everyone react? With exasperation and annoyance, of course! (Original title was Unforeseen Circumstances)
Crossover - One Punch Man/ワンパンマン & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 74,552 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 5,860 - Updated: 3/6/2022 - Published: 10/7/2018 - Saitama, Genos, Toshinori Y./All Might, 1-A Students
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 14,859 - Follows: 18,308 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
Cycle by RoseWarden reviews
Robin is a young woman who bakes cakes during the day, sleeps at night, and drinks on weekends. She does not wage wars, fight demons, or solve dating issues. Yet, somehow by divine mistake, she's found herself doing just that. Clearly, someone has her confused with another Robin...
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 1,089,693 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 2/14/2022 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Avatar/Robin
Vader: The Goblins Bane by DWAR reviews
What happens when Darth Vader is transported to the Goblin Slayer Universe? Read and find out. Rating may be raised at a later point due to content.
Crossover - Star Wars & Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,777 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 12/24/2021 - Published: 2/17/2019
RWBY - The Pen and the Sword by TwoChimpsWithoutOne reviews
-For the Record- Surviving a plane crash? Not enough. Being hunted by super predators? Not even close. Hopping worlds? Why not? I'll see that, and raise getting recruited by a woman who fashions herself a goddess. OC/I
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 1,003,445 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 12/14/2021 - Published: 7/1/2016 - OC, Cinder F. - Complete
Trapped by Sekirou reviews
A player loads his save game of Skyrim for the first time in years. Toggling god mode with console commands, he explores the game once again before heading to bed. Only to wake up trapped in his game character. He strives to find out how it happened, but first he has a few things to accomplish.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 5/14/2019 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Roses and thorns by Darraiter reviews
All she wanted was a strong familiar. Something that would help her protect her people and prove that she was more than just a pretty face, that she was a true leader. But when she finally summoned her familiar, she wondered ... had she got more than she had asked for? - Just my fic, "Rosas y Espinas", translated. Hope you like it.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,828 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/11/2021 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Henrietta, PARIAH
Bitter Revelations by littleredwritinghoodxx reviews
His memories had left him, but his emotions had not: now, he felt anger. With every turn brought unbidden memories to the surface, and it was all he could do to push those sentiments far, far down. Who was he, and why did he hear a voice beckoning him to the castle? The voice had said that he was the light, but all he wanted was to fill the world with darkness. (Yiga!Link, BotW AU)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/8/2021 - Published: 8/1/2020 - Link, Zelda, Impa, Kohga
The Schnee Gamer by dlfusion reviews
So, I'm a girl now. Great. Fantastic. I also happen to be the youngest of the Schnee household which means I'm in the world of RWBY. Only, this isn't the RWBY I knew. Why does everyone have a screen floating above their head? What do you mean this is normal? Don't expect me to change my sexuality just because of this! Rated M for adult topics. AU Image from Pinterest, Not mine.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,634 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 8/4/2021 - Published: 6/3/2018 - Weiss S., Neo
The Dungeon's Supreme Overlord by NuclearNachos reviews
[One-Shot] While taking on his usual cleaning duties, the assistant butler Eclair Ecleir Eicler is transported to an obscure site. Is this the chance he had been waiting for? Most certainly! The dungeon will belong to him!
Crossover - Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/7/2021 - Published: 12/22/2020 - Complete
Ace Combat 7: Deep Blue Skies by FerrinFPB reviews
Alternate story for Skies Unknown, if Trigger and Cossette were able to meet and cooperate during the war.
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,627 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/16/2021 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Princess Rosa Cossette D'Elise, Trigger
We Interrupt This Program by Slow and Steady Turtle reviews
At the heart of the Pale City, the Signal Tower broadcasts its hypnotic signal. The Thin Man, freed from his prison, steals away the only true friend that Mono has ever had. The boy finally stands to confront his tormentor.
Little Nightmares - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2021 - Complete
The Leader by lord of the land of fire reviews
In a time and place of great suffering a Leader comes to bring her people back to glory.
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 172,917 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Tanya
Code Geass R1: Chaos and Change by Red Prince of Ruin reviews
After dying I didn't expect to get another chance at life, but here I am stuck in the world of Code Geass. Now a member of the Britannian royal family I'm forced headfirst into the life of a prince. But I will not stand by as the world around me collapses into chaos, no this is my story now. And this world will know the name of Charlemagne el Britannia (SI/Slight AU).
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 218,776 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 2/20/2021 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [OC, Milly A.] Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Hell Gate by Nivilack reviews
The Gate opens, but brings with it horrible demons that now blight the land. With this demonic horde however, also comes their bane, a man... clad in green plate.
Crossover - Doom & Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,505 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 2/18/2021 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Doomguy
Ahri Drinks a Milkshake by ArtworkerGEMS reviews
This is a commissioned work. Ahri goes to the beach and finds a stall that sells Banana Milkshakes. Little does she know, there is a very special ingredient, courtesy of Soraka, who runs the stall! Story contains: Horsecock, Futanari, Oral Sex, Deepthroat, Public Sex
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2021 - [Ahri, Soraka] Miss Fortune - Complete
Among Us There be someone with a cock! by ArtworkerGEMS reviews
What if, in Among Us, the characters were all sexy ladies? What if, instead of an impostor who kills them, the impostor is a Futa who fucks them? Yeah, that's the premise. 9 sexy ladies getting fucked by the Futa impostor or getting voted off the ship! This is the second BIG project for me, which is not going to be THAT big, but it'll still have more than 4 chapters, I hope.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/12/2021 - Published: 11/2/2020 - Complete
The Choices We Make by ImmortalCoelacanth reviews
She could feel his fingernails sinking into her flesh as he clung to her. She could feel the board underneath her creaking and groaning with their shared weight. She could hear the static of the television, her freedom, buzzing so very, very close behind her. She could feel nothing but disgust for the boy that had been her "savior."
