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Joined 09-10-06, id: 1131827, Profile Updated: 01-01-10
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello! waves I'm Wickedswanz, mother of three, early 30's, Aussie lady with a pathetically slow social life and an even slower sex life, thus the naughty fan fiction.

Though there are many pairings that I like, I have to say that my all time favourite OTPs are:

Hermione/Sirius

Hermione/Remus

Hermione/Draco

Hermione/Harry

Hermione/Marcus

Pansy/Sirius

Now as for Squicks and Kinks, I think my main squicks are non-con, underage, femslash, and anything involving bodily fluids lol. Um but my kinks involve, older man, threesomes, restraints, fluff, teacher/student (yeah I know!!), slash. I'm sure there are lots of kinks and squicks that I've left out, but I think those are the main ones.

I was drawn into the fandom while enduring a "time of the month", feeling grouchy and tired, and not in the mood for the same old stuff I had been reading I decided to branch out and picked Harry Potter at random. Before I started reading HP fan fiction I had the firm opinion that writing adult fan fiction for a series as pure and sweet as Harry Potter was deplorable and completely perverted...cough. Then I discovered this unbelievably thrilling and entertaining story involving Sirius, Remus, Snape, and Hermione playing Dare Poker, and the rest is history.

After writing this Bio I realized that I have contradicted myself at least five times, but hey, in the immortal words of Anita Blake, I never said I was Consistent.

