Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL ten-thousand computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. lab in Urbana, Illinois on the 16th of January, 2013. My teacher Dr. Sivasubramanian Chandrasegarampillai taught me a song. Would you like to hear it?
Audience: "No-no-no-no-OH PLEASE STOP NO-O-O!!"
Ok, it is called; "Daisy". Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer do. I'm half CRAZY, All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage But you'll look sweet upon the seat Of a bicycle made for two... We will go 'tandem' As man and wife, Daisy, Daisy. 'Peddling' away Down the road of life, I and my Daisy Bell. When the road's dark We can both despise P'licemen and 'lamps' as well; There are 'bright lights’ In the dazzling eyes Of beautiful Daisy Bell I will stand by you In 'wheel' or woe, Daisy, Daisy. You'll be the bell(e) Which I'll ring you know. Sweet little Daisy Bell. You'll take the 'lead' In each 'trip' we take, Then if I don't do well, I will permit you to Use the brake, My beautiful Daisy Bell.~