Little Nightmares - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/11/2021 - Six - Complete
The Gunslinger by Mugiwara N0 Luffy reviews
(CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2) Arthur Morgan got his redemption at the end, or at least something that made it all worth it to him. But it seems God wants to give him another chance. Now, Arthur has to figure out if he really did learn from the sins of his past to help better a future for a world unknown. (Rating likely to change to M for future scenes)
Crossover - Red Dead Redemption & Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,783 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 2/8/2021 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Arthur Morgan
Force Without Balance by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
An edgy hardcore Skyrim Player completes what he believes to be an amazing feat in game, only to wake up the following morning realizing that he had become far more intimate with his character than he ever dreamed of being. Now, if only someone could explain why he was in Japan, and why floating words from the game appeared at the most inopportune moments. DarkFic. Semi-Gamer Fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,066 - Reviews: 4670 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 7,310 - Updated: 1/26/2021 - Published: 8/17/2018 - OC, Azazel, Viser
Fait Accompli by Entranced by you reviews
First things first... having foreknowledge isn't exactly a good idea. To be honest, I didn't want to do anything with them, with 'those,' with anything really, I just wanted to live until my well, inevitable 'demise,' in fact this life was already a lot better than the other one... but the trio, of course, they really just had to change my mind. Reincarnation
Promised Neverland/約束のネバーランド - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/14/2020 - Published: 12/1/2019 - Emma, Ray, Norman, OC
Demon Eyes by hiraikoneko reviews
I don't get it. You'd think that after I died, I'd have gone somewhere other than Suna...But ya know, there's something...Fun...about people backing away from you in fear. I'm not evil though...and I'm only scary when someone wants me to be. I don't see why that makes me a demon...but I'll take it. I've even got a rival. Gaara...he's full-time scary. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 201,028 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 11/8/2020 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Gaara, OC] Naruto U.
A Guard Dog by Unluckyfrank1 reviews
Bandog and Trigger form an unlikely friendship. A bitter asshole AWACS controller and a laid back idiot pilot go well together apparently. Rated T for lots of Swearing' (especially on Bandog's part)
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,035 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/22/2020 - Published: 2/14/2019
Strangle To Death, Anaconda! by Cyan Sung-Sun reviews
When a Blaise Welshman finds himself in a Hollows body he will do all he can to survive, blissfully unaware of just who he's taken over. Can a side character muster enough strength to oppose Aizen in time? Will they even live to see it? Or are they going to die rotting to death inside his own body? Semi Self-Insert.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 28 - Words: 177,141 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 10/7/2020 - Published: 9/25/2018 - Sung-Sun, OC, T. Harribel, Mila Rose
Something Wicked This Way Comes by I am but two days old reviews
Rather than be undergo a forced log out on the day YGGDRASIL's servers shut down, salary man Suzuki Satoru finds himself in the body of his avatar Momonga. Nazarick has been transported to a strange new land with a shattered moon hanging over head. The world is yours for the taking.
Crossover - RWBY & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,658 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 10/7/2020 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Ainz
The Strange Rebirth of a Diamond by Revan4646 reviews
So apparently I died back in our world, that sucks. What sucked even more was being reborn as a dead intergalactic dictator in my favourite kids show. But I suppose I'll get use to things around here, being a Gem shouldn't be that hard right?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,438 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 1/20/2020 - Steven U., OC, Pink Diamond
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,037 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 8,935 - Follows: 9,321 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
A Young Woman's Political Record by jacobk reviews
With the war over and her military career in shambles, Tanya von Degurechaff has to forge a new path for herself. Fortunately, she finds an opportunity to get involved in the political scene. A safe, easy job has never been closer at hand. What could possibly go wrong?
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 308,837 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 3,367 - Updated: 9/14/2020 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Tanya, Visha
Screw the Rebellion, I want Cookies by DWAR reviews
We've all read stories where a fan gets transported into the movies/books they love, and use their knowledge of the plot to change things for the better. Well, this story is similar. Only thing is...this fan DOES NOT support the Rebellion, and is willing to do all that he can to ensure the supremacy of the Sith and the Galactic Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,070 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Grand Moff Tarkin, OC - Complete
World of Whatcraft by Umodin reviews
Life is a funny thing. Sometimes it does right by you, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it throws you such a ridiculous curve ball that you wake up as a baby trash mob in a land where honest conversation is something the locals think to be a food group. Why must life be so cruel? OC-Self Insert
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,399 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 8/23/2020 - Published: 9/16/2016 - OC
Boring Senpai by MaximumPeachness reviews
Please don't bully me, Nagatoro aka ijiranaide nagatoro-san Her Senpai was being boring and she had just the ticket to make things interesting.