Like The Strange One? Check out my Trailer lol you must be 18+

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Pandora's Cauldron by ArsenicAngel reviews
After a detention with Professor Snape leaves her with questions, Hermione goes on a search to discover what drives her mysterious Potions Master. A search that leads her into a world of mastery and submission, and opens a Pandora's box between the two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,675 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Because by TyrannyOfDucks reviews
When Remus loses control of himself one night, his life and that of Hermione Granger's is altered forever. What will happen when fate throws them together in an unthinkable predicament? Will they remain friends or will they become something more? HG/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Never All Together by rainfromheaven reviews
I loved you then, and whatever sin it is, I love you still! Hermione Granger never imagined her wildest fantasy of being with James Potter could come true. But while for Hermione it was only yesterday, for James it had been nineteen years ago. [JPHG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Hermione G., James P.
Wonderland by MiaMiaMi reviews
Timeturner! In an attempt to warn Hogwarts of an attack, Hermione is mistakenly sent back to the Marauders era. With no plan, and all but no hope of returning to her own time she struggles to cope with her situation. Lying was never her strong suit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,080 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 7/15/2006 - James P., Hermione G.
Bed Sheets by peanut18 reviews
Situations as such called for flinging caution out the window, especially when George was slowly parting her legs with one of his own. She let her head roll back against the floor as his knee continued upwards... utterly sinful. A series of short stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,114 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Hermione G.
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
A Year to Remember by Ange de Socrates reviews
Remus Lupin stays at Hermione Granger's house for the summer. Friendship is followed by lust, lust is followed by love. Can it withstand Hermione's final year at Hogwarts? UPDATED 9/7/2009
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,668 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Fallen Angel by lilmisblack reviews
Like a fallen angel he had returned to her life. Neither knew how or why, but it was up to her to solve the mystery, to save him and herself...without losing her heart in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,476 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Shadow of the Moon by Eoz Moon reviews
Hermione has had a crush on Lupin for years. Now returning to Hogwarts after a year away defeating Voldemort, Lupin's her teacher again and feelings between the pair untangle, but will Lupin ever get over his guilt and accept his feelings for his student?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Happenstance by LemonStar reviews
..Marcus/Hermione.. Hermione wants to be swept off her feet. She wants her own true love story. She just never expected to have one with Marcus Flint, of all people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,943 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hermione G., Marcus F. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by Cecelia SG reviews
Hermione's back for her 7th and final year at Hogwarts, Voldemort has been destroyed and everyone is acting different. Even Hermione starts to find attraction in strange places. Full Summary on my profile. HGDM HGSB Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,203 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unusual Triangle by Soap1 reviews
When Sirius, Remus, and Hermione all live in the same house, trouble is certain to ensue. What will happen when these two ohsoeligible bachelors realize they both want the same thing? AU, Lemony, Smutty, not appropriate for younger readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Where the Heart is by Sirie reviews
Hermione comes home from traveling to find Sirius alive after six years beyond the veil. What will come of his 2nd chance? HGSB and some HGSBRL... among other strange STRANGE pairings. Don't worry, it's a good read. or so I'm told.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,232 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
We Should Do This More Often by Soap1 reviews
In which Sirius lives at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, and has a particularly close encounter with Hermione and Remus. Quite AU, and not at all appropriate for younger readers! Lemony!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Dangerous Temptations by autumn145 reviews
Hermione lusts after her DADA teacher, who wants her just as badly. Harry is on the hunt for Horcruxes, and Sirius is enjoying his new job and the drama that surrounds it. Rated for language and, of course, smut. HGRL, SBRL, OCRL, and perhaps HGSB?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,770 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Coward by Gueneviere reviews
HGKS. He stared. He stared and he cursed because the bloody chit was wearing the little white sundress again. The one that just screamed ‘I’m a young, naïve, virginal, little girl and you’re a filthy pervert for leering at my gorgeous, womanly legs'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,653 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Hermione G., Kingsley S.
Wicked Game by shalimar1981 reviews
After the Department of Mysteries,Hermione finds it hard to cope and receives help from someone unexpected.When friendship develops,will it survive the LightningStruck Tower?Will an ancient ritual help win the war?Not depicted noncon,not between HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Traces of a Life by Queen of Alexandria reviews
When Hermione needs a new start, she buys an old seaside Victorian house, but she is shocked to find that she shares the house with none other than the spirit of Sirius Black. Could this be the change she wanted?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Our Illicit Little Affair by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Sirius and Hermione have an affair, But does it lead to love or betrayal? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
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Wicked Game reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret. Deep down inside she longs to submit to a dominant man. Remus Lupin has a similar secret, his passions pull him towards domination. When a new fetish club opens it looks like the answer to both their prayers. Sex BDSM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Behind Her Eyes reviews
The war is all but lost when Hermione is given the chance to go back and change things for the better. Trapped inside Lily Potter she must find a way to save Harry but what about James? Rated N17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Hermione G., James P.
Murder at Castle Hogwarts reviews
Murder, mystery and a little romance ensue when Hermione and Draco return to Hogwarts to complete their final year. *Story complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aged Hero reviews
Alastor Moody was once a great Auror. Powerful and fearless he was a hero in his time…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Alastor M., Marlene M. - Complete
From The Past reviews
Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,083 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
New Traditions reviews
Hermione has started a new Christmas tradition. Draco thinks she’s lost her mind. Just some Dramione Christmas fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange One reviews
He is her master, her protector, her punisher. He is Rodolphus Lestrange and Hermione can’t help but burn in his forbidden Embrace. He has shown her passion and darkness like she has never dreamt, she has shown him a love and compassion he never knew.N17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,639 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Night Before the Wedding reviews
The night before Bill's wedding Hermione and Charlie discover something new. Set in the beginning of Book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Dare reviews
It was just a stupid dare - Once night in a haunted house. Piece of cake, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Order Meeting reviews
Fred and George are sharing some strawberries with Hermione. But can they get the Order out of their hair so they can really enjoy them? FW.HG.GW PWP Rated R for sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Because I Want It reviews
Sent to stay with Sirius Black and his goody-goody godson, Pansy has one goal, conquest. PWP - Rated R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Pansy P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bad Dog and Kinky Kitty reviews
On the eve of Harry's wedding, Sirius vows to play the field for them both. He's completely unprepared for the kinky little kitty, Parkinsin to shake up his life, his loyalties, and his heart. Rated R for sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Pansy P., Sirius B.
What Harry Needs reviews
Hermione is there for Harry when he needs her most and together they find a way to shut out the way if for only a few precious hours. But what happens when the war is over? Oneshot Adult
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Art of Love reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Rum and Raisin reviews
Hermions shares some yummy ice-cream with two very wicked Marauders. HG SB RL PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Heartbroken reviews
Hermione is drinking away her sorrows, can sirius help her feel better? PWP Adult
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
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