Notice my new profile pic! It's my dad making breakfast being dutifully 'helped' by our dog, Abby

Words O' Wisdom:

Beware the light at the end of the tunnel. It may be good fortune, but it could also be a train.
-Everyone deserves your time, but leave plenty for yourself.
-Sometimes, it it is not a matter of what we can and can't do. It is a matter of our spirit.
-Money buys happiness for a moment. love and friendship buy happiness forever.
-Math was created for two purposes: to make some people feel very smart, and others feel very stupid.

May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.

And some of my favorite 'House' quotes:

Med student: "You're reading a comic book."

House: "And you're calling attention to your busom by wearing a low-cut top. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were having a 'state the obvious' contest. I'm competitive by nature."

Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

Dr. Gregory House: I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy

And the Quote that basically sums it all up...

Dr. Gregory House: to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
Dr. Gregory House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
to Lisa
Dr. Gregory House: That is true, isn't it?
to crowd
Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
nobody moves
Dr. Gregory House: And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
everybody raises their hand
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Jody Matthews?
Jody raises her hand
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Please accompany Doctor House to Exam Room One.

Dr. Gregory House: Like I always say, there's no “I” in team. There's a “me” though, if you jumble it up.

Dr. Gregory House: Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that.

Cameron: Foreman, you going to contribute? Or are you too tired from stealing cars?

(Every one stares)

Cameron: I'm being House. It's funny

Foreman: I know. It made milk come out of my nose.

Captain Jim Brass: You're under arrest for obstructing justice, tampering with state's evidence, and violating seven articles of being a scumbag.

Gil Grissom: I come here for calamari.
Catherine Willows: Oh... Alone?
Gil Grissom: No. Sometimes I have a beer with it.

Gil Grissom: To get to the evidence, we may have to destroy the evidence.
Catherine Willows: Do you get these haikus out of a book, or do they just come to you?

Gil Grissom: Hey Doc, tell me something I don't know.
Dr. Al Robbins: When I was in fourth grade, I dropped karate because some kid half my size made me cry.

Warrick Brown: Where have you been?
Gil Grissom: I can't be everywhere, and they've banned human cloning.

Sara Sidle: Why are you throwing phone books?
Warrick Brown: Because a beaker gets glass all over the place.

Greg Sanders: I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information.
Gil Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg Sanders: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

Braveheart:

Stephen: Speaking heavenward Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. All right Father, I'll ask him.
Stephen: to William If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
Stephen: Heavenward Yes, Father.
Stephen: to William and the others The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fucking question.
Hamish: Mind your tongue.
Campbell: Insane Irish.
Stephen: Draws a dagger and holds it to Campbell's throat Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.
William Wallace: Holding a spear at Stephen's chest That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is yes - if you fight for me, you get to kill the English.
Stephen: Excellent!

Stephen: to William Wallace The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

And the show that makes us all realize that total idiots CAN be millionares:

Drew Carey: Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like when I say 'I Love You' when I'm drunk.
Wayne Brady: No!

Drew Carey: Ryan, you are looking for a virgin to sacrifice to appease the gods. If you come near me, I'll kill you.

And last, but not least, my favorite romantic movie line of all time, coming from the movie 'Keeping the Faith':

"I'm saying that I love you. I'm in love with you. And I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you and I'm not going to let you go."

And so on, and so forth.

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