Please don't bully me, Nagatoro/イジらないで、長瀞さん - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,950 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/12/2020 - Published: 5/26/2019 - Complete
The Doll Gamer by Redwall6921 reviews
I'm not a hero. I'm not even a functional human being. I'm just a living doll that does what it pleases without a care in the world. "Oh? Some more pots that need breaking. Is that a treasure chest? Mine now." OC SI. Gamer ability. Shameless. From the makers of Neville the Gamer is a new story of a sociopath stuck in the HP world with the gamer ability. Tada-da-daaa! Crash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,681 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 6,812 - Follows: 7,858 - Updated: 8/1/2020 - Published: 2/10/2019 - OC
The Saga of Louise the Evil by Kingpin Lunamaria reviews
Upon discovering that the Empire had been lain low, defeated by the Free Republic and its sympathetic allies, Lieutenant Colonel Tanya von Degurechaff would return to find that her path to ascension in the Imperial elite would not come to be. Thus she would would lead a mission of retrieving any survivors to retreat to friendly territory, but plans can go wrong...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,329 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/28/2020 - Published: 6/23/2020
A game of Death and Life MK2 by Alien-kun. Verified hyooman reviews
In one world he is a normal guy. In another, he is the legacy of something great. It takes the meddling of a god to bring both together. Now, how will Daniel deal with the expectations? Treating it all like a game, of course! (Gamer fic, rewrite. OC-centric.)
Crossover - Game X-overs & Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,861 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 5/11/2019 - Complete
Fell Dragon Upon Fódlan by HuluOriginal reviews
As he is slain by his own hand, Grima is banished to a purgatory with the very man that sent him there. Defeated, the fell dragon submits to his fate of eternal imprisonment alongside the human. However, as events unfold, and Grima find himself alone once again, he is suddenly taken to a new world. A world where three nations rule supreme and the church stands indomitable.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,349 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/14/2020 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Grima
I Am Mr Five by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
In one world, a villain whose powers should have made him a renowned world terrorist fades into obscurity after suffering defeat by the Straw Hats. In this world, someone else takes the reins earlier and brings about an age of pirates that has absolutely nothing to do with adventure and nakamaship. "Rape. Pillage. Burn. T'is a pirate's life for me, savvy?" SI-OC as Mr. Five.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,757 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 4,914 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 1/10/2019 - Vivi, OC, Miss Valentine, Mr. 5
Playing Our Roles by The Grim Blade reviews
Something unexpected happened to me. I'm stuck inside the body of the (future) greatest thief in Vale, with the power of The Gamer given to me for some unknown reason. All in all, it could be worse. For now I have given myself a mission, actually being the greatest thief in Vale! I also need to screw over Cinder, save Pyrrha and Penny, and not end up dead in the process.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 172,297 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 8,502 - Follows: 9,806 - Updated: 6/29/2020 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Roman T., OC, Neo
And this is why dragons left Morrowind alone by Sir Punchalot reviews
Morrowind is infamous for many reasons: the Blight, a strong presence of deadra cults, inhospitable locals, the Devil under the Mountain and, worst of all, the cliff racers. Apparently, it has somehow gotten even worse... there is a dragon on the loose. His goals? Figure out this Thu'um thingy, help the Nerevarine save the world and troll as many people as possible. The horror!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 188,276 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 6/17/2020 - Published: 12/1/2016 - The Nerevarine, OC, Khajiit
Empire of Remnant by Quantum Knight reviews
Overnight, the entire Empire was transported into the world of Remnant, within Salem’s own domain. Lieutenant Colonel Tanya Degurechaff will punish the Being responsible with cold steel and hot magic, along with anyone or anything that stands in her way.
Crossover - Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,535 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 5/23/2020 - Published: 10/20/2019 - Tanya, Visha, Salem, Ozpin
Treacherous Intentions by littleredwritinghoodxx reviews
His mission: to infiltrate the Hyrulean Royal Guard, and rise within their ranks. Then, on the eve of Calamity Ganon's return, assassinate the Princess in the light of the Blood Moon. He is to be the world's best actor, and Hyrule Castle, his stage. The Yiga Clan had already failed once in the Gerudo Desert: there was no more room for error. He would not fail. (Yiga!Link, BotW AU)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,986 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/13/2020 - Published: 1/1/2020 - Link, Zelda, Impa, Kohga - Complete
Paper and Sand by FifteenBadgers reviews
Eden's death had been a lie. There was no peace for Taylor after her victory. Instead only vague memories of a previous life and the mindless existence of being the newest, fourth Endbringer, created by the [Thinker] after she reset the timeline. Inspired by the old Hypnos threads on Spacebattles. [Endbringer!Taylor] [Alive Annette] [AU]
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,512 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 5/6/2020 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Skitter, Dragon, Emma B.
Hello! My name is Ruby Rose! by Fallen Warden reviews
I'm here, Ruby.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 117 - Words: 88,007 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/2/2020 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Ruby R., Emerald S.
Little Hero by Blizzaga Saga reviews
Ocarina of Time AU. Young Link must save Hyrule without going to the future and acquiring an adult body. Scared and weak, he fights for the women who are precious to him. Their intentions regarding him, however, are less pure.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,556 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Link, Zelda, Malon, Saria
Overlord of the Void by oblivon2991 reviews
"If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you." As the quote goes. And if the bored King of the Void, sitting on the throne of a deceased god receives the opportunity to explore a vast, new world. Filled with magic, dangers, and a twisted, thousands of years old conflict. Who is he to deny such an opportunity? He will use it; he will test this world to its very limit!
Crossover - Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 173,543 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 4/2/2020 - Published: 9/1/2018
For the love of God by victoriakay reviews
After the war, Tanya von Degurechaff overcomes the trials of being a teenager so successfully she makes Being X regret ever having created her.
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/26/2020 - Complete
Journey through Universes: Of Metal and Bones by Monkeybandit2 reviews
(SI/AU) I have no idea how it happened but I no choice but to deal with it. I just hope that it's not in vain. That I can turn back in the end. I did like having hands after all...
Crossover - StarCraft & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,130 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/24/2020 - Published: 5/24/2019 - OC
A Wizard's Game by Grademaster reviews
Strange things are commonplace in Remnant. From the shattered moon to the mysterious monsters of Grimm questions are similarly common. Answers are so hard to come by as well and never without a price. Of course some things have no answer. Why or how anyone could be reincarnated and gifted with, of all things, the powers of the gamer is just another strange question.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 491,669 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 10/11/2018 - OC
Rising of the Heroic Demon of the Gun by king carlos reviews
The war has ended, the Empire was defeated and Tannya was to die for war crimes. Being expected her to, in such sittuation, turn to religion but Tannya would not give him that. As such Being X had to be creative, perhaps a different sort of hell that was familiar and not familiar to the girl could be the solution. (slightly crack-ish and OP-ness)
Crossover - Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり & Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 11/7/2019
Quiet Life With Monster Girls by 1ForThePriceOf2 reviews
After escaping a terrible fate in the ghost alley, Yoshikage Kira finds himself in a world where the lines between myth and reality are blurred. As the neighbour of Kimihito Kurusu, Kira must now cope with the multitude of issues presented by the Cultural Exchange Program while trying to keep his second chance at a quiet life intact. Image by Tiamatio.
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,072 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Yoshikage K., Kimihito, Miia, Ms. Smith
Any Means Necessary by EiriFllyn reviews
OC SI. Villainous and Manipulative. A selfish and ruthless mundane from Earth gets an experimental Kaleidostick whose only feature is to travel the multiverse. Random travel goes to Worm and gets trapped (for a while). Uses metaknowledge to gain power at any cost. Eventual Multicross/Multiverse Travel.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 156,021 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 12/16/2019 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Skitter, Panacea, OC - Complete
The Angel and The Undead by Eu sunt Dracul 1 reviews
His goal was to turn Ainz Ooal Gown into an eternal legend. But now he find himself in an entirely different world. If there are many heroes, then he will replace them all. He will let the entire world know of Ainz Ooal Gown even if it means killing every angel or demon in his path.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,882 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 2/20/2018 - Raynare, Ainz, Albedo, Shalltear B.
Doctor Bonesaw by vandalvagabond reviews
One normally wishes to see their favorite fiction during the time of "canon." I didn't get that luxury nor did I want it. I wanted something spicier to happen... But fixing up All For One might have been a stupid idea.
Crossover - Worm & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 9/20/2019 - OC, Shigaraki T.
Overlord by DownSmashJon reviews
Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,169 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 5,167 - Follows: 6,134 - Updated: 9/16/2019 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Ozpin, OC, Jaune A., Summer R.
Skywalker: A Fanon Story by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Self insert into Anakin Skywalker's body. Raising himself to be someone worthy as the title of 'Chosen' to be a Jedi seems too Rigid, a Sith too selfish. War over idelogies was too stupid a reason to die...war for power to vain. M for safety concerns.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 67,069 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 5,480 - Follows: 5,699 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 12/30/2018
A Swarm Unleashed by RoyalStarlord reviews
A man with amnesia had woken up in a desert oasis one day, and in a world he does not recognize. He also doesn't recognize his new form and role as a newly reborn zerg organism. But upon his rebirth, he was given the option to command the zerg swarm. (Discontinued)
Crossover - X-overs & StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 631,475 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Zerg, OC
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 115 - Words: 609,137 - Reviews: 7012 - Favs: 6,692 - Follows: 6,403 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC - Complete
Fade Away by FineSpecimenRetrieved reviews
Trapped in never ending resets, unhealthy co-dependency and the knowledge that the only guy who remembers hates them, Frisk and Chara are out of options. So in the minds of traumatised kids, suicide is the last option left. But suicide is a pretty memorable thing and emotions may be stronger than memories. Especially to the person who finds their dead body. (M for violence.)
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,052 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Frisk, Sans, Chara, Undyne - Complete
The Blood Moon by FifteenBadgers reviews
The Blood Moon called and Taylor answered. Given the path to power and amassing followers, Taylor knows that in the face of a PRT who are incapable, or unwilling, of fixing the problems in Brockton Bay Taylor is left with only one path; force the criminals of the city to follow her or have their wills subsumed into the Blood Moon.
Crossover - League of Legends & Worm - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/30/2019 - Skitter, Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Emma B.
My Teenage Romantic Comedy is now a Medieval Political Fantasy? by Icura reviews
Hikigaiya Hachiman is reborn as Hachi of House Lannister. This is definitely not a game he's stuck in, and there doesn't appear to be any overpowered Light Novel Protagonist cheat for him to use. Watch as he stumbles through medieval life armed with only his rotten personality and a mountain of gold.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,075 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Hachiman H. - Complete
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2571 - Favs: 7,538 - Follows: 7,879 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Uprising by 2Lazy4u reviews
After escaping Vorkuta, Viktor Reznov awakens to a new world after his death. As a stranger with no place to call home, he soon meets a half-elf girl and eventually joins her faction in the upcoming spectacle known as the Royal Election. A new power shall rise, shaking this world to the core as different factions race for the throne. But Reznov knew only one way to reach it... War.
Crossover - Call of Duty & Re:Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,686 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 11/24/2016 - V. Reznov, Subaru N., Emilia
Overseer Potter by York Lane reviews
Albedo the Overseer of the Floor Guardians and the Creation of Tabula Smaragdina, but what if there was more to her story than even her creator thought, what if she was originally part of another world and now that world wants to take her back, but can it take her from Nazarick and her love, Wrong Child Who Lived theme, Bad Dumbles theme, Alive Potters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,637 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 8/2/2019 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Albedo
Magic Hitler by Ozzman84 reviews
The Multiverse was in peril. An unprecedented event had occurred, the death of 5 individuals at the same time in human history had caused ripples in space time. The Strength of their Souls had brought them a second life. Disclaimer Basically a massive Shit post
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 7/14/2019 - OC, God of Light
Danse Macabre by zakuro crow reviews
"I've waited so long for the curtain to rise. Come, join me in the dance of death." In the aftermath of throwing herself to her death, a woman finds herself reincarnated as a demon child thirty years before the start of a fictional story she barely even remembers anymore. (A series of one-shots in chronological order.) Canon Divergence / Manga Spoilers
Promised Neverland/約束のネバーランド - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/15/2019 - Published: 5/25/2019 - Isabella, OC
Ephemeral Dream by Mizukume reviews
The world was fading. His soul was collapsing. Before death, he was rescued by a voice who claimed to be his savior. Presented with an offer that he could not refuse, he must reach the zenith by completing the given tasks in the multiverse of anime. Dark, Neutral Evil Protagonist, Game Elements, RPG System, Nasuverse, Multiple Anime Worlds, Dimension Traveling, World Hopping
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 7/4/2019 - Published: 8/3/2018 - OC
Empathic capacity of a teaspoon by bor902 reviews
Reincarnating with the gamer interface was all a part of the plan, being reborn as Ron Weasley not so much. It was something I could work with, sure. Magic is great! But as I would soon learn, it had the tendency of introducing a plethora of other issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 53,571 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 6/8/2018 - Ron W., N. Tonks, Bill W.
Gate: Thus the Swarm Consumed All by inphernalmenace reviews
A Gate opens, and the forces of the Saderan Empire go through, but the easy conquest they hoped for is anything but. The Empire is instead confronted with its worst nightmare. Falmart won't know what hit it. Note: This will not be a typical Gate fic
Crossover - StarCraft & Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,567 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/28/2019 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Sarah K., Lelei, Tyuule - Complete
Detergent by cherryvvoid reviews
Her new father was the Shoten shop keeper from that one anime with the swords. Shimei could only wonder what woman was crazy enough to get it on with Mr. Hat n' Clogs? Because really, Kisuke Urahara was NOT father material. SI-as-Urahara's-daughter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,505 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 4,227 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, Tessai T., OC
A Will to Shatter Stars by Atlanrom reviews
In which the Leviathan gets run over by a truck. Eidolon skillset OC. Complete
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,710 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, OC - Complete
Of Eagles And Dragons by sakatagin-chan reviews
What would happen if an ordinary person was thrown into westeros? Armed with the skills and weapons from his favourite game character. Watch as Alexios the eagle bearer forges his own legend in this lands. Will he become a player or remain a pawn?
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,478 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 1/27/2019 - Kassandra, Alexios
Pokemon - I can level up too! by Kitsune Gaeshi reviews
A young man died, a knife in the stomach, he thought it was the end... before he wakes up in an unfamiliar bed in a world filled with weird... things. Wait aren't they are Pokemon? Wait did I took over the body of a kid! Am I gonna be a trainer? Well, it seems to be the kid's dream... as respect for taking over his body, I guess I will try my best. Gamer!OC x Pokemon/System
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,624 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Ralts, OC
A Brand New Canvas by Trick N. Zwei reviews
Delsin Rowe, unemployed, street artist, Conduit, and hero of Seattle finds himself lost in translation. Having gone to not only a different country, but a whole different earth, he's having a harder time trying to stay out of trouble. But in a world where having powers isn't anything special, he's just like everyone else. Well, not exactly like everyone else... [ONESHOT]
Crossover - inFAMOUS & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 236 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Complete
Tanya's Free Time by EverlastingEvanescence reviews
Tanya von Degurechaff may be a ruthless soldier in the army, and may have the brain of a male adult salaryman, but deep down, she's still a 9 year old girl. And that is perfectly encapsulated in how she spends her free time. I updated this story to include a better introduction and ending. I hope you enjoy these changes.
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/28/2019 - Tanya, Viktoriya - Complete
Tell it to the Marines by Tsume Yuki reviews
Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 325,975 - Reviews: 4178 - Favs: 6,509 - Follows: 6,701 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Ace, OC] Luffy, Sabo
The Voyager: Remastered by KRKRK reviews
The Remastered version of The Voyager. A normal girl was given the task of traveling through different dimensions and completing missions assigned to her, only this girl wasn't that normal. Follow the emotionless Jean Turner as she navigates her way through all the hell and horror. Ft. Starcraft... Tune in on RoyalRoad for the quickest updates.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 125 - Words: 294,742 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/27/2019 - Published: 9/18/2018 - James R., OC
A game of Death and Life by Alien-kun. Verified hyooman reviews
Death sometimes is deserved. Sometimes we seek for it. Sometimes it finds us. What if someone met it for a simple accident? Follow Daniel in his quest in a new and unknown world, forced to survive while seeking for a new purpose. (A 'the Gamer'-style story. Some sorta-dark content inside. rated T for now, but might raise to M if I get too descriptive.) DEAD. REWRITE IS UP!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,643 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 9/29/2017 - OC - Complete
Twenty-Three Percent by GeniusofFun reviews
Sayu Yagami is such a pretty name, meant for a very pretty little girl - not a dead twenty-three year old who'd somehow managed to hijack her body (but one must learn to adapt). Not your typical reincarnation story, or maybe it is.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 4/18/2019 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Light Y., L, Sayu Y., OC - Complete
The Maiden's Shield by Sir Perfluous reviews
Following the capture of Erusea's capital, the Lighthouse War takes a drastic turn as new threats emerge from the chaos. With the help of some unlikely allies, it now falls to Trigger and his friends to finally end the war and make the skies safe once again. [Part 3 of the Lighthouse War Trilogy]
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,032 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 3/15/2019 - Princess Rosa Cossette D'Elise, Trigger - Complete
Monster Under The Mountain by The Great Omen reviews
My current life started in an egg deep under Mount Silver. Thrown into a new world without any explanation or exposition from whichever higher being decided to have fun at my expense. My story is not the story of a fairy tale hero who cares about saving the world from criminal organizations or evil, I'm a Monster. SI/OC-insert as a Pokemon, care to guess which one?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 3/14/2019 - OC
The Unwoven Threads of Fate by Diadru reviews
Don't you hate it when you wake up and you don't know where you are? Me too, except I woke up in another universe. A semi SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 638,656 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 5,075 - Follows: 5,279 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Sasuke U., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 26240 - Favs: 22,732 - Follows: 22,013 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Metempsychosis by nariai reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I was screwed. Second, I got somehow reborn as the twin sister of Kaneki Ken. And third, the world was wrong. [SI, Self-Insert/OC-Insert]
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,210 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 3/23/2019 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Uta, OC
A Mother's Wrath by Psychoghost reviews
Alexandria stared at the massive dragon and asked "What is your name?" The dragon's eyes seemed to soften, and it said "Tiamat..." Humanity suffered from threats beyond it, and their mother decided to intervene on their behalf. And she is not happy. Tiamat! Taylor
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 530 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Complete
Triple Threat by Sir Perfluous reviews
The Lighthouse War continues to rage as Osean forces prepare to launch a daring counterattack. With the LRSSG spearheading the operation, Trigger and his loyal friends are tasked to lead the charge and fight their way into the very heart of Erusea's capital. [Part 2 of the Lighthouse War Trilogy]
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,454 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/11/2019 - Published: 2/19/2019 - Count, Princess Rosa Cossette D'Elise, Tabloid, Trigger - Complete
After by MalasLaBro reviews
Nagase's back.Blaze also just got back. After Aces Combat 7. He's never really good with words.
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2019 - K. Nagase, Blaze - Complete
Persona Non Grata by Sir Perfluous reviews
After having been disgraced and court-martialed for a crime he did not commit, a young Osean fighter pilot finds himself transferred to the expendable penal unit known as Spare Squadron. With few options left, the only way to survive among convicts is to fall in with them... or die trying. (AC7) [Part 1 of the Lighthouse War Trilogy]
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,361 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 1/27/2019 - Count, Tabloid, Trigger - Complete
Noble Blood by Victor Weiss reviews
YGGDRASIL was a great game, as far as DMMO-RPGs go it had been a perfect adventure for the man behind the Lord of Vampires, now, as the time counts down to the shut-down of the servers, said Lord finds only disappointment as the end nears, luckily for him life is stranger than fiction and there is still an adventure ahead! OC-Centric, T because Goblin Slayer, Overlord and Language.
Crossover - Overlord/オーバーロード & Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 2/2/2019 - OC
Speaking Up by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: As it turned out, Trigger was the latest in a long line of aces who were also mute.
Ace Combat - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Trigger - Complete
Ace Combat 7: Backseat Driver by GordyGordiant reviews
Trigger: the ace of the Lighthouse War. But what if you flew a two-seater in the game? Who is that sitting behind you? This is the one-shot story of the pilot with Three Strikes, told by his closest friend and partner. (Alt. title: Curiosity Killed the Copilot)
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/25/2019 - OC - Complete
Parenthood by accelerator 231 reviews
Always, in a story of young people and their epic adventures, there is always someone that is missed out. Someone not mentioned. Someone not spoken of. Someone, who is always missing. This is about that someone.
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/19/2019 - Complete
There's No Way My New Little Sister Can Be The Simurgh! by ensou reviews
Following a tragic turn of fate, Taylor is left on her own with nobody else. But less than three weeks after, she comes home to find a girl who claims to be both her new sister ...and the Simurgh. But that can't possibly be right, can it?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Skitter, Simurgh
Fate: Zero Requiem by kyugan reviews
In the wake of Zero Requiem, Lelouch vi Britannia was quite ready to face whatever judgement awaited him for his sins. He certainly wasn't expecting to be drafted by the embodiment of Humanity's Collective Will to take part in a free-for-all battle between Mages and Heroes of Legend, but then again, he was ALWAYS up for a challenge. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,155 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 3,975 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Assassin, Zero
Necrosis by bulelo reviews
When they don't know what to do with themselves, they find each other. In which a woman out of time learns to save lives and a half-man learns to be king. [SI-OC, medical bloodbending]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Zuko, Suki, Azula, OC
Son of Gato by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
An edgy teenager pretending to be a psychopath pretending to be an edgier teenager pretending to be a bigger psychopath, is reincarnated into the world of Naruto with the powers of the Gamer. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,088 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 4,346 - Follows: 4,724 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Haku, Kimimaro K., OC
Building New Foundations by SirSaulty1995 reviews
"The time has come for some new f****** management." After an incident that left Zac for dead and heavily injured, he gets sent to another world. He receives the power he knew as the Gamer's power, but not what he expected it to be. The question is, what will he do now? RTS Gamer, Base/world building, Tech development, Anti-hero,Grey/dark OC, slight AU, Set in Albion. Rated M
Crossover - Game X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 128,844 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 5/31/2018 - OC
The Marvelous Flash Mob by AliceYouWereHere reviews
A world of heroic rich people, radioactivated superpowers, and an all-too-literal usage of the phrase "to dust you shall return"... Evan wants none of it. Unfortunately, life isn't so giving. [Marvel Self-Insert]
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 10/15/2018 - OC
Grimm souls by Grademaster reviews
One day Salem came across a strange soul. Giving this to a beowolf of no particular consequence wasn't a very thought out action but she found no harm in it either. That this would result in a string of events throughout a century was not in any of her plans. Perhaps it's a good thing though.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 173,777 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 9/19/2018
Loop: Zero by DustyOldAttic reviews
I wasn't expecting much from life as a D-Class, which left me oftentimes wondering about death. I expected some things and many things I didn't. I certainly didn't expect to wake up in my bed after SCP-173 killed me! Now it's up to me to survive the containment breach with my newfound powers. Too bad I was never any good at keeping out of danger... Follows the SCP:CB events.
SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,061 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Complete
I became a Symbiote by Redwall6921 reviews
A ordinary person gets transported into the Marvel universe as a symbiote with no idea what happened. Now he has to team up with an unlikely girl in order to prepare for the upcoming threat that threatens to kill everyone with a snap of their fingers. Only problems is that he can't communicate with her at all, and she has the annoying habit of wearing him like spandex. OC/SI
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Mary Jane W., OC
Breaking the Game by Dhagon reviews
It's amazing how little difference there is between a serial killer and an adventurer. There's a reason for the term 'murder hobos'. But when your on a quest to save the world you take inspiration where you can, even the Slaughterhouse Nine. A CYOA involving the Gamer power.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,374 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 10/29/2018 - Published: 9/12/2017
Devil of Atlas by NatsuThebadass reviews
Tanya believed that when she lived out her second life it would be the end. But Being X believed that he had finally found a world with enough peril to finally bring faith out of Tanya. So now begins her journey in remnant.
Crossover - RWBY & Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,806 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 4/25/2017 - Tanya - Complete
The Reincarnation Cycle: Infinite Blade Works by P. D. S 62647117 reviews
Ending up in a world where you thought to be nothing more then fiction is one thing but finding you're self in the body of a certain Distorted boy who is Destined to be a third-rated Magus, is something Else Entirely. Now how are you going to survive in a world like this? the Answer is simple: by doing what you do best, inspiring fear and bringing Destruction. (Realistic character)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 81,201 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 1/17/2017 - OC
Neville the Gamer book 1 by Redwall6921 reviews
A young man wakes up in the body of eight year old Neville Longbottom. How will he survive in this new world with the Gamer ability. SI. Neville, Gray Neville Army building
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,478 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 5/11/2018 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Neville L., OC
Prototype Ghoul by INFAMOUS2900 reviews
As Alex Mercer says farewell to everything he cherished and gets struck by the nuclear blast, thinking he has been obliterated from existence. He finds himself in a new twisted world, feels just like home to Alex, but in a different way. But also he seems to be going through some new changes himself. Will he fit in this new twisted world without anyone finding out what he truly is?
Crossover - Prototype & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,710 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Alex M./Zeus, Kaneki K./Haise S.
Blood, Sweat and Fire by Dhagon reviews
Oceans of blood and the fires of hell. If I'm to be a Targaryen in a world as dangerous as this, there is no sense holding back. At all. And while I'm at it I may just lay down the foundation for a better future. One block at a time. After all history isn't written by who was morally superior, it's written by who won. SI.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,933 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 4/15/2018 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Complete
The Cracked Ice by Huron reviews
Scattered farther than any other in a unknown environment, one must learn to adapt and change to survive. How to utilize such skills remains to be seen, but efficiency had always been part of the training.
Crossover - Warframe & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,471 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 11/30/2015
Genius meets Genius by Redwall6921 reviews
This is what happens when a genius boy, that has given up on life and instead walks the path of Otaku, gets transported into a fictional world he has no knowledge about with a power from a different fictional world. "Hey you, cute redhead, go out with me?" "Actually I'm a guy, I'm just in a girl's body." "... you mean like trans-gender?" "..." " ... was that a no?"
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,465 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 2/7/2018 - Ranma, OC
The Unfortunate Researcher by OverlordMiles reviews
A Pokemon researcher consistently finds trouble in the form of female Pokemon, like Salazzle, Sylveon, Primarina, Charizard, and much more.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,061 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 11/27/2016
All it takes is one punch by ToscoFarrax reviews
After a strange incident in Y-City, Saitama is thrown in a strange land where everyone has superpowers, join him as he tries to settle down in this new land where lethal force on 'monsters' or anything for that matter is a big no-no.
Crossover - One Punch Man/ワンパンマン & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,420 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 7/25/2017
Enemy Number One by nanayoung reviews
A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Saitama
Irresistible Force by Golum936 reviews
Being born into Hyuga clan is cool, being The Gamer is even cooler. Too bad some characters are just too OP. AU Self-Insert / SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,808 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 4,388 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 9/12/2014 - OC, Neji H., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Hero with a MOUTH by BlueBearHero21 reviews
Yeah, i died but somehow got reborn in a world of Heroes and Villains. follow me in my CRAZY adventure! with a Quirk that makes me immortal, a blind & Loving mother, a Adorable little sister, a Uncle who can get you anything, attending a school to become a Hero, chimichangas, unicorns, Lots-of-Guns and a Dude in red suit who lives inside my head. Also this is a love story. XOXO
Crossover - Deadpool & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,148 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 7/28/2016 - [OC, Momo Y.] Deadpool/Wade W., Izuku M.
Orange Smile by jokergirl2001 reviews
Next time I get reborn I want a human body. Not a giant orange fox. SI-OC!Kurama
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,609 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, OC
Sayu Yagami by jokergirl2001 reviews
In her first life she never believed in the concept of reincarnation. In her second life? She's a bit more open-minded. You'd have to be really stubborn not to what with books that can kill, magical eyes and gods of death just in you surroundings. OC-SI as Sayu.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,492 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Light Y., Sayu Y., BB, OC
The Gamer of Sunagakure by Zturm reviews
After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.
Crossover - Naruto & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 148,211 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 5,239 - Follows: 5,762 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 3/27/2015 - OC
A New Player by Jin Mo-ri reviews
Being dropped into a world you thought was fictional is both exciting, and scary. Having powers from a totally different fictional world even more so. Well, no matter what happens, it's going to be interesting. Bleach semi-SI with The Gamer elements. Rating may change. Please R&R.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,145 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 6/7/2015 - OC
Eye of the Hurricane by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
The life of a demigod is short and brutal. Here's to hoping I don't die before I'm old enough to get laid. Self-Insert. Reincarnation-fic. Twin-fic. Slow build.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,329 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 4,881 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon, OC
Void Queen by Seijinter reviews
Trapped in a body and gender not of his own, Alexis was summoned through the void and into a strange new world. A world where magic and the fantastical are as common as cars in our streets. He may find a way home, or he may be consumed by this new reality. Which ever seemed the more appealing option... Rated M for violence, and exploration of mature themes.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,447 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Louise, Rek'Sai
Oh, Bugger Me Sideways by PsyckoSama reviews
In all those SIs where people are dumped into Westeros, they always lament about how bad they've got it. Well, they don't got shit. It could be much worse. They could have been dumped into the body of Lyanna Stark. Broken, bloodied, genderbent, with a new born bastard, and enough emotional baggage to fill a airport...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016
A Grimm Recollection by Parcasious reviews
She wasn't supposed to be here, stuck in a body that wasn't her own. And most certainly not meant to deal with a young Arc.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Ruby R., OC, Jaune A., Summer R.
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,206 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 6,588 - Follows: 7,623 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Darwinism by Older-Than-Time reviews
[Zerg!SI] "A larval primal zerg hatches in an unknown forest, teeming with life; better start eating."
Crossover - X-overs & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,632 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Zerg, OC
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9682 - Favs: 8,913 - Follows: 6,756 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Fate-Creed by Salarissia reviews
On the morning of his seventeenth birthday, Michael Williams discovers something that will change his life forever. Will he survive what's been planned for him, or will he be killed in the stories he's come to love?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,320 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Saber, Shirō E.] Rin T., OC
Those Condemned by An Orange Peon reviews
Whipping branches and grasping thorns tore at her skin and clothes, shredding them and leaving scores of cuts and gashes. Blood trickled from them, leaving small droplets behind as she urged her rapidly flagging legs onwards. She fled so that she could live. So that even for a second longer, she would live. And so there was rain, and blood, and those condemned.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,305 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Medea, Alex M./Zeus
Mad World by Blackhooded001 reviews
Christy Rose is a Death Note fan girl, but after her brother kicked a T.V into the bath she, wakes up in the world of Death Note with not only Shinigami eyes, but also CAT ears! She uses this to her advantage to become a Kira suspect to get involved in the case, try to save L and meet no one other than Beyond Birthday himself. Fuller summary inside! Please read! Has lots of LOL!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,768 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - L, BB, OC
Administrative Assistant by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Self-insert into Taylor's head with separate powers.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,990 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Skitter, OC
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 5,915 - Follows: 6,183 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
I, Scion by ack1308 reviews
This is a silly crack fic that I decided to write up. It's technically the sequel to I, Panacea, which is in turn the sequel to Security!. In it, Mike Allen shows up in Scion's head. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Alexandria, Eidolon, E. Piggot, Scion - Complete
Tears in the Dust by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Every child in Valoran has heard the tale before. About the cursed mummy boy who felt his heart no more.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Amumu - Complete
A Hero by Bioweapon 155 reviews
Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,095 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Daleks, Homura A.